#I'm literally just waiting for an extrovert to adopt me

[bismuth-soup]

Need to sit on someone's lap and talk about my day while they brush my hair and I braid theirs

[tildeathiwillwrite]

Tag Game: Writerly Questionnaire

Thanks to @paeliae-occasionally @willtheweaver and @agirlandherquill for the tags!

Rules: Answer the questions!

Long post incoming!

About You

When did you start writing?

My earliest attempts at writing books are from when I was about 9 or 10, scribbling in a sparkly pink notebook something that was in essense video game fanfiction. It will never see the light of day again. The WIP I've had for the longest, The Watcher and the Thief, I started when I was 12 and writing a backstory for my human ranger in Dungeons and Dragons.

Are the genres/themes you enjoy reading different from the ones you write?

I love reading fantasy and I love writing fantasy, specifically high fantasy and portal fantasy. I'm always looking to expand my reading taste and go outside my comfort zone but fantasy fiction is my jam and always will be.

Is there an author (or just a fellow writer!) you want to emulate, or one to whom you’re often compared?

Honestly there are so many authors that I'm obsessed with that I probably subconsciously emulate and would be absolutely honored to be compared to including but not limited to Brandon Sanderson, Robert Jordan, Brandon Mull, Leigh Bardugo, Weis and Hickman, uh yeah probably others.

Can you tell me a little about your writing space(s)? (Room, coffee shop, desk, etc.)

I've done most of my writing in the living room of my house, sitting on the couch closest to a plug for my laptop charger with one of those lap desks and said laptop on my lap. It's either that or sitting on my bed or hiding in the basement if my housemates are too distracting (rare). I have also been known to write on my phone from time to time when I have the time but not the laptop.

What’s your most effective way to muster up some muse?

Go on a walk or a car ride with one of my WIP playlists playing. I also brainstorm while waiting to fall asleep in bed.

Did the place(s) you grew up in influence the people and places you write about?

I mean my mom was the one who kindled my love for fantasy books, but otherwise I don't think so.

Are there any recurring themes in your writing, and if so, do they surprise you at all?

There seem to be a lot of wanderers, whether seeking something or on a mission or traveling aimlessly. Draven and Octavian post-THtMatC, Jas and Killian, the ToS crew. Most of the aforementioned people are also willing to go out of their way to help someone in need or their mission centers around providing aid.

Your Characters

Would you please tell me about your current favorite character? (Current WIP, past WIP, never used, etc.)

Of all time, Octavian de Silv. I go into further detail here. Otherwise I can't really choose because I love my ocs for different reasons.

Which of your characters do you think you’d be friends with in real life?

I think I'd be friends with Jas or Reese. With Jas it would be the classic case of an extrovert adopting an introvert, and with Reese we'd bond over our love of reading.

Which of your characters would you dislike the most if you met them?

Obviously any of my villains, and if I ever met Draven I would get annoyed with him real quick. I don't get on well with people irl who share his personality.

Tell me about the process of coming up with of one, all, or any of your characters.

Well, I usually start with a slot to put a character in a story. Then I throw an appearance on them, usually traits that might stand out to a POV character upon their introduction. Then I decide a name and personality. All of this is subject to change at literally any time. All of it.

Do you notice any recurring themes/traits among your characters?

Including what I've said before... a lot of the protagonists exhibit some of my own traits like stubbornness extreme perseverance and creative problem-solving with violence.

How do you picture them? (As real people you imagined, as models/actors who exist in real life, as imaginary artwork, as artwork you made or commissioned, anime style, etc.)

I picture them in my artstyle as I have doodled and drawn and such, I also use picrews to help me better visualize their appearances, although those obviously do have limits.

Your Writing

What’s your reason for writing?

I love flailing about my characters in different ways, including Problems, Situations, Shenanigans, etc. I have plots and stuff but I write because I love my characters so so much.

Is there a specific comment or type of comment you find particularly motivating coming from your readers?

Any comment (that isnt hate) is a good comment :) I do love when people *cough, cough* @fourwingedsnake make funny comments regarding the characters or a line or the situation in general

How do you want to be thought of by those who read your work? (For example: as a literary genius, or as a writer who “gets” the human condition; as a talented worldbuilder, as a role model, etc.)

Storms I dunno I just want people to like my writing/my characters/my worlds

What do you feel is your greatest strength as a writer?

Creating memorable characters and also accidentally forming new magic systems

What have you been frequently told your greatest writing strength is by others?

I've noticed that people really like my ocs so y'know win there, other than that I've never been to my memory explicitly told

How do you feel about your own writing? (Answer in whatever way you interpret this question.)

I feel like I've improved a lot over the last year or so, and prompt events/posting on Tumblr has got me in the habit of writing every day, even if it's just a brainstorming session. I definitely feel more confident in my own abilities and more comfortable showing my writing to people (still hesitant about showing my irl friends/family for obvious reasons)

If you were the last person on earth and knew your writing would never be read by another human, would you still write?

Yeah???? I write first and foremost for me and it would definitely help me cope with the loneliness of being the last person on earth. Maybe the next dominant species will figure out English and read it.

When you write, are you influenced by what others might enjoy reading, or do you write purely what you enjoy? If it’s a mix of the two, which holds the most influence?

I for sure write what I enjoy. If readers don't like it they don't have to read it, and if I don't like it I won't finish it even if others enjoy it. My writing my rules deal with it and if you can't the unfollow/block button is right there

Tagging @faytelumos @fourwingedwriter @thewritingautisticat @stargazer-luna @phoenixradiant @pluppsauthor @pluttskutt @elizaellwrites @gamerkats @happypup-kitcat24 and open tag! :D

About You When did you start writing? Are the genres/themes you enjoy reading different from the ones you write? Is there an author (or just a fellow writer!) you want to emulate, or one to whom you’re often compared? Can you tell me a little about your writing space(s)? (Room, coffee shop, desk, etc.) What’s your most effective way to muster up some muse? Did the place(s) you grew up in influence the people and places you write about? Are there any recurring themes in your writing, and if so, do they surprise you at all? Your Characters Would you please tell me about your current favorite character? (Current WIP, past WIP, never used, etc.) Which of your characters do you think you’d be friends with in real life? Which of your characters would you dislike the most if you met them? Tell me about the process of coming up with of one, all, or any of your characters. Do you notice any recurring themes/traits among your characters? How do you picture them? (As real people you imagined, as models/actors who exist in real life, as imaginary artwork, as artwork you made or commissioned, anime style, etc.) Your Writing What’s your reason for writing? Is there a specific comment or type of comment you find particularly motivating coming from your readers? How do you want to be thought of by those who read your work? (For example: as a literary genius, or as a writer who “gets” the human condition; as a talented worldbuilder, as a role model, etc.) What do you feel is your greatest strength as a writer? What have you been frequently told your greatest writing strength is by others? How do you feel about your own writing? (Answer in whatever way you interpret this question.) If you were the last person on earth and knew your writing would never be read by another human, would you still write? When you write, are you influenced by what others might enjoy reading, or do you write purely what you enjoy? If it’s a mix of the two, which holds the most influence

[vitanithepure]

A penny for your thoughts on Gale x all other companions ships!

Thank you, thank you, thank you for the ask Anon! I'll even give them away for free! :D

Okay, so all of them... in no particular order and with very mild spoilers:

Gale x Lae'zel 💜

Oooh, l like the idea! I often talk about Gale being patient, but for this one to work I think it's Lae'zel who would need much of it. They have a super fast and solid friendship foundation (much to my surprise, but I absolutely love it!), but they also have some extremely different views on physicality so Lae'zel would need to maintain her interest beyond that for it to work. I see it as a solid relationship, lots of eye-rolling and shared curiosity - acting like an old married couple from the get-go. 

