#I'm so sorry for my horrid sense of humour

[ariddle-diddle]

I needed a break from the more serious stuff. I plan to make a whole series of doodles with Tom & his future Horcruxes. Spoiler for the next one under the cut!

I don't know what to say in defence of my horrid sense of humour, Tom Riddle making hotdogs at a local convenience store. He allegedly puts nasty concoctions into the ketchup and poisons all of his customers (Classic Tom!)

A lovely meeting at the Riddle manor, AKA, The Ring.

[organdon3r]

This this this! I love you OP for posting this

Yes, the "saying anything but Jimmy's name" joke was funny for a bit, and a fandom is allowed to have its jokes - like the outlast fandom and it's trager juice (which I still find absolutely hilarious because I have a horrid sense of humour) - but, and this might just be on TT? I haven't really interacted w/MW content on tumblr or any other platform, seeing an amazing animation or a piece of work that includes Jimmy's character and then checking the comments to see an influx of "I'm sorry you had to draw...Jambalaya" is kind of annoying? Well, at least in my opinion, lol😭 it kinda washes out the original poster's artwork as all, if not most, of the comments, are that same, repetitive joke. Similarly, from my own experience, I commented on a video and spoke about how much I loved Jimmy's writing; half of the replies were people straight up jumping me because apparently you're not allowed to compliment a creator's work on their characters anymore, and the other half were people apologising that I just so had to speak the forbidden name. Which was funny the first few times but after awhile my replies were just bombed w/the same sentence.

Also watering Jimmy's character down to just a rapist is a little infuriating😭🙏 like, yes, he did force himself onto Anya, but that isn't the only thing he did.

If you're in both the OL and MW fandoms, hypothetically, you can't say you like characters like Trager and then shit on people for liking Jimmy - both characters are as bad as eachother, if not Trager worse.

Saying this as both an Outlast and Mouthwashing lover.

A lot of people in the Mouthwashing fandom would not be able to handle it in the Outlast fandom, especially when it comes to liking characters.

Especially on tik tok, it seems the Mouthwashing fandom is so strict with what it does and doesn't allow, like I hate Jimmy as much as the next guy, but it's not a crime for someone to draw him or include him in the cast. He's an IMPORTANT part of the plot. The tik tok fandom also seems to say Mouthwashing shouldn't have a fandom point blank period because it's "too deeply thought out" and fanfics, ocs, and such shouldn't exist because it "ruins the story".

Meanwhile Outlast is a horrific, well thought out game with several installments, and the fandom is (mostly) chill. Like it's abundantly clear these guys aren't good people or even conventionally attractive to most people, yet they're adored and people make silly jokes of them all the time and make tons of fanfics, aus, and ocs. Hell, 90% if the fandom's favorite or second favorite dude is a guy who cuts people's dicks off and then kills them.

This isn't meant to say you can't have boundaries or things you like/dislike, but much of the Mouthwashing fandom overpolicies the fandom, and some even say Mouthwashing shouldn't have a fandom period because it's "too serious and dark" while Outlast is serious and dark yet no one cares what you do in the fandom.

Both are horror games with great stories.

Both produce gorgeous fanart and deep theories, and it's clear love is put into several art pieces and theories.

Difference is, a majority of one fandom can't handle fandom ACTING like fandom.

(Mini edit: Honestly this could be about fandom as a whole nowadays but given they're both horror games, albeit different types, with fan bases, that I love, I decided to compare them. Lets try to be civil please)

[merrrrrrrrry]

i was super busy all day and forgot to send you your daily message so i’m sending it at 1am but!!!!! how was your day?? i hope it was good and i’d love to hear about it<3

okay. quick bunch of questions because idk where to start djshshs do you have any pets? favorite one direction album? what are your favorite songs currently?

tumblr is horrid because i was gonna send you a picture of a frog sticker i found at a store today but you can’t add photos to anon asks 😔 just know it was super cute 🥺

sending you lots of love and good vibes 🫶🏻💗

- ✨ holiday pal ✨

Hi for the love of god hello💕💕 yeah, i get upset i can't share cute stuff on anon too though i understand the decision 😔

I've had a pretty okay day all round. I'm currently doing my first internship under an advocate, i can ramble about it if you want to listen 😳🥰 Other than that I made some stuff on canva for the society that I'm in, in my uni - it's dreadful work 😢I can rant about that too if you want

I don't have any pets but both my grandmothers have/had pets after a lifetime of saying shit about it🤣. My paternal grandma had a parrot who she'd say good morning to in the most formal language and my maternal grandma has had cats and dogs in the last few years (currently two dogs).

