#I'm GREAT

[doodle17]

Finished Sonic Prime last night and you guys I am so okay

[apleasurableillusion]

Would it be insane to buy this

[akayna]

Gift from the partners in Canada 🤣💚

[justamuppet]

Anybody wanna admit that they love me before it's 2023? Anybody? C'mon y'all, you know you love me-

[shittygaypornmagazine]

Warning: this is gonna be a LONG ask

I FINALLY READ THE STEPS TO BECOMING THE OLDEST TWIN CHAPTER

TAY!!!

YOURE WRITING!! YOU!!!! IMMA CRY—

Anyways HOW ARE YOUDOING? And also HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT WRITING???

On one hand I just wanna freak out about the amazingness that is this fic, on the other wanna hear a somewhat painful animatic idea that I hope to dive into once the school year is over? Yes?

Okay!! It’s Crows Feet by the Accidentals, the Reimagined album one specifically

It’s basically during the ROTTMNT movie and in the past of the future, here’s what I’ve planned out this far (it won’t neccesarily be these all in the same chorus, I might try to have it a tad long):

Car crash, hot flash

(Casey arriving)

It takes someone bleeding to get you believing

(Raph getting hit in the shell, Leo reacting)

A record spinning

Obsessed with the end when it's just the beginning

(Casey’s arrival, the turtles not taking him seriously)

Don't ask me to hurry

(Donnie present)

Impatience is simply the least of my worries

(Donnie future)

A soft expression

(Mikey future)

Is just enough answer to keep all the questions at bay

(Mikey future to Mikey present, both trying to open their respective portals)

We all risk the chance of mistakes,

(Leo when he lost the key)

cause we all need a little pain

(Leo in the prison dimension)

So that’s what that might be!!!

And I also wanted to show you a snippet from one of the songs that I personally associate with the prison dimension from my Why I Need To Go Back To Hell comic. It’s from Electric President’s Ten Thousand Lines! (Yes, I did intend to keep the tortured screams!)

No sun, just radiation here

Get it by the lungful

No time, no way to count the years Except by creaking sounds in your bones

(Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!)

(Ah!)

(No, no no! No no!) (NO!) (Whoa, no

no!)

(AUGH) (Aah!) (No no no, no)

(AUGH! No no, no) (NO!)

Sorry about the length of this, but I have a lotta stuff that I wanted to say, sorry

DO NOT APOLOGIZE I- AKDKGKGKJGKKS. THIS IS AWESOME. THE IDEAS ARE WONDERFUL.

And thank you sm, I- 😭😭

[imthat1boy]

I need to be smart, i need others to call me smart, I'm nothing if I'm not smart

But I'm not smart enough for myself. I feel repulsed if I'm called smart.

I'm talented

Not enough

Never enough

[silvermoon424]

For the purposes of this poll please just stick to birth names! I'd like to do another poll for names people chose themselves later in life.

[madness-of-void]

That...that's how it ends?

That...that...that's how it ends?

That...

THAT'S HOW IT ENDS?!

[respectissexy]

If you are not on Twitter but are interested in what's going on with Elon Musk's Twitter, never fear, I am back as your Twitter Correspondent.

So, on Thursday, 4/20, Elon removed all the "legacy verified" blue checks. That means that if you are, say, Taylor Swift or the Pope, and you have a blue checkmark because you have proven you identity and want to avoid being impersonated, that check mark went away unless you paid the $8 to subscribe to Twitter Blue.

The assumption was clearly that, despite all their blustering, when push came to shove the power users would nut up and pay for it, if only to avoid their fans being scammed using their likeness.

That didn't happen. As of 4/21, only weirdo Elon stans had blue checks. Those stans immediately got mad, because they had intended to purchase access to an exclusive club, and all the cool kids left as soon as they arrived.

To make matters worse for Elon, several influential shitposters began posting about #BlockTheBlue, a movement to block all paid Twitter bluechecks, and some even released scripts that would automatically block all bluecheck accounts for you.

However, some people retained their blue checks who swore they hadn't paid for them -- in particular, Stephen King and LeBron James, who had tweeted that they would refuse to pay.

Elon admitted that he had paid for these users' blue checks out of his own pocket. Is he trolling? Is it a weird simp move? Hard to say.

Now, as of 4/22, a whole mess of famous people have bluechecks who aren't paying for them. This seems to be a move to confound the automated Block The Blue scripts. Lil Nas X is tweeting angrily about how he doesn't want his blue check. People are speculating that a new policy has been silently rolled out to automatically assign a blue check to every user with over 1 million followers. Several people have pointed out that this amounts to false endorsement, i.e. implying falsely that a notable person uses or endorses your product without their permission, which is a crime. Blue checks have been posthumously assigned to Anthony Bourdain and Terry Pratchett, whose estates my money is on to be the ones to actually sue.

dril, famous shitposter and Block The Blue promoter, keeps being assigned a blue check as an apparent punishment for crossing Elon, but you can lose your blue check by changing your display name. (It seems really wild to tie the blue check to the display name and not use the username, but it became necessary after the era where all those legacy verified folks unleashed their inner Jaboukie and changed their display names to Elon Musk. As recently as last month a legacy verified user with 100k followers got banned for impersonating JK Rowling apologizing to trans people.) So dril just keeps changing his display name every time they bluecheck him. Elon and dril have been engaged in this game of cat and mouse all day. The "Elon bans dril and we all throw trash at him like New Yorkers defending spiderman" meme will probably come to fruition today or tomorrow.

[ayo-edebiri]

#It's been months and I'm still grateful for this scene

[personallysunny]

NOOO…. please domt take all of them, who will I daydream about?? ☹️

No one and nothing<33

[socialistexan]

[designedparadigm]

[cozymodeonpoint]

senshi fans: learning how to make nutritious meals for themselves

laios fans: down bad

marcille fans: lesbianism

chilchuck fans: putting that man in situations

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce is a overprotective and kind of strict parent, but he is very lax in some domains where other parents wouldn't. Here are some examples:

His kids stealing money from him. You will never catch Bruce Wayne lecturing his kids for taking his money. In the Arkhamverse, Jason steals 5 millions from Bruce's bank account to buy his army, and the problems for Bruce are: he didn't know it was Jason so it stressed him a bit, and Jason used it to buy an army.

Stealing from him in general. What is his is theirs. Unless it's dangerous. (Cars are death machines for his anxious self, which is why buying another batmobile for the young justice is not acceptable, or is kids taking it for a ride. He did made Redbird for Tim as a gift for when he got his license.)

Stealing from the cops (he has done it himself so many times)

Stealing money from rich people. In Knightfall, Bruce meets a British vigilante named Hood who steals from the rich to give to the poor, and Bruce had NO problems with that. He likes the young man. Stealing possessions is an issue tho. (Dick should follow his Robin Hood's dream, his father is fine with that)

Hacking into government facilities or anything really. Unless it's to harm an innocent civilian, like a classmate, he will not say anything. Hacking the FBI? Good. Hacking a russian mafia? Ok. As long as they do it safely and follow Barbara's instructions, it's fine.

Lying to him. Bruce is always impressed when he realizes one of his kids lied to him and he believed them. He's the Batman, after all, they have been able to fool the Batman. When he learns that Tim invented a fake uncle, he is proud of him and he tells him such, because he made the Batman believed it.

[nalivaa]

i think the matrix should be haunted. as a treat <3

bonus:

imagine having thirteen ghosts watching you go through a break up and judging your taste in bfs. nightmare scenario.