#I'm a very serious RPer

[ramblingzombpossum]

Gonk Gonk, Gonk Gonk Gonk. Gonk. Gonk.

*Taps D0-NG's medal with the metal pointer they'd taped on EG-G5 for that purpose.*

Gonk.

I'm a Separatist Arakyd RA-7 Navigator Droid, AMA

My designation is D0-NG, all other droids are inferior to me. I have a medal. I will not be accepting feedback at this time.

[rivalsunraveled]

@brazenlystrong replied to your post “ready to punt Kenjaku into the netherworld--”:

tiME tO PERfoRM a LobOTOMY *wiggles fingers*

nooooo he's so cozy and warm.........

[hxvemxnd]

this is the last time i listen to you.

PROMPTS FOR suspicious circumstances

"We're surprised you still listened to us this far~"

Zazie beams as they take a few steps back, then their mask snaps open and the wings push out to allow Zazie to fly up and be at eye level. And more importantly... Look at their handiwork.

Knives said to come up with a distraction - and really, what was more distracting than Nicholas D. Wolfwood showing off all his assets dressed to the nines in drag. One might question where they learned not only what drag was, but also how they learned to cobble up something rather skillfully done. Neither are questions Zazie will answer, no, they just beam and clap their hands together excitedly.

"You look stunning! With you as our distraction, we will have no issues~"

[razowor-backup]

[reincarnight]

"that's not very poggers of you." arms cross, and the pale set of eyes keep looking at the other with such judgement in them. one might almost think that some grave sin has been committed!

but wait, isn't there something off about the way soma is saying this? even just a little bit?

open.

[sillybruja]

keep reading if you wanna know about the craziest liar and well known spn roleplayer I've met on tumblr

I will never forget being on tumblr from 2011 - 2015 and being in the supernatural role playing community. It was both one of the best, and worst experiences of my entire life. I role played as Dean Winchester (and actually my page is still up, and I might start up again) and had a fairly large following.

during 2011, the SPN rp community just started growing so I, among a few of my mun friends, were like the "It girls and guys". It's so insane to think about it now, 10+ years later. There were people out there who did not roleplay that would follow me, and reblog my threads just because they appreciated by writing ^.^ it was so sweet. Back to my memory lol.

Anyways, I made friends with a rper on here who ran a Castiel account. We very obviously shipped Dean & Cas, and so did a lot of people. People even shipped us xD we had a ship name and everything. This person became my best friend in real time.

I really really thought I knew this person. He told me everything, every part of his life, every heart break from some dumb guy, every accident he's ever made, etc. I saw him as not only a best friend but a brother.

around 2013, my life took a turn -- things got more serious for me, and I fell off from roleplaying for a bit, and we lost contact. I remember he just eventually stopped responding to my messages. This wasn't okay for me because before he ghosted me, he told me he was really sick. I was always worried that the last text I sent him was the last I'd ever hear from him.

Eventually he did respond to me, and I remember him saying, "I'm fine, I might just be gone for a while. It's not your fault" and that was that. Mind you, I was 10+ years younger, and I really felt devastated.

Several months later, I logged back onto my roleplaying account. I remember being spammed with asks and messages about him. One of our mutuals sent me a message saying he had passed away a month prior. She showed me the go fund me that was started for him to cover his funeral expenses. My heart was shattered.

The next year was spent of thinking about him almost every day. I felt so sorry that things ended the way they did, and that he was gone. I honestly felt grief that entire year.

In 2015, I get this intuitive 'nudge' to check my tumblr again. This time when I log in, I see appreciation posts about him, and all of those feelings come back. I remember trying to get back into rping in honor of him, and I remember coming across an account that seemed awfully familiar.

This was another castiel account, almost identical in text, aesthetic, vocabulary, even same psds. I just knew it was him. I can't tell you how, I just did. I remember thinking I was crazy and that this was grief... but, unfortunately, I was right.

Eventually, I gathered the nerve to reach out to this account. I cannot remember the name they gave me. But I talked to them, and I sort of played detective lol.

I deeply knew it was him and felt like it was so wrong that he lied about everything, had everyone upset, and took HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS from people who donated for his funeral.

One day, I was just tired of being nice. I approached him about it all. Of course he denied it. I badgered him about it though, and I even told him that what he is doing is illegal, and that he owes it to people who are mourning a very much alive person.

I didn't stop until he came forward.

He said, "I'm sorry, I had to do this to be with my boyfriend" and my jaw was on the freaking floor.

I told him to come forward, or I will have to do something about this.

Of course, he did not. Instead, he deleted his account. I tried to make a claim against him, but it was never looked into.

I will never forget that.

and if he's still out there, I hope he actually understands the weight of his actions. and I hope justice gets served.

[languajix]

Cabin 14 Science Fair Event RP

The Cabin 14 crew have been working on a project for the science fair; this is where we RPed the making of our sparklers!

Enjoy our ill-advised foray into fireworks.

All involved cabins/RPers linked at the bottom.

Tie dye project completed for the moment, Mike noticed another piece of paper wedged underneath his wet, dyed, plastic-wrapped baby-sling-to-be. It must have come in on the table, when they set up the station. He tugged it out from underneath and scanned it.

"Huh. Says here that next on the docket's a 'science fair'?" He waved it around at the room. "Who here needs a hand? 'Cause I'm no Bill Nye. I can minion it up with the best of 'em, though, at least for a while." He'd gotten a little better about wandering off in the middle of things with age, as long as he could keep his mind occupied well enough.

A thought occurred to him and he looked over at Spirit, in particular. "You don't happen to be a mad scientist in need of a henchman, do you?" Seemed unfortunate that Spirit hadn't been able to participate much in some of the previous events.

Spirit’s face lit up at the thought that he can finally participate in an event. “Yes!” He exclaimed in excitement

The paper crumpled in Mike's hand as he tapped it against his forehead in a very clumsy salute, schooling his face into a playfully serious expression. "Excellent! Alright, little boss, what scientific endeavors will we undertake?"

Spirit giggled at the action and the nickname, “we shall undertake the scientific exploration of fireworks!” He exclaimed.

Mike waggled his brows. "Awesome! Loud, explosive, colorful, all qualities of the very best science!" How hard could it be?

Mike stood up with a quick stretch, dropping the piece of paper on an open space on the table. "Okay, let's see. Fireworks. What's step one - are we making them somehow, or are we getting them from the gift shop and the science will come in when we figure out the plan to set them off?"

“Uuuuhhhhh…” Spirit didn’t that far ahead, “we make them!” He decided, surely it wasn’t that hard to make fireworks right?

Mike shrugged and typed on his phone, looking it up. How hard could it be, indeed? 

"Hey, guys, do any Donatellos in the cabin happen to have... potassium nitrate we could borrow? And, uh, charcoal and sulfur? Maybe not borrow. Probably not borrow. 96% chance you're never getting it back, but your contributions would be very much appreciated in any case." 

ICE looked up, rather interested, but mildly concerned "I packed a vial or two of potassium nitrate.. but why would you need that?"

Mike held up his phone. "Says here that that's how you make fireworks! And. Uh." He suddenly realized that this really actually might be a recipe for injuries. And here he was trying to be a semi-responsible adult in the cabin and all that. Whoops. "...we were gonna... make fireworks for the science fair? You wouldn't happen to know a way to do that that won't blow this whole cabin sky high, would you?"

Wikihow was probably not a sufficient teacher in this case. 

Spirit suddenly realized that maybe fireworks weren’t the best thing to make, especially in a cave and fireworks go very high up in the sky. “How about instead of fireworks we make sparklers? I don’t want to make the cave, you know, ‘cave in’ and squish everyone.”

Mike perked up a little, glad to hear their project was going to be just a little smaller scale, for safety reasons. "You're the boss, little boss! Alright, guess we only need a little potassium nitrate. And..." he typed into his phone, scrolling for a second, "wires? Metal fuels that are gonna determine the color on these bad boys, and a binder. This sounds both kind of simple and kind of dangerous. ICE, if you're cool with it, how many of these did you happen to bring, and do you think we can do this project in a way that OSHA wouldn't send us to turtle camp jail for?"

He showed ICE a list of ingredients according to his random online search. Totally trustworthy stuff.

