#I'm paraphrasing obviously as I'm not typing that whole convo from memory lol | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dootznbootz · 1 year ago

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"You're like my grandma's dog, Priscilla. Very sweet and tiny and will come up to you with her tail wagging, but almost constantly trembling with the biggest, saddest eyes." -My friend, talking about me. :')

#And after I started laughing he also made sure to mention that she barks a lot and is very loud.#I'm paraphrasing obviously as I'm not typing that whole convo from memory lol #He doesn't have a tumblr but he basically called me a “sad wet cat” and I had to share because that's just really fucking funny #he didn't mean it as an insult. he's fine. I gave him shit right back. I just wanted to share it as it's funny.#I'm weird about constantly making eye contact and that's already a joke within our friend group #It sounds like she's an elderly dog? She was a mutt so they don't know what breed she is but she looks like a terrier of some sort #Mad rambles

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