#I'm not a huge Jason Roy fan but I think their kid would be badass

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Clone baby AU TimKonBartCassie

Part 1

"Don't be mad."

Tim is more than aware he might not be the most sane, he also is more than aware that sometimes he does things that can be considered rage inducing or morally wrong but he can't say he regrets his choices.

Especially when she's seven pounds four ounces and just holding her makes him ready to burn the whole word down.

A perfect blend of him, Kon, Bart, and Cassie which oddly enough was extremely difficult to do since as it turns out genetic sequencing which is already absurdly complicated gets even worse when you add two more people.

She's perfect.

It was a spur of the moment decision a nightmare that drove him right back into the center of his grief.

He was staring at his previous cloning calculations and for a moment he was so incrediblely selfish.

He wanted a piece of his friends proof in a way of how deeply devoted he is to them. Something that no matter what couldn't be taken from him, something he could love unconditionally.

In a darker part of his mind he admits that the baby, his child who is incredible could have been just his and Kon's a half kryptonian but in his experience that is still too mortal.

But combined with a speedster and demigod he might have just made an unbeatable weapon. Not that his little girl will ever be that, he won't allow it.

"Tim is that a baby?" Kon gasps.

He only had held her for five minutes the greatest thing in the word had only been alive for ten minutes before he raced to titans tower holding his precious cargo.

All of them, the other parents? His friends sitting peacefully watching some program completely unaware of what's he's done. Not that it stayed that way for long.

"Is that Luci?" Bart asks.

All of them turn even Tim completely shocked his entire explanation that he had been planning for the last few hours gone with one sentence.

"Bart do you know this random baby? Also Luci what kind of name is that? Tim why do you have a baby?Cassie demands trying to sound stern but everyone can tell is beyond confused.

Bart who had gotten up walks not an once of speed the calmest any of them have ever seen, over to him a soft smile directed at apperently Luci although Tim agrees wth Cassie it's a weird name and not what he was planning.

"Our son, and Luci is a nickname, and if I'm right Tim just spent the last twenty four-ish hours creating him."

Before he can comprehend half of what Bart just said. Luci?

Is being cradled head perfectly surported by the speedster along with soft cooing from said speedster looking so natural as if fatherhood was created just for him.

Finally he finds his voice.

"Daughter, but Bart is right she's ours."

A giggle interrupts the cooing before a smirk paints Bart's face.

"No it's definitely son but it will be a good few years before he's able to voice that specific issue, not that it's much of an issue with all the money your daddy has isn't that right little lightening?"

And once again Bart is back to being absurdly attractive holding their child that Tim is getting a feeling he had prior knowledge of. Who also is trans? Maybe? which is completely fine of course but back to the whole Bart clearly knows something.

"Imp, ok I get the whole Rob made a baby with our DNA thing. No offense but I'm not exactly surprised Sunshine, your crazy we love that about you, but Bart why are you talking like you already know them."

Kon asks sounding very tired which Tim is a little offended by, he's not crazy.

Also how dare he be so accepting of Tim's cloned child as if this is Tuesday and Tim does this everyday he definitely does not, he's not Batman well ok maybe a little bit like him but still.

Wow Tim is way to sleep deprived if this is his inner monologue right now.

"Because I do. Lilith right? That's the name you had in mind apperently he doesn't actually mind you going with that for now since in his own words it inspires his much scarier name. God I love that kid."

Tim blanks.

He swallows throat suddenly really dry.

"Bart did you go to the future?"

He is trying to process but is now very scared is a time line fractured? Could his child not exist, and nevermind the whole Bart apperently already has insider info on the child his child that Tim just made ten fucking minutes ago.

"Oh no nothing like that."

He laughes out as if Bart hasn't been sitting on life changing information for who knows how long. Which is also extremely hypocritical of him considering secret child and timeline shenanigans that he was just panicking over.

"Our wonderful, gremlin, of a child ran into me actually some evil rouge with Time Travel powers which was a whole thing."

He pauses clearly rejoicing in some memory of their child that again Tim you know his mother wasn't privy to. Even though Tim is a man which would make him Dad but he created the baby so he should have been the first to have fond memories.

"I went to interrupt said fight not knowing and your child, yah Robie he was hundred percent your child, threw a DNA test in my face told me to get out of his way and absolutely demolished the dude before who I believe and I am just speculating here, was your brother's kid grabbed the dude and threw him into some weird portal before vanishing."

Tim is gonna lose his fucking mind his baby who he just created.