“It’s not an OSHA violation if they don’t find out.” Spirit said, “at least that’s what my Donnie says.”

A malicious grin spreads over ICE's face, and he gets to his feet, reaching over for the backpack under his bed "Well Uncle Mike, I can assure OSHA will never find out.. and that I have more than enough materials necessary." Opening up the bag, ICE shows it to Mike. The bag is stuffed with more or less illegal materials, including most of the supplies Mike had required.

“Wow!” Spirit gasped, looking at all the stuff ICE had in his bag, he didn’t know what the majority of it was but it was cool nonetheless.

"ICE, you are the turtle," Mike said. "Okay, guess we're doing this. This very ill-advised adventure into explosives. The life of a science henchman is never boring, I suppose." At least it was Mike risking severe burns or something, and not Spirit. And if ICE really did know his stuff, maybe it would turn out... okay?

(Don't try this at home, kids.)

He turned to Spirit. "What colors are you thinking? I'm partial to orange, myself, but you honestly can't beat green. Or are we going for a set with the full spectrum here?"

“All the colors!” Spirit cheered, “let’s make lots too! So we can share with our cabin mates!” Spirit was excited to see where this little science experiment will go and he wanted to share the experience.

"Sweet! I like where your mind's at, boss-turtle." 

Mike winked towards ICE with a grin, a playful challenge in his voice. "Think you're up for a little science?"

A commotion sounded from the second floor. A muffled explosion followed by multiple heavy footfalls and unintelligible heated conversation. 

A blue glow appeared, signalling a portal opening quite a few feet above the floor of the main area. A figure came through, nearly hitting the floor before mechanical arms stopped and cushioned the landing. 

Captain looked up to the now closed portal. He snarled a guttural sound, lips pulled back exposing his fangs. 

"If you want to do some explosive do it outside! We don't need you setting the curtains on fire!" A voice shouted down 

"Fuck you!" Was the childish retort. "At least give me my shit!" 

A second blue portal opened, this time closer to the ground. Out came a soot covered box and a flying SHELLDON.

ICE quickly stopped what he was about to say, though he was still secretly happy that the parent aged adult wanted to make fireworks with him. He looked down at Captain, surprised "Are you guys okay? What do you mean, explosives?!"

Captain unsuccessfully tried to wipe at his face, leaving a streak of soot instead. "Nothing. Just trying to make smoke bombs. My supply ran out." 

SHELLDON hovered over, offering a handkerchief.

Captain accepted the handkerchief and began to wipe his face and hands.

"It should've been fine if THEY DIDN'T SURPRISE ME!" he directed the last part up towards the second floor.

Mike walked a little closer for a quick visual inspection. He wasn't exactly responsible for the younger turtles in the cabin, but he couldn't say he wasn't, either. Good thing Captain didn't seem particularly injured - just a little dirty. "We were just about to put together some explosives, too, kinda. Guess we know who not to make 'em around! I can't afford to blow my poor eyebrows off."

Mike had no eyebrows.

Captain raised a drawn on brow. "What kind of explosive are you trying to make? Mechanical, chemical, or nuclear?" He lifted his box, brushing off the soot from it.

Nuclear?! "Not trying to make a godzilla or anything! Think a lot more low key. I'm Spirit's hands - er, hand -  for the science fair," Mike wiggled his fingers demonstratively, "and we were just enlisting ICE to help us make some sparklers. Or something. It was gonna be fireworks, but we're kind of in a cave and I have a slight suspicion it just might not be the best idea to explode stuff close to the roof over our heads. So we scaled it down a little! Gonna try and make enough for everybody in the cabin, in all the colors of the rainbow if possible, according to my boss." 

Marco emerges from his room with a jar of Kraang matter.

“...science project?”

"Or you could just make the ones that doesn't shoot to the ceiling." Captain typed on his wrist tech, showing the resulting images to Mike and ICE:

“Looks like a fire hazard,” Spirit mumbled, “as much as I would love to see something like that, in a cave with many  wooden cabins I’m not looking to be kicked out for arson.” Spirit said.

Captain shrugged. "Arson's not the worst. The burning smell stick to you though." He scrunched his beak, remembering the last time that happened.

‘You would know that wouldn’t you,’ Spirit thought but kept it to himself. “As boss of the science festival I say we make small sparklers! But! If we’re still feeling violent we can make firework cherry bombs, how’s that work?” Spirit asked.

A smile started to form on Marcos face, well. More of an evil smile which is not entirely common- he has a evil plan-

Mike put his hand on his hip and nodded once, decisively. "I think it sounds like a great idea! Okay, science guys, wanna do some chemistry with us?"

"Oh good, adult supervision. Now we won't be the ones in trouble when we are arrested for this." Thought ICE.

“Chemistea!” Spirit cheered, his mispronunciation brought upon by his childlike mind.

"Chemistry indeed, little boss! Let's do this!" Then he rubbed his chin, looking around. "...maybe not inside, though? Just in case this turns more explosive than we mean for it to. I want us to have beds to sleep in when this is all said and done."

“Ah” Spirit simply said, he temporarily forgot that living people need sleep, “great idea my assistant, to the outdoors we go!”

Mike saluted sloppily, as he always did, with a wink. "Tally-ho, then!"

There was a picnic table outside the cabin front door that was perfect for science experiments, if one was concerned about such things as not setting their cabin on fire. 

Captain followed the group outside, not about to refuse the chance to get some data on the other occupants of the cabin.

Mike put his hand on his hip, staring at the assorted chemicals. He wasn't sure wikihow was going to be the best resource for this portion. "...great. I may know how to do a great many things, but I think this might just be a little bit beyond me. Uh, ICE? You mind taking the lead here? I'll copy you."

Looking up from his phone, ICE nods, "sure thing. I watched a YouTube about this last night, so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing now" he walks over and confidently scoops up the pile, carrying it over to where he had a lighter and some can thing from the campstore.

As nerve-wracking as it kind of was, between ICE's chemicals and specialized equipment, they managed to make it work.

(Mike didn't think he'd be able to do this back home, but that was the power of a Donatello, he supposed.)

He might have been sweating a little, staring down the barrel of actually lighting one up to test it, but that was the next phase of the scientific process, right?

"Okay... here goes nothing, guys. What color sparkler should we light up for the test run?"

” The answer is obvious- we should do pink-“ Marco suggested.

“BLUE!” Spirit yelled, pulling out his best puppy dog eyes and clasping his hands together to put the appeal together.

"Marco, it seems we are at an impasse." Mike held up his hand to wiggle his fingers. "...but since I am contractually obligated to obey my boss, here, and you have some fingers left to risk yourself, why don't I grab a blue and you grab a pink, and we light 'em up together? If we did mix them fine, we'll get some cool colors, and if we didn't, the scorch mark on the ground from where we blow up should be twice as big and twice as impressive!"

...he was pretty sure there wasn't going to be an actual explosion, and he hoped Marco got the vibe from the teasing wiggle of his brow.

...maybe 95% sure, anyways. 

”Hm, alrighty...“ Marco seems a bit more tired than usual and he had a sweater on. “...lets get this thing done."

Mike raised his brows for real, a little concerned. "You sure you're in the mood for fireworks? Because if you don't wanna, that's totally cool too, Marco. I can light a pink one in your honor in just a sec." 

”. . .yeah yeah I’m fine, just a bit sluggish today. Besides, gotta supervise.”

"Alrighty then, just lemme know if I can ever do anything to help. I mean, yeah, I'm involved in this very irresponsible experiment, currently, and I can be really impulsive, and my mouth does tend to work faster than my brain..." where was he going with all this, again? Oh yeah. "But I am technically an adult, too, and I know how to share the load." At what point did that switch flip, Mike wondered. When one really felt like an adult. As a teenager, he'd assumed by 27 he'd have his life all figured out, that he'd know what he was doing, that he'd feel old and grown up and knowledgeable. He really, really didn't, but he was getting better at pretending, at least.

Mike handed Marco a sparkler from their pink pile, and then grabbed one from the blue, holding it up to Spirit demonstratively. "Alright, lil' boss, the moment we've been waiting for..."

