#I'VE GOT ONE hehehhehehehe

[whis--ker]

Trying out scambaiting wish me luck gamers

[angstflavoured]

You have any fic recommendations? Any fandom really lol. You have good takes and interpretation so I feel like you’d have some fire recs

AWH WELL THANK YOU !! I dont actually know how great the ones I read are gonna be since usually the fandoms Im in are scarce on content 💀 but ill go ahead and list a bunch of the ones I really like. I definitely spend way too much of my time reading one shots. REALLY wanna get back into longer fics, but its hard to find ones I care enough to sit down and dedicate time to these days 💔

Smiling Friends

bittersuite, charlie/pim: AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED !!!!! THIS FIC CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER !!!!! It is hurt/no comfort, but its soooo good it hurts so good and also there is supposed to be more eventually so i'd get on this one first bc when the second one drops its gonna be a day in history

Dimples, charlie/pim: I just read this last night and was so pleasantly surprised ☹️ Its so damn cute and I love how it delves more into both of their characters.

Portal 2

interface, chell/wheatley: HANDS down, best portal 2 one shot out there. the way the characterize chell is fucking insane, altered my brain chemistry forever. also wheatley is so hehehheheheh

You Do It, adventure/fact: I have a very love/hate relationship with this author..... Im not the BIGGEST fan of how they characterize them, esp Fact, but its definitely the most decent factventure content out there. I so like this one quite a bit, though their ideas are definitely better in theory than completely in practice. That's how I feel abt a lot of their works, but this person unironically holds the title for like 90% of the factventure content. If you just want some quick cute smut of them, i'd say you should check out their acc, cus I get the factventure fandom is starving LMAOO

I've got the fuse if you've got the light, adventure core/reader: ....erm, very self indulgent for me hehe!!! i was so fucking excited when this dropped

Half-Life/HLVRAI

Autonomous Sweet Mesa Response, benrey/gordon: THIS FIC IS SOOO FUCKING FIREEEEE !!! OH MY GOD, I can't even count the times I've read this one. their dialogue is as good as it comes next to canon. If you like this one, this is the first in a huge series and litearlly all of them are just as good as the first. such a good sit down and binge author. They also have a shit ton of other good hlvrai stuff on their page and they make fire art

If You Asked Me To, benrey/gordon: the way they wrote the sex scene in this changed my brain forever, it was so fucking awesome.... frenrey dynamic makes me WILD

Whispers and Moans, barney/gordon: this whole author has a lot of super cute freehoun :'[ this one deals with them before the resonance cascade AND after and shows how things changed between them and its so precious grrraah

Promise, barney/gordon: again, deals with the timeskip stuff which just always makes my heart hurt... also shower sex smiles

It’s Only Natural, barney/gordon: I DIDNT REALIZE THIS FIC JUST GOT FINISHED THIS YEAR OH MY GODDDD I WAS OBSESSED WITH THIS need to reread this immediately

Team Fortress 2

He's a Rebel, sniper/spy: SUPER fucking cheesy and corny but oh my god its like one of my fav fics ever..... it's just so much fun, like stereotypical fanfic and that's always a good time to me. biker gang member/school teacher au are you fucking kidding me i'll vomit

It IS the Size That Matters, sniper/spy: erm.... BLOWJOBS!! always find myself coming back to this one sorry i really like it hehe

Secure, demo/solider: Not a lot of fics of these guys, which really sucks!! super underrated ship. I liked this one a lot tho, its pretty cute and a little emotional

Something to Rely On, sniper/spy: casual sex but really sniper is in love will forever be my favourite thing ever, it never gets old istg

The Silent Game, sniper/spy: can you tell I really like sniperspy, MORE BLOWJOBS!!!