I think my fave is Made In the AM closely followed by Four. 💕💕

The entirety of Faith in The Future!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't get it out of my system(sorry my sense of humour is🙃)

Loads of love and I hope you get to sleep better and have a good night's deep sleep soon💕💕💕

[kyloren]

You mentioned you're depressed but you seem like such an endless source of positivity and kindness. I'm wondering (I'm not depressed myself) how do you do it?

asdfghjkl. First of all, catch me crying into my tea cup because you’re sweet as stars and I can’t properly process this. *waits five minutes to catch her breath* Second of all, warning: Imma gonna TMI all over this ask. Sorry ‘bout that. 

I am indeed, miserably depressed. It’s not seasonal, it’s not temporary, and it’s not something I can get past, unfortunately — anxiety and depression are amongst many other symptoms of my disability. They’re built-in features of my OS that I cannot disable (get it? disable?…I’m horrid, I know.) I’m also disgustingly pessimistic; staunchly believing that everything that must go wrong, will go wrong, and I always expect the worst. I’m not an optimist and I can’t say I’m a positive person. Nice isn’t an adjective I associate with myself. I’m sarcastic and bossy, and I’m inappropriately facetious simultaneously as I’m too solemn for my own good. My one redeeming quality, I think, (aside from this gnarly sense of humour I picked up in a lost&found basket) I take Being A Friend seriously. 

I wear false confidence like a body armour and I’ll just aggressively pursue a person into a friendship. A fun anecdote: on the first day of Uni, I was looking to make friends and I overheard this guy talking about an interest of mine, so I purposefully sought him out after introductions and invited him to a coffee date. We became instant friends because I kind wedged myself into his life. Queue six months later, he is trying to kiss me in the longe as I try to explain the role Soviet Russia played in WWII. Naturally, it blindsided me, but in retrospect, it shouldn’t have. I’m way too observant about my friends and family, I pay attention to their habits and preferences, and somehow to him, it translated into me being interested because it seemed I was paying him extra attention comparatively to other people. In an odd way, I date all of my friends because I act the way a girlfriend would have, because I file away bits and pieces about them, and methodically weasel my way into their hearts. 

I am very sad a lot of time, but I’m good at disassociating and compartmentalisation, so that rarely translates in my blog. I’m downright miserable a lot of time, but just because I feel this way, doesn’t mean everyone else should either, so I try my best to lift their spirit up. So when I see someone mention they’re sad on my dash, I’ll pop right into their ask box and send them a message overflowing with heart emojis because I clearly do not have chill. I’ll try to entertain them, or to hear them out, to listen to their problems and to try cheer them up. It costs me absolutely nothing to be kind to people, so why not do it? 

[saintjane]

"The Six Wives" by a couple of mentally exhausted high school kids with horrid senses of humour

Henry: I NEED the two s’s in life: sex and sons

Catherine: HARK - arthur died and i’m a little caesar’s pizza

H: wanna fuck???

C: *subtle nodding*

*still births and miscarriages*

Squire: IT’S A BOY-

H: ah heck yEAH

S: Wait nevermind it’s dead. IT’S A G-no dead. ANOTHER BO-another death, dang okay

C: hey i’m pregnant again

H: will it work this time?

C: *gives birth to daughter Mary* We’ll name her Mary

H: It didn’t work smh

Anne 1: *sultry-model walk-by with a flirty lil wink* aye bb you know you want this

H: *wolf whistles* you heckin bet i do

C: *awkwardly raises hand to slap him but then remembers you can’t hit a king & deep breath*

A1: sorry henny. i will only hop on that dick if it makes me queen, otherwise imma just lead you on

H: in that case, imma hit up ma main man the pope

H: Yo, popey, my wife is broken. Please fix her. The bible says I shouldn’t have married her ‘cause she did the dirty with my bro. I want sons that don’t die. Send help

Pope: your bro has to be alive, dinkis. And your wife is, like, related to the totally not German emperor cause Germany isn’t a thing yet lol, soooooo I’m not gonna cross her. You also told me they didn’t do the dirty you fracken liar. Find a better waste of my time you fukin weeaboo. P.S. what kind of loser looks for really obscure bible verses? Get a life, ginger

H: But what if I give you money?