He shoved the stick under his left arm so he could use the lighter, leaning forward so the ends of the two sparklers met. ...his body was a lot closer to this whole shebang than he would have liked, honestly, but whatever. One, two, and the lighter ignited, and with a careful application of flame to the very tips, they had liftoff! Success, they weren't exploded and the sparklers did, in fact, work like sparklers!

He grinned in his excitement and anticipation, snapping the lighter lid down and tossing it onto the table, quickly snatching up the end of the sparkler in his fingers and holding it out a ways so Spirit could get a good look.

The air crackled with the blue and pink light as their successful sparkler experiment started to sputter and burn its way down the length of the sticks.

Spirit did a little loop de loop in the air, his excitement clear as day “Yippee!” He cheered, “it worked!” He hopped from one spot to another, his little form unable to contain his happiness.

Marco held the sparkler away from him, his hands were shaking slightly. He stares at the bright sparkles emitting from the stick.

“. . Hm.”

Mike laughed. "It did! Take that, Bill Nye!" A spark fell close to his foot, and he hopped away as it fizzled out on the ground.

"Okay, now that we know they work, we need to share these bad boys with everyone! We definitely made enough." He leaned towards the open cabin front door. "Hey guys, our science experiment was a success! Anyone want to come out here and play with sparks?"

Leaning over, ICE smirked at Mike "I'm surprised you didn't lose another arm. It's probably for the best though, that's why I had you test it out instead of me." he leaned his head against Mike's shoulder sweetly, as if he hadn't just confessed to signing Mike's death warrant.

Mike huffed a little in amusement at ICE's comment, relaxing a little at the head resting on his shoulder.

He was glad to be the one to test it, too, just so nothing happened to the kids. But he did trust ICE's knowledge, or he wouldn't have tested it in the first place. "I think we're a great team, actually! I had faith in us."

Marco looks out to the environment outside of the cabin, his mask tails flickering in the wind. He hugged himself, this is all weird to him. Not the fact he's in a cabin with versions of his brothers, more of the sense of rare comfort, for once he isn't lurking in the medbay. He takes his goggles off and lets his eyes adjust to the light, he coughed a couple times.

He felt like he needs to work, that's what he's been doing before the apocalypse and during. He places the now burnt out sparkler and slowly stands up " I'm going to check the first aid kit, just to take out the unnecessary things in it. You guys go ahead with this... uhm... sparkler stuff-"

He walks back into the cabin and takes the first aid kit from the wall, he zips it open and started to go through the bag, he has done this several times already it became an excuse for him to get out of uncomfortable socialization. Also try to keep him feel like he’s doing work, he paused for moment to rub the dark eyebags underneath his eyes.

Spirit tilted his head to the side as Marco entered their shared cabin but he shrugged, he’s an adult, a child shouldn’t have to worry about adult issues.

He took a sparkler and waved it around the group, “can one of you help me light it up please?” He asked.

Mike watched the sparkler finish burning itself down in his hand, then dropped it next to Marco's own discarded one. He wasn't sure if he could help Marco - though he might try to catch him some other time when they weren't in the middle of a science experiment just to make absolute sure - but he could definitely help Spirit. "Sure thing, boss!" he said, grabbing the lighter and turning it on, holding it up to the end of Spirit's sparkler.

The sparkler lit up perfectly, sending a shower of sparks into the air to Spirit's happy whoops and Mike's sigh of relief. Another successful summer camp event!

"...now what are we gonna do with all the extras?"

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion

The AUs involved:

Hold Every Memory (me)

Ghost of the Past (@wandering-ghost)

It’s a Complicated Equation (@leilanising)

True Colors AU (@v-albion)

Fear's Embrace (@karonkar)

[deadn30n]

hey guys i discovered thread tracker and figured out how to use it :) i'm a VERY SERIOUS rper can u tell by these iconic titles

[rollinpinwheel]

Shipping with Pinwheel: A Survival Guide

Meta Stuff

I do not have mains, I multiship really hard! Everyone's welcome!

Every ship is its own universe.

No force-shipping will be happening or be accepted here

I do not do serious cheating-stories unless the existing relationship is Bad, as somebody in a very committed relationship this makes me very uncomfortable. I do not ever under any circumstances do cheating-stories between different blogs, unless it's for comedic reasons/crack rping.

I might do polyam, but only with one rper and our characters in our contained universe. That is, I'm not gonna have Pin date 2 characters from one mun each in the same universe. This is not because I have an issue with polyam, but rather the communication between the muns. I have had bad experiences with it, even with people I'm really close with, fomo and feeling left out, jealousy breeding despite us wanting it to work out, and it can go wrong just too easily that I'm not interested.

Pinwheel Shipping 101

HATE is Pinwheel's love-language. You'll see what I mean—

Pinwheel is DEMISEXUAL, I've covered this before, but he's not going to want to sleep with your muse unless 1: They have a strong connection, or 2: The hate-fucking is inevitable. Which y'know. Isn't hate a form of connection too?

Pinwheel has NEVER EXPERIENCED LOVE before. He hasn't had the chance, and he hasn't given himself the option to care about others for many, many years. He barely knows what friendship is, even less love. Isn't love when kids cheer as you perform and bring in the big bucks? If you were to awaken those feelings in him, know that you'd send him into an emotional crisis. Because caring about others is fucking scary and dangerous because they only want something from you and also robot-experiencing-new-emotions-am-I-broken-am-I-hacked-what-is-happening-you-did-this-fuck-you—

HATE =/= NO SHIP — Pinwheel won't be easy to ship with, and there are times where your muse might hate him, Pinwheel might hate them, or they both hate each other, before it transitions into love. This doesn't mean that the ship is doomed, or I'm not interested, it just means that Pinwheel's a mess sorry.

He's a SLOW-BURN character. Give him time to breathe, let the relationship evolve as it comes, focus on their chemistry and maybe even their friendship (or hatred) before expecting romance. Good things come to those who wait for murder robots to get their shit together

HATE-SHIPS ARE A THING — Hate is something Pinwheel understands. If your character hates him, there's nothing that brings Pinwheel more joy. If the hate is mutual, the tension can escalate. If it's one-sided from your muse's side, he'll get a kick out of it and may develop feelings from the fun cat and mouse game you're playing, and if he hates your muse... he might develop a complex. Which is also a whole situation.

HATE can lead to LOVE. Hate is the strongest emotion Pinwheel has allowed himself to feel for his entire life, and hopefully I've explained up above that detestation, bitterness, pity, anger and disgust, can be a gateway into allowing himself to feel other things.

DETESTATION makes him involved in your muse and what they do, it awakens interest, and might lead to him actually wanting to get to know who they are, and in turn, maybe there wasn't that much to detest as there were things to like actually..

If he is BITTER, it might lead him to think about your muse more than he would've otherwise let himself to do.

PITY might lead to actually feeling kinship or understanding, maybe he'll even grow protective.

ANGER are strong emotions that can lead to breaking points being reached, which leads to vulnerability, and maybe even a chance of breaking the ice that's formed between them.

And finally, DISGUST can be born from misunderstandings. Things he initially couldn't stand or understand, can be flipped on its head once the truth is painted more clearly, once he sees the full picture.

Summary

Pinwheel is originally a sex robot. He was designed for pleasing others, even if he doesn't acknowledge this part of his design if he can avoid it.

He was abandoned and forgotten at a park, left to rot while bringing in cash he never gets to see.

He doesn't trust that people have good intentions. He's got no proof that they see him as anything more than an OBJECT with FUNCTIONS he needs to fulfil. He's made for pleasure, he's made for entertainment, he's made to be a money machine.

It makes it a little difficult to grasp the concept of "love".

[zalimbane]

I'm a very serious rper , and my muse is a very clean, but very evil boy . i swear to gods above and below .

[cat-lover-amberlynn]

Sampo told me to make this. This was fun, I made my profile picture a cat.

