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gogogoat495 · 1 day ago

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[ID by @veilk: The first is a screenshot of tags reading: "#'which queer media is better' this is highly subjective and stupid to get legitimately mad over #'who would win in a death battle' everyone should debate this to the point of sending hate anons".

The second is a picture of Hannibal Lecter, and the third is a picture of Steven Universe.

The fourth is another screenshot of tags, reading: "#steven throws a shield at his head and it kills him instantly #rest of the episode is angsting over the moral ramifications of giving a cannibal murderer who will never stop immortality and superpowers #OR being a murderer" #those are your only choices sorry steven! #REAL 'i think we're gonna have to kill this guy steven' hours #but can you steven? can you bring yourself to? #+ if you bring him back you either have to imprison him for eternity (bad) or allow him free will which he WILL use to eat people (also bad) #there are no good choices! welcome to trolley problem hell! blood is on your hands no matter what you do! #im invested in this concept now actually this is like stevens personal torment nexus and i for one think we should explore it" /End ID]

you're so right hen

get mad. get rageful. debate all you like because im sending them to the death arena and you can't stop me

#su #steven universe #in the tags #really people are definitely ignoring the material downsides of being a space zombie #and to everyone saying that hannibal could still eat people for fun #I'm pretty sure that given details like no sleep low temperature and slow heartrate what's going on there is a vastly slower metabolism #so rather than gems who can eat whenever if a pink zombie were to eat too much at once they wouldn't be able to keep it down #so probably something like a light snack a week #but also almost nobody's mentioned the planetary orbit range portal creation and I feel like that would be a factor in their calculations #not that I know anything about hannibal or have a horse in this race beyond curiosity #but I think everybody should know what we'd be dealing with on the su side #...I may have scrolled through every single reblog #reblog #id

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