#I'm a sad boop(er) now

[thepoetickitten]

I missed the boops again! 😭

[thefoundationproject]

I have to ask, how dare you be so good with 1) introducing blink-and-you'll-miss them-characters from canon and fully selling me on them/their personality. And 2) Rare. Pairs.

I mean WTH. I barely knew about Bacara but now because of you I think about Grumpy Introverted Space Marine every second of every day. Ponds! Glittering beautiful huggable Bro-Mom! Fox! 'Nuff said. Rex was already amazing, but Soft Wars Rex??? No words. Rex'ika is canon fight me! Kam'ika! Neyo! My prickly sourly love! I'd always wondered what kinda character would program WAC-47 ... Soft Wars Neyo would. He would 1000% no remorse. All of the Shebse and Edee and Chekar and the Fenns and Alphas and literally everyone. Just *chefs kiss*

And then the gosh darned rare pairs. Bacara/Rex make me gooey inside but also make me want to cry. Kit better bundle those boys up!! Fox/Ponds are the best duo in the galaxy and I want them to adopt me even if I'm supposed to be an adult. Jesse/Kix aren't a rare pair but the way you write them make them even better. Wolffe/Hardcase.... those beautful idiots... Vaughn/Neyo was already competing for top spot with Rex/Bacara(/Kit) ... and then you dared add Neyo/Bly .... I have no words that could possibly explain how much I feel that pairing to my very core.... thinking about baby Bly and Neyo being besties, reconnecting when they're older... What does it say about me that my favourite ships/characters have a (un)healthy amount of angst with them? (Nothing. Nothing at all. Because they also have a truckload of fluff so it over corrects to the other side)

(and don't even get me started on Neyo/Bly/Aayla(/Vaugn))

Just. All of it! Amazing! I've renounced the Lucas Film AU. Too sad, unrealistic. Not enough clones. Kot *tap, tap* to anyone who hasn't but I'm different. Glory to the Soft Wars AU!!

Hello! *Waves excitedly* welcome to my bucket!

I have spent many an hour hunting down those beans that had the barest billing, the smallest part, the shortest appearance and going ‘Behold, A Main Character!’ It’s best of both worlds: they’re not technically an OC, and they have a character tag on AO3 a lot of the time, and I can take the 10 seconds of them that we got and see if I can build a whole personality. Not offof those 10 seconds per se, more like ‘what kind of personality/experiences might lead up to this particular 10 seconds’. It’s a lot of fun!

Grumpy (but far less grumpy than he pretends actually) introverted space marine has taken over my life and I’m determined to drag every single person down with me. Ponds is just the kind of dude I really wanna hang out with, you know? He’s just a ton of fun.

Fox now, Fox is the character that works so hardto appear grumpy. He’s put so much time into that facade.

I sort of a little bit absolutely adore Rex bestest of all. And making him just a teensy bit shorter and a teensy bit younger and a teensy bit overall kih’vod-er than the rest gives my heart the happies. It’s so great. Also I have younger sibs and take great joy in reminding them that they are babies no I don’t care if you’re in your thirties now, baybee.

Neyo showed up one day and started talking and didn’t stoptalking and here we are. He’s such a lad and a bean and I adore his scruffy little face. I have a very clear picture in my mind of him working on WAC while WAC gives ‘helpful’ suggestions and it’s the sweetest thing. Neyo is very sweet. Don’t tell him I said that.

To be fair! If all the characters are already rare characters then the pairings will be rare pairs! Technically that’s more of a symptom than a feature! Right? Right???

Fox and Ponds were one of those things that Just Happened. I didn’t set out with any intentions at all just boop, one day there they were and apparently had been like that the whole time, who knew? Same with Wolffe and Hardcase. Hardcase was just always causing trouble with the Wolfpack and I kept going why Hardcase, why???? And then all of a sudden the Jesse-voice went ‘clearly he has a crush’. And then it turns out that Hardcase 200% aims high with his crushnesses and here we are.

Vaughn and Neyo, perhaps surprisingly, is the relationship I’m least happy with so far! I feel like I kind of Started With The Relationship and didn’t give the characters a chance to grow first. You might have noticed that they were the last really entirely new one that I introduced. After that, I wanted to back off a little and let characters grow as they will before diving into relationship exploration. I still owe Vaughn a ton of character building before I’m satisfied and willing to move them along. There areeeeeee three? Three fics for him in the WIP folder exploring the himness, and his relationships with other people. One of these days I’ll actually have Some Time and can get back in the swing!

(Bly/Neyo, as you might guess from the previous, was actually in the pipeline long before Neyo/Vaughn. I was just waiting for The Most Dramatique moment to drop that one. It was glorious. I got so much screeching. Love it.)

Rexcara is now like a Thing. Like a not-even-Soft-Wars thing. It’s out in the wild, frolicking free and I’m so incredibly STOKED. Bacara had like 10 fics total before I started writing him, and most of them were ‘all the CCs are partying…’ etc. Definitely zero shipping fics. And Rexcara was an accident! A one-time joke wherein Rex totally laid one on someone theoretically out of his league. And then Rexcara became this incredibly soft, incredibly amazing thing and it just clicked. And off it went into the ether and became its own living thing.

