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askshivanulegacy · 7 months ago

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When you put it this way, it's like a Mary Sue traumatic backstory fanfic.

Which proves that cringey traumatic backstories are just baked into our DNA. 😂

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

#humor #idk tho i literally don't care #i think it's funny that there's so much hate over this little set of stovepiped off-brand Christian sect beliefs #but none over other religions #i just think if we're gonna make such a big deal over one of them then we should apply the hate and distain equally to all #drag all the religions through the mud #they're not more special or better than the flavor in this post #all the other religions have equally bizarre and problematic beliefs #this little version of Christianity is not particularly special or interesting #anyway having the basis of your religious 'history' being the so-called 'killing of a god' goes pretty hard core actually #I'd sign up to that one based on cool points alone..😂😂😂

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