#I'd literally start sobbing

[rockrosethistle]

Jon Matteson has been emptying his wallet on vocal practice and holy fuck it is showing. Every single thing he sang in npmd made me ascend to heaven a little bit. But now I really want him to cover Let It Out and Inevitable again. That might just kill me though

[stinkiesdraws]

[wam-my]

"This too shall pass." Alright, writer of Malevolent!!! I'm going to need you to hand me a few hundred bucks to pay for my therapy bills!!!😊😊😊😆

[variantia]

BELLUM. I'm sorry I keep saying I'll be here n then not doing anything, I really wanna be here but like my brain has been fighting me, I can't promise anything but we'll seeeeeeeee

but I wanted to let y'all know I am still alive

and uh even better

guess what I did yesterday ?

...

(did u guess)

I GOT

MY FUCKING DRIVER'S LICENSE

F I N A L L Y !!!!!!!!

yes I'm only getting it at 31 years old, yes it took me like 7-8 permits, $435 in lessons and $22 something for each permit, and 4 attempts at the road test to do it

BUT I FUCKING DID IT AND I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF

[soultoken-archived]

that blogroll already has a lot of blogs, and i already know i'll add at least two more to it, but even with a list that long i'm here thinking that damn. i could also make a blog for lupin and one for zenigata.

[spacefunclubs]

To anyone who followed me for Beavis and Butthead last year and now see me switching hyperfixations to Good Omens this year, I am so sorry (half lie)

[malachitezmeyka]

Okay so I'm DEFINITELY pmsing now got it

[brokenbutunbowed]

We've had a busy, productive weekend on the farm-side of things the last two days. All the chickens got an elector psp dip yesterday while the weather was warm and locked in the coop for once so they could stay warm overnight while they were wet. This might be my favorite chicken we hatched this year, she's a chocolate mottled Houdan. Very hard to get photos as she's constantly on the go lol

We also got our first load of 2nd cut hay for winter tonight. It wasn't supposed to rain so naturally it started raining as soon as we pulled in the driveway. We managed to unload the 25 bales in less than 15 minutes and, of course, the rain stopped only a few minutes after we finished. 🙄 I want to get all of this winters hay *before* winter so we won't have to take the trailer out in the snow and unload hay in shit weather, now that we have a barn big enough for storing that much at a time.

[boyapologist]

oh you know shits about to go down when you pick up your diary and hit play on ballad of the costa concordia

[n0vazsq]

Maneater | Pablo Gavi x Reader

pairing . . . gavi x secret!love!child!hamilton!reader

summary . . . When your biggest secret is exposed; being the secret love child of the one and only Lewis Hamilton, it seems like your life is over. But then when a boy by the name of Pablo Gavi starts liking your posts, it feels like life isn't so bad anymore

request . . . no!!

word count . . . N/A

warnings . . . none! reader is around 19-20! !! the way gavi speaks is probably not accurate but i'm too sick to fix it so !!

faceclaim . . . maria isabel!

alexavia yaps . . . whether reader is from a one night stand or from a established relationship isnt mentioned so its up to you!! DO WE WANT A PART TWO BTW?? i tried to include the lewis child lore as much as i could but like idk its more of a side plot! the last post it shitty asl but im too sick to fix it my pills are doing shit to me

f1gossip

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f1gossip 7 TIME WORLD CHAMPION LEWIS HAMILTON RUMORED TO HAVE A SECRET LOVE CHILD?! last weekend an anonymous source revealed to a popular british magazine that LEWIS HAMILTON had a 18-20 year old (age unknown) daughter! mother is still yet unknown but daughter is called y/n hamilton and has a private instagram Tagged: yourusername, lewishamilton

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username1 WHAT.

username2 excuse me???

username3 when i opened insta this was the LAST thing i expected

username4 oh jesus at first i thought she was his baby mama i got scared

username5 shes so gorgeous tho

username6 IUEYGTHSJIUHS??????

username7 WHT THE FUCKL

username8 LEWIS WHAT????? IM SO sHCOKED????

username9 MY SHAYLAAAAAAAA

username10 y/n is such a pretty name wtf? shes also so pretty sigh

username11 i mean with f1 this was bound to happen some time

username12 yeah but not NOW

username13 dawg lewis has had enough of this media shit first with the ferrari signing and now with this

username14 im giggling at the comments theyre so funny

username15 SHE USED TO GO TO MY SCHOLL??????????

username16 can lewis fight

username17 i'd think so yes

username18 TAGGING THEM IS DIABOLICAL

username19 MAMMA MIA??? MADRE MIA???

username20 i will NOT shut up about this until like 2498

username21 stop why is she so pretty

username22 THE lewis hamilton is her dad

username23 i-

username24 COME AGAIN?? WHAR???

username25 who is lewis hamilton? i got this on my feed i dont know who he is

username26 some random racer idk

username27 the comments being a mix of people freaking out and simping is so funny to me

username28 oh to have lewis hamilton's child

username29 WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF HES SO BEAUTIFUL

username30 Y/N?? YOU MEAN Y/N HAMILTON IS ACTUALLY RELATED TO LEWIS???

username31 I FOLLOW HER AND ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A SIMILARITY OR SUM

username32 SHE LOOKS LIKE HIM TOO

username33 CRYING HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE

username34 shes living the dream

username35 i feel so bad for the girl and her mom theyre gonna get so much hate just for existing

username36 sigh i wish i was her

username37 uh whos that? IM lewis' wife

username38 babe.....

username39 this made me laugh ngl

username40 oh god i've met someone more delusional than me that's crazy

username41 FATHERRRRR (literally)

username42 IM SREAMING????

username43 I ALWAYS KNEW LEWIS WAS A DILF

username44 i'm so glad her account is private so yall creeps dont attack her

username45 someone people here are outright DISGUSTING

username46 FR like have some DECENCY this man has a family

username47 sigh i want to be as pretty as her

username48 STUNNING.