Gale x Shadowheart 💜

I kind of see it? But two things need to happen for it to work for me. Gale would need to tone that curiosity down, because Shadowheart starts off as a very private person, so him poking and prodding about both her and/or that mysterious artifact she's carrying would only raise her hackles. And as for Shadowheart - she needs to drop Shar down the drain. I don't see a place in her heart for anyone while still being a worshiper, and Gale is also too much of a man of faith to get involved with a cleric of Shar. Otherwise I see them as a super sweet couple, spending their life quietly, never far from each other, always walking hand in hand. 

Gale x Astarion 💜💔

I can't be normal about them and it's all @malewife-mansplain-magus's fault 😭Do I see it working? Yes! Do both of them need to put a lot of work into it? Of course. There is no easy start for that relationship I can think of. Astarion will always be a brat at the very beginning, but I believe Gale would quickly catch on his posturing and wait it out. And in the end both of them want the same thing, even if they don't know it at first. And I'm willing to die on this hill. Do I also believe they could work as a "bad" couple? Both at their absolute worst? Yes, in a very toxic, irredeemable way. For some time. 

Gale x Wyll 💜

Sweetness overload from the beginning to the very end. No problematic behavior here, just respect, love and devotion. I'm still thinking about @galedekarios's gifset, it lives absolutely rent-free in my head and I swear it's the stuff dreams are made of. I see it working no matter the decision Wyll makes when it comes to his pact, Gale will be there and make use of that mind of his to come up with solutions, and Wyll will be their defender till his dying breath. Classic Disney experience. 

Gale x Karlach 💜💔

Ah, the "I got a thing growing in my chest and it's not my heart" duo! I can't come up with a reason this wouldn't work. Those two are shaped to fit with literally anyone willing to give them a chance. This would be the adorable instance of the lovable and quirky extrovert adopting the quiet and dorky introvert. It's hard to imagine Karlach's enthusiasm not infecting Gale in the most positive ways, that is exactly what he needs, and I'll be damned if Gale wouldn't fight for her, to convince her to give him time to take care of her problem, like they found a way to solve his. Potential for heartbreak though? Over 9000 😭

Gale x Halsin 💔

That's...tough. On the outside one would think they are a perfect match, both are kind, reserved, willing to go out of their comfort zones to help others. And at first I think that would work. Halsin would genuinely care for Gale, but seeing how Halsin's romance pans out… no, I don't think it would survive. Gale is in it for the long run, I don't see it working "long distance" so to speak, and Halsin obviously needs some space from time to time. 

Gale x Jaheira 💔

Hm… truth be told I don't see Jaheira in the market for love anymore. I didn't see her back in BG2 and I don't see it now. For me, she is forever Khalid's soulmate and I can't see her giving her all to anyone else. I also don't think Gale would be interested in, again, being someone's second choice. Even though I know they are both capable of looking past it, I don't think they would be 100% happy.

Gale x Minsc 💛

I have never been more on the fence about a ship than here. It's a big yes and a big no. It would be an amazing thing, differences can bring people together and there are enough of them here to last a lifetime, but on the other hand… Minsc is not out here for romantic or physical aspects of love! He loves life, he loves kicking evil's butt! He loves Boo and he loves protecting the weak! He is here for all the platonic things life has to offer and I love it for him!

Gale x Minthara 💔

No, I don't see it happening the way the game goes. For Gale to meet Minthara he would need to go through betraying the people at the Grove, and we know what his reaction to that is. I don't see it going forward from being resentful towards her, and I don't see her possessing the patience to wait him out, she would have zero incentive to do it too. There is just not enough to build up that relationship in those circumstances.

Thank you again for the ask and please, if anyone wants to talk about anything BG3 related, feel free! As much as I found I love talking about it, I want to hear all your thoughts as well!

[celestie0]

You know how when you’re a kid and you meet another kid and they’re cool you’d be able to just say “okay cool we’re friends now :D” ? (Idk about yall introverts but this is my favorite thing to do)

I feel like Kickoff!Gojo never grew out of this phase? Especially considering that he was oh so hurt that reader didn’t consider him a friend 😔

Also how DARE you make me think of Kickoff while I’m supposed to be working 🫵🏽🤨 (this is all my fault, I re-read the first couple chapters yesterday)

omg i am introverted so i simply have never. i was usually the kid that all the extroverted kids adopted (now that i think ab it a lot of my current adult friendships also began like that LOL)

yes you're so right, it is extremely canon that everyone in kickoff universe just loves gojo and he makes friends very easily. he's not great at maintaining those friendships haha but he's just always down to talk to people n get to know them (the type to get invited to a stranger's wedding just cuz he spent two hours talking to them while he sat next to them on a flight)

YES HIM BEING HURT THAT READER DIDN'T CONSIDER HIM A FRIEND RIGHT AWAY was one of my fave little moments between them bc i think kickoff reader is the opposite. it takes her a LONG time to trust someone n to consider them a close friend, sometimes even years. tbh i'd like to think he was actually made really sad by her response because he's like :( wait wym you're not already totally insanely in love w me,,, what's up w that

HAHAH i'm sorry. pls forgive me (it's literally ur fault)

[linawritestwst]

Ah! Congrats on 1k! I'm so happy for you! Here's to many more! 💙

I'd like a matchup, but if you get too overwhelmed, scrap mine and do a different one, I promise I'll be okay 😂

Pronouns are she/her, mbti INTJ and Zodiac is Libra.

Personality : I like to joke that the only personality I have left is "tired" 😂 But other things about me are, I'm a little wary of new people, but once you're in I'm ridiculously loyal (like a cat). I take care of everyone before myself. Think mom friend. I'm kind of a nerd....(don't look at my blog it'll out me as a huge nerd, just trust me) . My only hobbies right now are writing and video games, but I have a "secret" past as a reader, and a theatre kid. I have been described as "the darkest lightest person I've ever met" "if you were a puppy at a shelter, I'd adopt you" and "you got that fae vibe, like if I give you my name or say the wrong thing, you'll own my soul." I can't make decisions and have memory issues. I like dragons too much, and I hope to one day afford to dress like a well educated pirate, who still pillages the village, but waxes on about the state of humanity as she drinks chamomile tea. A pirate witchy dark princess vibe, you know?(idk if that helps 😂)

What I need in a partner/don't need:

I am heavily introverted and socially anxious...but I only make friends when an extrovert just adopts me. So I probably need an extrovert, or an assertive introvert.

Imy love language (receiving) is quality time and words of affirmation, and (giving) gift giving and words of affirmation.

I have lots of texture issues, so maybe someone who's not super touchy. They can be a little touchy, though, since this is fictional.

Someone not to loud too. I get panic attacks when startled, and cry around loud noises sometimes. (Oh my God, I'm literally a rabbit 😭)

Silly things about me for if you are having writers block: I'm 5'3 1/4", I have been told I have the worst handwriting in the world, I am known for tripping over nothing, I don't sit still for long, I get distracted by shiny things and cats, I hate to be warm, and love the cold, my friend and I write modern comedy adaptations of Shakespeare, and other literature.