Grows up to be a superhero which alright not surprising, but also apperently one of his siblings has a child also not surprising. But they apperently travel through time together and cause chaos how fucking lovely he is starting to feel really guilty about everything with Bruce.

Oh my god he has to tell Bruce. But first.

"Which sibling?"

He doesn't actually know what's he's hoping for maybe Dick's kid yah, a sunshine child, chaotic but nice yah that sounds like a good influence. On once again his twenty minute old son? Daughter something? Whatever baby.

"Well based on the guns, and arrows that were floating around. You also can't forget the helmet I would say that was Arsenal and Red Hood's very own precious bundle but Luci wouldn't give me a straight answer but what would you expect when we raised him."

Tim's tired very tired he doesn't even stop himself from face planting onto the floor. Everything will make more sense after a nap a very long nap.

Oh my god Jason procreated is his last thought before he falls into a nightmare filled sleep.

[blackcat2907]

for your "send me a character" ask:

bruce wayne/batman

your fave from star trek (ik nothing about the show and i wanna know more about it lol)

blake belladonna (i vaguely remember her being my fave when i watched rwby. few to no major spoilers [like major plot twists] pls, i plan on rewatching it soon; more minor spoilers are chill tho)

you don't have to do all of these but i wanna hear/read you infodump! :)

Yay! Thank you so much for asking!

Bruce Wayne

Favorite Thing About Him: He is a badass who has zero powers and still is one of the most feared heroes and one of the most respected heroes. Not to mention even he fears Alfred.

Least Favorite Thing About Him: The way he treated Dick Grayson and Jason Todd. He would literally hit Dick, killed him at one point, drove him to insanity, and forced him to dig his own grave. (All are from different comic runs) I hate how he treats Jason. I mean, he best Jason to near death in RHATO #25 because he shot a blank at Penguin. Seriously, if Roy hadn't shown up, Jason could have actually died. Not to mention the fact Bruce slit his throat.

My Favorite Canon Ship: This is a close call, but I have to say Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle. I love their relationship, and they almost got married. I would've said Bruce Wayne and Talia Al Ghul, but we all know why I didn't. Talia drugged Bruce.

Favorite Non-Canon Ship: I really liked Bruce and Diana (Wonder Woman). They would make a cute couple. Plus, Diana is Jason's favorite League member.

Sexuality I Headcanon Him As: Probably Pansexual. I'm not sure why, but I think it would be cool to have him Pansexual.

What I'd do if I could Spend a Day With Him: I would definitely help Jason steal the Batmobile and just annoy Bruce with his kids.

Random Fact I like about Him: He is a "work alone" hero, yet he has the Robins, Nightwing, Red Hood, Outsiders, Birds of Prey, Gotham Sirens, Azrael, Blue Bird, Batgirl, Oracle, and so many more.

Pavel Chekov (AOS)

My Favorite Thing About Him: He is so adorable! I love him. He's insanely smart, and he is the incarnation of a puppy.

My Least Favorite Thing About Him: It's not technically his character, but he got so little screentime! My boi deserves more!

Favorite Canon Ship: I don't think he has one...

Favorite Non-Canon Ship: The AOS Chekov is around 17 in the first movie. I really don't ship him with anyone. However, I love his platonic relationships with Scotty, Sulu, Kirk, Spock, Bones, and Uhura.

Sexuality I headcanon Him As: I honestly see him as either Ace or Bisexual. Probably both.

What I'd do if I could Spend a Day with him: Explore the Enterprise and just have fun with him. I'd ask him questions about how he felt about being the Youngest Starfleet member, and I'd give him a hug.

Random Fact I like About Him: He is Russian and I love his accent.

Blake Belladonna

My Favorite Thing About Her: She is the quiet one, and also a voice of reason. She is a Faunus, and in RWBY, Faunus are majorly discriminated against. At first, she hid her Faunus ears, but she embraced her Faunus traits and is now trying to help other Faunus.

My Least Favorite Thing About Her: I hate how the show is pushing her from being a quiet, badass girl, to a badass girl who blushes at everything her crush does.

Favorite Canon Ship: Black Sun. Shoot me, I don't care. I'm not a huge fan of Bumbleby. Sorry.

Favorite Non-Canon Ship: Blake and Ilia. It's sort of canon, but my quite, and I think they could be a cute couple.

Sexuality I Headcanon Her As: Lesbian all the way.

What I'd Do if I Could Spend a Day with Her: I would hug her and tell her everything is going to be okay. I'd also love to just go on an adventure with her.

Random Fact I Like About Her: I love how when we first met her she was a huge reader. I, myself, am a huge fan of books, and I love how CRWBY made her a book lover.