username49 can he be my step dad

username50 THE GOAT

username51 ONGGGG

username52 FRRR

username53 the next it girl i can feel it

username54 OMG what if she gets with a driver and we get y/n paddock appearances NOT ONLY as lewis' daughter but also as a wag!!!!

username55 oh!

username56 guys dont forget that they are also human beings!!!!!

username57 THE SECOND PIC IM SOBBING THATS SO CUTEEEE THOO LIKE HER MOM PROTECTING LITTLE Y/N FROM THE PAPARAZZI???

username58 id let him hit me with his car

username59 uh

username60 parents (literally)

NEW NOTIFICATION: pablogavi has started following you !

yourusername

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yourusername life updates since my secret got out: 1. i've blocked over 2000 gossip sites and removed over 10k people from my followers, 2. i get 50 death threats every minute, 3. my face is in the front of every magazine (in a bad way)

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username61 oh girl i feel so bad for you

username62 gavi in the likes????

username63 only y/n knows how to make a life crisis aesthetic

username64 and to look so pretty while doing so??

username65 queen behaviour

username66 the outfit is not a want its a NEED

username67 50 death threats every MINUTE is crazy

username68 2000??? girl i know your hands were aching

username69 did lewis say anything about this?

username70 hes gone MIA and hasnt said anything

yourbsf don't listen to them pooks, okay? theyre just jealous because youre so pretty and because your dad is THE lewis hamilton

yourusername this made me smile so wide

yourusername i love you so much its unbelievable 😔

yourbsf me too 😔

yourusername lets get married and run away forever

yourbsf yes we should

yourusername ill buy the rings

username72 im still confused on why PABLO GAVIRA is in the likes like sir this is a bad time to shoot your shot

username73 y/n x bsf/name

username74 the otp fr

username75 the lack of lewis is concerning me

username76 fr like WHERE IS HEEEEEE

yourmother you look stunning my love 🤍

yourusername thank you mama 🫶 all your genes

yourmother you flatter me so much

username77 im not crying you are

yourbsf also check my dms i sent you a little message on SOMEONE peeking in your likes

yourusername ill check out right now.....

username78 im like 109% sure its abt gavi

username79 bro who the fuck is gavi and why is he so important

username80 aww y/n looks so cute

yourfriend1 glowing 🤍

yourbsf damn right she is

yourusername oh...😊 you make me blush

yourbsf well its the truth

yourfriend1 sigh what have i done

yourbsf oi shut up let me admire my beautful girl

yourusername i love you your/bsf/name

yourbsf love you too y/n

yourfriend1 i love you so much friend/name of course we'll never leave you out you're such an amazing friend we can't appreicate it you enough 🤍

yourusername are you okay??

yourbsf girl why are you complimenting yourself

yourfriend1 wow yourfriend1 you're so loved around here <33 i'm jealous

username81 HELP IM SOBBING THEIR CONVOS ARE SO FUNNY

username82 how is she so calm wtf

username83 if she ever gets famous NEVER pr train yourbsf

username84 Y/N DONT LET THE HATE GET TO YOU WE ALL LOVE YOU!!!!!!

username85 legit royalty vibes

username86 imagine being this beautiful sigh

pablogavi ❤ Liked by creator

username87 EH???????

username88 i am JEALOUS, ENVIOUS, GREEN.

username89 GAVI????

username90 i cannot tell if they are together or if hes flirting

username91 MY man

username92 gorgeous gorgeous girl

username93 stop i feel so bad for her

username94 the hate is deserved Comment has been deleted by creator

username95 sooooo is everyone js gonna move on from gavi's comment or...?

username96 holy fuck imagine waking up one day and your biggest secret is out to the world

username97 where to buy that hair asking for a friend

username98 if i could just maul every journalist and reporter that bothers her

username99 im waiting for the fics on her nd gavi

username100 y/n how are you doing so far

yourusername could be better, feel like crying everytime i look out my window

username100 you doesnt deserve the hate babe, we all love you so much

yourusername STOP IM GOING TO CRY 🫶🥹 THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH

yourmother you really don't, gorgeous. we're all here for you

username101 every being so supportive is so sweet like yes y/n fans are the best

username102 100% agreed

username101 like we ARE the best fandom

username102 EXACTLY stan y/n fans for life

username103 dont know if i should be shocked or unsurpirsed

username104 both

username105 HER BESTFRIEND BEING THE SUPPORTIVE OLDER SISTER FIGURE MY HEARTTTTT

username106 i just know damn well lewis is on the verge of tears

username107 SHES SO GORGEOUS I CANT

username108 if lewis doesnt comment on this i will personally go over to him and force him to

username109 me and y/n are in a parasocial relationship btw

username110 y/n and gavi are my dream couple frrrr

NEW NOTIFICATION: pablogavi has liked 8 of your posts !

INSTAGRAM TEXTS BETWEEN YOU AND @yourbsf

yourusername: sooo???

yourbsf: so this footballer

yourbsf: his name is gavi

yourbsf: and he has liked 20 of your posts

yourusername: whats the problem with that tho i randomly see ppl doing that

yourbsf: he followed you after the article gossip page thing idk got out

yourbsf: THEN he commented a heart emoji which YOU liked

yourusername: what if hes an undercover journalist you never know

yourusername: besides

yourusername: i do NOT remember liking his comment 😭

yourbsf: girl what

yourbsf: he is a world wide known footballer who plays for one of the biggest clubs in the world and has more than 17 million followers

yourbsf: i dont think he'd be an undercover journalist

yourbsf: and you didn't exclude him from the 10k followers you removed after you made your acc private...

yourusername: he could still be a journalist in his secret time you never know

yourusername: running a blog then writing "xoxo gossip girl" at the end of it 😭😭😭😭

yourusername: but like in my defense

yourusername: maybe he followed while i was removing the followers and i didnt see him

yourbsf: your defense is shittier than my shit

yourbsf: y/n don't play games with me you know how i am

yourbsf: besides you have to admit you looked through his acc

yourusername: FINE ILL ADMIT IT

yourusername: hes kinda cute.....

yourusername: KINDA

yourusername: happy now??