Hope this is enough. Again, congratulations!!!!!!!!!!

thank you so much!! 🥺💖💞 i hope you like your matchup <3

the character that i think would be a good partner for you is..

malleus draconia!

now, this one might seem obvious or predictable because of your pfp but!! i really do think you and malleus would be a cute couple!!

i'll explain why i chose him:

okay, yeah, malleus would definitely appreciate having a loyal partner. your kindness is one of the many reasons why he loves you, but he'd want you to take care of yourself too though :( and don't worry about being a nerd!! he's a nerd too!! have you seen how his eyes light up whenever gargoyles are mentioned?? and he would love to know more about your interests, he doesn't think they're "boring" or "weird" at all!

oh, this man would want to protect you from everything so bad. he's surely intrigued by that mysterious energy you have, but he still focuses more on that soft and cute puppy vibe. because come on, he's malleus draconia, he's the one with the dark fae energy here HJSHJNDJDJD. and you liking dragons makes him so happy because it means you most likely won't find his dragon form scary! also i find it cute to imagine you two sharing a braincell because i think it's not that easy for malleus to make decisions sometimes, haha. though he would probably wait for you to decide, because he just really wants to agree with you and go "!! you're right!! we're gonna go with this option then :)" so take your time, don't worry, he's very patient when it comes to you at least

i don't think that malleus is that extroverted, but he would probably be a more assertive kind of introvert when you're around. and i think malleus is sort of.. "forced" to be an introvert? considering that he wants to socialize, make friends and attend parties and events, but he doesn't always have the opportunity.. also, he just gets that protective instinct when he sees you, so yeah, you're adopted now. about your texture issues, malleus would make sure to respect your boundaries and even though he would love to hug you/hold your hand/etc, he doesn't want to hurt you, so he will be careful! he can express his love for you in other ways too :) and he's not the loudest kind of person, so you don't have to worry about that either!

[surrealsunday]

the shadow pic is definitely in my top3 and the caption YES OMG!! pls lucas’ tattoo from mood tattoo holds a special place in my heart i must admit, that one too with the context is just 🥺

bahahahah of course she keeps a list (as she should) 🤣 ooh but that’s totally cool you’re writing for another fandom, it’s kind of a break i’d say (even tho like u said it can be draining), but it’s cool if it reenergizes you for elu :)) in the end it should remain a fun and enjoyable hobby. but really no pressure, take your time! i, and other people for sure, would wait as long as it takes to read another fic of yours! 🤍

lmaoo yeah he seems like he loves the attention, he’s was destined to be the theater kid ✨ and same for me he’s really the opposite from me personality wise, such an extrovert but that’s fun to watch ahah! and honestly that’s one of the main reason we love him 😌 — even with that damn moustache…i can imagine the pics you had to say goodbye for your fic just bc if it lmao 😭

Yes, totally! Writing is so fun for me and such a nice break most of the time. There is no better feeling than being in writing mode, so changing things up with other fandoms has been fun. I really am someone who can't just write for any pairing tho. So thankfully there have been a couple that I've fixated on enough to feel like I can write their voices.

One thing I do struggle with is that I work in a creative field. And while that is amazing, it also means that I'm creatively draining myself all day long. So coming home and then engaging with another creative pursuit sometimes doesn't work. That is honestly when I really resent my job (why must I work for a living???!!!). But lately I've had enough creative energy for both thank jeebus.

Axel really is the wildest guy to stan because he's so chaotic lol. I also really understand why he and Maxence clicked the way they did/ do. That whole 'extrovert adopting the introvert' trope is so true to life. Literally me and my best friend lol.

Anyways, I woke up to so much snow that I am literally going to have to shovel out my car so I'm hating life a little today, but I hope you are having a wonderful day! ❤️❤️❤️

[camoooh]

I never believed the "extroverts adopt introverts" thing until today because I literally just spent 6 hours sitting on a milk crate behind the counter in a bubble tea cafe. I met this woman this morning and we're best friends now. Apparently I charmed her with my loserfail personality when i spilled the first drink all over myself. She said here's another, sit down and keep me company. We talked for six whole hours. I know her life story. She shared her lunch with me too? Is this how you make friends as an adult? You wait to be kidnapped by a cafe owner?? The whole day was like a movie script . I'm seeing her again on Saturday

[carateum]

Treasure as school stereotypes

Warnings : very cliché, not proofread, still not fluent in English.

Notes : for this one I was inspired by a iKon version ^^

Hyunsuk -> Class president

- He isn't the the smartest person but everyone trust him

- That's why everyone choose him as Class president : He is born to be a leader.

- The whole school loves him and respect him (even tho some people like to tease him eheh)

Jihoon -> Jock

- Listen to me, this boy IS the definition of jock, good at every sports, muscular, popular.

- I also see him like a 'fuckboy', yk the popular one that everyone love and who stole everyone's girl.

- I don't know why but I see him as the boy who wink at random girl just to keep his flirty and fuckboy place.

Yoshi -> The artist

- Yosh is literally THE artist. He is good at every arts.

- When someone needs help with a art project they always asks Yoshi because he is good at everything and also the kindest and softest person ever.

- Yoshi isn't popular but he is loved and respected by everyone.

Junkyu -> The happy pill

- Kim Junkyu : The man-kid , everyone know him as the cute boy who's like a kid.

- He is the happy pill, when he is around everyone can't help but smile.

- You can't hate him : he is too cute for this world

Mashiho -> Jock

- Mashiho is also a sport addict but he especially like basketball, he is a literal MONSTER at basketball.

- Unlike Jihoon he don't have the 'fuckboy' reputation, he is more reserved with girls.

- Mashiho is not the most liked student but nobody hate him tough.

Jaehyuk -> Teacher's pet

- Ahuuum... Jaehyuk is definitely the teacher's favorite. Look how sweet he is I mean- krkrkrkrk

- Teacher's loves him because he is always here to help the others.

- He is liked by everyone because of his helpful and happy attitude.

Asahi -> Loner

- Well... who is surprised? Asahi is 98% introvert and I don't think he is good at making friends , he'll just wait until an extrovert (like Jaehyuk) adopt him.

- He don't like talking but I'm pretty sure that if he can help someone he will do it directly.

- The others don't know his existence so he is nor liked nor hated.

Yedam -> The popular one (for his voice and his looks)

- Everyone know Yedam because he is really talented and handsome.

- Every girls/boy/other fall in love with him at first sight and everyone also fall for his voice.

- Even if some people are jealous, he is one of the popular boy so he is very famous and liked.

Doyoung -> Nerd

- Doyoung isn't the stereotype of the lonely nerd he is the popular one, he is the cutie nerdy boy.

- He is kind of flirty, he like to help people with their homework then flirt with them, winking at them and giving them his number

-He isn't really liked by the most of the boys of the school and he don't really want to.

Haruto -> The cool one

- Ruto is definitely the coolest of the school. His fashion sense is appreciate by everyone.

- I'm sure that a lot of person have a crush on him because how can u not crush on him? He is good looking af

- Haruto is also one of the popular so he is loved by the whole school.

Jeongwoo -> The "humorist"

- Jeongwoo is definitely the funny one : the one who always make joke during classes.

- However I feel like Jeongwoo is also lacking of self confidence and he would love to find someone (a friend or more than that) to make him feel better

- Jeongwoo is liked by absolutely everyone.

Junghwan -> The shy one

- I convinced that Junghwan don't talk to girls (because one of the members says so). He is at ease only if he know the girl well.

- Im also pretty sure that Baby Junghwan is not really sociable and he is fine with a little group of friends.

- Junghwan is liked and everyone see him a the cutie kid.

[sixofpomegranates]

omg, i had an idea but i can’t find anyone who wrote it 😭😭 could you do one where spence gets the reader a puppy (dashund, preferably) for christmas?! i love you so much xx

♞𝙰 𝙳𝚘𝚐 𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚆𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊♘

.✿{One Shot Masterlist}**{Requests/Feedback}**{Guidlines}✿.

A/N: This title has many meanings. I want a puppy. + Love you too✨

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

CW: Tooth Rotting Fluff, Dogs, Christmas **********

*picture does not describe the looks of the reader* **********

☀︎ POV: Spencer ☀︎

Love makes us do strange things. I'd never believed that it would happen to me, however. Both falling in love and doing strange things. Yet, here I was, at a dog sanctuary, getting a dog for the love of my life.

I didn't really like dogs – I didn't hate them either, but they were everything that I wasn't. They were extroverted, liked to go outside, eager to be with people, and didn't mind getting dirty.

Literally, everything I wasn't. But they were everything my girlfriend was.

[y/n] and I were like fire and water, like cat and... Well, dog.

