#I'm gonna need to leave a more comprehensive review later but for now FAT FIC REC RIGHT HERE

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VICTORY THY NAME IS SPY AU, HELLOOOO

I just skimmed some of this and am already obsessed, your writing is so good!!

Incidentally, where exactly are all the Our Man Bashir AUs that treat the holoprogram's reality as actual reality? Like. Okay. What I'm asking here is:

Where are all the fics where Garak is still an Obsidian Order spy and is fulfilling the narrative function of Honey Bear, Julian is working with Starfleet Intelligence as basically James Bond, and Tain is Hippocrates Noah?

Where are the fics where Julian is strapped to a Cardassian torture device and has to seduce Garak into letting him escape, which Garak 100% would because he canonically (I accept it as canon!!!) spared prisoners all the time during his career and he canonically (we've decided this!!!!) is weak to Bashir's fuckboy charms?

Where are all the fics where Garak (Honey) and Julian (Bond) fall in love as enemy agents on Romulus or Bajor or an obscure secret space station hidden inside a moon while a little LED screen on a giant laser ticks down to 0?