THIS IS A FAN ACCOUNT not affiliated with Hoyoverse or whatever legal mumbo jumbo

secondly hi I'm Mel I go by they/he

Rules:

most ships are okay with me besides pro-ships, if you want to rp a ship, please let me know beforehand.

please use tone tags if you're unsure if I'll get your tone, especially if you're not trying to be rude

no racism, homophobia, transphobia or ableism is allowed on this page, if you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all

NO NSFW, while I'm an adult I'd rather not rp anything like that. I also can't really… write it well. If you want them to fuck just do what I do in my writing and just write it simply.

double parentheses or (( )) will be used for ooc/when I say something

Info:

Name: Amberlynn last name redacted

Gender: Female (specifically trans mtf)

Age: early to mid twenties

Tiny backstory: She lived in a middle class family in the overworld until she was outed as trans, then her transphobic parents kicked her out. (Probably around late teens)

Fun facts:

She seems a bit too serious to be a masked fool, however she does have a soft side.

Her and Sampo's relationship is probably closer to friends with benefits but any Sampo rpers that don't wanna go that route just tell me. (They both use each other, it's not a healthy relationship) Besides that they're pretty normal with each other. (Where else would Sampo get his dresses from? He's on the run!)

Like all good things of mine, she is very autistic. When she first joined the fools she was very unknowing of street smarts... she's still not the best of it, Sampo usually takes care of that though.

She doesn't do as much petty crime as Sampo so the Silvermane Guards aren't on her tail as much, but she does bump into them (successfully disarming them by romancing them before making her escape never to see them again)

Some picrews of her (will I ever draw her? Who knows!)

[leftrib-moved]

I've followed your other blog for a while, I was wondering if you recommend any roleplayers to try giving a shot at rping with?

I'll take a wild guess you're askin' specifically about Haz.bin / Hell.uva RPers since you sent this in to my Adam blog lol. But, honestly, I may not be the best to ask for recommendations. I have yet to interact with too many Haz.bin roleplays or really get to know any but out the gate I do believe I do have a few I'd recommended out of the people my picky ass has come to like over time via talking with them or watching them interact with friends.

@cxncrie / Star who's a friend of mine is someone I'd definitely recommend. She writes Alastor, Charlie, Lute, some other canons as well as some of her OCs plus a canon muse that's crossed over into Haz.bin. She's been great to talk to and write with, is rather patient with me despite how horrifically slow I write, has been consistently kind to me, and is the reason I'm even still in the Tumblr RPC funnily enough. All the stuff she writes is great, her writing is worth consuming. She's also one of the few people that seem to clearly communicate with her partners anymore or, at least, try to as much as you can when a bunch of people seem allergic to it. All around Star is great and someone I'd always recommend following / writing with if you vibe with her and aren't already writing with her. Also, her OC Nimue is great. Like. One of the few OCs I would ever genuinely recommend and is the first OC in a long time I willingly shipped some of my canon muses with on my other blog.

@shadowzgather / Tera is also great. I have yet to actually get proper threads fully going with her, albeit that's the fault of my slow ass more than anything, but Tera has been great thus far as I said. She communicates, cares about her muses, and writes them quite well from what I've seen. It's been fun watching her and Star write their stuff with Pentious and Nimue. Not to mention Tera does write the funny snake man quite well and is probably someone I'd consider making my main Pentious on my other blog. I do really like how Tera tries to do more with him despite how he was mostly a joke in canon, trying to emphasize how he can be more serious and isn't just a joke while also managing to keep Pentious. Well. Pentious. It's pretty neat to me how she manages to make him more serious while also keeping the quirks that make Pentious himself. This is to say I like how she manages it without accidentally turning him into an OC wearing his skin like I've seen happen with other characters with other writers.

@xluciifer / Luci isn't someone I've had a lot of chance to write with, again because I'm a slowass bitch, but Luci is also like one of the few Lucifer roleplayers I genuinely like. I've privately recommended Luci to people before but, hey, here's a fuckin' public recommendation now. They genuinely put thought and effort into writing Lucifer, they actually looked into scripture for writing him. He isn't just "quirky and depressed father" with them. He isn't just "omg innocent wittle man who did no wrong" with them. He isn't just "husband to Lilith !! omg precious ship!!". They also don't write Lucifer just to shit on Adam like I've seen several other Lucifer writers do. They have Lucifer be hostile to Adam a realistic and in character amount based off how they choose to write Lucifer. They're like a god damn blessing because I thought I'd never meet a Lucifer roleplayer who wanted to write with my Adam that didn't want to either harass / bully him, straight up murder him, or try and get me to write Adamsapple as an autoship. They're also just very sweet to speak with and quite nice to speak to OOC when we have / do talk now. Very nice writer, splendid take on Lucifer.

@edenhazbin / This is someone I have yet to properly write with, but from what I've seen myself and heard from friends, I've come to enjoy her interpretation of Cain. It's been quite interesting to watch Cain's interactions with Star's OC Nimue. Also, her Cain is just an interesting take to me because I typically saw people interpret Cain as some sort of evil, malicious, violent hellion. Making him unnecessarily violent and malicious to all, like some sort of edgy overpowered villain OC, but her Cain isn't that and is quite an interesting difference from that usual I tended to see.

I'm sure there's plenty more people I could recommend here but I'll stick to just recommending these four for now since I feel comfortable with recommending them. And this isn't to say I dislike anyone I didn't recommend or anyone who writes the same muses as those I did recommend. These people are just who I felt most comfortable recommending due to being friends with them, people I've talked to OOC, or people who know friends of mine.

[king-and-his-consorts]

Mun Mini Blurb

Name: Zaira (I go by Alpine on Discord)

Pronouns: She/Her

Age: 30

___ 4 Mun Facts ___

_ I graduated from college with my BA this year in May. I have severe burnout but damn does it feel good to be free!!

_ Sanji is a very delicate subject for me. He's been my babygirl failwife comfort character since I saw him in the Baratie arc. As such, I suffer extreme rejection sensitivity (we're talking like I get fuckin' nauseous lol) when people are super negative towards him. Which is super hard to avoid, because he's a dumbass bitch. Anyway, I will avoid talking about him to other OP fans unless I feel they're "safe", for lack of a better word.

_ My favorite fruits are peaches, watermelon, and cantaloupe.

_ I fucking hate maid outfits/maid kink. It squicks me out to high heaven. No idea why.

___ 3 RP-Related Facts ___

_ Being a One Piece fan for like over 15 years, I am very particular about Luffy. As such, I don't think I have ever reached out to a single Luffy RPer because certain types of verses can squick me out. So I avoid the possibility of them even coming up. I don't get it, and I can't really explain it. I'm just weird.

_ My favorite kinds of threads are where characters go exploring and find ruins or crazy artifacts. ...Or where they're trapped in a catacomb. Because I'm a dumbass anthropologist.

_ I have worked very hard to cultivate how I write Luffy. Two of my favorite things are making Luffy smother people with snuggles and to exploring when Luffy decides to act serious about situations.

___ RP Fun ___

What song comes up most when replying?: Into Darkness by Thomas Bergersen

Do you snack while replying?: Not usually. If I do, it's sunflower seeds.

Do you like memes or open starters more?: Memes but I'm usually too shy to send them, lol

Which of your verses/aus is your favorite?: Dark Dreams (dark circus au)

Do you have a song(s) you associate with a particular ship?: Into Darkness (Thomas Bergersen) for Zolu and Painkiller (Three Days Grace) for Zosan

___

Tagging: @ikkaku-of-heart @whiskeysmulti @kaizokugaris @fractiscruentamorte @climatact and whoever wants to steal it

[demon-blood-youths]

The Misadventures of the Pheonix and Chimera Sorcerers. Part 6 - Return of Wilson

Hi everyone. This is part 6. This is for my rper parnter; @the-silver-peahen-residence. This drabble came about after having fun on IM chat from the aftermath of part 5 between me and Peahen-mun. Some of the dialogue from Peahen's canon muses is hers and I want to credit her for it.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

---- Warning ---

More hilarity.

This is a long drabble!!

Incorrect gammar.

----- Summary -----

After an almost disastrous mission of retrieving one of Sukuna's fingers, Daichi is still grieving the death of an innocent and blames himself much to Megumi's dismay. So Megumi and his friends plan a way to cheer him up. However...during the weekend, things get a little bizarre. How would Megumi deal with this?

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The weekend is here and there are no missions giving the first-year students a lot of free time. However, one is not happy for the weekend. The sound of sobs and crying is heard from the room.

A knock on the door is heard before opening.

