#I'm 95% sure this has been done before but i haven't seen it so

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Here have a low effort meme.

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[ask-brainysmurf]

Greetings Brainy Smurf.

Spring is near, winter is coming to it's end. Since Crystal was injured because of a dare Snappy made that she couldn't climb a big rock, she's been stuck inside. I've been very busy and haven't had much time to spend with her. We're on our way home. Or at least where home used to be. I've gotten used to having so many other Smurfs around me all the time. Herbal said we're only going home to collect our things and then move to Smurf Village since it's presumably safer.

I don't know how to feel about that. For so long there was only me, Crystal, Seeder, Berry and Herbal as Smurfs in the world that we knew of.

Another thing, I'm an artist. I like to paint, woodwork,sculpting and pottery. Though I would be open to learning more art forms in the future.

Another thing. Why are there so many rules in Smurf Village? Papa Smurf says it's for safety but I don't know if I trust him yet. I've seen him injure other Smurfs before. He doesn't know that though. Herbal has never hit us and it's strange and uncomfortable and it makes me scared of Papa Smurf to an extent. I'm scared he will try to parent me when that is Herbal's job. He already lectured Crystal even though Herbal did so before him. He has tried to include us when he is reading to Snappy, Slouchy,Nat and Sasette on the other smurf.

I like Nat at least, he's not as loud as Snappy or as slow as Slouchy. Sasette is better since she learned better how I can communicate. She's more straightforward with how she's feeling with me and that's good. Though her catch phrases can be hard to understand at times.

Clumsy apparently came to visit Crystal yestersmurf. Probably talking about rocks. Crystal has this ability to make rocks and stones glow whatever colour she wants. I used to be jealous of her but we talked it out.

Papa Smurf has also been muttering about this ability for weeks now and I can't figure out why. Do you know since you know more about magic than I do?.

Sincerely

Colourful Smurfling

Dear Colourful Smurfling,

I didn't know that she climbed the rock because of a dare. That was very unsmurfy of Snappy Smurfling to do, and I hope Papa Smurf disciplined him appropriately.

I understand the confusion in meeting new Smurfs with strange customs, especially when you thought no other Smurfs were around. That's how I smurfed when I met the girls of Smurfy Grove. I don't smurf what I would have done if I'd had to move there!

Papa Smurf knows best, and his rules help protect the village and keep us Smurfs safe. As long as you aren't causing any trouble, there's no reason to be afraid of him! My version of Papa Smurf tends to be a lot less strict with newer additions to our village than he is with the original 95, but I'm not sure about the Papa you know. I would recommend talking to Herbal about your concerns, so she (he?) can talk to Papa and make it clear that although Papa may be in charge of the whole village, Herbal is the one in charge of you Smurflings. Perhaps if Papa has a problem with one of you, he can talk to Herbal about it, and Herbal can deal with the problem. Delegation and all of that smurf.

I'm glad Clumsy came to help out and keep Crystal company. He's so sweet and compassionate that way. As for Crystal's magic, it seems to be something on smurf with the magic Baby has, so it only makes sense Papa Smurf would be curious about it. It's a very curious thing.

Thank you for the letter.

Sincerely,

Brainy Smurf