People, most of the time, couldn't believe that I was blessed with a woman like her. They didn't understand how she hadn't already dumped me and gotten a guy more like her. Hell, not even I understood it, to be honest.

But there she was. It was unbelievable to love her.

After two years of dating, we'd moved together, we'd never really spent a night apart since starting to date, anyway. We had gotten a house Derek had started to renovate and [y/n] had helped him finish it up, adding some additional built-in bookshelves for me.

The house was a do-it-yourself dream of [y/n], she painted the walls, made most of the décor, and had a vegetable patch.

I just lived there, going along with all of her plans.

Even if she would've painted everything pink, I wouldn't care.

I didn't care where and how I lived as long as it was with her.

And if I had to now also share my life with a four-legged fleabag, fine by me.

This sanctuary was a nice place, when ignoring the germs and dirty dogs jumping up your legs. It belonged to a lesbian couple solely adopting older dogs from shelters, also stray pregnant ones, making sure the mothers and puppies had the best options of finding a home.

I was not going to buy a puppy from a puppy mill or pet shop.

[y/n] would never forgive me for supporting those awful places while there were dogs that really needed somebody to love them.

A couple of weeks ago, I'd been here, having met some of the puppies from the last litters. Today, the day of Christmas, I would take one home.

*****

☁︎ POV: [y/n] ☁︎

I really didn't know what Spencer was planning. After having spent all day preparing for our little Christmas dinner for two, I had gotten an address sent by him, telling me to come immediately.

At least I knew it wasn't an emergency, we had a secret word for when something bad happened. Blake had given Spencer that idea.

Arriving at the address, I got out, looking at the large family home. Spencer stood there on the porch, smiling.

"Hey, Babes," he greeted me, kissing me. "What is going on?" I asked suspiciously, trying to look at whatever he was holding behind his back.

He revealed a little gift back, handing it to me. "Merry Christmas."

The content of this bag was a little red collar with a bow, I looked up at him and smiled. "That's not going to fit me, Spence."

He became as red as a tomato, shaking his head. "N-No, I- Uhm... Puppy."

Puppy.

PUPPY.

"Oh my god," I whispered. "But you said you don't like dogs." Spencer nodded. "But I love you, and if one makes you happy, I bet I could get along with it as well."

He lead me into the house, into a room where a woman, was waiting next to a litter of wild, happy dachshund puppies.

"You said they're your favorite," Spencer smiled, and I nodded, kneeling down and holding out my hand for the little puppies to smell on.

"I'm dead and have gone to heaven," I mumbled, making the woman laugh.

"They're twelve weeks, all have their shots, their papers, and are healthy," she explained, while I began playing with the little ones.

"And I just get to pick one?" I asked my boyfriend, making him nod. "That's the plan."

Choosing one when you want the whole dachshund army was going to be the toughest decision of the year. They were all adorable, their tiny, long bodies hopping around and playing with each other.

Between all the black and red furry babies, a sleeping chocolate brown pup caught my eyes. It had been sleeping the whole time, not even noticing that we were there.

I carefully crawled over to it, reaching out and softly stroking its head.

As it slowly opened its eyes, it stretched a little, making the same whining sound Spencer made when being woken up.

It got up, stretching again and waddling towards me, wagging its tail happily. After some more patting, it crawled into my lap, rolled into a ball, and started to sleep again.

"Spence," I whispered excitedly. Holding back the urge to giggle and say 'You're coming home with me' with the little puppy.

"Guess we have a winner," he chuckled, talking to the woman and finding out that this was a little girl.

They had called her Luna until now. That had to change though. Luna was the most cliche dog name I could think of.

While I stayed with soon-no-longer Luna, Spencer paid for her. I took my time to change her green collar to the red one with bow, Spencer had given me. She didn't even wake up, tired little baby.

Once Spencer came back with our papers, we said goodbye, walking to the car.

"I can't believe you bought me a puppy," I giggled, giving Spencer my keys so he could drive while I held Nameless.

"You always said you wanted one." I nodded. "And because you're the best boyfriend in the world, you got me one."

*****

After an expansive trip to a pet store, we had more toys than Spencer had books, some food, bowls, a leash, and so on.

I just finished up our dinner in the kitchen, rewatching an episode of WandaVision, as Spencer came in, holding little Nameless.

"Hey, my babies," I greeted them, kissing first Spencer and then the puppy.

"She still needs a name if you don't want to stick with Luna," he smiled, holding the puppy like a baby while she almost fell asleep. So much for him, not being a dog person.

"Luna definitely has to go," I snickered, looking back onto my phone as the studio audience laughed at Wanda turning the chicken back into eggs.

He chuckled, making the puppy look at him. "Как тебя зовут, Рыбка?

I loved when he spoke Russian, I didn't understand a word, but god was it hot.

"How about Wanda?" I asked without thinking.

"Wanda?" Spencer repeated, looking down at my phone. "Oh, Wanda Maximoff Reid. I like it. Do you like it?"

Spencer really didn't care as long as I was happy. It was a good thing we planned on staying together forever because I would never be able to find another man like him.

Spencer was the man other women could only dream of, and he was all mine.

"I like it too," I said, and he nodded happily, stroking over Wanda's fur before stopping and looking concerned.

"Huh," he said, making me frown. "What? What is it?" I asked worried, and he came closer.

"I don't know, she seems to have something at her neck," he mumbled. "Can you check? I hold her."

I nodded, guiding my hand along the collar. I stopped as my hand touched something cold. Looking closer, there was a diamond ring on Wanda's collar.

"Oh my God," I whispered, looking at Spencer, who handed me Wanda and got down on one knee.

"[y/n]?" He asked. "I've been thinking about how we could make our first Christmas in our forever home unforgettable, and I figured that having you become my wife would be the perfect way to do so. Will you marry me?"

Tears filled my eyes and I had to be careful not to accidentally drop Wanda. Sinking to my knees, I kissed Spencer with all the love I had to give.

"Of course, I'll marry you."

Giggling through his own tears, he whispered, "I love you so much." "I love you too," I whispered back, kissing him again.

Then he took the ring from Wanda's collar and placed it on my finger.

Smiling, I asked, "Since when have you planned this?"

Spencer shrugged, starting to blush, "Wanda's twelve weeks old, so I'd say four months, maybe five? But I already knew I wanted to marry you after our first date."

"Oh my god, I love you so much," I mumbled to myself, letting Wanda down and jumping to my feet, helping Spencer up and starting to serve our dinner.

"I don't think I can top your surprises with my gifts for you this year," I sighed a little, serving the mashed potatoes first.

He waved me off, "Every day you love me is the biggest surprise and greatest gift you could get me."

I softly hit his chest and he pulled me onto his lap.

"I guess you don't want your replica of the Star Trek light-and-sound communicator then," I shrugged with a smile. His eyes went wide, "What?"

"I bought you one because you said you'd like to start a little replica collection once we have the room for it." Looking to the ceiling, he exclaimed, "I have the best wife in the world."

"Fiancée," I corrected, making him chuckle. "Just a matter of time, [y/n]." He placed a kiss on my lips. "Just a matter of time."

The squeaking of a dog toy made us look at Wanda, battling a plush dog bone at least half her size. We laughed at the view and I rested my head on Spencer's shoulder.

Spencer was my forever home.

I was living the best life imaginable, and this Christmas would forever be unforgettable.

[robinofinashiro]

"Can go to a place, I know you gonna like the beach, the breeze, west Indies, I call it paradise."

characters/fandom: dio brando (slight jonathan joestar!) / jjba

request status/note: closed /

pronouns: she/her/afab!

