#I'll try to just do all of the legendaries first anyways tho

[thatonebjp]

Just spent like 30 minutes organizing my custom card posts into "custom cards 1" for the set I did and "custom cards misc" for the other ones, so I can seperate them from my next set by tagging that "custom cards 2"

[honeymouthedtales]

definitely season 2 is game of thrones level intense. all the sex and heart seizing action? *sobs and screams into the void* yeah. season 2 is what the draws in new viewers. they haven't read the books but the tiktoks are crazy and that's enough for them to start a "omg should I have read the books first?" debate because of course the production of the show is gonna fuck up a little (I'm sorry, it's true).

maybe they change an important character to another actor (not markhyuck tho, but maybe mks father - wait but I think they make him hot/ter and now people are being questionable when it comes to him. "mark's gotta relax, his dad's not that bad" because he's a fucking charismatic dilf now and they make a fanbase for him🙄. but the ones who read the books will never turn soft or putty for that man😒 we had to shove food down our throats to keep from crying at the university dining hall when mark confronted his dad about never caring about him, we will never recover!

or they omit or add something that feels kinda off (I'M SORRY!😭) like too much sex. they actually have sex in Johnny's love nest! can you believe it?! like THAT NEVER HAPPENED, is what people are enraged about on twitter. and everyone's mad at the network for making mark disrespect johnny that much further but surprisingly it Segways into a johnmark duel-turned-brotherly-makeup episode. and maybe you consented. Against your will it becomes one of the highlights of the season. you might reveal you regretted it immediately and it's one of the reasons you didn't want to adapt it, because they would try to add or take away stuff, even though you were glad the resolution was done well and you're in a love-hate situation with the outcome because THAT STILL NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED.

it's like the best fucking season yet. it's what people remember and compare to the next coming seasons. it was just that legendary

I think Donghyuck's first heat interlude definitely starts out the third season. It happened in the islands and the third season is in the islands anyway

the third season doesn't have a full picture yet, so of course the daydream ends with episode 2 season 3, with dongsook rescuing mark from the water prison, only to end up having to unarm Yangyang with his hands and his sexiness. (I can't make myself daydream about the chapters after the water prison until ch58 unfortunately, they're still solidly 'on paper' for me). But maybe I'll do this again once the full tone of the arc is done playing out. this has been fun🤭

I'm going to sleep now

(I wrote this at 2am but didn't know if Tumblr would let me post the whole thing so I had to cut it in half lol)

how did you even manage to post all of this when another anon had to cut it in seven little asks fjehdsfjd

okay it’s very cute that you’re planning all of this, it makes me laugh so much

NOT THE SEX IN THE LOVE NEST OMG jhny would never forgive them ;; you’re so right about me i would be extremely bitter if a scene that i didn’t personally put there became the highlight, it feels like someone manipulating my son, is this what parents feel like when their son is dating the delinquent biker and doing stuff their parents never thought they could do? ;;;

also lol mk’s father was always hot i said it on ccs many times, it’s just, dh hates him so much, and mk is blind to anyone who isn’t dh, so there’s no one there to talk about how handsome he is lol we still hate him, he’s pretty garbage, toxic sparkly trash :)))

thank you for doing this, i’ll wait for part 3 after the arc ends <3<3<3

[wanderingbards]

Apotheosis Finale Spoilers //

Anyways here are my live reactions as I sent them to the gc. (I figured out read more's on mobile guys be proud of me!)

Note that I live react to so much, which is why I don't do it on tumblr. If you wanna see me actively do this live ig hmu? I'm doing a prime defenders binge and just got to season 2.

We now have Daddy and Robo Daddy ig

The kickback before we kill God

Kraft mac and cheese to partner with steak

Thanatos is self-employed and taxes are daunting

They're gonna take on the irs

EAT. THANATOS'S. DEVILED. EGGS.

HE IS SAD. EAT THEM!!!

WAIT PETER YOUR EGG ALLERGY.

OH SHIT THANATOS DO NOT ANIMATE THE DEAD NEXT TO GODS CORPSES

"Peter there was no forklift." I throw the forklift.

Bizly is preparing for more gay sex

"Do what you must, Peter." Bizly stfu

Rumi baby don't apologize to Peter please no I'm gonna cry at the whiplash-

"Rumi was supposed to know everything" Honeyyyyyy

"I want Rumi to describe what he really looks like" BROOOOO

[Upon Peter seeing Rumi's true form] Damn, Gollum-lookin ass 😔 /j

"I see you. And I love you." PETERRRRR

Gay people be winnin at all times

"...you guys had sex yesterday."