P: Then I’ll have money and you’ll still have a wife. are u dense????

H: what am I going to do?

A1: here, read this

H: what is it?

A1: 95 Reasons Why Fuck The Church by Martin Luther

H: this is solid. hey popey screw you i’ll create my own church

P: You can’t do that

H: Watch me. *walks to catherine and hands her a paper* it’s not me, it’s you. you’re broken. enjoy a musty dusty crusty castle and don’t ever try to talk to your daughter

C: *runs out hiding her face*

H: hey Anne wanna fuck

A1: heckin yeah

A1: *births elizabeth*

H: *unamused* what is this

A1: a daughter

H: well you definitely had it because of incest and adultery and not at all because i’m in love with Jayne Seymour

H: I King Henry VIII order Anne Boleyn to be executed on the date of May 19th and on Tower Hill. An expert swordsman from Calais will be coming in to do the execution. He slices and dices heads like its nothing.

*leaves to go hunting anne walks on stage gets on knees before executioner*

Executioner: any last words, cause imma slice you up anyway

A1: the king is a total 10/10. everyone should fuck him. very fair and kind lover. also, it’s a good thing I have a long ass neck because then i know for a damn fact you won't botch this

E: cool *slices off head*

H: *pops up out of thin air* She dead yet?

E: Totes

H: hey Jayne wanna fuck

Jayne: *shrugs* why not

J: *births Edward*

J: I give to thee a son

H: good lord finally someone who isn’t broken

J: *dies*

H: *laying on the floor in a ball rocking* oh,,, ok

H: I need a rebound

Squire: *holds up painting* how bout this hottie?

H: yeah sure

Anne 2: sup

H: ehhhhhhhhhhhhh wanna fuck or whatever

A2: I mean yeah we’re supposed to

H: idk i’m just not in the mood though tbh

Kathryn: *exists and breathes near the king*

H: oh dang

A2: k, i’ll just leave since we didn’t do the dirty and I’m pretty sure I never broke up with my last hubby

H: k, imma just call you “King’s Sister” ‘cause that’s not weird at all

A2: k cool bye

K1: hey

H: wanna fuck

K1: that’s kinda forward but yeah ok. Can i fuck everyone else too

H: no, that's my thing

K1: sucks *winks*

H: I don’t get it

K1: oh you will just not from me

H: wait a diddly darn minute *dramatic pause*

H: I think she’s cheating on me

S: Noooo. You don’t say

H: somebody Anne Boleyn her

E: you rang?

H: I, still King Henry VIII, once again sentence my wife to death cause this one is a jerk, guys. Okay? She just *sighs* she just isn’t loyal. These girls ain’t loyal. So kill her. Please.

E: any last words? The last girl was uber lame

K1: sorry he just couldn’t get it up and sex was so boring. 3/10. couldn’t do it anymore. I have needs and they have to be met, you know?

E: understandable. have a nice day *sword goes ching*

E: lmao. I love this job

H: now what?

Katherine: Hey big boy

H: flustered oh dang

K: my hubby died and I can’t marry your dead wife’s brother soooo, wanna fuck?

H: oh cool

K: btw, I’m named after your first wife. I’m basically an infant but let’s not talk about that

H: Whatevs

K: I find your reformation of the church mildly attractive

H: thanks I guess

K: so ummm, when are you gonna die?

H: Right now *drops dead*

K: Yay I’m free to marry that Thomas guy. Btw, do you want help with your whole regency thing Eddie?

Edward: get out don’t call me eddie, you swine

Mary: what about me?

E: no

M: Yes

E: ok. *dies*

M: yay, now to undo my father’s work *kills protestants with fire*

Elizabeth: can I be queen when you die?

M: no

E: please

M: no

E: fine, jerk

M: imma die now, just don’t let my sister become queen *dies*

E: ha ha. Get wrecked cunt. imma redo my father’s work and never marry cause guys are dumb and also HA looks like i'm getting the last huzzah enjoy your tomb in the protestant church bitch. soon i'll be buried on top on you maybe you should have played dolls with me more when we were children lololol

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