"speedwagon, why can't you ever take no for an answer? you know I'm not good at meeting new people," you whined. he gave you one quick look before laughing, "you're literally the most extroverted person I know and you're afraid of meeting Jonathan?" you groaned, letting Robert drag you to where he was meeting his friend Jonathan and Erina at.

you had grown up on the same street as Speedwagon; however, you didn't attend the same school as he did. you had separate friend groups but he was practically begging you to meet his two best friends on the claims that you'd love Jonathan and become best friends with Erina.

while you weren't as nervous to meet Erina, you knew of the infamous Jonathan Joestar. it was impossible not too. he was rich, the kindest man anyone could ever meet, and always had girls asking him out on dates.

"wait, my mom just texted me! she wants me home!" Speedwagon let out a chuckle, not believing you were this adamant to not wanting to meet him, "c'mon you big baby. they're waiting for us and we all have reservations at that restaurant downtown. plus, Jonathan's brother is probably home and he's the last person you want to be around."

you sighed feeling defeat on your shoulders. you knew of Jonathan's very mean adopted brother but like Jonathan, you had yet met him. you were even more nervous of running into his brother considering the horror stories you heard about him from other people.

"hey guys! we're here!" Robert yelled to his friends. your psyched yourself up, trying to release any kind of nervousness that was running through your body as you approached Erina and Jonathan. the two of them smiled at you as you waved back in response, "everyone, this is ( your name ), she's my friend from childhood."

Erina stepped up first, giving you a hug, "Erina, nice to meet you!" she said excitedly. you responded with a hug of your own as you felt Jonathan grab your hand softly and press a friendly kiss to the back of it, "Jonathan Joestar, a pleasure." you quietly thanked him as Robert checked his phone to make sure that the reservations were still set for all of you.

"I hate to ask this and I apologize but may I use your restroom?" you asked Jonathan. he nodded, leading you inside of his enormous home, "it'll be the first door on your left," he said. you walked inside of the house, your eyes widening at how huge his house actually was. you had heard stories of the Joestar Mansion but you would have never expected it to be this nice.

you quickly went inside of the bathroom, seeing how nice the bathroom was decorated. as you flushed the toilet and washed your hands, you heard a knock on the door. you stood stiff for a second, hoping that it wasn't Jonathan asking what was taking so long.

"I apologize Jonathan-," you looked up realizing that it was not Jonathan. the man stared down at you, a scowl written on his face. that was when you realized...this was Jonathan's brother. "I am so sorry Mr.Joestar, I did not mean to intrude," you quickly apologized.

you heard the blond scoff, "don't ever call me a Joestar," he stated. "again, I apologize. I didn't mean to take so long," you repeated your apology as he remained silent, taking you in. you started to back away slowly as Dio pulled himself away from his thoughts, "my apologizes, it was rude of me to not properly introduce myself. my name is Dio Brando, pleasure to meet you."

your eyes widened, "ah, my name is ( your name ), it's nice meeting you Dio," you replied. you couldn't help but take a good look at Dio. he was practically towering over you, his blond hair sticking down, as he wore brown suspenders, a white t-shirt, and matching khaki pants. you couldn't help but realize how attractive Jonathan's step brother really was.

Dio grabbed your hand, placing a kiss on the same hand that Jonathan had earlier, "are you here on business with our father?" he asked. you shook your head no with a chuckle leaving your lips, "I'm here with my friend Robert and his two friends, Jonathan and Erina," you explained. Dio rolled his eyes, not believing that someone like you was friends with his stupid step brother.

as you were about to start walking out, you noticed Jonathan along with Erina and Speedwagon walk inside

"what are you doing to her, Dio?" Jonathan accused, "I apologize if he has caused you any trouble." you stared at Jonathan in confusion, "he's been no trouble at all. Dio has been nothing but a pleasure," all three of them were not standing in surprise not being that Dio was being a 'pleasure'.

you gave him another smile, making all three of them surprised at the action. Dio gave the three a look of disgust but grabbed your hand once more, placing the same soft kiss he had earlier on it before departing. you stared at him, feeling your heart flutter at the gestures from Dio.

"you okay there?" speedwagon asked, seeing the way you were still acting. you shook your head, not wanting to say anything more, "so dinner?" you asked. they all agreed, heading over to Jonathan's car. speedwagon giving you stares here and there, not really liking that you were so friendly with Dio and vice versa.

the restaurant they picked was on the fancier side, not one you had imagined yourself ever going too. you could tell that this was more for people like Erina and Jonathan, people came from high class society, very much not from a place that you and speedwagon were from. all of you were talking amongst each other, laughing at the horrible jokes speedwagon said or ones that jonathan tried to make.

it was your phone that caught you off guard a while later. you opened it up, seeing a DM on your Instagram. your eyebrows fluttered to confusion. as soon as you saw the request, you couldn't help but giggle in excitement. that little blue checkmarked boy name Dio had messaged you.

"sad jonathan and his group of idiots ruined out conversation."

you looked up, hoping that no one had caught you but once you realized that they were too enamored with the conversation they were having, you looked back down.

"I was hoping we could have continued it though but we did have these plans for a while now."

you remained messaging Dio until you were finally called back into the conversation. Speedwagon had noticed that you were looking down at your phone constantly, not really paying attention to what they were saying. while he had no idea what you were doing, he hoped it had nothing to do with what happened earlier with Dio.

"something up?" Speedwagon asked. you shook your head no, "just my sisters texting me. something happened but it's nothing of urgency," Speedwagon nodded as the three of them split the bill. you got up, thanking Jonathan and Erina for the meal before heading off with Speedwagon back to your neighborhood.

"well, I'll let you get to what happened with your family. see you later?" you nodded, giving him a quick hug before departing back into your house. you flopped on your bed and saw the few dms from Dio. you had remained on your phone for the rest of the night, texting him until you both eventually fell asleep.

you had made it a point to Dio that you knew Speedwagon in association with Erina and Jonathan would hate to know that the two of you were talking. Dio couldn't have cared less. he knew Jonathan and his friends hated him but you were too good to pass up. like he had mentioned earlier, he found it rather annoying that you were even friends with them. Dio felt like you were too good to be around them. they didn't belong in your presence if he had to pin point his feelings.

+

as the weeks passed, you had met with Dio in secrecy. the two of you would constantly go out to dinner at places you knew you wouldn't see Jonathan or Erina. Dio would climb through your window and into your house to sleep with you.

from all the stories that you heard about Dio, you couldn't believe them. Dio was nothing towards you like you heard he was with others. Dio constantly opened your car door, walked you to your house after your dates, made sure to not make you uncomfortable, and even offered his shoes if you got tired of yours. everything that Speedwagon had told you sounded like outright lies.

you had promised you'd meet Dio at his home so he could take you out on a night walk around the park. he wanted to know about your day and whether or not you were still okay about seeing him. the small insecurities Dio had played up whenever he was around you. the fear of losing you because of the menaces you called friends scared him.

he knew he didn't have the greatest reputation with Speedwagon and although he frankly disliked him, he knew you had been friends with him since you were a kid and he didn't want to come between that but a part of him felt that if Speedwagon ever found out, he'd do something to break the both of you up. you had reassured him more than once that Speedwagon would never do such a thing but that small fear was still instilled in him.

as Dio waited for you, Jonathan noticed him by the window. even though the two of them hardly spoke to each other unless they had too, he saw the small changes in his step brother. he was hardly going out on dates with several different women. he hadn't heard of any stories from the girls that he used to take out in a while. Dio was constantly dressed up and leaving the house at random hours and returning with a lovestruck expression on his face.

he saw the flowers he was constantly holding and not returning with and he was itching to find out who was the miserable girl that got with him. Jonathan cleared his throat to make himself known.