yourbsf: yes i am happy now

yourbsf: also kinda my ass your in love with him

yourbsf: i can see your heart eyes through the screen

yourusername: yeah yeah

yourusername: if i post another post and he comments something like a heart or idk ill dm him

yourbsf: bet

yourbsf: send me screenshots

yourusername: i wont bc him commenting in one post is just a COINCEDENCE

yourbsf: say whatever you want y/n

yourbsf: we both know the truth

yourbsf: make sure to capture the whole convo

yourusername: fuck off ❤

yourbsf: see thats the same heart he commented

yourusername: throw yourself into incoming traffic i hate you

yourbsf: you dont <33

NEW NOTIFICATION: pablogavi has liked 29 of your posts !

yourusername has posted two new stories !

caption 1: 💙 // caption 2: in barca 🇪🇸

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yourbsf so youre in barca now? do i need to remind you who lives in barca too?

yourusername hush

yourbsf did he like it yet?

yourusername before you even

yourbsf and you say he doesnt like you

yourusername ITS JUST A COINCEDENCE

yourbsf keep repeating that to yourself until you believe it

yourusername die

username111 PRETYYYY

username112 in barcelona for someone specific? 👀

username113 barca boy and barca girl, couldnt have been better

username114 please be there for gavi

yourmother stunning 🫶 take care and be safe!

yourusername will do! i've given my location to bsf/name and i'll share it with you now

yourmother your father will met you there, yes?

yourusername yes! we've arranged a meeting in this fancy restaurant

yourmother don't forget to send me pictures

yourusername i won't

lewishamilton ❤ Message liked by creator

pablogavi hermosa 💙 ❤

yourusername muchas gracias 🫶

pablogavi you know spanish?

yourusername just a tiny bit

pablogavi we can meet up sometime then so i can teach you

pablogavi how long will you be here for?

yourusername around two weeks!

pablogavi better come to a match then and i'll teach you if we win

yourusername and if you lose?

pablogavi you teach me english

yourusername yours is already good though

pablogavi i could use some pratice

yourusername deal

pablogavi ill need to contact you so i can send the details

yourusername is this your way of asking for my number?

pablogavi maybe

yourusername smooth

yourusername my number is XXXXXXXX

pablogavi sent a message

yourusername "hola linda"? really?

pablogavi im just saying the truth

yourusername you amaze me

pablogavi i'm glad

username115 love is in the air eh?

username116 that fit is so adorable omgg

username117 gavi gavi gavi gavi gavi gavi

NEW NOTIFICATION: pablogavi has liked 11 of your posts and 39 highlights !

NEW NOTIFICATION: lewishamlton has started following you !

yourusername

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yourusername when in barcelona 💙 ❤ VISCA EL BARCA Tagged: fcbarcelona, lewishamilton

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username118 y/n tell us everything that happened please

yourusername this is gonna be a long one

yourusername so i went to barca to discuss some legal and press stuff with my father then i got invited to attend a barcelona match in a deal to exchange language knowledge and they won so now i am receiving help in learning spanish

username118 thats a lot to take in....? anyway what happened with lewis??

yourusername he and my mother will try to get back together but until then they both own custody over me and now i am officialy lewis hamilton's daughter for real and you might see me in the paddock

username119 Y/N PADDOCK APPEARANCES LETS FUCKING GOOOO

username120 YES YES YES YES i dont understand why in barcelona but yeah IM SO HAPPY

yourbsf i love you so much gorgeous i hope you had funn

yourusername i love you more my beloved princess 🫶 i had so much fun but it'd be so much better with you

yourbsf i'll be hopping on a plane soon trust me

yourusername until then someone else will keep me company

yourbsf oh?

yourmother i'm glad you had fun in barcelona darling! i love you so much and tell your father that i said hi!

lewishamilton ❤❤

yourusername 🫶

username121 STOPP MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS LIKE ANOTHER BOMB DROPPING ON US FROM Y/N??? STOP

username122 girl is not even tryna hide it

username123 bro is NOT slick

username124 IKR???

username125 atp i think she WANTS us to know

username126 omg i died watching the match bc VISCA BARCA RAHHH

barcapix she's a maneater make you buy cars make you cut cards make you fall real hard in love

username127 SHES A CULER?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

username128 DID ANYONE SEE GAVI POINTING AT THE STANDS??

username129 YESSS OMG I LEGIT PASSED OUT

username130 THEYRE SUCH CUTIESSS AHHH

nicorosberg welcome to the family y/n, expect christmas gifts from me

yourusername thank you nico! will do!

username131 FUCK OFF

username132 NICO MOTHERFUCKING ROSBERG SAYING WELCOME TO THE FAMILY?????

username133 BROCEDES IS REAL HERES THE CONFORMATION

username134 this post might be the biggest headline of the 21st century

username135 ISYG BAJJHSSYHSUJKKIUHBHNJWMK

username136 I JUST CAME BACK FROM SUMMER CAMP WTF??? IS THIS HOW I FIND OUT LEWIS HAS A DAUGHTER AND SHE MIGHT BE DATIGNG GAVI???

username137 screaming crying throwing up

username138 killing myself because of this

username139 wait for me

username140 they should get a reality show

yourbsf take care of my baby sister, sir lewis hamilton. i trust you with her, dont disappoint me

lewishamilton dont worry, i wont. i love her more than anything

yourbsf good

username141 are we going to ignore this or what

username142 we have more important things to worry about (aka gavi)

username143 girl at least be subtle

username144 i wish i was rich

username145 HALA MADRID

username146 lets make this an actual book bc wtf

username147 so like when will it be my turn

username148 weirdest story of this centruy

username149 no lies said

username150 gavi liked and he didnt comment hmmmm

username151 oh jolly this is so beautiful

username152 THE AESTHETIC ATE UPPPPPP

username153 gavi on holiday with the hamilton family????

username154 who knows maybe we'll never know

username155 the whole family is so gorgeous wtff

username156 your honour i love them

pablogavi did you enjoy the match?

