#I'm normal about this I swear

[sluttyhenley]

There is one way your family can remain in power and, through you, the continuation of our stewardship. Are you prepared? You've been preparing me my whole life, Reverend Mother.

DUNE PART TWO (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve

[fishyvamp]

Reader with an oral fixation, Trapper not really having much clue about how to handle it being that his experience with sex was very traditional.

His dad told him that such attachments would just get in the way. and outside the occasional quick fuck in the red-light district. So his brain just melts when you get down on your knees and pull out his cock. languidly lapping at the soft thin flesh, maybe sucking on his balls and just you telling him to stay still. The poor guy finishing faster than he had in his entire life just panting and looking confused as you lap up his spend. That should be disgusting, that came out of him and yet he can't help but get hard all over again watching you.

His brain completely mush when you cock warm him for the first time. Telling him that he can work on his traps you just need to feel his cock in your mouth. He can't work fighting the urge to fuck your face or worse throw you on the work bench to fuck you hard and long. You're such a distraction to him, don't you know if you don't let him work he can't spoil you with gifts?

[hellodarjeeling]

Crais with messy hair...

[ayaitch]

This is how I would look at Ikkotah too.

[rawmanticism]

Something about Thomas's preference for earth tones and Varian's preference for dark colors and greys until the day at the Chagalls' where they're both wearing blue (Thomas much more subtly, in the blue details of his waistcoat, while Varian's got a blue shirt and a blue cardigan on), and then when Varian leaves he's still wearing blue, but it's mostly hidden underneath his coat, and Thomas stays behind wearing a bright blue polo shirt

[some-siren]

In response to the poster in the down right corner:

I believe it's a mix of religious trauma and "trying to make Heaven worthy of Crowley"

Except they don't communicate so you end up with gut-wrenching finales like that

Don’t worry guys, his autistic arse won’t last in Heaven long

[starr-n-ahh]

thinking about how folks thought dai was weird because of his kalashtar/Other stuff, but really it was just his autism, VS how folks thought satuj was weird because of their autism, but really it was because of their kalashtar/Other stuff

[lovetositinsilence]

a moment for themselves

[abysskeeper]

Getting a head start on my wrapped for next year by playing the same song on repeat 6 hours a day for 2 weeks

[rubianarosevine]

POCKET BEEEEEEEEE >:D

He just has like several RHBs and throws it like that one gif of uh... King's Hill-? "Pocket Sand" but it's "Pocket Bee!"

This thing.

day 54

[sky-scribbles]

Going mildly insane over Emmrich and Johanna's messed-up friendship.

He knows that only the most selfless should become liches; he would have helped her if she'd asked. They were students together. Her confidence in the face of death made him feel braver. She keeps saying she's going to kill him, but despite ample opportunity to track him down and do so, they only ever fight when he comes looking for her. She used to beg him to play tabletop games with her. He's the only person she has any respect for. She makes the most half-assed possible attempt to kill him when they reunite (trapping the Fade expert in the Fade???) She invites all her enemies to a murder party, but not him. (Was it really too much of a risk, Johanna? Or could you just not bring yourself to?)

She never seems actually prepared to kill him, but he is prepared to kill her. He calls her by her first name. She only ever uses his surname. She mocks him if he's in a relationship with Rook, but then says she'll bury him and his new lover in the same grave, like he said he wanted one time 30 years ago. He keeps her skull in his room. She does nothing but heckle him. He keeps her there anyway.

She monologues about how he's weak, pathetic, a bleeding heart, but when she learns that the world is on the brink of apocalypse, she demands, 'Get Volkarin on it!'

He is one of the kindest men in Thedas, and she is a monster, and they cannot stop loving each other. Who the fuck is doing it like them.

[medjaiwarrior]

You know what the truly tragic thing is? We've seen Vi take so many bigger hits than this, shrug it off and stay standing or keep fighting.

So a hit like that, would barely register if it was from anyone else.

But it's the fact that it was Caitlyn that did it, that hurt her worse than any other physical blow she's ever taken in her life.

[thefamilyaberration]

I think that OoT has the most tragic Link

Like, here's this 10 year old boy who was constantly belittled by Mido, gets tasked with saving his sort of father figure, breaks the curse, and is told "lol sorry I lied, good job breaking the curse but I'm gonna die in like 5 minutes anyway oh btw you need to save the whole world ok bye."

So he goes to find Zelda. Zelda devises a plan to get to the triforce before Ganondorf, and the plan seems like it'll work! Link manages to open the door of time, and try to draw the master sword.

Key word: Try. He opens the door of time, just to get trapped in there for 7 years until he's an "adult" and "mature enough to wield the sword" or whatever and wakes up as a 10 year old trapped in a 17 yr old's body. In that time, Ganondorf has brought ruin to hyrule. Everyone in castle town is dead. The Zora are frozen. The Kokiri live in fear. The Gorons- actually I forgot what the gorons are doing but :/ NO ONE IS DOING WELL.

So Link is basically all alone with Navi and the people of Kakariko Village, getting occasional visits from a mysterious Sheikah named Sheik, to save a world that's pretty much already dead. Zelda is "nowhere to be found".

And, after going through all of that, saving the world, he's sent back in time. No one would believe him if he said what he'd been through. Link is Hylian, not Kokiri, and he'll grow while his friends stay children. Navi leaves him(iirc), so he leaves too.

Which leads to Majora's Mask happening (iirc).

I haven't exactly finished my playthrough of Majora's Mask so I'm not gonna give the events for that one. You get the gist though, shit goes down. Moon almost crushes the earth, Link saves everyone for the second time.

And then, after all of that, and probably more, (plus like living his life) he dies. Normal thing to happen, right? Well, Twilight Princess rolls around, and who just so happens to be a stalfos aiding the Twilight Hero in his mission (via teaching TP Link special sword moves)?? The Hero of Time (Link from OoT).

This poor guy just cannot rest, ever, and it makes me so sad that at ten years old he had to deal with that...

[somespicycheese]

oh

the open flannel

I

um

wow

fuck me

Oh, rats. A tgirl tummy Tuesday came and went, and I missed it. Gosh darn it. So sad. Oh well, at least there's next time.

PYSCH ITS STILL TUESDAY BY PACIFIC TIME GIRLIES

@xenasaur @xenasaur-backup @lilithtransrights (when you get back 🥲) @nyancrimew

[3hobbitsinatrenchcoat]

[kermit-coded]

thinking about how both kristen and buddy died so easily. how they were treated as disposable sacrifices by both their church and their god and their community. thinking about "helio wouldn't have let that happen" and thinking about kristen dying on the first day of school despite being the chosen one. thinking about how the religious conservatives are always the first to cry "think of the children!" and then being the ones to harm their children the most in the end.