#I'm not saying cannons demos should be banned just because i don't like it. just saying that nobody in the entire world actively enjoys it
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Me at an outdoor festival: wow this is great! Everyone looks so cool, and the air smells wonderful-
Cannon ball 50 feet away:
Me: This Is The Worst Day Of My Life
#I now remember why I don't like going more than once a year#why does no one else get upset about this#who's like 'hell yeah brother let's load explosive material into an ancient historical artifact and shoot it from hundreds of feet away#and as for anyone within earshot that happens to be on the receiving end of this kinetic energy? fuck em'#'now EVERYONE will lose their hearing just like we did when we first started doing this gig. and honestly it's not too loud you guys#they're just sensitive'#I'm not saying cannons demos should be banned just because i don't like it. just saying that nobody in the entire world actively enjoys it#like y'all can go home guys you're not even being paid to do this. your grandfather is dead. this is the ONLY thing you have left#of your racist heritage. i get it. assholes need approval too#ren faire#cons#conventions#actually autistic#sensory issues#memes#memes for thomas#(to be clear i'm not talking to you directly thomas. unless you operate cannons /j)
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