#I'M WEAK OH M YGOD

[lovelyirony]

imagine thinking ur high and mighty for not having air conditioning

[thefoxyspinster]

stereotypical views of the signs based on people i know

Aries: literally wants to fight everybody. very protective but sometimes too protective. cocky as hell. gets offended easily and doesnt take jokes very well. they know how to party tho ayy lmao

Taurus: very lazy. says "but i'm fat" every time you ask them to do something. the definition of stubborn; if you dont agree then youre wrong. if you ask them what theyre doing theyre probably eating. would probably glue themselves to their bed if they havent tried already.

Gemini: very very very hypocritical. probably talks bad about you behind your back. talks about really weird shit dude wtf are you on. funny asf tho.

Cancer: very whiny. goofs off a lot. really enjoys music and probably cries to it in their room at 2am. seems very kind but is sort of a bitch.

Leo: rude as hell. thinks theyre the queen/king. theyre prettier than you and nothing you can say will change their mind on that. flirting pros 101. usually never shut the hell up. knows like everybody, they probably friends with beyonce.

Virgo: geeky nerd who makes good grades and always knows the answer in class. pretty shy and awkward at first. can get really deep if they trust you like whoa man. very interesting people to talk to. seems innocent but they dirty as hellll oh shiiiit.

Libra: very sweet. kind of an emotional mess thats going to breakdown any moment now. usually very happy though and knows just how to make you smile. good at making you feel guilty oh my god why would you ever do that??! cute as can be tho. HYPED ASF

Scorpio: probably thinkin bout bendin u over/gettin bent over in the middle of class. hotter than the bottom of their laptop after watching hours of porn. very secretive and mysterious they dont let many people in. usually have a really addictive voice. smile will make you melt.

Sagittarius: uses "lol" a lot. extremely goofy and sometimes childish. energetic and seems very friendly. kind of an asshole once you get to know them. likes to do fun and creative things that you wouldnt think of everyday. daredevils. HUGE FLIRTS

Capricorn: theyre always right and youre always wrong. they think theyre the shit but i mean they probably are. bad temper. funny and fun to be around if theyre in a good mood but if one thing goes wrong they spawn into satan himself. holds grudges for a while. very smart and good with words.

Aquarius: seem like theyre on drugs cause theyre so chill half the time while the other half theyre bouncing off the walls. loves coming up with things and likes telling people about these things. gets bootyhurt a lot. laughs really loud oh m ygod

Pisces: quiet at first. very sweet when you are friends. but dont mistake their kindness for weakness cause they can turn on you in a heartbeat lol better watch out. creative and doodles on the desk sometimes. listens to music a lot and has some deep connections with it. daydreams and sleeps a lot.

[highfaenesta]

stereotypical views of the signs based on people i know

Aries: literally wants to fight everybody. very protective but sometimes too protective. cocky as hell. gets offended easily and doesnt take jokes very well. they know how to party tho ayy lmao

Taurus: very lazy. says "but i'm fat" every time you ask them to do something. the definition of stubborn; if you dont agree then youre wrong. if you ask them what theyre doing theyre probably eating. would probably glue themselves to their bed if they havent tried already.

Gemini: very very very hypocritical. probably talks bad about you behind your back. talks about really weird shit dude wtf are you on. funny asf tho.

Cancer: very whiny. goofs off a lot. really enjoys music and probably cries to it in their room at 2am. seems very kind but is sort of a bitch.

Leo: rude as hell. thinks theyre the queen/king. theyre prettier than you and nothing you can say will change their mind on that. flirting pros 101. usually never shut the hell up. knows like everybody, they probably friends with beyonce.

Virgo: geeky nerd who makes good grades and always knows the answer in class. pretty shy and awkward at first. can get really deep if they trust you like whoa man. very interesting people to talk to. seems innocent but they dirty as hellll oh shiiiit.

Libra: very sweet. kind of an emotional mess thats going to breakdown any moment now. usually very happy though and knows just how to make you smile. good at making you feel guilty oh my god why would you ever do that??! cute as can be tho. HYPED ASF

Scorpio: probably thinkin bout bendin u over/gettin bent over in the middle of class. hotter than the bottom of their laptop after watching hours of porn. very secretive and mysterious they dont let many people in. usually have a really addictive voice. smile will make you melt.

Sagittarius: uses "lol" a lot. extremely goofy and sometimes childish. energetic and seems very friendly. kind of an asshole once you get to know them. likes to do fun and creative things that you wouldnt think of everyday. daredevils. HUGE FLIRTS

Capricorn: theyre always right and youre always wrong. they think theyre the shit but i mean they probably are. bad temper. funny and fun to be around if theyre in a good mood but if one thing goes wrong they spawn into satan himself. holds grudges for a while. very smart and good with words.

Aquarius: seem like theyre on drugs cause theyre so chill half the time while the other half theyre bouncing off the walls. loves coming up with things and likes telling people about these things. gets bootyhurt a lot. laughs really loud oh m ygod

Pisces: quiet at first. very sweet when you are friends. but dont mistake their kindness for weakness cause they can turn on you in a heartbeat lol better watch out. creative and doodles on the desk sometimes. listens to music a lot and has some deep connections with it. daydreams and sleeps a lot.