"going somewhere?" he asked. Dio nodded, not bothering to look at him, "yeah. not that it concerns you," he replied as he saw you wave him down from the street. Dio opened the door and quickly rushed out. he grabbed you in his arms, spinning you and handing you the flowers he had bought for you.

as soon as you and Dio got to walking, Jonathan called Speedwagon to investigate this mystery girl with him. Dio's attitude couldn't have changed him this much if you didn't mean that much to him.

once Speedwagon got to his house, they both booked it in the direction Dio had went. they were hoping to catch Dio doing something ridiculous but once they reached the park, they saw Dio's figure holding you close as the two of you danced to the music that the band was playing not too far from where you were. they hadn't recognized it was you; however it wasn't until they stepped closer.

you were giggling as Dio spun you around. Jonathan, now shocked that he saw it was you, looked to Speedwagon who was quietly raging. you were leaning in to kiss Dio as you saw two figures approaching you. you looked to Dio in confusion until the moonlight showed that Speedwagon was speed walking towards Dio, sleeve rolled up and ready to punch him.

you grabbed Dio, pulling him behind you.

"hey guys," you said quietly. Jonathan gave you a silent wave in that Speedwagon was the one who shoved you towards him in order to get closer to Dio, "you will not be seeing her. I know how you are Brando and I won't let my best friend get hurt because you don't know how to treat someone like an actual human being."

your eyes widened as you saw Speedwagon go in for the swing. you immediately gasped as you saw Dio swiftly dodge the punch and retaliate with his own. he managed to actually land the punch on Speedwagon's face. you tried to break loose from Jonathan's grip and you had to kick him in the leg to actually get released.

"Dio!" you yelled, running towards him and seeing his now pale skin starting to bruise up. Speedwagon stepped back, genuinely hurt that you went to Dio first instead of checking up on him, "are you kidding?" Speedwagon asked as he saw the way you were fretting over Dio's hand.

"seriously? you couldn't even talk to me like friends? you had to try and punch him in order to get answers?" you yelled at Speedwagon. he rolled his eyes, "it's Dio for christ's sake. he's going to hurt you and everyone can tell you that. I'm saving you the time and the eventual tears that I'm going to have to deal with when he cheats on you."

your eyes widened again as you saw Dio get up in a hurry to attack Speedwagon once more. the look of hurt on your face didn't go unrecognized by Jonathan as he saw that what Speedwagon had said genuinely upset you.

"fuck you Robert," you said standing up and grabbing Dio's hand. Dio pushed you against him, acting as if he was a shield. "I thought that you'd try to understand what Dio and I had. we love each other and if you can't get through that hate you have for him at least for my sake then I guess we weren't as close as I thought we were."

Speedwagon tried to speak up but Dio cut him off before he could.

"don't bother. I know you disliked be, severally actually, but I was hoping you could at least get past that for her sake. you mean a lot to her and if you're going to act like a child maybe it's good thing that you're no longer in our life from this point on."

you gave Speedwagon one final look before walking away with Dio. you were still trying to calm yourself down as Dio stared at you lovingly. he halted himself from walking and stood in place.

"listen, I know we've only known each other for what? two or three months but I felt it in my heart that it was now or never. there is a plane waiting for us to take us to our destination if you say yes to my question. marry me?"

Dio got down on one knee, showing you the enormous rock of a diamond ring. you gasped as you couldn't wrap your head around what he had asked you. you took a minute to respond, scaring Dio in the process as he thought you were going to deny him but you grabbed his hand and pulled him up to kiss him.

"you sick son of bitch, of course I will," you whispered in between kisses. he hummed happily as he slipped the ring on your finger and continued the kiss, "promise me we'll stay through every thing together?" you asked. Dio nodded, bringing you in for a hug, "through everything, my love. not Robert or Jonathan can come between us."

you smiled happily as you asked him what the destination was now that you agreed to marry him.

"we're flying to Italy to get married," your eyes widened in surprise. "now?" you asked. Dio nodded, "unless you want to back out and you can if you aren't comfortable." you shook your head no, "of course I want too. nothing is holding me back but aren't you sure you don't want any of your family to see us get married?" Dio rolled his eyes before scoffing.

"once we say I do, my adopted family will mean nothing to me. we will eventually start our own and have our own found family."

you smiled at the idea of having your own little family with Dio. you let Dio lead you to where he had the plane waiting for the both of you, "I love you," you whispered to him. he smiled, bringing you in for steaming kiss, "I love you too darling," he replied, a smirk playing on his face as he felt your fingers running through his blond hair.

[will-o-the-witch]

hi! so my idk journey? with converting started with trying out humanistic judaism, partially bc i was still nervous about joining organized religion having grown up catholic (unwillingly), partially bc i was unsure of how religious jews feel about witchcraft (i had an idea that it was like? more okay for ppl born in jewish family??? idk), and bc i liked their whole "people helping other people as opposed to waiting for gd" thing. but humanistic 1. doesnt rly have a conversion process? u just kinda join a congregation and participate in jewish life and thats all you need to be considered to be one which felt weird to me 2. was more on the atheistic side as opposed to agnostic if that makes sense?

so i more recently reached out to a local reform rabbi and was invited to come to service (which is in-person and on zoom) and the shabbat morning class (same as service). while i was super nervous about going to the morning class since you could participate as opposed to listen in on zoom and almost didnt go bc i was so nervous, i had a really good time! the hardest part of conversion for me so far is getting over my fear of going to events since i get so anxious around others right now. ^^

I'm glad you had a good time! It can definitely be nerve-wracking going to events especially when you don't know the folks. In my experience at least tho at my reform congregation, nobody will judge you for wearing a mask (or will encourage it) and will probably really want to say hello and get to know you. ^^ (I got adopted by extroverts literally within 30 seconds of entering the building 😂) Definitely do what makes you feel comfortable though!

Rabbis really are just so fantastic tho for helping people navigate these kinds of things. Like they tend to ask good questions and know where to direct people to find what they're looking for!

[thatssomorphinominal]

My first impressions from: The High School Heroes (episodes 1/2)

Taisei Manaka

Absolute king! This man deserves the world! He's got so much dedication and he's a great leader. Literally reminds me of an excitable puppy that wants to fight everything. Loves his mom and it's beautiful. Fingerless gloves? Random shirts? He makes them work. Adopted Yusuke and won't give him back

Yusuke Takigawa

He and Taisei are besties now and it's adorable. Definitely the group braincell (along with Hana) and it shows. Now he's surrounded by extroverts who just wanna punch first ask questions later. Gives off tired mom energy and I'm here for it

Ryuhei Domon

Haven't been able to get a good read on him yet (waiting for episode 3) but I can already tell he's probably gonna be the loudmouth/loverboy type. And he plays basketball! Probably gonna be a sassier version of Hinata

Ichika Sakurai

Why the hell are you so adorable? Literally the sunshine of the group. Her walking around with her apron and lil' headband and drawing art. Poor thing fainted (twice!) and fell in the pool and everyone just left her there. She must be protected at all costs! She's too pure for them! If anything happens (waiting for episode 4)

Naoya Morimura

He's a little shit, but y'know what? He's my little shit. Sure, he's an ass and has a mullet, but he loves his little sister and eventually did the right thing. Might end up rivalling Taisei for loudest hero. I want fun sibling rivalry with Hana! All the potential! (Plus he was dancing to: I Need a Hero, so he gets respect)

Hyuma Oura

He's an angsty mess but, yet again, he's my angsty mess. He kinda gives me final-boss-before-the-real-final-boss vibes (either that or that woman with the mask). There's so much potential for Oura they better not screw this up. I can't decide if I want a redemption arc for him or not...I just wanna know why he's so loyal to the Majin. Hopefully we get that story soon

Hana Morimura

This! Absolute! Queen! She's the mom friend and makes bento. She literally had no reason to run around helping Taisei but she did anyway because she's perfect like that. If anything bad happens to her I'm suing

[hella1975]

dude, welshie anon here, you would actually intimidate me so much, like from what I gather your probably an extreme extrovert and extremely talented. you would be the type of person who I would so want to talk to and get to know but can't cause I'm an extreme introvert. you seem so... well put together and like such a wonderful person and I can't wait to see you blossom each passing day. 💞

welshie this is so lovely i'm losing it over 'i can't wait to see you blossom each passing day' that's one of the most casually nice things i've ever been told.