"Uh...Kisho. You're good?" Yuji Itadori comes in as the person in question; Kisho Hashimoto aka Daichi Pheon-X is on his bed, face on the pillow while Eito is on his back chirping, comforting him. Followed by Yuji, there's Megumi, Nobara, and Taz.

"Nnnnnn-" A response of a muffled sound is heard from Kisho.

"What?" Yuji said.

"NO!" Kisho sniffled, lifting his head. "I'm not! I can't get over it!"

"Uhhhh..." Yuji tries to rack his brain while Sukuna groans, rolling his eyes at this. "Is it about the Wilson the Goat?" Yuji asked.

Upon hearing this, Megumi groans mentally.

"Yes...." Kisho sniffled. "Rest in Peace...Wilson." Kisho sniffled. Megumi sighs, "Kisho...serious-" But Nobara cuts in, "Just let him be. He needs a minute."

"Over a goat????" Megumi asked incredulously.

Kisho snaps, "It's not just a goat, MEGUMI! He is a HERO! HE SAVED MY LIFE! That's like telling John Wick that it's a just a dog after killing everyone over it! Are you going to tell John Wick about it?!"

Taz blinks while Kinie snickers. This is entertaining. Kinie never thought a goat ate one of King's fingers and things happened from there. Taz was told about this after asking Gojo-sensei of who Wilson is. After hearing the details, Taz gets it and feels bad. For Kisho. For Sukuna. and For Wilson.

I mean...Gojo-sensei told me that he was running from a curse user and he got attacked from behind, dropping the case. I mean...it wasn't Kisho's fault. He tried his best. Taz thought while Kinie snickered. 'Still...it's so pitiful.'

"It's okay, Daichi. Think of it this way. Wilson went to goat heaven." Taz said, cheering him up. Kisho snffiles and nods, "Yes! As a hero, he went to goat heaven. He's a good friend." He said.

Megumi twitched an eye, "Kisho...you only met that damn goat for FIVE minutes!"

"A very good friend!" Kisho reiterated.

"FIVE MINUTES!" Megumi yelled.

"Five minutes is enough to know a person, okay?!" Kisho retorted, slamming his fists on the bed, making Nobara facepalm. Sukuna groans in Yuji's head, ' I really wanna smack some sense into him again. It's his fault that the damn goat ate my finger in the first place.'

Yuji sighs, 'But he got it back, Sukuna. Though...in a messy way.' He sweatdropped, remembering the smoky remains of Wilson the Goat when Kisho in Daichi mode using his curse technique,. Yeah, no doubt that will scar Kisho for life. However...the King of Curses isn't too sympathetic to Chunbiyo sorcerer's plight. 'AND HE'S FUCKING CRYING ABOUT THAT! IT'S JUST A FUCKING DAMN DIRTY GOAT!'

Yuji sighed, knowing Sukuna is still sore about Wilson eating his finger but still.

In all fairness, Kisho was chased by one of the curse users and he managed to outdo most of them except for one. He remembers seeing the injury that he sustained on the back. e was attacked from behind and fell into the goat enclosure. That's gotta hurt. But nothing hurts more than taking a life of someone.

'Someone?!' Sukuna repeated.

So Yuji can't blame Kisho and how he's feeling. He took it way too hard. Although hearing Sukuna panic about a goat eating his finger is kinda funny.

'HEY!' Sukuna yelled.

Kisho is still grieving as he explains, "And that same goat saved me from a curse suer! How would you feel if someone said your shikigami is just a dog, Megumi?" Kisho said.

"He has a point, Fushiguro." Nobara said with Yuji nodded, "Especially John Wick thing. Animals are innocent!"

"SO LET ME GRIEVE DAMNIT!" Kisho yelled. Rolling his eyes, Megumi is not dealing with this today.

Megumi groans, "Look-you know what? Fine. Just tell us when you feel better." He leaves, ushering the others to leave as Megumi is about to close the door. Kisho then says,

"AND TELL SUKUNA, HE SUCKS!"

Upon hearing that, Sukuna twitched an eye and summons a mouth on Yuji's cheek, "THE HELL YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE FUCKING PUNK!?"

Oh boy. Yuji widen his eyes but the next words that the four didn't expect from Kisho was this. He got up and yelled at Sukuna.

He yelled at him.

YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID! YOU SUCK! WHAT IDIOT SEPERATES HIMSELF IN 20 FINGERS?! YOU COULD OF MADE A FREAKING CULT AND GO WITH IT! SO SCREW YOU!" Kisho yelled before shutting the door close angrily.

Wow. Nobody expected Kisho to tell Sukuna off of all people. He was that mad. Sukuna is flabbergasted as he cannot believe that this brat has the audacity to tell him off. "I'm going to strangle that little-"

"Just drop it already Sukuna, please! You're not going to get through to him so just let him be alone.... "Megumi tells him, making the King of Curses grumbled. Kinie is amused by this. 'That is the first time he mouth off to you...' She tells him.

Sukuna sighs. 'Honest that's true princess that's a first...but...over a damn animal.' Unbelievable.

Yuji sighs. 'Just cut him some slack, Sukuna' He tells him while Sukuna tsked.

"I can see where Kisho is coming from." Taz begins and tells her friends, "Kisho feels bad because he blames himself for letting it happen. I mean if the goat saved him then he really feels bad. Because it's not the goat...it's the people that cared for the goat and the people Wilson left behind." Taz said.

Such profound words made Nobara and Yuji think. Megumi is not argue there.

"That's a good point." Nobara said. Yuji nods while Megumi sighs. Then Yuji has an idea, "How about this? Let's cheer Kisho up! I mean...he can't stay there all day. Maybe a movie can help."

"Can that work?" Nobara asked. Taz nods. "It's the least we can do! Kisho did everything as Daichi and he did well on his missions from Gojo-sensei said so far. It's just this one mission that made him so down."

Megumi made a face but he can't refute what his friends said. True. Even though....the previous missions were...solved in a Daichi or rather chunibyo fashion. He remembers when half of the house got blown up, or when Daichi threw panties and bras at a perverted curse spirit, and when Daichi defeated a curse user like Rioto and got him enroll at Kyoto High so Rioto can become a better person.

Despite the ridiculousness of all, Kisho proved himself as a sorcerer in his own way. Kisho being Daichi is something else. Megumi wonders what would happen if Kisho not being Daichi fare on a mission.

"Alright...let's do it." Megumi said, surprising everyone. "You're not wrong. Kisho as Daichi did well given...his way of doing things."

"Like when he threw pan-" But Yuji was cut off when Megumi gave him a look. "That and amongst other things," Megumi added.

"Like when he beat his so-called rival," Nobara asked.

"Yes."

"And even the part where he blew half of a house to exorcise a speedy cursed spirit that is hard to beat," Taz asked.

"That too," Megumi said. "Daichi did try to secure the case despite the finger not being there. I made the same mistake. So I said let's get him some food and find a movie that's best." He said.

Yuji and Taz looks at each other and smile. "Okay! Let's do it." The two ran off making Nobara chuckled and shake her head. "Hey! Wait up!"

Megumi slumps his shoulders but shrugs. Well...today is going to be fine.

Hours later, the gang return to Jujutsu High with some snacks and food. Taz brought things from the bakery, Yuji brought some chicken, Nobara brought some drinks and Megumi got some snacks and other beverages along with some shopping bags. They already agreed on what movie they're going to see.

As they return to the campus, Yuji talks with Nobara, "Jeez! How many do you plan to buy, Kugisaki?! You know we buying stuff for Kisho, right?"

"Huh?! Of course, I am thinking about him, you idiot! I'm going to help Kisho with some fashion sense!" Nobara said. This made Megumi sigh, shaking his head while Taz giggles.

"I hope Kisho hopes cookies and machta cakes! They're the best!"

"They sure are, Taz." Megumi smiles. "I think Kisho will appericate it-"

"Baaaaaaaaa~"

Everyone froze as they halted their return to the dorms. What was that?

"Baaaa.."

What the fuck was that?! Sukuna said in Yuji's head. Taz became startled as Kinie is up, hearing this. "What was that?!" Nobara freezes, "I don't know."

"That sounds like a goat...." Yuji said. Taz blinks, "We have a goat on the school?!"

