#I'm pissing myself
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me: unpopular opinion, who's a jesus allegory?
butch friend: *looks around room* princess diana.
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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen
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thanks to the bf, i can never look at ambessa the same way again...
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#̶v̶i̶ㅤ⁽ㅤʷᵉˢᵗㅤ₎ㅤㅤㅤ—ㅤㅤㅤexperiencing life at a rate of several wtf's per hour.#i just needed to share this absurdity#i'm pissing myself#🤣😂
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had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited
after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"
he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options
then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."
#disco elysium#this wasnt just a dream... this was a Vision#I am 80% sure “grandpa piss” is a meme from somewhere but I'm too weak to google it#(do you think he could tell I was savescumming?#imagine if this was actually a game mode and Harry broke the fourth wall to call the player out for it#I'd wet myself from the terror..... then *I'd* be Grandpa Piss.......)#shitposting tag
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Kit I did the thing
When Jake and Bradley get married, Javy makes a t-shirt that has Bradley's face on it with a dinosaur body for Jake to wear during the bachelor party. It's Jake's favorite shirt, and he wears it outside his bachelor party for the rest of his life (Bradley probably pretends to hate it but he secretly loves it)
NONNY!!!! This is now fact forever and ever. Jake will NEVER get rid of that shirt. 🤣🤣🤣 Bradley and the shirt have an ongoing feud, but Jake loves it so he can't throw it away, still, gosh does he want to.
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#I'm pissing myself#literally choking with how hard I'm laughing#this is the stupidest most hilarious thing I've photoshopped#hands down#bradley rooster bradshaw#jake hangman seresin#hangster#series: both sides now#Air Gays™
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i think more people need to realize that the circumstances of how jason todd died would make him deeply untrusting of not only other people, not only himself and his own instincts, but specifically other people's proclamations of what they feel about/for him and how he reacts to that in turn
#personal#jason todd#like personally if a major formative moment in my life was trusting someone when they said they cared about me#and taking them at their word on an important topic#only for them to be flat out lying and then say that it's MY fault for trusting them in the first place#which then leads into a series of events that are both physically and mentally incredibly traumatic#i'm not trusting anyone who says anything about how they feel about me ever again#and i'm not trusting my own reactions or my own instincts in response to people either#(also god i forgot what a victim blaming BITCH sheila haywood was i hate dc retconning aditf to try and make it jason's fault)#anyway i'm done batman posting for the day or i'm gonna start pissing myself off
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Game night ruined.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#wang lingjiao#If the assorted Jiang disciples look familiar it's because they are the same as the disciples in the LWJ in Yunmeng Jiang AU comics!#I decided that if I was going to have background characters come up a lot I may as well solidify a few designs.#We are following MLP background character rules in the sense there are more disciples around but these guys fill in for them#Do they have names? No(t yet).#I just think the jiang disciples are very sweet and cute in the audio drama. I hope nothing bad happens to them.#(let me have me fun and whimsy with them before...you know...)#I feel like I totally missed an opportunity to set WLJ up as an 'Um Actually" girl.#“you're hitting on my man? UM ACTUALLY get BURNT”#“You want to fly kites? UM ACTUALLY It's offensive to my sect so get fucked”#“UM ACTUALLY we're setting up a supervisory office here”#“You want me to stay? UM ACTUALLY I think we pissed off some ghosts so I'm outtie <3”#Do you see the lost potential here? I'm furious at myself for not seeing it sooner.
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So I made that horrible video about bullying Kieran and I was so amused by this frame that I HAD A COMPULSION TO DRAW IT
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AND THEN MY FRIEND SWOOPS IN WITH THIS (I have permission to post)
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"ARTHUR DOODLE IN HIS JOURNAL"
SJDJJDJDJF
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(it's also now my keyboard bg)
#kieran duffy#I'm gonna fucking piss myself#rdr2#my friend kills me#“my first kieran fanart” she said
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The brothers meet again
Ohhh my gods, this one was so daunting (I don't like backgrounds 😭) but it was so fun!!! This scene is going to be like. The really fun dramatic one when I get around to writing it, but for now here's a piece for it instead!!
Very quick explanation for those who haven't seen my insane rambles: Dream was about to kill Killer (finish him off) when Nightmare bursts out of hiding to get between them!
Now, bonus stuff!
^ He's actually very handsome <3
^Thinner version with a crop I like better??
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^ I had to check sizing a few times (but Killer is angled so idk if it really helped?) And I just thought this was REALLY funny
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^ Just the twins!