Condi is in disbelief

I kinda wanna know what changed in the character sheets. I hope they drop finalized character sheets for everyone

Alfhdhsjayag he proposed with the ring of spell storing!!!

Okay but Peter essentially promising he'll never get bored of Rumi is so sweet

THE CEREMONY SPELL IS JUST ON THE RING

"Yo, I'll get married for the tax benefits." Same tho Bizly

Rumi really buried their deadname god I wish I could do that

I wanna know how long Charlie's been planning that proposal tho to have the ceremony spell just on the ring

Charlie correcting the pronouns for Rumi ;-;

Rumi suggesting they give Thanatos a toaster to marry

Thanatos is making more devilled eggs

Oh my god Peter trying to figure out what Thanatos looked like before becoming a warforged

Thanatos was so offended by the concept of angeled eggs

[After Bizly's camera goes out for the millionth time] Bizly get a new camera please

PETER HAS 200 HP OH SHIT

"I would not marry you, Rumi. That would be polygamy, which is punishable by death in some cultures." THANATOS REFERENCED GILLION

Thanatos is amazed how much they/them bussy changed Peter

RUMI HUGGED THANATOS

[Spends 3 minutes explaining Camp Camp to Felix] Yo that was just like Camp Camp

Charlie and Grizzly defending their characters love for each other

Okay serious fight time Condi is taking over

Vision of the fall of the celestial realm

Oh

...Zuen worked with Exandroth

Tits on display

"So we're in heaven, the devil is in front of us naked and in a trench coat."

ZUEN DID GIVE RUMI THEIR VISIONS HOLY SHIT

Rumi said bitchin I love them

"Literally we go to heaven and it's the naked devil with a trenchcoat!"

Zuen gave Rumi the vision of Exandroth taking over Peter hoping they would kill him ;-;. At least, these are the implications. Zuen never accounted for Peter fucking Sqloint.

Peter's trying to Willy Stampler Zuen

-Felix: charlie and grizz absolutely binged dndads after charlie met freddy

-Me: Definitely

Love that Zuen's plan faltered because they let Rumi, Thanatos, and Peter team up

...Lizard is now a dragon.

"...I'm gonna kill Lizard now, I hope you know that." Lizard will never die Condifiction I know where you live

Thanatos makes jokes now he's so 🥺🥺🥺 I will babygirl-ify Thanatos don't test me

I guess Gillion and Thanatos are gonna fight at some point

Charlie's 2 pages of Zuen puns is so dumb

Rumi stop being turned on by Peter

Zuen breaks the 4th wall

Zuen and Thanatos dapped each other up what the fuuuuck

[After an Eldritch Blast] Charlie does so much damage

A humble 71 damage from Thanatos

"You meta-gaming bitch!"

"Dude we need to canonize Jesus, quick!"

SUNNY BECOMES THE SUN BEAST ONCE MORE

AWW HE'S A PROPER KITSUNE NOW!!!

[After Zuen resisted his first spell] I'm surprised Zuen hasn't used any of his legendary resistances before now

These three are in for shit

Welcome to tag, dnd style

"Touch me again and I'm going to tell my husband."

[Said with the same intonation as 'it's my turn with the xbox'] "It's my turn with the sun beast."

"Yas queen, slay him. Slay, Thanatos."

Thanatos is so excited to use Mageslayer

"Peter was smokin that gas, and now he's zooted."

I'm wondering what happens in the last hour of this episode

It seems like the fight is almost over but there's an hour left

Power word: Pain oh shit

...Yeah okay I'm in emotional pain

Rumi you bastard /lh

Rumi cancelled humanity /j

"Rumi? You're gonna need to disband the sex cult."

Rumi dropped their look consciously for Peter ELENAAAAAA

"Well...I love you, Elena. Let's do it."

They made a constellation for Thanatos ;-;

Aaaaaaand they made it so cursed

"Thanatos is spreading mad cheeks rn."

Elena and Peter my beloveds the only valid romantic couple other than Pistolwhip

Peter constantly using they/them for Elena is so good

Exandroth and Thanatos duet to end the episode ig

Elena bought themself a new outfit and it's very cute I love her and Peter so much

The world is jubilant. The world is happy.

Elena helping people that she grew up as and it's very sweet

LIZARD GETS A GIRLFRIEND

Peter reacquired the log shop

Lizard babies all get a log :)

Peter makes statues of Thanatos and it's so sweet except every statue is Thanatos brutalizing a different god

"Everywhere Peter touches thrives" oh shit ;-; that's where I break-

"And it's perfect"

The book that Elena gave Thanatos, the book of untold stories, updates with their current stories ;-;