The school became foggy as the four saw a shadow. A shadow on four legs has horns and glowing eyes. A familiar being.

Megumi muttered somethung under his breath, "Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me..." This can't be happening, damn it!

"No way did he come back as a spirit?" Nobara said. "Is he going to haunt the school!??" She said as Yuji got Taz behind him right away. Taz is also scared. Right now, the three are watching this as the goat stood still.

Sukuna can't believe this, twitching an eye at this.

And then.

"MAAAAAA~" This got the three into a panick.

"RUN!" Nobara, Yuji and Taz shouted, running away as the goat bleats so loudly. Megumi had to run too, running after his friends, "Damn it all!"

Right away, they went to the boys' dormitory and knocks rapidly on Kisho's door. "KISHO! OPEN UP!" Yuji yelled. Then the other opens the door and sees Kisho eating ice cream. Eating his feelings; of course.

"What? What's wrong?"

Nobara and Yuji are slowly pointing to the left, outside and says, "G..g.....g..goat...goat ghos..ghost..." They trembled while Megumi is saying nothing.

"What?"

"A ghost goat!" Nobara and Yuji shouted.

"A what now? Guys...are you messing with me?" Kisho frowns. Taz shakes her head, "We're not." She cried. Then he hears a bleat outside followed by a name. "BAaaaa! Daichi!"

The five paused. Nobara looks shocked, "What the?" Megumi is speechless that a ghost goat just spoke. Sukuna got up from skull pile and went "What the hell." Yuji is surprised to hear and goes to drag Kisho out of the room. "Told you! He really said something!"

As Yuji got Kisho outside, the school is foggy. The weather states there's a mist but it's more creepy when you have a ghost goat. Then the sounds of hooves clink against the ground, the teens watched something approaching. A goat. A goat that Kisho knows too well.

"Wilson?"

"Baaaa! Daichi, it is I....Wilson."

What in the actual fuck. Sukuna can't believe what he's seeing. Even Kinie is surprised.

Daichi...I am here to say thank you..baa. I am so glad to meet you! Baaaaaaa

"Wilson?" Kisho said.

"it is me...baaa..even if it's one moment. The pets you gave me made me haaappy."

This cannot be happening! How did a goat come as a spirit?!' Megumi thought. This surprised everyone and made everyone widen their eyes. Yuji, Taz, and Nobara are listening. Kisho already broke down, "Wilson! I'm sorry! I'm sorry I let you down! I killed you because you were possessed." Kisho cried.

Wilson shakes his head, "Don't feel baaad. I already live a long life. I am so glad to meet you before I die. Baaah."

Kisho sniffled, "Wilson."

Already, tears are falling. Yuji, Nobara and Taz are sniffling. Megumi sees this and is now...well he doesn't know what to think. "......"

Sukuna can't resist rolling his eyes. Oh brother.

'Don't ruin this moment!' Yuji said so Sukuna didn't say anything.

"Thank you, Wilson! I really sorry! You saved my life and all I did I took your life after my mistake." Kisho sobbed. Taz passes napkins to Nobara and Yuji who are wiping their tears away much to Megumi's disbelief.

"Baaa....it's fine. That finger tastes like trash...."

This little....they are not meant for feed! Sukuna thought. Kisho nods, "Does that mean you are going to heaven now? Goat heaven." And Taz is crying, blowing her nose out. But the next words that stop the crying as what Wilson says bewilders everyone....

"Naaaaaah...I am going to stay here for awhile." Wilson replied. A record that sang a sad melody for a good euogly has been scratched.

Wait...WHAT??!

Sukuna can't believe what he's hearing, he even forms a mouth on Yuji's cheek. "WHAT!? LIKE HELL YOU ARE YOU-" But Yuji tries to calm him down, "Easy Sukuna."

Nobara steps forward, "Soooo this means your going to be hunting the school now?" She asked, sweatdropping. Megumi's thoughts as he sighs, 'Nope, nope, no, no. This isn't happening...'

Kisho then asks, "Really? You want to stay here?" Wilson bleats happily, "Yes...baa...I like it here!"

Now Taz is curious, looking at her friends, "Does that mean we get to keep him?!" She asked, looking excited now. Kinie sighs, "Oh gods no.."

Of course, Megumi crosses his arms and gave his disapproval, "No. We are NOT keeping him as a pet!"

"Why not?!" Kisho cried. Nobara then says, ":This would be something crazy.." To which Yuji nods, "Yeah."

Like Megumi, Sukuna voiced his disapproval as well, "I will fucking kill this damn goat. No way in hell we can let him stay here!"

But nobody is prepared for what Wilson said to the King of Curses,

"Shut the fuck up, Sukuna."

Duh-duh.

Everyone went jaw-slacked in shock with wide eyes to the size of saucers including Sukuna and Kinie. And right away, their vessels can sense their inner cursed spirits fuming now. Kinie pops out from Taz's head in quoll, "How dare are you address the King?!"

But Wilson the Goat didn't stop there. Oh no.

"Your finger tastes like ass like a bad chicken fry. Kiss my baaa ass!!"

Nobody.

Nobody has the guts to say 'shut the fuck up' to Sukuna Ryomen, the King of Curses like that. Even Sukuna can't believe the vulgar words that come out of this goat's mouth and the attitude of this livestock who ate his finger and came back as a spirit. How dare he insult him like that?! Who does this fucking goat think he is?!"THE HELL DID YOU-" Sukuna is now furious.

"Sukuna? Wait, just calm down-" Yuji yelled.

"BRAT, SWITCH!" Sukuna commanded.

"NO WAY!" Yuji shotued.

"DID I STUTTER?!" Sukuna then forces the switch as he takes over Yuji's body. "I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU AGAIN YOU DAMN LITTLE BEAST!!!" He has fire in his hands to which Nobara tries to calm him down, "Sukuna, calm down!"

"NO!" Sukuna yelled. Kinie then sends out a kinfolk to kill this goat, "I will handle this disgusting livestock!" Much to Taz's fears, "Kinie, no, stop!"

But Wilson did something that shocked everyone. Wilson opens his mouth and his mouth grows disturbingly large, then gobbles up the kinfolk in one bite.

Gobble a spirit up in ONE bite.

Kinie is appalled and in horror. "Did...you....ate my KINFOLK?! You b-beast?!" Taz is now taken aback, "Wilson eats curses." Wilson bleats making everyone tense.

"Awwww..." Kisho said, clasping his hands and admiring what Wilson did. Everyone turns at him in disbelief and horror, wondering if Kisho went insane. "AWWWW?!"

Then the dark Phoenix sorcerer decided, "Okay! No more senseless killing! I had enough killing, and I am not going to kill again!"

Sukuna is now pissed off and growls. "This son of a-" But Megumi steps in, "Calm down already! I think he has proven his point" Sukuna swirled his head at Fushiguro, "You can't be serious!"

"I AM!" Megumi said, firmly. Sukuna goes to consult Kinie as she can't believe what she saw, trying to process this, "Don't worry princess I'll get that thing for such an insult!" Sukuna assures her. Megumi shakes his head, "Sukuna, just drop it."

"So what are we going to do now?!" Nobara asked. Kisho answers, "Look. Can we just let Wilson live here?! I mean...he forgive us! Also he can eat curses! He could be an ally!"

"No!" Sukuna and Megumi said in unison. Nobara replies, "Ehhh, maybe he can be a big help in the future maybe?"

Yuji is in agreement as he wants to switch back. 'Or at least something of a support friend to help us out.'

"Come on Megumi. Please! I want to make it up to Wilson and the mission! I can take care of him!! I swear. Pleeaseeee?!" Kisho is now begging. Taz wants to help out in looking after Wilson because animals are cute!

"Wait you thinking of having him as a pet-" Megumi begs but Sukuna cuts him off, "No way in hell!"

"I wanna help out!" Nobara had her hand raise.

'I do too.' Yuji said.

'Shut it, brat!' Sukuna retorted. So Kisho tries to baragin, "Okay yeah! I want him as a pet! Also! I can make it up to Kinie and Sukuna if that helps."