#utmv#new age au#spot!drawn#my art#utmv art#should I give this one the main tags??? idk#anyways my favorite part was making Dream's cape (the metaphorical sun rays + folds made me happy :D)#also idk why I gave Night the swirly patterm from the procreate brush in his official design??? i gotta#draw those patterns by hand now???#and uhhh#I think the reason Killer is on his back is because after he got the soul injury Dream pulled away w/ the knife and#Killer stood for a second before stumbling *backwards* from the pain#and he's a lil sideways because he was going to try and turn to dodge an arrow + stumbled#and ofc Night mid-run!!! i'm so proud of that lil goober#oh and Killer used to be glaring + I had to soften his sockets so it'd be believable he was dead/dying and#not paralyzed and pissed like he actually is hehe-#okay I'll let myself have this one 😔#dream sans#nightmare sans#killer sans#tw blood#<- almost forgor-#oh! last tidbit!#Dream doesn't really bother to aim his arrows perfectly#he kinda can vibe out their flight path + nudge it so it hits its mark. hense the bow aiming at Night's face but arrow intended to hit#Killer's soul#oh and Dream's draw-back hand? he uses it palm outwards#he saw someone do it once and refused to shoot any other way once he figured out how to do it lol
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
#I'm gonnan fucking piss myself laughing this was so worth it#readme.txt#revolutionary girl utena#akio ohtori#anthy himemiya
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christians shouldn't be allowed to annotate the genius pages of leonard cohen songs
#somebody please stop them i'm fighting for my fucking life here#i only let myself look once every few months bc i end up so tense and pissed for the rest of the day#leonard cohen#jumblr
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"But Buck needs to explore his sexuality more!" And he is. A bisexual person can explore their sexuality while being in a committed relationship. A bisexual person does NOT have to fuck everyone with a heartbeat to do that.
#as a bisexual myself#i'm so tired#of this fucking bullshit#I'm not even deeply invested in this fandom#I'm more chilling on the side#but these posts are really pissing me off#it's giving gross stereotypes for a 100 Steve#911#evan buckley
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guess who has two thumbs and passed out in the back of an A350???
#GOD. WHY?????#I got up to stretch my legs and just wanted to stand for a bit#the next thing I knew I was surrounded by concerned flight attendants who were INSISTING that I drink some water and apple juice#And I was just like “oh no this isn't for me I wasn't the person who asked for apple juice”#and it took me a HOT SECOND to realise that my ass was flat on the ground.#I have no idea wtf happened.#I usually feel severely nauseous before I faint...#Not this time#I had absolutely no fucking clue I was about to drop like a sack of bricks.#annoying.#SO GLAD I DIDN'T PISS MYSELF HOLY FUCK GUYS.#THAT FEAR IS REAL LET ME TELL YOU.#anyways#I'm fine. Just a bit emberassed lmao.
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lord take these cramps and give them to bdoubleo100
#i'm having the worst period cramps and i'm trying to watch bdubs' new video to distract myself#but i just keep getting irrationally pissed off at how good his stupid ass minecraft block placing skills are#hate that man#bdoubleo100#bdubs#hermitcraft
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If you had just SHUT THE FUCK UP you could've finally KILLED KAI.
IF BOTH OF YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU COULD'VE FINALLY KILLED BOTH SMITH SIBLINGS
#“You'll never interfere again boi!!” SHUT UP AND JUST KILL HIM ALREADY SERIOUSLY WHY DO YOU TALK#“Ha! There is nothing you can do!” ACRONIX. I AM GOING TO THROW YOU OUT THE IRON DOOM MYSELF.#HOLY WIDNJQNDH I LOVE KRUX AND ACRONIX BUT SOMETIMES THEY PISS ME OFF ARGH. Anyways. Kudos to the Smiths for surviving YAYYYY#I'm sorry#ninjago#lego ninjago#mj yaps#ninjago acronix#ninjago krux#acronix#Krux#ninjago time twins#Kai smith#Ninjago Kai#Nya smith#Ninjago Nya
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Feels like they added all those moments with those two to bait fans tbh. I’m really disappointed about it
Yeah. Even before the season came out, I believed the creators felt like they had "done their job" with snufmin as an implicitly queer relationship (they certainly patted themselves on the back for it after it got nominated for awards) and so in s4 they'd take a step back. I'm so upset that I was right about that. Just none of the beautiful subtext that Tove herself had put into their relationship were in this season, really.
And maybe this is partially due to having a new writing team, who won't quite understand the relationship? But they still had Marika and Sophia and Josie and all the directors on board who'd know.
#I've been awake all night it's 7am now I need to sleep but I can't cause I'm getting pissed off at all the stuff I didn't like in the#season 😂#I'm so tiredddd aaaa#so if I haven't explained myself properly here my bad subject to change#snufmin#moominvalley spoilers
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