#I'm a great jester

[sillylittlecourtjester]

BOOO TOMATO, TOMATO, TOMATO 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

HOW DARE YOU >:0

Stop hiding behind anon. You're the only person who's ever asked my blog about anything. I know it's you. Stop being a coward, @tf2fantasy-askblog >:(

[yashley]

laura in critical role one-shots* (part 3)

[bladehorror]

None of the modern terts we have work well with any of the genes we've been getting since like Flaunt and Flair. They either make the dragon look too busy (thylacine, koi, crackle, flecks, polkadot, wish), hide key parts of the primary genes (underbelly, points, scales, etc), barely make a difference (sparkle, spines) or just have always been extremely situational (looking at you, Peacock and Soap). We DESPERATELY need tertiary genes that can balance out the business of the new genes while adding to the appearence of the dragon in a significant way.

[nullusreimorio]

OH MY GOD???

YOU CAN ADOPT LIL BIRDIES WITH GREAT HAWK??? HELLO??? HE'S SO SMALL AND LIGHT I'm calling him Tern. Raven is a PARENT

[naffeclipse]

What would SJ eclipse be like as a Naga? 👀 absolutely terrifying, I'm sure lmao!! Also, what would SJ! Eclipse think of the photographer? Mashing aus so hard right now I'm frothing at the mouth 😭😭

Oh no. Naga SJ Eclipse is just as terrible as a four-arm Eclipse! He shouldn't be given any more means to grab and bruise you than he already has smh

That being said—

He has black and burgundy scales with red markings like diamonds full of warning up and down his tail. The frills adorning his head are dark and terrifying, like a poisonous black-blue flower. He's powerful, swift, and precise with his kills.

He doesn't think much of the photographer; an easy meal. That is until he realizes you are more respectful of the jungle and the creatures than most humans, and he watches how you stare in quiet reverence at the forces at work around you. You intrigue him. Mostly, he wants to see how quickly he can break you. Which, to his chagrin, isn't as easy as he suspects it to be.

With you, he's obsessed. He hates that you're not bending under his will despite your fear. Your every encounter with him involves you being tugged and twisted around like a little doll made to dance. His strength is terrifying. His size is overwhelming. He'll trap you in his coils until you stop squirming—until you learn that you can't keep fighting because if you do, he'll crush you.

That's the threat he likes to snarl. The promise chills your very marrow.

He leaves you bruised when you try to talk back to him and keep attempting to escape his claws. His loops twist around you just enough to give you a half-second of panic, unable to fill your lungs enough to breathe, but he loosens his grip before you choke. This, however, leaves the skin over your ribs colored in deep violets and indigo splatters. You're afraid he wants to see what he's done—his claws trace the bottom of your shirt, searching.

If he's feeling generous enough, he'll grab you by the wrists and drag you closer, close enough to hiss in your ear that he wouldn't have to be so rough if you behaved. He has a particularly nasty habit of grabbing your chin when you refuse to look at him. His hellish orange eyes flash when you whimper or gasp, but it's not enough—he wants you under his thumb. You'll give in. You'll see that the only way is his way.

[foolishsweet]

I don't trust the people who say this card is ugly/boring I really don't. People don't get this card like I do.

Unlike Rui, Emu and Meiko who have artificial sources of light in order to create ambiance, Tsukasa can't rely on it, the lights are too far from the center of the stage, he should need to stand on the spotlight. And yet here and now the spotlight won't focus on him, so instead he is gonna take over the stage tru his pure presence. He looks at the audience like he is ready to pounce and devour it whole at any moment. He gives way tru the shadows and dominates the space he has. The confetti ribbons fall around him in celebration, welcoming him completely. Bc when it comes to the stage, to the theater, both the lights and the dark belong to him and make him shine on his own all the brightest. but people don't get it THEY DON'T GET HER LIKE I DO I'M SO SORRY BBG THEY DON'T GET IT SHE LOOKS SO COOL UGH 😩

The name of the outfit is phantasmagoria btw. This is phantasmagoria Tsukasa (or Shadowkasa for short if you will, for the kasaverse). He went from King, to commoner, to jester, to literally just a shadow. my mans disappearing good god.