yourusername yes a lot! thanks for inviting me!!

pablogavi i'm glad you enjoyed it, see you next time maybe?

yourusername we'll see if my schedule is clear

pablogavi let me know then

username157 EXCUSE ME??????

username158 so he invited her so he can teach her spanish but then is asking her out again?????

username159 oh to be rich

username160 living vicarously through her wtf

username161 sigh i wish i was y/n or even just like a part of the hamilton family a servant even

username162 id LOVE to be her maid or sum

username163 Y/N GIVE US GAVI CONTENT !!!!!!!!!

username164 REAL

username165 im STARVING for lewis pics

username166 to be hot and have a hot boyfriend is the LIFE (idc that it isnt confirmed she basically hard launched with that pic)

yourbsf i guess those pictures you nearly killed yourself to take of the stadium were worth it after all

yourusername they always are and besides i just tripped over a loose concrete slab

yourbsf they dont leave them lying around like that stop lying

yourusername how about no ❤

yourbsf ill leak our dms

yourusername the dms in which you blackmailed and gaslighted me

yourmother what blackmail??

yourusername YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW

yourbsf it was basically when y/n was

yourusername STOPPPP youve had enough already

yourbsf ive gotten ZERO updates on the situation this entire trip y/n

yourusername BECAUSE THERE WERENT ANY

yourusername there were but i wont tell you until i come back because its vocal updates not text-ual updates

yourbsf i see i see

yourbsf WELL HURRY THE FUCK UP AND COME BACK

username167 this is the meaning of chaos

username168 PURE HAVOC

username169 now i understand why y/n's mother never lets them be together OR apart for more than 48 hours

username170 we NEED to know about the updates wtf

username171 gavi and y/n sitting in a tree

username172 id sell my left kidney to get them together

username173 THE AESHETIC. MOTHER Y/N ATEEE

username174 on my fucking knees for her

username176 id die and come back just to experience these photos

username177 our queen is gaining fame dni

username178 is it bad that im making heart eyes at her

username179 totally not, i too am making heart eyes at y/n hamilton

username180 my beloved girl and her barcelona boy sigh

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton reunited 🤍 i would rather her boyfriend didn't come but anything for my princess Tagged: yourusername

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yourusername aww thank you 🤍

lewishamilton anything for you

yourmother i'm glad you're enjoying the trip! send me lots of pics of y/n and her boyfriend for my photo album

lewishamilton will do! when you finish it send me a copy!

yourmother of course ❤

pablogavi congrats! Liked by creator

yourbsf sooo uncle sir lewis hamilton will you be able to take me to the paddock?

lewishamilton sure?

yourbsf great time to convince some drivers to marry me

yourusername youre literally 20

yourbsf and? i don't mind an age difference

yourusername try f2

yourbsf good idea but only the ones that are 20 or above i don't want to be a predator

yourusername or maybe become a wag of a diff sport like football

yourbsf so i can take the same path as you? This reply has been deleted

yourbsf i'll see

yourusername great!

lewishamilton should i be concerned?

yourusername no!!

lewishamilton alright....

nicorosberg congratulations

yourusername soooo will he able to come to family gatherings one day??

yourmother sure!

lewishamilton no

lewishamilton i mean sure whatever your mother says is best

yourbsf should i say it

yourusername DONT you dare

yourbsf fine

yourmother but won't your boyfriend be long distance? since... well you know

yourusername i didn't think of that

lewishamilton i did

yourusername YOULL FLY HIM OUT>??

lewishamilton no

yourusername brb going to sob my ass off

yourbsf great tactic uncle sir lewis hamilton now she'll tell me everything about them

lewishamilton thank you?

yourbsf you're welcome!!

INSTAGRAM TEXTS BETWEEN YOU AND @pablogavi

pablogavi: i'll miss seeing you in the stands

yourusername: i'll miss being in them

pablogavi: i think you're my good luck charm

pablogavi: make sure to watch our matches

yourusername: who knew the pablo gavira could be so cheesy??

yourusername: but i will

yourusername: i think i'm starting to like football now

pablogavi: you should

pablogavi: since you'll be coming to more matches now

yourusername: oh?

yourusername: well i'll be waiting for my tickets

yourusername: and make sure they don't overlap with the f1 races

pablogavi: don't worry about that

pablogavi: i'll have everything sorted out for you

yourusername: such a gentleman

pablogavi: only for the best

yourusername: you flatter me

pablogavi: they say its not flattery if its true

yourusername: what did i get myself into

yourusername: you're so sappy it's cute atp

yourusername: but anyway

yourusername: my flight leaves in 30 minutes so i have to go now

pablogavi: cute? i'll take it

pablogavi: text me when you land

yourusername: i will !!

pablogavi: have a safe flight carino

pablogavi: i'll call you asap

yourusername: gracias hermoso

yourusername: can't wait for it

yourusername has posted two new stories !

caption 1: i think i love him 🤍// caption 2: goodbye barca, i'll miss you 🇪🇸

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to be continued....?

taglist . . . @barcapix ,, @f1lover55 ,, @ilovebarcaaaa ,, @notm4d1 ,, @httpsdana ,, @paucubarsisimp ,, @bernalswifeyy ,, @nngkay ,, @justaf1girl ,, @iamred-iamyellow (lmk if you want to join the taglist!)

[hatethysinner]

Ooh for part 3 papa Remmick headcanaon(still tween age)....

What about w her first her heartbreak, him helping her get through it and him ending the night saying ya know who loves ya?

ᴘᴀᴘᴀ!ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ ᴘᴛ. 3

ᴀ/ɴ: THE END OF AN ERA (part 1, part 2)!!!!!!! as the final papa!remmick headcanons post, i knew i needed to go out with a bang. and that i did, with this clocking in as the longest work of the series (i had no idea i hit 1k words until i was literally abt to post like the tunnel vision was crazy). i def got carried away with the teenage romance dynamic like let me have my disney channel moments okay?? it was so fun to do these and i can't encourage yall enough to ask for more headcanon ideas! they're one of my favorite ways to write and i'd love to diversify my offerings in this department so WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: papa!remmick but now his little girl is all grown up (teen). he can't handle it, naturally. unexpectedly excessive use of second person and protective father shenanigans throughout, especially in the beginning.

when she first mentioned a boy she liked, ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ just sat dead silent for a full minute. no expression. just stared bullets through the wall in front of him.