Kinie growls, "How exactly are you going to make it to me?! He ate my kinfolk and insulted my King!!" Then she points out, "Also why need a goat if you have a turkey?!" Kinie referred to Eito. Eito squawked as he is offended by this. Kisho retorts, "Eito is not a turkey! He's a pheonix!"

Megumi groans, "Kisho, I know you wanna make up for this but I don't know how you-"

"Ha! How about I skin that damn goat alive and burn the turkey!" Sukuna points at Eito and Wilson. Both spirits bleat and squawk at the ancient cursed spirits. Eito is squawking angrily at Sukuna to which Curse King responses, "I seriously will skin you too you fucking bird!!"

But Nobara pouts, "But Eito is adorable-

"DON'T GIVE A SHIT IT HE'S CUTE TO YOU! I'M STILL GOING TO SKIN HIM ALIVE!!"

So Taz provides a solution, "Guys....how about we ask Gojo-sensei about this? And see what he says???" That sounds like a good idea. Megumi sighs, "We can Taz and see what he says."

At the same time, Eito goes to Nobara, like being praised as cute. He nuzzles against her cheek. "Awwww..." Nobara smiled before nuzzling back. Sukuna sees this and growls. Yuji wants to switch back so he did.

"Just come on!" Megumi said, annoyed. Yuji thought, '*I wonder how he is going to take this....' Knowing Gojo-sensei, he knows what to do!

------- Minutes later at the teachers' lounge -------

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Yuji sighs mentally with an expressionless face almost matching Fushiguro's as Gojo-sensei is laughing his ass off, rolling on the ground with tears streaming down. This irks Sukuna and Kinie. It was so bad that Gojo unwittingly activated infinity, now levitating and laughing in the air, he even did spins in the air.

Kinie frowns as she almost pops a vein. Kisho had to whispered to Nobara and Megumi "Is this a good thing or..."

Kinie shouted from Taz's head, "STOP LAUGHING! THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER!" This made the petite girl winced. Nobara and Megumi don't know how to respond to that.

Taz whispered to the gang, "I think he's laughing that a goat came back as a ghost or the fact that Wilson ate one of Kinie's kinfolk."

Megumi sweatdrops, "Or it's both or more."

"Probably both..." Then a mouth forms on Yuji's cheek and shouts, "DAMN IT STOP LAUGHING, SIX EYES!!" Sukuna shouted angrily. Finally, after 2 minutes of laughter.

"Oh god..." Gojo snorted, trying to catch his breath,"S..sorry sorry it's just funny. It's hard not to laugh....." He said. "You're telling the goat that ate one of Sukuna's fingers which forced Daichi to exorcise came back as a spirit and wants to stay here. Oh! And he ate one of Kinie Ger's shikigami. Is that what I'm hearing."

"Right." Taz said.

"Uh-huh." Kisho nods. Gojo chuckels, "Okay..okay..okay. That's really funny." So the question was...

"So Sensei, can we keep Wilson?" Kisho getting straight to the point. And of course, Gojo-sensei answers, "Yes, oh yes, we can."

"NO!" Sukuna yelled. God! Why did they came to Six Eyes for an answer! Of course, he's going to say yes! Godamnit.

"Buuuutt...we gotta explain to the principal first!" Gojo-sensei snickered.

------ More five minutes later -----

Just why? Why? For the love of....

Principal Yagi had to rub his temples as he heard the situation. A spirit got the school on lockdown. Never he thought. A goat. No. A ghost goat is the one responsible. So Gojo explains it. Yagi had to look at Kisho right now.

He heard about the boy's exploits. Before meeting him, he is a boy aka Daichi Pheon-X, a naive sorcerer who has no idea what he's doing despite his cursed technique. Although the student is serious about his studies, he even helps out two girls in dealing with cursed spirits, especially one in peculiar; Miko Yotsuya. Even if he taught her for a while without anyone's knowledge. The boy means well. The things he done...were....eccentric and completed his missions with little incident. Well except for blowing half of the house when exorcising a curse but there were other things.

On one mission, there was a report where he threw women undergarments where in Megumi's writing that Daichi or rather Kisho made an educated guess that most cursed spirits are perverts and took advantage of the spirit's deepest regret and desires. It's either Gojo's influence rubbing off or this is another Gojo in the making. He also defeated a former curse user, Rioto and vouch for him in going to Kyoto school since he hasn't killed anyone.

"So let me get this straight. A ghost goat came-"

"His name is Wilson." Kisho said.

"Right, a goat named Wilson." Yagi begins, "This is the goat that ate one of Sukuna fingers which you have to exorcise, correct, Kisho?"

"Yes sir."

"The same goat came back as a spirit and wants to haunt our school? The same goat that ate one of the shikigami belonged to Kinie Ger." Yagi asked.

"Yes." Taz confirmed.

"And you want to keep him?"?? Yagi asked. Yuji, Nobara, Taz, and Kisho nodded except for Fushiguro who disapproved of it. Yagi sighs, "I see. I can understand why because he eats cursed spirits and you felt responsible for Wilson, Kisho. However...if a being like that came back as a spirit then it is prone to cursed energy. Meaning it will become corrupt."

"Like a Hollow?" Taz asked.

"Not quite, Taz. A cursed spirit. A dangerous one at that." Yagi said. "The only thing to do is store the spirit into a cursed doll or have it become a shikigami to have Willson properly as an ally." He said while the goat is eating something. Is that grass?

"A shikigami, huh?" Kisho thinks really deeply and he glances at Megumi, "Then how about..."

"No." Megumi answered with a scowl.

"What the heck, Fushiguro! I didn't finish!" Kisho bawked.

"I know what you're going to say, Kisho. You want me to have the goat as my shikigami?" Megumi frowned.

"Why not?!" Kisho said.

"Because my cursed technique is Ten Shadows Technique, I can only summon ten shinigami using shadows as my medium."

"But didn't you lost one or two?" Nobara said.

"I did. But...."

"So why not fill the empty slots?" Kisho said.

"That's not how it works, Kisho." Megumi said.

"Why stop at ten?" Kisho questioned. "Why not more? Like eleven or twelve?!" Kisho points out. " Just because it's called Ten Shadows Technique doesn't mean you have to be stuck with the name!"

That's actually a good point. Yuji and Nobara are wondering about it. Gojo hums as that was never brought up. Why only ten?

Megumi frowns, "You know it's an inherited technique, right, Kisho? Ten is the limit for sorcerers with that technique."

"Yeah. But there are no rules that it has to stay like that! You gotta go Plus Ultra!" Kisho replied.

"Wrong school, dumbass." Megumi retorted.

"For once, I have to agree with Kisho here." Gojo hummed.

"Yeah! Megumi! You're like a Pokemon Trainer! You can fill the slots." Kisho which got Yuji and Nobara almost tripped, they snorted making Megumi twitch an eye. Gojo tries not so hard not to laugh. He already hurts his side from laughter so much. Yagi just sighs.

"Remind me to hit you again after this." Megumi said to Kisho. Yagi sighs, "Very well, then I will make a cursed doll for Wilson to go inside."

"Baaaa~!" The goat bleatly.

"Seems we have a new guest with us now!" Gojo smiled.

Then the cursed spirits; Kinie and Sukuna want to have their say. Sukuna went first, "Why though?! that fucking little-" But Gojo cuts him off, "Oh come on, it's fine! Besides it might get you and Kinie a few laughs!"

Sukuan growls, "I rather burn that damn goat!!!" Megumi had to pinch the bridge of his nose. Just great. Great!

Then Kinie adds, "If he's staying, the King and I demand compensation for the insults!" She said. Making Kisho to speak up, "How about this! I make sure to make it up to you two! Just name your price!"

This got everyone to pause. Right now, Kisho is excited for Wilson to stay here but he's scared of Sukuna and Kinie right now. Kinie quickly says, "Fine! I want-" But Kisho cuts her off, "BUT! It doesn't involve Eito and Wilson!"

Kinie clicked her tongue. "Fine! I want a cursed spirit, not the weak ones that is 4 or 3. A strong one to replace one of my kinfolk."

"Deal!" Kisho then looks to Sukuna, "Sukuna?"

"I want to skin the damn turkey," Sukuna said. Eito squawked.