On a funnier note I really think they went like:

employee: boss, we did a dark choreography with wxs in Love Ka!

boss: splendid! This 3DMV is one of our best ones yet! but do they have outfits for that?

employee: ahhh no we don't :(

boss: mmmmm...Hey Tsukasa mind going thru it for your next focus event?

employee: sir idk if one clown outfit is good enough, we need one for Rui.

boss: what about his fes?

employee: ...

boss: ...

boss: Tsukasa, mind going thru it twice?

[its-your-mind]

assorted CR cast reactions to first (conscious) fjorester kiss

plus bonus travis turning bright red and dying of embarrassment and laura losing her entire shit as soon as the scene is done

[pstelwitchcraft]

1. The OG. Had us all on the floor shaking and crying when it happened. Extra points for Marisha having no idea wtf was going on. After everything that happened with these two, it's also now incredibly tragic and beautiful in hindsight. They were so young and free.

2. Every single time Mr. Travis "I don't do romance" Willingham decides to pull one of these, it's a delight for everyone involved. Laura Bailey is too powerful, even against her own husband.

3. This scene happened in the BREAD ISLE! Chaos took complete hold of the table for 30+ seconds and all everybody could do was giggle in shock. Extra points for Laura being possessed by a horsegirl and having no idea what was gonna come out of her mouth. Extra extra points for Marisha, once again, having no idea wtf was going on.

[shrineofprophecy]

Ya'll are so smart and detailed with your lore, very big-brained

Meanwhile I'm just like haha banana goes boom

[keysmash-pizzaplex]

I love how creative the DCA fandom is and all the AUs are super cool! But I wish y'all would tag your AU fics "AU" so I can find the closer to canon fics when I'm in the mood 😅

[the-river-runs]

Returning with another post from my wonderful friend! She made this lovely edit for @naffeclipse 's fic, Sleuth Jesters, and has asked me to post it to Tumblr for her. All drawings used in the edit were drawn by her (http.redshoes on instagram)

She has another message!

"Hello Naff! I’m so glad that you enjoyed the memes I made for you <333 I had fun making them and I’m definitely making more later >:)

Here’s the Mafia Boss!Eclipse edit as promised. I apologize in advance for the mistakes as I haven’t properly drawn or made edits because of finals 😔👊 (but now that they’re over, I have more time to focus on my art/editing skills)

I’m going to make another edit later on…but with a different Eclipse 👀"

Individual drawings under the cut!

[laptopcius]

For the first time in forever I got a chance to comb male love interest's hair 😭

[cheesesteakphil]

Tyche: A deity of chance, the personification of luck, bearer of both good and ill fortune. A decider of fates.

[vaguely-concerned]

*sigh* denim-robed magician. jizzard

[naffeclipse]

*shyly knocking on your door*

Hi!! <33 Stopped by to ask you if you knew @supershadicx250 did this lovely VO? :)

https://youtu.be/77jWyfoVsVs

(I'm still processing how actually creepy Eclipse is there x'D)

Hey!!! Oh my gosh, I had an anon telling me about this, too, and AHHH!!! Congrats on getting your animatic dubbed! That's amazing and wholly deserved!!! ♥

I am in love with the voice acting! I am stunned by how well the VA capture Eclipse's anger and dangerousness and general ickiness, and ohhh, the vigilante's was so well done too! I am obsessed with picturing Eclipse singing like that, just his voice, no music, no other sound but him, and how it really tenses the entire scene! *mwah* Beautiful work!

Everyone, check this out! It's amazing!

[cerealbishh]

"I will not be made a fool. I am no man's jester and no woman's cuckold! I am Andre Dacor Benicieux, le Duc de Monroth!"

🎥: @starcuffedjeans