#I'M BACK BRO WTFFFFFFF

[ronanlysnch]

a list of my favorite pairings: scully and mulder, the x-files

“even when the world was falling apart, you were my constant... my touchstone.”

                                                                        “and you are mine.”

[keiachi-chan]

bro wtf I didn't even tamper with other people's lives I just wanted my wife back wtfffffff OTZ

Come onnnnnn man at least leave a note in advance like "hey I'm dead on purpose" so I don't spend all my time on someone whose gonna HATE me for REVIVING them bruhhhh I hate this shit

Like do you think I just used a random revival spell? Bruv I spent like a decade trying to figure out a method that WASN'T evil magic like PLEASE explain I am on my hands and knees

After your loving spouse died, you committed yourself to learning how to bring them back to life. You succeed beyond your wildest dreams, resurrecting them perfectly. So why do they want to leave you now?

[john-bitchester]

07×01 yay!!

MARY WINCHESTER WHY ARE YOU IN THE RECAP

"You shall bow down and profess your love" Jesus christ castiel get of your high horse we saw you kiss someone bc you saw it in a porn once

SAM YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO ME YOU STABBED ME IN THE BACK

Line of all times

I do like Castiel calling them pets. It's giving cuckchair

That's not how a bloodline works Castiel

God is an ally you heard it here first

Castiel: holds a speech to Wincesters how they needn't bow bc they don't revere him, they fear him.

Also castiel: makes the angels listen to him by killing half of them

Still castiel: shows the humans that he kills freely

DID THEY GIVE HIM SUNGLASSES???

Imagine being the absolute queen to call God sexy on live telly

Omg pls now I need a clip of various 'Dean is walking' scenes to 'these boots are made for walking' by nancy sinatra

Crowley I love you. Honestly he's the only one that hasn't let me down so far. Maybe I should profess him my favourite

OOOH INTERESTING Castiel as a vessel cannot hold the being that is Go-oood

"Castiel, you giraffe"

God I love Crowley and his contempt for Sam

"Enslave death? You havin' a laugh?" God I love that he is brittish best decision ever.

Ooh okay hello body horror

Only american tv shows can say 'lives about a 9 hour drive from here' and make it feel like that's truly not that far at all

Oh my god the whole mr and mss weiss scene is gold

Oh my god death I love you so so much wtfffffff

Well Cass, looks like someone hqd q whoopsie daisy

DEAN WATCHES HENTAI "I'm gonna watch some asain cartoon porn"

Bro Dean why are you watching your hentai IN THE KITCHEN

Bro you can't just be God for a jolly ol' weekend

Okay the leviathan scene is some juicy acting from Misha Collins, I will say

[luvxiem]

my roomies and i took over 1300 pics today 😭😭😭 i literally ran out of phone storage i hate it here

oh yeah random stories from today utc if ur interested 😎 they sound like "reddit stop lying challenge failed" but i swear on my life bro i'm not lying 😭 california just mad weird

so my friends and i went to a museum and like we were all dressed up n stuff bc it's my roomie's bday so dress code 💅🏼 slay

while we were taking pics in the outdoor cafe area there was this dude just like standing off to the side bc he didn't wanna walk past us while we were taking pics until we told him it was ok and to just go

like 10 minutes later this group of girls comes up to our table and is like "our friend like saw u guys he was walking by in a denim jacket and he thinks ur all so beautiful" LMFAOOOOO i mean true 💃🏻 ofc we r gorg 3 pretty best friends so true mega slay but like we got rlly shy bc we were still taking pics so we offered them cookies LOLOLOL we didn't know what to do 😭😭 those girls were also cute tho slay besties !! hope u enjoyed our cookies they were homemade 🫶

ANOTHER STORY but this time abt how we got profiled twice 💀💀💀 so me and my roommates r all asian ones taiwanese the other is half chinese half korean and i'm korean right

while we were at the cafe this old white lady came up to us as we were packing up and was like "are u japanese? do u know ichigo? that one really famous street in japan?" we were like UHHHH no nihongo jouzo LMAOOO we were like "no we're not japanese" but she didn't rlly get it ig?? idk like she just kept talking 😭 my taiwanese roommate loterallg went "nani" after the lady left tho which was rlly ironic

and literally u cant make this shit up. later we went to the museum gardens and while we were taking pictures there was like this family sitting behind us on a bench and the dad was like "are you japanese?" HOW DID WE GET PROFILED AS JAPANESE TWICE 😭😭😭 i loterallg don't get it we weren't wearing anything like stereotypical what white ppl assume japanese ppl wear ykwim like. i was half tempted to be like "no we're from here" like the amt of times ppl just assume i don't speak english or that i'm a foreigner is insane like sorry bestie 🫡 "no but where r u rlly from" i'll k*ll u 😄

at the gardens after the guy asked us if we were japanese we like came back to that same spot after taking pics elsewhere and there was this other white lady that was just like walking by she like stopped so that she didn't get in our way so we were like "nono it's fine u can go" and we thought she left but no 😭 i look over my shoulder while i'm posing AND SHES JUST STANDING THERE WATCHING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I GOT SO EMBARRASSED SO FAST LIKE WTF WOMAN WHY R U JUST WATXHINF US TAKE PICS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and literally i think i went insane bc like my roommate who was the one taking pictures was like do u want us to take a picture for u? and i stood up so she could sit down in my spot. i'm gonna pass away this sounds so insane i swear to GOD bro i'm telling the truth rn. she tells me to sit back down so we could take a picture together. WTFFFFF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 LITERALLY WHAT WAS HAPPENING TODAY. JUST BC U SEE A GROUP OF 3 ASIAN GIRLS W SPARKLY EYESHADOW AND DYED HAIR AND MATCHING OUTFITS U THINK WE'RE HAHA FUNNY EXOTIC ??? no </3 please leave us alone i don't wanna talk to strangers none of these bitches were wearing masks 😭 who tf just asks to take a picture with a stranger like wtfffffff yall r weird as fuck bro like i get it if we were wearing a costume or something like when i went to AX but wtf bro we were just dressed cute. not our fault most of these museum visitors weren't dressed to slay 🙄 slay or die bitch

there were also a lot of pretty girls i was like !!!! omg :3 there was this one girl w the PRETTIEST white dress i was like "ur dress is rlly pretty!" and she goes "thank u! i love ur guys outfits" girls supporting girls <3 crying tho bc some of these girls had uggy boyfriends yk that one tiktok audio where it's like "hey girlboss pussy queen. ur boyfriends fucking ugly. wanna date me instead" LITERALLY ME TODAY 😭😭😭 this one girl was taking pics in the garden and we were like omg she's so pretty! she was in a cute sundress w a hat 🥺 and then her boyfriend comes into view and he's in basketball shorts and sandals 💀 literally went thru all 5 stages of grief

also the guy working at bag check was cute :> i liked his voice he was kinda mellow and he was tall <3