#I'm a sad boop(er) now

[thepoetickitten]

I missed the boops again! 😭

[kawaiimysticarmy]

When Icyhot meets sleepy boi on Omegle

Warning: Very GaY and random

######You are connected to *Todoroki*

*Todoroki*: Oh my lil bby boi

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: My icy hot boi

*Todoroki*: I adore you\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I adore you most skks

*Todoroki*: You're my lil cannoli\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You're my precious cinnamon bun

*Todoroki*: You have the best quirk I've ever seen\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: No you

*Todoroki*: You are the sweetest boi I've ever met\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Again, no you uwu

*Todoroki*: This isn't about getting even\. It's alright to take the compliment\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Don't make me show my gay, as if I already didn't

*Todoroki*: Show it\.

*Todoroki*: I need to see it\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You son of a marshmallow

*Todoroki*: Is that an insult\.\.\.? I'm unaware\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Come here and let me cuddle you

*Todoroki*: I'm right here\. I don't think I can get much closer\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: \-glomps him and pecks him on the cheek\-

*Todoroki*: Are you chewing on me? I am once again, unaware\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I\-

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Maybe

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you never know

*Todoroki*: It's a good thing\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: heh

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: nya

*Todoroki*: Ah\.\. Is this just a dream?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Maybe it is

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Maybe it isn't

*Todoroki*: Sonny Bono tends to be in my dreams though\.\.\.\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You don't say?

*Todoroki*: It's true\. And he's usually crazy about you\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Is he?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Why is that?

*Todoroki*: I'm not sure\.\.\. It's Sonny Bono and some other guy\.\.\.\. But he gets arrested\. Every time\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Hm

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: That sounds normal

*Todoroki*: They were fighting over you\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Fighting over me?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Again, that sounds normal

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: unless it's not a dream

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: then can I ask why?

*Todoroki*: It's a dream\. Believe me\. I have it every night\. Why what?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Mhm

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: and never mind that

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: anyways

*Todoroki*: Go on\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Who is this sonny bono in the first place?

*Todoroki*: WHAT?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: yes

*Todoroki*: He's Sonny! From Sonny and Cher!

*Todoroki*: I thought you knew\.\.\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Well I didn't

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: until I searched it up

*Todoroki*: Good for you\. Knowing how to google, just like I taught you\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: 60's music isn't quite my jam

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I'm more of an 80's

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: so yah

*Todoroki*: I am blinking slowly\.

*Todoroki*: Just so you know\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I'm not blinking at all

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: is that normal?

*Todoroki*: For you? Completely\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Oh good

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I thought that something was wrong with me

*Todoroki*: You always do that\. Aizawa must have taught you to do that\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You're right

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: That's one of the reasons why my eyes are so tired all the time

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: but that's normal

*Todoroki*: Yeah, maybe you should sleep more\. Maybe you'll have the dream\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: eh

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: sleep is for the weak

*Todoroki*: \.\.\.\. I am so weak\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I practically run on coffee

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: and cats

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I also have an instagram account called x\.catsandcoffee\.x

*Todoroki*: Do you now? I haven't seen Instagram\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: yes

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: i do

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you should check it out

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: and perhaps do you have an account?

*Todoroki*: Check it out, check it out, check it out , yeah, yeah I'm feeling it nooow\.

*Todoroki*: I do not\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: how sad

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you should really get one

*Todoroki*: I deleted a few times\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Bummer

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you should get one again

*Todoroki*: It'll just get deleted again\. Nothing I can do about it\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: May I ask why?

*Todoroki*: Miley Cyrus never looked at the picture I tagged her in\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Oh

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I see

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: how it is

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: that's sad

*Todoroki*: I made her a picture\.\.\.

*Todoroki*: It was sparkly\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I see

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: How sparkly?

*Todoroki*: Oh very\. It had little snoop doggs on her shoulders\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: How ga\- I mean cute

*Todoroki*: Were you gonna say garsh? Because I was\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: m a y b e

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: b ut li ke I said

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You'll n e v er k n ow

*Todoroki*: I guess that is true, isn't it? ////

*Todoroki*: That means karate chop\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: hmmg

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: youll never know

*Todoroki*: What don't I know? Am I stupid or something?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you are

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I'm joking

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: boop

*Todoroki*: Well garsh, I'd sure hope so\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You'll never know icy hot

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you'll never know

######Disconnected