#I'm so real for this

[cupidstarz]

I love drawing women 😍🤤😍🤤😍🤤😍🤤

[onkpilled]

If I could save one character from their source material I'd choose Ruby Hoshino

[darlinglilmia]

if i ever do a diaper reveal with my fat ass legs and ass i wanna do just some silly little pose. no close up with my upper thighs and cute little diaper being like "new darlinglilmia lore just dropped" i wanna do some meme ass pose. like i wanna do it to em while padded. that'd be the best first diaper photo EVER

[homosexualcitron]

I know i peaked at being gender non conforming the moment my short started to be shorter than my underwears

[boseobrien]

My username is boseobrien but I always talk and gush about Mika Macklin. Very accurate I would say.

[hauntedwoman]

they would be girl best friends actually

[zephrr]

YIPPIE ok (Nobody died bcuz I said so)

Jason Carver is trans. Ok? Nobody knows this except his close family and Chrissy. Everybody just assumes he's just a guy. But after Chrissy and Jason break up, it left him heartbroken. Chrissy got with Eddie. They (Steve, Eddie, Chrissy, Robin, Nancy, and Jonathan) were y'know hanging out. Eddie was making fun of him. Chrissy defended Jason, ofc. Letting it slip that they were childhood friends, even after he transitioned to a boy, Chrisdy was always by his side. And she stopped herself too late and the group was DEAD SILENT.

That's how they figured out he was trans and the little girl beside Chrissy in that one picture..is Jason.

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[kensatou]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[egophiliac]

give yourself a chance to just chill whenever you can 👍

[calciumyum]

The hungy trio (selling these as pins for comifuro 19 :D)

[cozymodeonpoint]

senshi fans: learning how to make nutritious meals for themselves

laios fans: down bad

marcille fans: lesbianism

chilchuck fans: putting that man in situations

[beidak-art]

sleepless night