#I'm extremely obsessed with my Blahaj | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

affectionatecorpse · 3 months ago

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Not my ex being spitefully childish online about me having the small Blahaj while they have the big one 😭

"Oh my god yours is so small compared to mine lmao someone got scammed" he is my SON and I LOVE him even if he is short!! I'm short too, [REDACTED]!!! He is BABEY!!!!!

He is such a soft lil guy and I'm glad he's the size he is cause I can take him EVERYWHERE you southern fried FUCK--

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#I'm extremely obsessed with my Blahaj #I waited for him for 2 months cause he got stuck in China #he's friend shaped...#I suffer really bad from insomnia and I fell asleep for like an hour at 2pm the other day after staying up all night #and my mum woke me up #and was like #“Corpse your shark is here”#and I remember unwrapping him and then just immediately passing out again with him in my arms #I woke up a few hours later after I had dreamt he'd turned up #so I was really sad like “dammit it was all a dream :( I wish he was here”#and I moved my blanket and!!#he!!#he was there!!#I was so so happy I love him so much it's unreal #I've heard Blahaj is great but this is my emotional support shark now #I've only had Blahaj for a day and a half and if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself #tw swearing #blahaj #actually trans #trans #transgender #transmasc #shark #ikea blahaj #excuse my messy floor I'm really fucking depressed #... /hj #also adhd that doesn't help

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