#I'm PRETTY sure it was Dapper who tased him
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royalarchivist · 2 years ago
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Roier: You hate all the Mexicans, are you saying that?
Bad: Just Roier.
Roier: Oh, so you hate Roier because he's Mexican? Ok, yes.
Bad: No no no, I just hate Roier because he's Roier.
[Bobby and Dapper start playing La Cucaracha in the background]
Roier: *starts singing and dancing*
Bad: *starts dancing and hopping, then falls into the hole*
Roier: Oh! Oh... we are so close...
Bad: Nononono-
Roier: We might kiss, you know? We might kiss....
Bad: No, we will NOT kiss
Roier: MAN, why?! It's a- it's a friendship kiss! Beso amistar!
Bad: No, I don't want a friendship kiss from you.
Roier: *kisses him*
*immediately gets tased by Bobby and Dapper*
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