“i wanna meet him,” was all he said. and by meet, he meant interview.

the first time a boy came to pick her up, ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ was already waiting on the porch before the car pulled in. coat buttoned. chain glinting. stared the poor kid down as he approached.

“step up. speak clear. look me in the eye.”

“you’ll have her back by ten. you’ll treat her like the only thing god ever got right. and if ya don’t, me and ya are gonna have a very quiet conversation y’won’t walk away from.”

needless to say, he got her home EARLY 😭. it earned the tiniest smile from ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ.

curfew isn’t just a rule to this man, it’s a contract. ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ does NOT play about this.

“ten means ten, baby. y’don’t walk in that door at ten, i’m comin’ out to find ya. and i won’t need no directions.”

teenagers will do what teenagers will do, and she was late. once. ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ didn’t raise his voice, never does when it comes to her, he simply sat her down and jumped into one of his famous hour-long “conversations.”

“ya break curfew, ya break my trust. don’t make me put locks on that door, now.”

would ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ actually lock his baby out of the house? no, but he sure did make her believe it.

obviously, ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ doesn’t forbid her from going out, but she's not going anywhere without full government names and addresses on file. you tried to tell him he’s being just a tad bit dramatic, and he looked at you like you were crazy.

“I’m bein’ prepared,” he corrected.

oh do not ask ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ about her first heartbreak. as soon as she stepped through the door sobbing, he wrapped her up in his arms, guided her to the couch, and let her cry rivers into his chest. He gently traced slow, steady circles against her back the whole time.

“i got ya, baby. papa’s right here. let it out.”

the second night, when the crying started again, you caught ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ pacing the front porch, jaw clenched, eyes practically flaming.

“i swear to god,” he muttered, “if i hear my baby cry like that again, i’ll-”

you had to place your hand on his chest to steady him. “remmick, breathe.”

every morning after, ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ tried everything to lift her mood. her favorite breakfast, more notes tucked away in her lunchbox, surprise gifts he’d carefully picked out weeks before, just waiting for the right moment.

at night, when she couldn’t sleep, ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ sat on her bed like he used to when she was little. whispered stories, sang old songs in that low, off-key hum with her name in the chorus. anything to make her feel safe enough to rest.

and when she finally, truly, smiled again, ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ looked awestruck, as if he was seeing sunlight after weeks of rain.

“that’s my girl. lord, i missed that smile.”

back to your regularly scheduled general headcanons, ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ still does her hair, just not every week anymore. only on special occasions. picture day, family outings, anything of the like. he never says no anytime she asks. if anything, he GLOWS when she does. best believe he hasn’t forgotten about the three kisses either.

“look at my beautiful girl. best thing I ever did.”

ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ taught her how to slow dance one random evening. just put on his favorite record while you were all in the living room, taking your hand first and giving you a spin, then hers. she giggled when he spun her, and he did too.

you don’t know how to process the softness on ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ's face when he sees the two of you together, doing just about anything. he’ll brush it off, but you always see his eyes get misty at the sight, knowing that he can’t believe he got so lucky.

ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ still does her wake-up calls the same way. a forehead kiss, a soft gravelly “mornin’, baby girl.” she groans and tries to hide under the blanket, but he just chuckles and pulls it back. “can’t outrun papa.”

every time she tries a new hobby or skill (which is often), ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ’s her #1 hype man. it doesn’t matter WHAT it is, he will be there no matter what.

“whatever’s yours is mine to cheer for, baby.”

yes, they will have full on conversations in gaelic and no, they will not tell you what they’re saying. ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ’s SO proud she’s fluent now.

she fully leans into her vampiric features at home. paints her nails with glittery polish that makes her claws shimmer, matches her eye makeup to the faint glow in her pupils, and absolutely loves practicing her high jumps in the backyard just to show off. ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ always watches with a toothy smile on his face and his hand over his heart like it’s about to burst with pride.

movie nights mean all three of you curled up under the biggest blanket in the house, with ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ in the middle so he can wrap an arm around both of his girls.

i'm a firm believer that ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ loves hats (especially flat caps à la lady chatterly's lover) and she steals them ALL THE TIME! he pretends to be annoyed, but secretly adores it.

“ya tryin’ to steal my look now, baby?”

“i wear it better, papa.”

family photos still cover every inch of his side of the bedroom and the ones he can't place anymore dot the rest of the house. he prints new ones constantly, arranges them carefully, and dusts them like they’re sacred relics.

ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ still checks on her while she sleeps. still fixes her blanket. still stands in the doorway a moment too long. because no matter how old she gets, she’s still his little girl. always will be.

and every single night, when the house is quiet and the world has slowed down, ʀᴇᴍᴍɪᴄᴋ still leans in and whispers:

“ya know who loves ya?”

“you do, papa.”

“damn right I do.”

every time.

forever.

