#I'm going to have to get a refrigerator repair guy I guess
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came home today to discover that the $150 worth of groceries I just bought last week are almost all inedible because my fridge died while I was out visiting family this weekend. awesome.
#I literally go shopping like once a month. It couldn't have happened when I was nearly out of groceries just last week huh#god this sucks fat balls#I'm going to have to get a refrigerator repair guy I guess#I hate letting people into my apartment to do shit it's like one of the most uncomfortable things in the world for me#my posts
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Nati!! Can I request shalnark or/feitan with their s/o when the electricity is down for 2 days lmaoo I'm a bit mad about the electricity here
Sure Soph! Now I wasn't sure what type of format you wanted this to be in so I just went with some headcanon short-story mash up thing hope that's ok 👹👉🏻👈🏻
Reader: Green
Feitan / Shalnark: Red
Electricity Down Headcanons for: Feitan and Shalnark!
Feitan Portor ☂︎︎☠︎︎☽
So Feitan had recently came back from a week long mission, and you were both sitting on the couch watching some tv and drinking tea, still a bit sluggish since it was early morning.
But out of nowhere the tv and lights just shut off.
"What the hell? Fei did you do something to the tv? And what happened to the lights?"
"No. And, I don't know."
"Hmm. I'm gonna take a look at the tv see if something messed up or malfunctioned or some shit like that."
You checked the router, and realized the problem. It shut off! You tried rebooting it but nothing happened nor worked.
You went to see if this happened to anything else just to be curious, and you realized that the electricity went off.
"I'm gonna call the electrician, see if there was some reboot we didn't hear about."
"Hm?"
"Mhm."
On the call, you heard that some weird malfunctions and spontaneous electricity problems were popping up all around the city, and that the electricians wouldn't be able to check your house out until about 2 days.
"Man, this sucks."
"Y/N, come here."
You walked over towards your boyfriend and felt him pull you down towards the couch and onto his chest/lap. He held you close to him and you were flustered by the sudden burst of affection.
"We don't need, lousy electricity. We can just, steal food from, restaraunts, and entertain, each other. I did it, all time in, Meteor City."
You snuggled into the crook of his neck and hugged him back, enjoying this time with him as he usually isn't this affectionate for no reason whatsoever.
"Ha, I guess you're right. Wanna go steal some food from a stuck up high class restaraunt?"
"Fuck yeah."
Shalnark ⌨︎︎⚠︎︎✌︎︎
Ok, to get your facts straight, this bitch is great with electronics, online shit, and anything that falls into that category, so with that being said you're not going to be without electricity for long.
You were working on some stuff for college while he was on his phone playing some new hit game, already deciding what kind of mod he was gonna make for it, when suddenly your guys' systems and every other electric thing in your house turned off.
"Hey Shal?-"
Don't worry Princess, Detective Shalnark is going to investigate!"
"Gosh, you can be so cheesy sometimes, but I love it."
Shalnark walked around the house, going through each room seeing if there was any sort of infohe could pick up that would lead to whatever happened to the electricity. Then you heard him on a phone call with what seemed to be some kind of business.
After a couple of minutes, you saw him walk back into the room you were in with his phone and pins in his hands.
"Hey baby, I'm gonna step out real quick, don't get into any trouble okay?"
"Oh god, why do you have those out?"
"No reason! I love youuu!!"
"I love you too Shal."
While he was out you decided to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, since none of the ingredients needed to be refrigerated. After you were done, you decided to draw for a bit, or to the best of your ability. Then you heard the door creak open.
"Hello, we are the city's main electricians here to check for any problems and repair your electricity."
On the nape of the workers' necks you could see Shalnark's pins stuck splat in the middle. You also saw Shal walk in right behind them, and flashed him a small smile.
"Shal you didn't have to do this, we could have waited a couple of days."
"Nooo, you need your assignments and I need my video games and hacking devices! These kind of things are important for troupe missions and also important for you to not get a bad grade in any of your classes!"
"You're acting like a mom Shal."
"If caring for my troupe and your college education is acting like a mom, then I will be more than happy to act like a mom! Plus, you need some smarts to pass the Hunter's Exam too."
"Whatever you big sack of silly smarts."
Shalnark planted a sweet kiss on your forehead, which you turned into an actual kiss by a simple tug on the collar of his shirt.
"I messed up that last thing I said, I meant MY sack of silly smarts."
I hope I did your request justice pastel 🙈
#Feitan#Feitan Portor#Feitan x Reader#Shalnark#Shalnark x reader#hxh#hunter x hunter#hunter x hunter x reader#Phantom Troupe#x reader
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