#I'll figure out conversions from USD to intergalactic credits later

[transingthoseformers]

Loyal subscribers! It is I, Lor- Commander Starscream! We are back to our biweekly addition of the Goodies Podcast, filmed from the quarters of yours truly. Let us check on last time's emerald infused crystals.

Hmm... yesss, the gems are looking quite good. *camera pans over to an especially green cluster*

>dashattack070! : //Ooh! Great! Will these be on the shop?//

And yes, @dashattack070!, these will be on the online shop tagged in the description box.

Now, today's recipe once was the rarest of luxuries: potassium tempered silica wafers! One of the few benefits of this pathetically organic planet is an abundance of potassium and silica crystals, known by the fleshies as quartz. *sets a block of elemental potassium, seven quartz crystals can be seen nearby on a sheet*

Now, the tempering is a delicate process, necessitating careful measurements of H2O, yes there's copious amounts of that dreaded compound on this 'Earth'. If you don't watch closely, you will miss the rea- *faint Rock can be heard from the stream, causing Starscream to jerk in place*

>lsk4owo29 : //what's up with the music?//

>fwl-0123 : //I thought SW put an end to that. @lskowo29 the GC will explain.//

@fwl-0123 is correct; I too thought SW had solved that little problem. I would rather not explain the music currently, lest it ruin our appetites. Now, may we return to-

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>fwl-0123 : // Damnnnnnn mech!//

>justalittleguy99 : //The slag was THAT???//

>bigbluebeauty : //Screamer what the fuck was that//

>53an-203 : //had to join stream quick, sttationed in the engine room. We heard that 'cross the ship lol.//

>slenderman3rd : //Starscream: Explain.//

>slenderman3rd : //Starscream: Explain.//

>slenderman3rd : //Starscream: Explain.//

Soundwave! Ah, yes, you do not need to spam the chat; message received. That, viewers, is an example of particularly violent chemistry. The humans consider potassium to be a rather reactive element. I apologize, my servo must have slipped and spilled the water. @therealsoundwave, and no, there is no damage besides of the ego.

*footsteps and a habsuite door can be heard slamming open in the backround* sTARSCREAM WHAT DID YOU DO

And that marks the end of our stream! Remember to like, subscribe, and activate notifications! Remember, if we reach the $50,000 goal on the high command GoFundMe, we can afford to purchase new medical supplies from Swindle! *click*