[cookinguptales]

oh my god, I might literally throw a party. I might literally buy myself a cake tonight. thank you, thank you, thank you, Pete Buttigieg.

things that have happened to me specifically while flying american:

being asked to stand in a very long line to check my bag before they'd let me have access to a wheelchair

not being picked up by an attendant in time to get to my flight despite arriving over two hours early

being loaded into a broken accessible bathroom. the door wouldn't close all the way so my naked body was visible to people in the terminal.

being refused restroom access at all, sometimes for hours at a time. I'd say that this one happens about 80% of the time when I fly, especially when getting off the plane.

being denied stops for food at the airport as well

being left outside a restroom for over an hour because the attendant straight-up left. I had to TWEET AT THE AIRPORT FOR HELP because I knew being public was the only thing that would work.

being left on plane for over 45 minutes for the same exact reason. once off the plane, I was left at the gate for an additional hour. my parents, waiting for me at baggage, were frantic. a gate agent got into a screaming match with a wheelchair attendant. it was wild.

having a wheelchair attendant harass me about my homosexuality the entire time they took me through the airport; I'd just come from pride and had an identifying t-shirt. I couldn't get away from them or their lectures about being a good christian.

never being collected for a connecting flight, forcing me to walk or miss the flight. I dislocated my shoulder trying to get there.

once I was loaded onto a shuttle but no one bothered UNloading me, so I had to bang on the glass to get passersby's attention

not being preboarded a solid... I'd say 20% of the time. this is important because preboarding means I don't need to stand for an extended period in a narrow aisle behind people putting their things away, and also provides me with additional space to put away my accessibility devices.

once this happened because the wheelchair attendant was late (as usual) and the gate attendant assured me they'd hold the line so the aisle would be clear. once I got down there, they refused to do this and wanted me to stand for 15 minutes, which would have been incredibly painful while holding my bags. I refused to board until the aisle was clear, so they started directing passengers around my wheelchair. it was only after a passenger straight up refused to board and blocked everyone else that the aisle was cleared and I was allowed to board.

I have also had passengers break rules to take me to the bathroom when I was literally weeping at the gate from how badly I needed to pee and how much I did not want to publicly wet myself. thank you to those passengers. (and the ones that yell that I need to be preboarded when they "forget" to do so.)

I've been told to get off the plane because my wheelchair was there, but got off the plane to find out that it wasn't -- and they wouldn't let me back on the plane. they wanted me to walk to baggage, but I couldn't. I sat down on the filthy floor of the bridge and wouldn't move until they brought a wheelchair, no matter how much they yelled at me and threatened me with security. what a fucking mess.

they have given away my seat near the front of the plane before and forced me to walk to the back of the plane. I was openly sobbing from the pain by the time I made it back there.

things that have happened while flying in general (TSA, other airlines, etc.):

(trigger warning for sexual assault)

TSA giving you the most invasive pat-downs you can imagine. if you remain in your wheelchair, often they will run their hands under your thighs, bottom, and genitalia. the weight of your own body means that I have had fingers part my outer labia through my pants. one I started crying during a pat-down because I am a survivor of CSA and they yelled at me then restarted the pat-down from the top.

I have had attendants refuse to help me with my belongings during security, instead insisting that I get out of the chair and do it myself

I have had security make me get out of the chair, then lose the chair until my legs gave out and I sat on the floor, which also got me yelled at

broken accessible bathrooms have happened at MULTIPLE airports.

delta has broken not one but TWO of my personal wheelchairs

once while boarding an attendant (who was already mad at me because I'd refused to walk up the steep tarmac ramp without wheelchair assistance) grabbed my cane while I was using it and I almost fell. I was never notified that this would be a tarmac boarding to begin with.

once, during a different tarmac boarding, they expected us to go down a flight of stairs, despite me being loaded onto the plane via wheelchair. I would not go down the stairs and they had to call for the lift to be brought. it took about a half hour, and the entire time the attendants kept asking me if I really needed it and wouldn't I just go down the stairs? like I was just being a recalcitrant child and not someone who's broken her ankle stepping off a curb before.

honestly the refusal to let me eat and pee is pretty universal, as is wheelchair attendants ghosting me, refusing to talk to me, acting like they're transporting luggage instead of a person, etc.

believe it or not, that is not an exhaustive list. they're just the first examples that come to mind. whenever I fly and it goes completely smoothly, that's more of a shock.

and like... it's dehumanizing. it really is. not being allowed to go to the restroom? having people refuse to talk to you? being abandoned in random hallways?

I'm always in so much pain after I fly, a fact that is generally worsened by poor treatment at the airport, and even the literal dislocations have hurt less than being treated like I'm less of a human person than my fellow passengers.

so uh. rock on, Buttigieg. fine them into fucking oblivion. I'll be cheering you on the whole way.

[ysrjune]

whiny sub scott supremacy another one THANK YOUUHH

today was not a good day for scott. everyone was pissing him off. Peter sent him all around campus to run his errands, jules and shelby bickering over which one he liked more (when he was a thing with them), the boys (moreso david) being annoying and telling him all kinds of stuff. it was all too much. way too much. he was so mad when sitting down at the tables with everyone. he didnt want to be spoken to, he just wanted to listen in.

"and then stupid scott SLIPPED across the grass!!" david laughs in his face, pointing at him with one hand while the other slapped his knee. scott glared at david, fighting the urge to punch him right in the nose. "saw when he dropped all those papers and crumbled them up, too." auggie chimed in and looked at scott with a smirk, thinking it was hilarious how mad he was getting. "shut up dude, it wasn't my fault. stop talking about it." scott rolled his eyes. "nah, you're a total fuck up." david said. that was it for scott. "you know what? have your jollies. im done." he shoved david off the table from where he was sitting and took off into the girls cabin where you were.

he locked the door and went over to your bed. "hey," he tapped you to take your headphones off. you open your eyes and give him a confused expression. "what're you doing in here?" you ask as he sits down next to you. he just started yapping about how everyone outside is a stupid nobody with parents who dont love them. he didnt stop at that, though. he was pissed, so he went as far as going deep into their problems. "hey, hey stop. you're being a dick." you attempt to pull him in, which he doesnt allow. "I dont care! they deserve it!" he whines. hes obviously overwhelmed.

"I dont wanna be here. I just.. I'd rather be at home than here." he suddenly lays on top of you, burying his face in your cleavage. "wish everyone would dissappear." you felt a few wet drops fall into your chest. it was uncomfortable, but he was having a moment. "i hate all of them, they're so damn annoying." he whimpers and starts to actually cry. he kept saying all kinds of stuff while sobbing. he calmed down quickly, but his sniffling didnt stop. you noticed his eyes were puffy and red the moment he looked up at you. "I got your shirt wet." he states, looking down at the tear drops, then perving over the way your shirt made your tits look good for a second, then dropped his face back down and sniffled. "its okay, it'll dry." you tell him and mess with his curls.

for the next hour, he pouted into your chest, talking about other things to get his mind off of what happened earlier. "I want popcorn," he says and groans. "but we dont have popcorn." he rolls his eyes and looks up at you. "yeah, we dont." you tell him and boop his nose. "maybe you can ask if they have regular corn so you cant eat that." "thats not funny. i want popcorn." he mumbles and pinches your cheek. "skittles sound good too." he continued listing all the candy he wants to eat. he was fine now, but at the cost of not shutting up about junk food.

