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bhaalsdeepbat · 8 months

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most lesbians carry their swiss army knives. however, i have specially honed my body and my skills over the years so i need not carry a swiss army knife around, for i am the swiss army lesbian.

#bat rambles #someone's costume broke and not a single person brought a sewing kit with them to the performance #and the performer just knew i probably did so she brought her costume over to me #and i fixed it and #I'M SO SAD BC MY LADDER STITCHING WAS FLAWLESS #i had to sew a piece of dangling fabric in between the lining and fashion side #and i didn't have any pins so everything was loose and free handed #but you couldn't see my stitching nor could you even tell anything happened #so proud of myself but not a single person in the theater would have been able to appreciate it LMAO

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