"Sukuna..." Megumi warned. Sukuna tsked, "I don't want anything from him. I have my princess so I'll spend time with her and see that she's happy again after what happened..."

Fair enough. "Alright then, I make sure to make Kinie happy with a new kinfolk." He said. Sukuna went back into his inante, his mouth disappeared on Yuji's cheek. Kisho slumps his shoulders, hearing this. A sigh of relief. He apologizes to Yuji, "Sorry about that."

Yuji laughs it off, waving his hand and telling the other not to worry about it, "No no it's fine..sorry about Sukuna and you too Eito."

Eito chirps and goes to nuzzle against Yuji's cheek, as he is forgiving of him. Kisho shakes his head, "You don't gotta apologize, Yuji. It's fine. The finger was something I was responsible for. That includes Wilson too." Kisho said. Yuji smiles and chuckles, "Got it. Thanks, Eito." He nuzzles against the creature.

And so Yagi goes to prepare a doll for Wilson to go inside. He needs two days. Kisho is so happy as he goes to give Wilson pets, "Wilson!" He said with a happy face as the goat bleats happily.

Sukuna groans, 'Oh give me a fucking break already' He wished he was back in Heian Era and not deal with this nonsense!

"At least he's happy." Nobara noted regarding Kisho's state of being now. He went from grieving to happiness.

So they have to spend time with a goat named Wilson during two days. And more to Sukuna's irritation, Wilson is now getting favored by the school as he goes around, getting pets on the head, "Baaaaaa!"

'GET OUT OF HERE YOU DAMN GOAT!!' Sukuna yelled making Yuji winced. Megumi noticed this, "Is Sukuna angry again?" He asked. Yuji sighs and nods, "Yeah."

Wilson hears this and goes to nuzzle against Yuji's leg. Yuji can't help but blush, "Awwww..." he goes to reach his hand out towards Wilson.

Sukuna made his disapproval, 'Don't you fucking dare pet that little-'

"Oh come on, Sukuna! He's not bad!' Yuji tells him, petting Wilson now. Sukuna groans, 'I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!' And much to Sukuna's displeasure, his vessel is not only one. His friends are also petting him, the pup Taz and the woman, Nobara. "I gotta admit, he's pretty adorable." Said Nobara. Taz giggles while Yuji and Nobara went, "Awwwww.." They went, petting the goat some more. Megumi sighs mentally, 'Oh my god.'

Then the goat goes to Megumi and goes to nuzzle against his leg. The shadow sorcerer stood still but...he pets the goat's head.

Just this once.

After petting it, the goat even in spirit form feels nice. He has to admit, the goat is a bit adorable but he won't say that in front of his classmates.

"So...are you going-"

"No." Megumi answered clearly to Kisho. Kisho pouted while everyone laughed.

The weekend so far has gone peacefully. It was good. The group decided to watch a movie in Kisho's room with Wilson there. What will be the next thing for our jujutsu students?

To be continued....

[poet-shimmer]

* rp rules.

fandom:

undertale + alternate universes (only)

requirements:

please be capable of proper grammar, punctuation, and multiple paragraphs (15+ lines). my ideal preferred length, for reference, is a message that reaches the sign limit of a discord message.

provide an rp example of yours so i can get an idea of your writing style. really, enjoying my partner's style matters more to me than the length. when i can really tell you're an eloquent, passionate writer.

be 18+. because of my own age, preference for a mature partner and dark themes. don't lie about that. please.

i have a bit of a 'funny' rule regarding ocs. i will only accept other canon characters (more about that below) *unless* you have an oc you'd like to pair up with swap!sans. even then, i won't accept just about any oc. thanks for understanding.

third person only.

be open to canon-divergence/headcanons. i very much enjoy hcs, and i tend to twist canon facts in favor of an interesting storyline.

*be active*. be capable of multiple answers a week at least.

communicate. i am very patient and forgiving with my partners, but if i constantly have to second guess if you're busy or bored with what's going on i might just cut ties for my own sake.

please, please, please don't let me carry the plot. someone who knows what they want in a plot and brings ideas would be so great.

tell me your triggers.

ooc chatter isn't a must per se, but it means a lot to me. it usually raises the fun and activity! dry ooc talk really affects my mood honestly.

playlists, moodboards and rambles/hcs based on the characters/plot? umm, yes please?? again, not a must, but *so* appreciated.

about the user:

call me rose!

they/them

above 18

CET timezone

10+ years of experience

can mirror replies with little effort

needs a plot

highly prefers discord as a platform

discomforts/pet peeves:

venting without permission

people who easily lose interest

triggers will be disclosed in private

yes men. please don't just say "i don't know" or "you choose" or "whatever you want!" all the time.

character information:

✅ will do:

favs

✒ ink

main!

lots of experience, lots of hcs

☀️ dream

secondary main

a bit of experience, a good bunch of hcs

🌊 swap

NOT blueberry

OC ship friendly! (only him)

🌑 nightmare

zero experience so far, but very familiar with the character and willing to try!

🗨 classic

☠ reaper

others

anybody who isn't on my 'won't do' list, really! especially if they're from classic undertale. toriel, alphys, undyne, papyrus... you name em!

❌ won't do:

any rps involving characters from...

underlust

underfell

glitchtale

x-tale

(+ any alternate universes of them. the story of underverse is not at all canon to my ideas. it's totally fine to like any of those! i just don't.)

ship information:

✅ will do:

any crack- or rareship you can think about. i'm serious. whether it's romantic or platonic (and always legal ya sickos). i wanna bring characters together most people wouldn't, discover fun dynamics!!

examples:

ink and classic

nightmare and reaper

swap and swap!napstablook

(those are still kinda tame, but you get the idea!)

popular ships are fine too! they just don't tickle my fancy as much.

❌ won't do:

romantic ships involving fresh, frisk, chara, asriel or monster kid

incest

important notes:

if you read and understood all of those, then please include this smiley [🫖] somewhere in your comment/pm.

do not comment on this post! i have a pinned message for you to interact with if interested. like it or comment and i'll contact you. (or just go ahead and contact me-)

(current) cravings:

i would give anything for a good drink (ink x dream) rp. really. so if you're an enthusiastic dream rper hmu as soon as possible, i b e g-

aside from that, i look forward to playing ink, dream or classic sans against any other possible character the most currently!

[hergan416]

😈 🎢🤩 for the emoji asks! :)

Thank you! (ask from here)

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

Oh uh. Hmm. I'm not sure. I ... don't think so. It's rare I'm thinking of "readers" when writing something, unless it's a gift fic, in which case I am usually just trying my best to deliver on the prompt that I was given. OR I'm thinking of readers and trying to do something they will like.

Although. I might be close with something upcoming, we'll see.

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

I feel like for me to consider my writing a wild ride... it would need to be on the longer side and I really only have a few fics that are long enough to even like. Qualify?

I guess simply because it's the longest and actually has a completed like "arc" I'll choose Poison Paradise. I haven't actually managed to do that with any of my other longfics. But it doesn't really feel like a "wild ride" to me.

Unless you mean the actual writing process, in which case Who's the Mutt Now?. It's not finished and never will be, but I fucking ate dog food as part of writing that fic.

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?

What kind of terrible question is thissss aaaa. I love writing so many characterssss.

Marco from One Piece is definitely up there. I love tragedy of immortality and he is so great for it just with (spoilers: all the loved ones who die in canon while he can't).

Seto Kaiba from Yugioh also has to be on this list. I can't have been a Seto Kaiba RPer for that long and not even mention him. That man has carried so much projection I can't even. (And also a fair amount of confidence that I don't/didn't posses but have gotten better about through him. I went through so much with Seto Kaiba.)

James Bonde gives me so few problems when writing, his voice is clear and I feel like he makes sense to me and like he always can fill his narrative purpose without going ooc. That's very nice to write because it comes easily. I love him coaching Louis in Poison Paradise. He's kind of this nice mixture between light/silly and serious so he doesn't ever get on my nerves or pull the story directions I don't want it to like Sherlock, but he doesn't make the story as heavy as other characters seem to. Very nice breath of fresh air.

Honestly, I think I genuinely enjoy writing the side characters more than the main ones with yuumori even if the main ones are my favorite characters. That's a little silly, isn't it?

But I will stay silly :3