#I'm GREAT

[doodle17]

Finished Sonic Prime last night and you guys I am so okay

[akayna]

Gift from the partners in Canada 🤣💚

[everchased]

How're we feeling, Jack?

[in a whispered and trembling voice] i'm doing so good dude

[justamuppet]

Anybody wanna admit that they love me before it's 2023? Anybody? C'mon y'all, you know you love me-

[shittygaypornmagazine]

Warning: this is gonna be a LONG ask

I FINALLY READ THE STEPS TO BECOMING THE OLDEST TWIN CHAPTER

TAY!!!

YOURE WRITING!! YOU!!!! IMMA CRY—

Anyways HOW ARE YOUDOING? And also HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT WRITING???

On one hand I just wanna freak out about the amazingness that is this fic, on the other wanna hear a somewhat painful animatic idea that I hope to dive into once the school year is over? Yes?

Okay!! It’s Crows Feet by the Accidentals, the Reimagined album one specifically

It’s basically during the ROTTMNT movie and in the past of the future, here’s what I’ve planned out this far (it won’t neccesarily be these all in the same chorus, I might try to have it a tad long):

Car crash, hot flash

(Casey arriving)

It takes someone bleeding to get you believing

(Raph getting hit in the shell, Leo reacting)

A record spinning

Obsessed with the end when it's just the beginning

(Casey’s arrival, the turtles not taking him seriously)

Don't ask me to hurry

(Donnie present)

Impatience is simply the least of my worries

(Donnie future)

A soft expression

(Mikey future)

Is just enough answer to keep all the questions at bay

(Mikey future to Mikey present, both trying to open their respective portals)

We all risk the chance of mistakes,

(Leo when he lost the key)

cause we all need a little pain

(Leo in the prison dimension)

So that’s what that might be!!!

And I also wanted to show you a snippet from one of the songs that I personally associate with the prison dimension from my Why I Need To Go Back To Hell comic. It’s from Electric President’s Ten Thousand Lines! (Yes, I did intend to keep the tortured screams!)

No sun, just radiation here

Get it by the lungful

No time, no way to count the years Except by creaking sounds in your bones

(Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!)

(Ah!)

(No, no no! No no!) (NO!) (Whoa, no

no!)

(AUGH) (Aah!) (No no no, no)

(AUGH! No no, no) (NO!)

Sorry about the length of this, but I have a lotta stuff that I wanted to say, sorry

DO NOT APOLOGIZE I- AKDKGKGKJGKKS. THIS IS AWESOME. THE IDEAS ARE WONDERFUL.

And thank you sm, I- 😭😭

[raustenacious]

"wait what if I just-" *stabs myself*

[hazelcoffeecreamer]

I need to be smart, i need others to call me smart, I'm nothing if I'm not smart

But I'm not smart enough for myself. I feel repulsed if I'm called smart.

I'm talented

Not enough

Never enough

[silvermoon424]

For the purposes of this poll please just stick to birth names! I'd like to do another poll for names people chose themselves later in life.

[madness-of-void]

That...that's how it ends?

That...that...that's how it ends?

That...

THAT'S HOW IT ENDS?!

[respectissexy]

If you are not on Twitter but are interested in what's going on with Elon Musk's Twitter, never fear, I am back as your Twitter Correspondent.

So, on Thursday, 4/20, Elon removed all the "legacy verified" blue checks. That means that if you are, say, Taylor Swift or the Pope, and you have a blue checkmark because you have proven you identity and want to avoid being impersonated, that check mark went away unless you paid the $8 to subscribe to Twitter Blue.

The assumption was clearly that, despite all their blustering, when push came to shove the power users would nut up and pay for it, if only to avoid their fans being scammed using their likeness.

That didn't happen. As of 4/21, only weirdo Elon stans had blue checks. Those stans immediately got mad, because they had intended to purchase access to an exclusive club, and all the cool kids left as soon as they arrived.

To make matters worse for Elon, several influential shitposters began posting about #BlockTheBlue, a movement to block all paid Twitter bluechecks, and some even released scripts that would automatically block all bluecheck accounts for you.

However, some people retained their blue checks who swore they hadn't paid for them -- in particular, Stephen King and LeBron James, who had tweeted that they would refuse to pay.