if it makes you feel any better, i have a tumultuous history of literally adopting introverts. like i'd say 60% of my friendships happen because i talked to everyone in a room, found the one that was the least responsive, and just stuck to them like glue until they stopped fighting it

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

I know it’s not number ask but could you please talk more about Djinn? It’s great hearing about your OCs and headcanons, Stefan and Jindra are cool! What about the last person from their trio? :)

Yesss

Leaving out some things because technically his mere existence is a spoiler

- he's adopted and his parents are two lesbians, that's all I'm gonna say about his family

- though his actual first name is Matthew, literally no one calls him that. Not even his moms. Being called by his actual name is one of those "oh shit what did I do" moments

- he's very extroverted, he's actually incapable of shutting the hell up

- as a child he would constantly end up doing some stupid shit which one time ended with him falling wrong and his teeth moving, giving him a noticeable tooth gap

- has dimples in his cheeks when he smiles

- he was the popular kid at school thanks to his outgoing nature and the utterly batshit stories he would tell, using certain information surrounding his family and the fact that his birth parents are not known to create sort of a persona for himself. Pretty sure he convinced at least one classmate that he is actually the child of a demon or something

- had a great interest in magic as a child and wanted to be a stage magician

- all of that was basically how the nickname Djinn was born

- at some point noticed Stefan sitting in the back of the class being a wallflower and went "is anyone gonna adopt that?" and did not wait for an answer

- had a group of about five friends who he frequently had sleepovers with, mostly spent reading horror books. (The Vampyre was released when they were about 13)

- in general he really liked that sort of mysterious dark goth sorta vibe and even as an adult you would not see him in anything else other than primarily black clothing. It came in handy after Stefan became a vampire, as it took attention away from him

- his moms kept telling him (jokingly but with genuine concern) to reduce all the theatrics, made up stories about himself and loud expression of his interest in the supernatural or else he would get arrested for witchcraft

- as they grew up the friend group slowly fell apart with each of them finding different interests and paths in life until it was mostly just him and Stefan

- after learning Stefan is gay Djinn made it his goal to help Stefan find a boyfriend. He's gotten in trouble for it a countless times, pretty sure he almost got imprisoned once

- at 18 they went to university, Djinn to study law and history and Stefan focusing on physics and technology

- two years into university they put a pause to their studies to travel. Djinn headed for America and spent about two years there

- after his return when he found about Stefan's vampirism he abandoned his studies and decided to try everything to find a cure for him

- once again I cannot express how much those two love each other. Djinn would literally fistfight God for Stefan

- when he and Jindra started a relationship and she joined them on their travels she legit thought for a few weeks that the two are a thing and she's entering a polycule

- basically, it was a lot of fun confusion

- though Jindra is not Djinn's first partner, he's been with many girls but the relationship never lasted long. That one segment from the 19th century diary that goes "10th September: I am in love! Her name is Drusilla McAvoy! 15th September: Alas! That McAvoy girl was not for me. I shall end my life and if the following pages are clear, know that I succeeded" that's Djinn. But the breakups were usually not dramatic, and if they were, they usually made up and remained friends. Djinn just likes being dramatic about everything in general

- but Jindra is the first where the relationship lasts longer than a few months, and will likely be permanent. But they will likely never marry

- whenever she does anything remotely cool his brain just gives up. Stefan teases him mercilessly for it

- Djinn is the mom friend supreme. This bad boy can fit so much love and care in him it's unreal

- he's also almost permanently stressed, mostly because of Stefan. He's incredibly worried for his friend, to a point he forgets that Stefan is literally an undead superhuman with the ability to shapeshift and drain people's blood

- he's literally just so stressed all the time. Boy really needs a nap

- uses humor to hide his fears. Though he jokes nearly all the time it's near impossible to tell if he's just in a good mood or if he's worried 24/7. He can be faced with hardship, pain, death and eternal torment and will still keep a grin on his face

- the only time he has ever cried so far was shortly after learning that Stefan became a vampire. Stefan fell asleep due to general weakness from being starved for weeks and since vampires don't show any signs of life when sleeping, Djinn thought he's actually dead

- Has a hard time opening up about his worries, especially those relating to Stefan as he knows it's in Stefan's nature to feel guilty about causing others trouble. He's only ever talked about these things with his moms, and later Jindra.

- Stefan knows about all this. Benefit of enhanced hearing

- puns

- is an expert on finding loopholes in curses. Studying law really comes in handy with monster hunting

- gambled for his soul with at least five different demons. He's still alive only because they can't agree on custody

- the group tagged along a travelling theatre at some point. They got to act in some plays a couple times. Djinn loved it. Got to wear a dress for a woman's role once and loved it too, though Jindra teased him for wearing it wrong

- is quite a skilled swordsman

- has zero sense of self-preservation

- lovable dumbass

- a really good liar. He could convince the dead to come back to life

- is great with kids. During their travels he would often tell stories to children in villages they passed through

- loves folk dances with Jindra

- he's scared of her horse (to his defense, Šafránek really is McFuckingHuge)

Drama queen

[lau-smaragd]

Hello party people! (But without the party, please... hold on a little bit longer, can we?)

So the weather, huh? My head is dying, literally. These changes are killing me and I have basically one terrible migraine. Do I take pills? No, not always. Why? Because I love pain! ... I mean, yes, also, but because I'm a piece of shit and have to work and after the pills, I'm just a sleepy mess. Like I do not work obviously, because of the pain. But at least I can pretend... Please, April, can you just not...? Pretty please?

Anyway. All the jokes about my commitment issue aside - when was the last time you were scared of "I miss you?" because it means you have to interact with someone? Seriously, I am a fawking extrovert. VAS HAPPENING?! Aka what can a year of pandemic and quarantine do to you, nice to meet ya, extrovert with fawked brain... cells. Two. Maybe one. Who knows. I surely don't. Someone adopt me? Or save me or I don't know what.

So yeah. You get it, I'm messy, not sure what to do with my head and I don't get myself anymore.

How are you, guys? Same problems? Tell me, waiting for all your lovely stories in my dark cave. I think I heard Gollum a couple of minutes ago...

[apricotpicotty]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like mbti.

You: lol

Stranger: What's funny

You: my meaningless life

Stranger: I was going to say you're the worst joke ur parents made

Stranger: Then i remembered jokes have meaning

You: yea it's the same thing

Stranger: What's your type

You: idk u guess

Stranger: Infp

You: no we don't do feelings in this house

Stranger: Intj

Stranger: We do ur mom.

You: omfg yeaaa T.T

You: exactly ;)

Stranger: Omfg sorry for yaaaa

You: wht's ur type?

Stranger: I'm the hot esfp in ur area

You: omg blink?

Stranger: Imagine not being esfp 🤮👎🤢

Stranger: What's your enneagram

You: 3w2

You: wht's urs?

Stranger: 3w4

Stranger: You but unstable

You: yea very

You: mentally ill as well

You: lmao

You: to many issues in this house

Stranger: Yeah I write real bad poetry

Stranger: U're the biggest one <3

You: omg thnxx <333

Stranger: Well I've got an issue

Stranger: Because i missue 😩

You: eww lmaooo

Stranger: Saying ew to people flirting with u, so intj omg

You: i've never dated so don't expect anything from me ssry

Stranger: Lmao it's ok

Stranger: Actually i'm enfp

Stranger: I just would like to be esfp

Stranger: Bsjdhsvxvwv

You: wait is ur mom an esfp?

Stranger: What that's so random haha

You: no i talked to an enfp who's mom was esfp acc to her

You: idk thought it was u

Stranger: Jk that's me lol

You: red girl?

