#I'll get with y'all and ask if you'd like a tnak top or if you'd use a tote bag more

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Doc Holligay Memorial Even Though She’s Not Dead (Yet) Bad Ideas Fun Run/Walk/Drunkenly Crawl Virtual 5k! (Awards and Draw)

First of all, I want to say thank you to everyone who participated! It is very very fun for me to see all of you do this hilariously stupid 5k, that I think sums me up very nearly in total. It meant a lot to me, especially this year when I couldn't make some of the things I really wanted to see happen, happen.

ON TO THE AWARDS. So when I decided to do this, this year, I wanted to offer some extra draws for the liveblog and also either a running tank or tote bag with the 5k logo on it! If you've won an award I'll be contacting you shortly to ask which you'd prefer, and you were automatically given an extra entry in the draw!

ON TO THE AWARDS:

The timeiest awards

Fastest time, to the biggest motherfucker in the bunch: Mr Geeky! Who basically whupped ass in this department, with a fully go fuck yourself time of 24:19. I placed third , just so we're all aware of my rank here for years to come.

The DFL award, to those who dared to publicly be the worst of class: @amhrancas with an overall time of 1:25:00!

The stunning mediocrity award, to that boring person who placed in the exact middle: @vassekocho with a time of 41:21! Congrats on being the most okayest competitor!

The drinkiest awards:

Fastest beer drank: Me. It was always going to be me. I actually do not know why I thought it would be otherwise. Y'all cannot TOUCH my binge drinking skills, you adapted to the darkness, I was born to it.

Worst choice of beer for drinking fast: @elleskinner with a fucking IPA, what in the actual fuck is wrong with you.

The Doc Heritage Award, To the person who picked the combo most similar to mine (as decided by me*): @skylineofspace!

The randomiest awards:

Biggest pussy/had the roughest time: @seolh! For throwing up twice while drinking her beer! WE APPLAUD YOU FOR BEING HONEST.

Funniest writeup: A tough call but it ended up going to @keyofjetwolf for literally making me laugh out loud about Tori Amos

Ugliest race photo: None of you really looked like you suffered (Except I did see one of one of you that was truly incredible but you did not submit it) but I give this award to @automatuck9!

*Technically, Mike should win this, as he drank the exact same thing but I arranged it all and we compete on another level that requires we do the exact same thing, so I didn't count it.

OKAY NOW THE DRAW BELOW. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT IN LIKE...THE NEXT 12 HOURS.

@seolh you threw up twice but also won twice. TELL ME YOUR BIDDING