Disco Elysium

The Collision in Cardiozone HQ, harry/kim: holy. fucking. shit. actually life changing i am not joking. so fucking heartbreaking, it left me hollowed out for like a WEEK after the ending. A longer one for sure, but SO worth it like oh my god

The Catacomb Killer, harry/kim: I don't think I ever fully finished this one, but I remember REALLY liking the whole case the fic was set around. there was so much thought put into it, it was genuinely interesting like a murder mystery show

Retour à nouveau, harry/kim: I did really like the whole plot and buildup in this one, but from what I remember, them getting together was super anticlimatic :P i recall being disappointed, but the whole actual case and their interactions during the fic are super cute

Mortal Kombat 1

the game of idiocy, johnny/kenshi: BY THE SAME AUTHOR AS BITTERSUITE!! this one is sooo fucking cute, the way they write them interacting is so much fun. a little troupey and on the cheesier side, but cmon who doesn't love that

Undertale

Flowey is Not a Good Life Coach: no ships but delves a lot into flowey and papyrus relationship and there's so much good sans development too. SUPER GENERIC, it IS one of the most liked fics, but I remember reading it back when I was a teenager and it blew my fucking mind. ghhghggh i love the way they write the brothers interacting so much

The Party Incident and Other Embarrassing Anecdotes, sans/reader: uhmm.... soo sorry, this fic will forever hold a special little place in my heart. I'm sure if I read it now it would be SO corny cus oh my god it was fucking 2016 like are you kidding, but I'm just a fucking sucker for fake dating. there like 5000000 troupes in this one and theyre all so cute and its just a fun and silly time. it subconsciously inspires so much of my writing in fics. will probably forever be unfinished before they get together though HAHAH so definitely do not read if you're looking for a solid ending. its just about the journey i swear

[cl0sed-doorz]

a/n: this is a v indulgent short fic hehehhehehehe

grinning from ear to ear mikey guided you to his room.

" hurry! hurry!, i've got a surprise for you baby! " mikey said holding your right hand while chuckling " you will LOVE this gift i have! "

smiling, you let him open the door. there you see a pompompurin stuffed toy and a little wrapped gift.

" WHAT OH MY GOD THANK YOU! " you said while jumping while he gave you the toy

" i know how you love that character so much so i wanted to give you a big version back there in your room! " he also handed you the gift

" happy birthday y/n. OPEN IT OPEN IT you will love that too! " now he's the one jumping up and down

tearing the wrappers, you see a white box with a silver lighter and a matching cigarette case.

" since i can't help you stopping your vices i might as well gift you something to look at while you're out there. i still hope you stop it though. " he gave you a hug, finding the nook of your neck and taking a deep whiff and sigh at the sweet, musky fragrant you have.

" thank you mikey. this is the best birthday gift i could ever receive. thank you so much baby. " you hugged him back with the gift at your hand and your arms at his back caressing it.

[evienyx]

Fractures just murdered me...……. I mean I haven't even seen Atla yet, (just done my weird thing where I get into a fandom, ask questions later), but that doesn't mean I'm immune to murder.... I've been checking every few hours and the only reason I'm not dead is that the fic updated a few days ago... (this isn't even coherent at all but rest assured I think you're cool)

Here’s the thing: that’s the only way I get into fandoms too.

For example, I’m probably one of the biggest Percy Jackson nerds you can find. Like, it’s a little excessive at this point, but I only got into PJO because of the musical, which I first listened to back in like October, and only because my vocal coach was friends with the guy who wrote it and wanted me to listen to it. I enjoyed it, but there weren’t any good bootlegs out so I just had to go for it and figure out what the hell was going on. Tumblr was the next resource, and every time I found a new character, I looked em up on the wiki. Then kept going. Read a ton of askblogs (the best of which is, of course, @deadangelos).

Then, for Christmas, I got literally every series and read every book during quarantine. I only read the series after I had already read all the fanfics the fandom had to offer (granted, few of them are good, but that’s whatever), and decided who my top characters were, and once more declared that I care only for canon ships. Then I read the books.

So, like, I get it, man.

Welcome to the club. We have angst, and you don’t even need to know the characters to be affected, apparently.

Good luck figuring who’s an OC and who isn’t before you watch the show, though. hehehhehehehe-