#I'm actually really busy but sometimes fleeting insanity grips my thoughts and I have to drop in and inflict it on others before rushing off

[y-rhywbeth2]

I (a sadist) hope Iyachtu Xvim had kids and that Bane watched his descendants in case any of them are useful to him as pawns, and also that somehow Bhaal and Bane's bloodlines accidentally cross at some point and now some poor bastard who is desired and accidentally engineered as a Chosen/otherwise favoured by both of them has to deal with both these idiots.

(I will allow one of my Durge's headcanoned kids to survive, provided it's one they accidentally had with somebody born of Bane's bloodline. "Kill it." - "I thought you told me at least one of my/your spawn had to survive past infancy?" - "NOT THAT ONE.")

(Also that kid ends up one of Myrkul's Anointed. "Bane and Bhaal are giving me a headache." - "Mood.")