[nothingsreal420]

stereotypical views of the signs based on people i know

Aries: literally wants to fight everybody. very protective but sometimes too protective. cocky as hell. gets offended easily and doesnt take jokes very well. they know how to party tho ayy lmao

Taurus: very lazy. says "but i'm fat" every time you ask them to do something. the definition of stubborn; if you dont agree then youre wrong. if you ask them what theyre doing theyre probably eating. would probably glue themselves to their bed if they havent tried already.

Gemini: very very very hypocritical. probably talks bad about you behind your back. talks about really weird shit dude wtf are you on. funny asf tho.

Cancer: very whiny. goofs off a lot. really enjoys music and probably cries to it in their room at 2am. seems very kind but is sort of a bitch.

Leo: rude as hell. thinks theyre the queen/king. theyre prettier than you and nothing you can say will change their mind on that. flirting pros 101. usually never shut the hell up. knows like everybody, they probably friends with beyonce.

Virgo: geeky nerd who makes good grades and always knows the answer in class. pretty shy and awkward at first. can get really deep if they trust you like whoa man. very interesting people to talk to. seems innocent but they dirty as hellll oh shiiiit.

Libra: very sweet. kind of an emotional mess thats going to breakdown any moment now. usually very happy though and knows just how to make you smile. good at making you feel guilty oh my god why would you ever do that??! cute as can be tho. HYPED ASF

Scorpio: probably thinkin bout bendin u over/gettin bent over in the middle of class. hotter than the bottom of their laptop after watching hours of porn. very secretive and mysterious they dont let many people in. usually have a really addictive voice. smile will make you melt.

Sagittarius: uses "lol" a lot. extremely goofy and sometimes childish. energetic and seems very friendly. kind of an asshole once you get to know them. likes to do fun and creative things that you wouldnt think of everyday. daredevils. HUGE FLIRTS

Capricorn: theyre always right and youre always wrong. they think theyre the shit but i mean they probably are. bad temper. funny and fun to be around if theyre in a good mood but if one thing goes wrong they spawn into satan himself. holds grudges for a while. very smart and good with words.

Aquarius: seem like theyre on drugs cause theyre so chill half the time while the other half theyre bouncing off the walls. loves coming up with things and likes telling people about these things. gets bootyhurt a lot. laughs really loud oh m ygod

Pisces: quiet at first. very sweet when you are friends. but dont mistake their kindness for weakness cause they can turn on you in a heartbeat lol better watch out. creative and doodles on the desk sometimes. listens to music a lot and has some deep connections with it. daydreams and sleeps a lot.

[ahhquarius]

stereotypical views of the signs based on people i know

Aries: literally wants to fight everybody. very protective but sometimes too protective. cocky as hell. gets offended easily and doesnt take jokes very well. they know how to party tho ayy lmao

Taurus: very lazy. says "but i'm fat" every time you ask them to do something. the definition of stubborn; if you dont agree then youre wrong. if you ask them what theyre doing theyre probably eating. would probably glue themselves to their bed if they havent tried already.

Gemini: very very very hypocritical. probably talks bad about you behind your back. talks about really weird shit dude wtf are you on. funny asf tho.

Cancer: very whiny. goofs off a lot. really enjoys music and probably cries to it in their room at 2am. seems very kind but is sort of a bitch.

Leo: rude as hell. thinks theyre the queen/king. theyre prettier than you and nothing you can say will change their mind on that. flirting pros 101. usually never shuts the hell up. knows like everybody, they probably friends with beyonce.

Virgo: geeky nerd who makes good grades and always knows the answer in class. pretty shy and awkward at first. can get really deep if they trust you like whoa man. very interesting people to talk to. seems innocent but they dirty as hellll oh shiiiit.

Libra: very sweet. kind of an emotional mess thats going to breakdown any moment now. usually very happy though and knows just how to make you smile. good at making you feel guilty oh my god why would you ever do that??! cute as can be tho. HYPED ASF

Scorpio: probably thinkin bout bendin u over/gettin bent over in the middle of class. hotter than the bottom of their laptop after watching hours of porn. very secretive and mysterious they dont let many people in. usually have a really addictive voice. smile will make you melt.

Sagittarius: uses "lol" a lot. extremely goofy and sometimes childish. energetic and seems very friendly. kind of an asshole once you get to know them. likes to do fun and creative things that you wouldnt think of everyday. daredevils. HUGE FLIRTS

Capricorn: theyre always right and youre always wrong. they think theyre the shit but i mean they probably are. bad temper. funny and fun to be around if theyre in a good mood but if one thing goes wrong they spawn into satan himself. holds grudges for a while. very smart and good with words.

Aquarius: seem like theyre on drugs cause theyre so chill half the time while the other half theyre bouncing off the walls. loves coming up with things and likes telling people about these things. gets bootyhurt a lot. laughs really loud oh m ygod

Pisces: quiet at first. very sweet when you are friends. but dont mistake their kindness for weakness cause they can turn on you in a heartbeat lol better watch out. creative and doodles on the desk sometimes. listens to music a lot and has some deep connections with it. daydreams and sleeps a lot.