@erosmutt @anakinstwinklebunny @lovethestarrs @literally-izzy @valloos @alexlovesysrjune @anisangeldust 🤫🐈

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Hey, I’ve read your stuff for a long time, so… I’d just like to humbly request an Ena x Naga! Reader, you can choose whichever Ena you’d like, but I’d prefer the Webseries Ena

Ty for letting me ask this :3

"Salutations, my slithery serpentine soulmate! Dare I say your fangs are looking extra sharp today! Would you like this bone to keep both sides filed nicely?"

"How sssweet. You know I'd kill for you, right?"

"Huh? I erm...believe the proper response is "thank you, my gracious other-half"......please don't actually kill anybody."

As a vicious hunter by nature, it's anyone's guess as to how tf you and Ena managed to get together.

You, being a half humanoid entity with the lower body of a snake and fangs coated in every toxin known to science, fell for this strange polygonal lady and her even stranger (but all the more endearing) gifts.

Pixelated bones, blankets made of coarse sand for the cold nights, and a tiny snake plush whose face is stuck in a yawning expression for eternity sit at the very top of your hoard, tucked away in a den that only she had permission to visit.

In turn, you provide her with your company and protection from people who are cruel to her.

A lot of entities didn't perceive you as "troublesome" or "dangerous" despite your looks. You could threaten their very life and they'd think nothing of it.

Yet when Ena asks them a simple, harmless question.....suddenly they feel like they're being attacked or mocked. Treating her like she's the monster and not the naga literally standing(?) right there.

If you hissing and being a generally imposing creature doesn't scare them off...then threatening to make a meal out of them usually does the trick.

Ena stands behind you all the while, either oblivious to what's happening....or pondering whether she should be scared or giddy.

When you're both cuddling, your tail coils around her comfortingly. Doesn't matter if she's happy, sad, or drunken...she feel safe and refuses to be anywhere else.

Whenever the world gets overwhelming and her Full-Sadness form comes out, you embrace her the same way before she starts running around and hurting herself in the process.

In that state, she fights against your hold without meaning to, sobbing and screaming incoherently, forgetting who you are. But once she recognizes your comforting arms, she slumps into them immediately, wanting to hide from everything and everyone until she feels better.

You joke about tripping her next time she does that, but you never act on it. And she knows this. Why would you?

She's your favorite treasure, after all.

[midnightshindig]

Rex x reader angst where during the lizard league fight, his s/o caught the lizard king about to shoot rex in the head but pushed him away in time to take the bullet from him. I'd love to see them recovering together at the hospital and him being protective of his s/o after that incident 🙏🙏

Rex Splode X Gn!Reader

Season Two spoilers!!

so let’s get the obvious out of the way

rex just straight up murders the lizard league en masse

all those fuckers are DEAD, he is PISSED

The GPA soldiers find him rocking back and forth with you in his arms, trying to pick you up but failing because he’s just so shell shocked and stunned by his own fear and rage

They have to sedate him to get him to let them treat you he’s so scared to let you go

he wakes up like a day later and immediately rips out his IV to find you

its not hard, seeing as he’s literally a door down from you

Cecil isn’t please at Rex’s carelessness but like FUCK Cecil rn because Y/n is in peril oh my god oh my god

Rex is tweaaaaking

Like they’re debating sedating him again

but it’s okay because he calms down once he sees you

fucking moron McGee over here immediately yells at you

”Y/N ARE YOU OKAY— ITHOUGJTYPU WERE DE-HE-HE-HEAAAADDDD!!” He starts just bawling, sliding down the wall next to you

like this guy is peak emotional disaster rn

the drugs in his system are maybe making him a little loopy

hes totally convinced you’re in a coma, but you sit up after a minute, peering down over the hospital bed railing at him

”Honey?” your voice is inquisitive and plain, you don’t really notice your state

He shoots up from the floor and takes you by the shoulders, shaking you viciously

“YOURE ALIVE!!!”

“WUA-WUA-WOAH—- REX!!” You giggle, your head cranking back and forth as he shakes you

A nurse smacks the shit out of his hand

oh my god his hand

you wince, noticing it

“Oh my god your hand…”

Rex looks from his hand to your face, eyes filled with blood and bandages circling your head, bits of hair poking through the bandages

His eyes widen “Oh my god your HEAD?!!”

You reach up and feel the bandages

”Oh. Wild!!!” You’re fucking hyped, asking the nurse for a hand mirror, she leaves and returns with one as you check yourself out

”Yooooo my hair is gonna look sick as fuck! I’m so glad I saved you, can you imagine Rex Splode without his fuckboy man bun?”

you’re not taking this seriously at all

its kind of pissing Rex off ngl

“How can you say that?!” He furrows his brow, looking around the room hopelessly

“You could’ve died for that, you would have died if these people hadn’t put your ass back together-“ he’s getting heated again, and you stare up at him confusedly from the hospital bed

He paces around the room, his natural hand pulling at the root of his hair

”I mean fuck- Y/n- what would I do without you?”

you narrow your eyes at him. What right did he have to lecture you? You saved his life!

“ I imagine you’d be dead, Rex. Without me, that is.”

the room goes quiet.

he starts to cry again

its less panicky, and more of a restrained whimper, as he chokes back the tears.

Even now, he’s trying to be strong for you

How can you stay mad at him?

