#I'm just an ignorant american who doesn't know any other languages here for the vibes idk!!!
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Me when talking to women: [The most unhinged and explicit filth I've thought abt in the darkest hours of the night]
Me when talking to men: sex? Never heard of it. Best of luck with... whatever that is
#really disappointing for men honestly#like if they were just safer and less creepy and less prone to violence then maybe women would trust them enough to get freaky with them#but alas#literally a man tried to hit on me in a bar in quebec last week#and my ass who had just spent the whole week answering doctor's technical questions in french#had a moment of divine inspiration#so while this man was all up in my space and whispering in my ear i was like... oh haha... i don't speak french sorry...#I'm just an ignorant american who doesn't know any other languages here for the vibes idk!!!#and this man did not speak english and just fully believed me#luckily he did not overhear me ordering from the bartender in perfect french minutes earlier!!#i was shocked at how effective playing dumb turned out to be#but also: if he had respected my space and approached me politely i wouldn't have had to!!
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Where am I from anyway?
Let's go! Response roundout! I got a couple people who got it correct but let's first review all the wrong answers.
@somebirdiedude
I wanna say Australia or Oceania as a whole? Just vibes + pseudo-memory of u saying that to base it off of tbh
I used to date an Australian genderfluid guy and we were very good friends for years. I don't know if any of my speech habits in English were derived from that but I don't think so? He didn't have a super pronounced aussie accent to my ear at least. Is it that perhaps? But anyway. No. Wrong hemisphere entirely, or hemispheres rather. Next!
@gophergal
Well, your first language is Spanish (iirc) and I'm pretty sure you aren't from North America or Europe, which doesn't narrow it down much. I'm just gonna guess El Salvador
My beloved mutual. With so little information you actually came so close, but you missed the mark. Props for guessing Central America though. We're so ignored in the world stage unless it's to complain about how many of us are desperate enough to try our luck being smuggled up north.
@jainkens
Brazil? The name makes me think it's from some Latin American country, I vaguely remember something about a parrot as a reference or something, and the color scheme of it is green which subconsciously made me think of Brazil. But broadly somewhere in Latin America (I am pretty sure that includes Brazil
I... I can't believe I'm only now noticing my Yellow-Naped Amazon Parrot fursona combined with my name being José makes it seem like I was deliberately referencing José Carioca from classic Disney propaganda pieces films Saludos Amigos and The Three Caballeros. Just look at them!
But anyway, no. I am from Latin America but not Brazil. Spanish speaking Latin America.
@jayinserenity
I can't remember for sure, but for some reason when we first started interacting I think I was convinced you were some brand of non-UK European. I could not begin to tell you Why that was what my brain insisted upon, but it was swiftly corrected lmao.
This reminds me of this one time I was playing DnD with an international online friend group. As we were coordinating our timezones, our DM, who was Scottish was reviewing all our locations. He listed me as part of the Europe timezone and when I said I wasn't European he was all like "Oh it doesn't matter that you weren't born here, you're still as much a European as the rest of us" and so on and so on. And I was so confused. Turns out one of my other friends in the group just straight up forgot I told them where I'm from and assumed Spain based on Spanish being my first language. So they told our DM and our DM in turn assumed me saying I'm not European meant I was an immigrant.
@heathfall
I know the answer so I'm going to give a blatant lie. Nevada, USA
SO GLAD THIS WAS THE ONE GUESS THAT HAD ME BE USAMERICAN. Legitimately, I really hope I don't come across as a gringo online. I was dreading this was gonna be a majority answer since it's just standard the internet is American. But I'm pleased how it seems the Latin American vibe shines through even with people who don't know the answer outright.
@tigerclawstar-shaped-cookie
peru i think. i cant. remember. something like that. evaporates
Too far south dude. But props for guessing Spanish-speaking Latin America.
And now for the correct answer!
@kingmystrie
i know you're in south america but idr if you're from argentina or guatemala it hink it was guatemala
@offkeyed-reason
idr if you mentioned it on the server but im pretty sure there was this name generator set that you asked for a specific region for/clarification bc Guatemala is different from other places. idr whose generators they are but yeah. Guatemala's my final answer
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Yup! Guatemala, Central America. Although I like the note that you thought I could be from Argentina. It is indeed true I do reblog a surprising amount about Argentina. Blame it on their current president. Javier Milei is such a fascinating trainwreck of a man personally. It'd be funny if he wasn't running his country into the ground.
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