Elon admitted that he had paid for these users' blue checks out of his own pocket. Is he trolling? Is it a weird simp move? Hard to say.

Now, as of 4/22, a whole mess of famous people have bluechecks who aren't paying for them. This seems to be a move to confound the automated Block The Blue scripts. Lil Nas X is tweeting angrily about how he doesn't want his blue check. People are speculating that a new policy has been silently rolled out to automatically assign a blue check to every user with over 1 million followers. Several people have pointed out that this amounts to false endorsement, i.e. implying falsely that a notable person uses or endorses your product without their permission, which is a crime. Blue checks have been posthumously assigned to Anthony Bourdain and Terry Pratchett, whose estates my money is on to be the ones to actually sue.

dril, famous shitposter and Block The Blue promoter, keeps being assigned a blue check as an apparent punishment for crossing Elon, but you can lose your blue check by changing your display name. (It seems really wild to tie the blue check to the display name and not use the username, but it became necessary after the era where all those legacy verified folks unleashed their inner Jaboukie and changed their display names to Elon Musk. As recently as last month a legacy verified user with 100k followers got banned for impersonating JK Rowling apologizing to trans people.) So dril just keeps changing his display name every time they bluecheck him. Elon and dril have been engaged in this game of cat and mouse all day. The "Elon bans dril and we all throw trash at him like New Yorkers defending spiderman" meme will probably come to fruition today or tomorrow.

[personallysunny]

NOOO…. please domt take all of them, who will I daydream about?? ☹️

No one and nothing<33

[socialistexan]

[designedparadigm]

[cozymodeonpoint]

senshi fans: learning how to make nutritious meals for themselves

laios fans: down bad

marcille fans: lesbianism

chilchuck fans: putting that man in situations

[lennydavillain]

Story time: so sometimes recently when I'm having trouble breathing, I've started craving a smell/taste that I could only describe as "air that has been blown through a tube" but I could not for the life of me figure out where I had smelled this smell or why it was different from normal air. Turns out, that's the smell of oxygen and I HAVE smelled it once, in a hospital in Colorado, and I just fucking forgot about this event entirely, but I've been thinking about this so often recently because APPARENTLY, when I can't breathe on a mountain (an isolated event) my entire family, aunts, uncles, cousins, everyone, they all gather around me in the living room of the airbnb, calling an ambulance, going "oh you poor thing" and praying to god I don't die, but if I CONSTANTLY can't breathe, and pass out on the dirty kitchen floor, no one pays attention to me in the slightest, let alone gets me medical help, and if I say "I can't breathe" it's "yes you can, you're talking" in an exasperated voice, and I'm left all alone on the kitchen floor praying to whatever being in the universe that will listen that I don't die, cause no mortal will fucking help me cause it hApPeNs aLL tHe TiMe, so it's fine and I don't need help.

[tittyinfinity]

I was hanging out at the karaoke bar, chatting with a beautiful woman, and we were really hitting it off. I threw a couple of flirtatious comments her way. She giggled nervously, but abruptly stopped and looked at the floor.

She told me that she was too nervous to hit on people because she's trans and worries that people will view her as a predator and that she might get hurt.

My heart sank. I let her know that she could hit on me in whatever way she wanted and I would LOVE it. We spent the rest of the night hanging out and flirting. We ended up making out. It was great.

But I can't stop thinking about how that wasn't the first time a trans woman has said that to me. About how unsafe it is for some women that they feel the need to give out fucking disclaimers to have normal interactions with people.

We have GOT to make the world a safer place for trans women. It pisses me off that there are men at the bar who are openly predatory towards me without fear of consequence, yet a trans woman is too scared to even fucking call me pretty. And that's because she IS more likely to face worse consequences for lesser things! Like what the fuck!

You need to always check on your internalized biases. Being queer yourself doesn't absolve you of transmisogynistic thoughts and behaviors. Being bi/pansexual doesn't mean you don't hold those biases either! If you feel differently about a trans woman hitting on you than you feel about a cis woman or a man hitting on you, you need to evaluate that.

Trans women, I love you so fucking much. You should be able to express attraction and love as freely as everyone else. I hope you can always feel safe around me. And I'll never stop fighting until you can feel safe period.