(And Kitttttt. Kit was a sweet little thing with Rex and it was so lovely when it managed to amble over to including all of them. They’re the sweetest thing.)

There is also a baby Neyo and Bly being themselves fic in progress. I promise it’ll be finished in mumble mumble years….

Thank you very much! I just really really really needed some stories with just … a lot less traumatic trauma-y trauma for Dramatic Effect. And also more clones because dangit! So that’s what the fandom’s gotta do friends, we gotta make this beast ourselves!

Thanks for reading!

[kawaiimysticarmy]

When Icyhot meets sleepy boi on Omegle

Warning: Very GaY and random

######You are connected to *Todoroki*

*Todoroki*: Oh my lil bby boi

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: My icy hot boi

*Todoroki*: I adore you\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I adore you most skks

*Todoroki*: You're my lil cannoli\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You're my precious cinnamon bun

*Todoroki*: You have the best quirk I've ever seen\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: No you

*Todoroki*: You are the sweetest boi I've ever met\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Again, no you uwu

*Todoroki*: This isn't about getting even\. It's alright to take the compliment\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Don't make me show my gay, as if I already didn't

*Todoroki*: Show it\.

*Todoroki*: I need to see it\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You son of a marshmallow

*Todoroki*: Is that an insult\.\.\.? I'm unaware\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Come here and let me cuddle you

*Todoroki*: I'm right here\. I don't think I can get much closer\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: \-glomps him and pecks him on the cheek\-

*Todoroki*: Are you chewing on me? I am once again, unaware\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I\-

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Maybe

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you never know

*Todoroki*: It's a good thing\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: heh

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: nya

*Todoroki*: Ah\.\. Is this just a dream?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Maybe it is

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Maybe it isn't

*Todoroki*: Sonny Bono tends to be in my dreams though\.\.\.\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You don't say?

*Todoroki*: It's true\. And he's usually crazy about you\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Is he?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Why is that?

*Todoroki*: I'm not sure\.\.\. It's Sonny Bono and some other guy\.\.\.\. But he gets arrested\. Every time\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Hm

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: That sounds normal

*Todoroki*: They were fighting over you\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Fighting over me?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Again, that sounds normal

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: unless it's not a dream

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: then can I ask why?

*Todoroki*: It's a dream\. Believe me\. I have it every night\. Why what?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Mhm

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: and never mind that

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: anyways

*Todoroki*: Go on\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Who is this sonny bono in the first place?

*Todoroki*: WHAT?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: yes

*Todoroki*: He's Sonny! From Sonny and Cher!

*Todoroki*: I thought you knew\.\.\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Well I didn't

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: until I searched it up

*Todoroki*: Good for you\. Knowing how to google, just like I taught you\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: 60's music isn't quite my jam

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I'm more of an 80's

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: so yah

*Todoroki*: I am blinking slowly\.

*Todoroki*: Just so you know\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I'm not blinking at all

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: is that normal?

*Todoroki*: For you? Completely\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Oh good

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I thought that something was wrong with me

*Todoroki*: You always do that\. Aizawa must have taught you to do that\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You're right

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: That's one of the reasons why my eyes are so tired all the time

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: but that's normal

*Todoroki*: Yeah, maybe you should sleep more\. Maybe you'll have the dream\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: eh

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: sleep is for the weak

*Todoroki*: \.\.\.\. I am so weak\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I practically run on coffee

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: and cats

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I also have an instagram account called x\.catsandcoffee\.x

*Todoroki*: Do you now? I haven't seen Instagram\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: yes

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: i do

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you should check it out

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: and perhaps do you have an account?

*Todoroki*: Check it out, check it out, check it out , yeah, yeah I'm feeling it nooow\.

*Todoroki*: I do not\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: how sad

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you should really get one

*Todoroki*: I deleted a few times\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Bummer

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you should get one again

*Todoroki*: It'll just get deleted again\. Nothing I can do about it\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: May I ask why?

*Todoroki*: Miley Cyrus never looked at the picture I tagged her in\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Oh

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I see

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: how it is

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: that's sad

*Todoroki*: I made her a picture\.\.\.

*Todoroki*: It was sparkly\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I see

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: How sparkly?

*Todoroki*: Oh very\. It had little snoop doggs on her shoulders\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: How ga\- I mean cute

*Todoroki*: Were you gonna say garsh? Because I was\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: m a y b e

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: b ut li ke I said

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You'll n e v er k n ow

*Todoroki*: I guess that is true, isn't it? ////

*Todoroki*: That means karate chop\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: hmmg

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: youll never know

*Todoroki*: What don't I know? Am I stupid or something?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you are

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I'm joking

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: boop

*Todoroki*: Well garsh, I'd sure hope so\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You'll never know icy hot

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you'll never know

######Disconnected