”Ugh…” you groan as you pull yourself to sit up against the pillows, opening an arm for him to give you a hug

and he does, he’s gentle and cautious, but he slots himself between your open arm and torso, laying his head against your cheek and shoulder

”God I love you so much- don’t you ever do some stupid ass shit like that again- okay?” He pulls away, making eye contact “Let them shoot me, I’m a tough guy, I can take it.”

you shake your head sternly “You’re just as important to me, Rex. Someone has to look out for you.”

You place his palm over your chest, his hand clenching the fabric over it as he quietly stifles a sob

“Don’t forget, Rex, I’m tough too.”

how could he ever forget?

Both of you were left with permanent reminders of the battle, your eye had been replaced with a cybernetic one, and Rex was still adjusting to his new hand.

but you made it a couples activity, dedicating nights just to retraining your bodies

This mostly meant eye spy and darts, which to be fair, was right good fun

especially when Rex pulled out two hard lemonades to up the stakes

He’s so overly protective of you in combat, to the point he threatens Cecil directly for sending you on a solo mission without telling him

Cecil tells you that you need to get him the fuck under control or else he’d have to be benched

“Rex, seriously, what the fuck?!”

Your tone is sharp and accusatory

”What do you mean?! He was sending you to deal with this fucking dragon thing ALONE!” He’s not angry with you, but he’s angry nonetheless and he’s always had issues directing his anger

”You can’t do stuff like that! You’re going to get yourself fucking killed, Y/n- That thing could’ve killed you- why are you being so stupid!!!?”

You raise your eyebrows at him in shock and surprise “Rex Sloan don’t you ever call me stupid again.”

cold. the room goes quiet, and cold.

He shuffles his feet a little, stuffing his preciously-waving hands into the pockets of his sweatpants

”….”

he can’t meet your eyes

you sigh, pinching your temple

”Look, I know you’re worried, but I was a superhero before, I’m a superhero now. Dying has always been part of the deal.”

He can’t meet your eyes, he’s quiet, but he’s bubbling, about to burst.

“Rex, say something… please.”

He inhaled sharply, strong, more air than he needs because he immediately sighs it all out

”Y/n, you almost died protecting me. The thought of you getting really hurt, like irreversibly hurt, tortures me.”

He takes a step towards you, resting his palm on your cheek

”I don’t know what I’d do if anything bad happened to you, if you died. Fuck…” he grits his teeth, looking away again, his hand and body tenses at the thought

“But-“ he sighs again, turning to face you “You’re right, you’re not stupid, you’re brilliant you’re the baddest ass I know. You saved my life and I’m the one babying you.”

He swallows his spite, and swallows his pride, and spits out an “I’m sorry.”

Thats all you needed, and you press a kiss to his forehead

”It’s okay, honey, let’s just go apologize to Cecil, okay?”

He’s reluctant, but with your hand guiding him, he agrees “Mmokay. But!” He sticks up a finger “promise me you’ll be careful, okay?”

you smile back at him, locking pinkies “Of course, I promise.”

[ms-demeanor]

So Large Bastard went into the hospital for transplant evaluation on February 13th 2021 and that was one of the major peaks of covid and basically we dropped him off at the hospital and that was it; nobody was allowed to visit him or see him and they pretty much immediately implanted a pump in his shoulder that made it painful and difficult for him to use the phone. At that point the message we were getting was "either he'll qualify for a transplant and you'll see him again when he is released after the transplant (and the waitlist, and the surgery, and the recovery) or we'll allow you to visit him when he's dying OR he won't qualify for transplant and we'll provide his end of life care and we'll allow you to visit him when he's dying" and on like February 16th, before we knew if he'd qualify for a transplant, I got a call from the hospital saying they were putting him on a heart/lung bypass machine because the pump they'd implanted in his shoulder and the pump they'd implanted in his heart weren't doing enough (both are designed to pump blood through about six feet of human, not through about seven feet of human, so they needed a much larger external pump). They asked me if I approved this procedure because he was kind of out of it, and held the phone up to him so I could ask him if he wanted this and say goodbye - I didn't know if that was goodbye until he got woken up by the doctors after stabilizing, or goodbye until he got approved for a transplant, or goodbye until he didn't get approved for a transplant and they'd take him off the machine to say goodbye for real if they couldn't keep him alive any longer.

And then they hung up the phone and I sat at my desk and stared at my computer and went back to work because literally what the hell else could I do? I couldn't drive to the hospital, I couldn't anxiously wait to see if the doctor would come out and tell me the machine had stabilized him. They said they'd call me in three hours with an update. So I took some orders and placed some calls and responded very politely to emails until I got off the clock at 5:30.

I had texted one of Large Bastard's friends who I'd been calling a lot and asked if we could meet up so I could explain what was going on so he could pass that info on to their radio nerd club. We were meeting up in the parking lot of an ihop because it was an easy outdoor location to describe to him when I wasn't actually capable of processing things like "addresses" or "street names" and I drove over to the ihop and at the red light for the left turn to go into the parking lot I fucking lost it. Like. I don't do the "hysterical crying" thing often but when I do, boy do I. I was in my truck with the windows rolled up and music on and I was sobbing so hard that it shook the truck and the crying was audible from outside the car.

I know it was audible from outside the car because a homeless man came up to my window and knocked and when I rolled the window down he told me "you're okay girl, you got this, it's gonna be alright" and I kind of nodded at him and sobbed at him and waved at him as he kept crossing the street and my light changed and I turned into the parking lot.

By the time my friend got there I had calmed down and stopped crying and through the entire rest of the process I never lost it in quite the same way; they took Large Bastard off the lung bypass part of the machine a day later and he was awake when they approved him for the transplant list, and a few days after that they started allowing a single, masked, socially distanced family member to start visiting patients in the transplant ICU for two hours a day, so I was able to come see him and he immediately said "look I have abs" and pulled his gown aside to show me that he'd lost so much weight as his body tried to eat itself to stay alive that he did, in fact, have an eight pack. And we laughed about it. It was uphill from there. It was never as hard for me as it was in the few hours after that phone call.

And in those few hours there was one dude who happened to be walking by who was kind enough to try to offer comfort to a complete stranger and I think about him all the time.