Stranger: And she told me to check the body in the black bag

Stranger: Ye

You: oh god

You: not again

Stranger: I don't remember u

You: good thing u don't

Stranger: Well u're forgettable in the life of a girlboss 💅😩

You: why do u hv to be so cringe ?

Stranger: As a type 3 i ✨ adapt ✨ to the people i talk to

Stranger: No but srsly tell me smth about u

Stranger: Just so I can remember u

Stranger: What did we talk about

You: i can't adopt to the girl who uses kik to flash my dead mom

You: lmao

You: adopt fucking hell adapt*

Stranger: Adopt me

Stranger: Oh wait I think i remember

Stranger: OH YOU

You: no i already hv enough of issues to deal with

Stranger: HIIIII GURLL I MISSED U BESTIE

You: i did not. fr i was vibing with an entp on discord

You: why did i come here again gawd

You: anyways wassup

Stranger: You're the kind of people to roleplay as a fox on discord aren't u ?

Stranger: With neck beard discord mods

You: fox eww cat roleplay is cute

Stranger: U said u were 5w4 tho

Stranger: Excuse. Me.

Stranger: So you roleplay as a fucking pet

You: i took and enneagram test again ma'am

You: i never said i roleplay wtf

Stranger: Honestly it's better to type ursled

Stranger: Urself

You: oh ok aight thnx

Stranger: Especially because enneagram is very specific

Stranger: It's about your core motive

Stranger: Your core fear and desire

Stranger: It's not about how you act but about why you act/think the way u do

You: aight aight, lemme tell u, my frnds forced me into this so idk shit about mbti and enneagram

Stranger: Oh that's

Stranger: Sad

You: it's not. it's hectic when all ur frnds are extrovert feelers

Stranger: Yeah no because that's not how mbti works

Stranger: We're all "feelers" AND "thinkers" haha jdjsjdj that's why it can be confusing for newbies to type themselves

Stranger: Like u have Te (extroverted thinking) AND Fi (introverted feeling)

You: no, it's just hormones

Stranger: They complete each other

Stranger: Uh

You: ...mbti doesnt make sense..

Stranger: Me neither

Stranger: That's why I like it

You: oh god, get urself a life kid

Stranger: I'm literally older than u

You: doesn't matter u act like 14yr old tbh

You: wait how old r u again?

Stranger: Mentally I'm 4 so maybe

Stranger: Bc 19-4=14 so yeah

Stranger: Anyway dw, life gets worst at 19 🤪🤪🤪🤪

You: ahh 19...wht r u studying ?

You: u must be in college no?

Stranger: Ye

Stranger: Law because I'm boring as hell

You: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

You: LAWW

You: AGAHAGGHAGHA

Stranger: I LiKe jUsTiCe

You: YEA YEA SURE

You: I'M NOT LAUGHING AT U

You: DW DW

Stranger: You're laughing with me 🥰

You: ah my life will be worse then urs prolly after getting into a med school

Stranger: But it's ok I can't see the haters through my tears 😎😎

You: thts a lot of optimism

Stranger: Everyone says that the hardest part is to get in haha

You: the struggle is after u get in

You: but yeea before tht is also a struggle

You: idk life's hell now

You: can't wait to die in my sleep

You: this simulation must end soon

Stranger: Simulation is worst was usual this week idk why

You: tht's acc to theoretical physics...

Stranger: Was worst than usual*

Stranger: It's ok

Stranger: Life is beautiful

Stranger: As long as you don't think

You: i literally have te or ti idk tf but our brain does the work

You: u can't help it maam

Stranger: I have fi

Stranger: Aka sadness

Stranger: Weeee

You: T.T

Stranger: Do you want to cry with me?

You: i don't cry in public, so u can join me in my bathroom

Stranger: Oh 😳

You: no don't even think about anyhting

Stranger: It's ok everyone is into me

Stranger: Anyway omg i love to cry in the bathroom with people

Stranger: Like fr

Stranger: It's free therapy

You: now u're staying out i'm locking the bathroom from inside

You: free therapy?? how tf??

Stranger: NO

You: i come out with puffy lips and eyes and red nose

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: But

You: tht doesn't feel great

You: but ngl post crying sesh glow up is real

Stranger: When you're with a bunch of girls in the bathroom and you're giving advice to each other it's literally free therapy

Stranger: Agreed

You: i've never experienced tht so no comments

Stranger: What doesn't kill you makes you hotter

Stranger: Haha you're the kind of girls that wouldn't join me if i say "i'm going to the bathroom"

You: yea ofc wtf

You: i don't want to see u pee or shit

Stranger: This goes against the girls code :/

You: idk consider me as a man with no dick but vag and boobies but i'm not going to the bathroom with ya

Stranger: BUT WHAT IF I NEED HELP

Stranger: YOU NEVER LET A GIRL GO ALONE TO THE BATHROOM

You: HOW CAN I HELP U PEE?? U DO THT ON UR OWN

Stranger: IDC WHAT IF I NEED SMTH

You: NEED WHAT??

Stranger: DEPENDS

You: PADS? TAMPONS ? TAKE IT BEFORE GOING TO THE BATHROOM

You: I'LL GIVE IT FOR FREE BUT NO NO NO NOT GOING TO THE BATHROOM WITH YA

Stranger: A TAMPON. OR MAKEUP. OR IF I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I WANT TO LEAVE. OR IF I HAVE NOTICED RED FLAGS WITH THE PEOPLE WE'RE WITH. OR IF I GET HARASSED LIKE 40% OF AGGRESSIONS HAPPEN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS AND AHHHH WHAT IF I NEED TO CRY OR TO TALK YOU JUST CAN'T LET ME GO ALONE

Stranger: YOU NEED TO

Stranger: IT'S NOT A CHOICE

Stranger: EVEN IF U DON'T LIKE THE PERSON

Stranger: U GO WITH HER TO THE BATHROOM

You: oh, this happens in a bathroom ?

You: i just pee and come out lol

You: aight i'll go with ya or my frnds from now

You: lmao

Stranger: What

Stranger: What kind of bathroom do you go to

Stranger: You don't know all the shit that happens??

You: no...it's usually empty when i go

Stranger: Idk Everytime I go a lot of shit happens then we just walk out like 'othing happened

Stranger: Hmm i see

Stranger: Maybe it's because dramatic people attract drama

You: and tht's u

Stranger: Yass

Stranger: You need to be yassificated

You: if u get harassed, do u not harass them back?

Stranger: I just give mean looks

You: tht doesn't do shit

You: u gotta fight back lady wtf

Stranger: Meh

You: duh

Stranger: I don't give importance to that

Stranger: But you're right ig

You: but then u get ur frnd in the bathroom and cry to her?

You: not a great way to cope

Stranger: Nah

Stranger: They don't harass you with you're with a friend

You: oooooo, can't relate, it's mostly empty like i told ya

You: awh shit we ended up talking a lot again

Stranger: Hmm

Stranger: Yeah we're best friends now

You: no. ma'am

Stranger: But we had a bathroom date.

You: i'd help u even if i wasn't ur frnd

You: so don't tht close/

Stranger: Aw yeah same

You: i won't need ur help

Stranger: U'll receive it anyway

Stranger: Bc I'm a girlboss

You: u r one clingy piece of gum

You: aight gtg, i need to take a nap now

Stranger: Good nap

Stranger: Oh listen

Stranger: Wait

You: yo wht?

You: lady's writing an essay?

You: btw btw red and blue can make spiderman

You: idk tht was just a thought

Stranger: There's that app called nap roulette where you just click a button and they set a random alarm for u just to fuck ur sleep schedule and my friend is the developer so yeah I'm doing some pub but yeah SUPPORT HIM

Stranger: Oh wow that means together we're unbeatable

You: aight will check it out

You: yea whtever

Stranger: Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Stranger: You're nice

Stranger: Have a cookie 🍪

You: till the next time we meet bye

You have disconnected.