#I'LL START WITH THE SMAU SOON DW DW

[schoenht]

finals start on Monday, words cannot describe how badly I want to beat tf out of my 6th period teacher, literally if she doesn’t update my grades (which she messed up first term) I am going to scream. I’m supposed to be submitting updated transcripts to colleges asap and having her be the only grade below a B feels like it could ruin my life.-🧃

BRO I HATE TEACHERS LIKE THAT SO BADDDDD i wish you the absolute best of luck on your finals

[leviscolwill]

read your mind (smau)

pairing: ollie bearman x singer!reader

in which: ollie is his gf's most supportive fan and you're the most supportive wag (face claim: sabrina carpenter)

notes: my first socmed au ever !! this was so so much fun to write hehe, i don't know if it's too long or too short for this kind of story so lmkkk. also yn.fm is yourname.fm (bc music got it ? hahahahaha.....)

now playing: read your mind by sabrina carpenter (emails i can't send)

yn.fm

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yn.fm cooking a little something 👩‍🍳🤭

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user57 ALBUM SOON

yn.fm maybe, maybe not 🤭

olliebearman who let her cook ⁉️⁉️

yn.fm UR SO MEAN

olliebearman haha i love you

olliebearman

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olliebearman aaand we're back ! very excited about my first season in f2, many good things to come 😁👍

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prema_team Let's go Ollie !

yn.fm ROTY AWARD INCOMING

yn.fm I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO WIN EVERY RACE

olliebearman who are you ?

yn.fm oliver answer the phone NOW 😁

yn.fm

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yn.fm SURPRISE !!! my debut album 'email i can't send' is dropping on april 27th 2023 💌 i'm so so so excited to share these stories with you, tell me which track you're claiming in the commentssss 🫶

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user44 NONSENSE IS ABOUT TO BE MY TOP SPOTIFY WRAPPED SONG I CAN FEEL IT

olliebearman good choice 👍

yn.fm stop influencing my babies 😡

olliebearman just appreciating their taste love 🤷‍♂️

olliebearman they're so not ready

olliebearman not our little secret anymore :(

yn.fm i'll share other secrets with u dw 🤭

olliebearman

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olliebearman so happy with this weekend's results! hoping for many other wins for the rest of the season :)

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yn.fm MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN

yn.fm 🐻celona 🤭🫶

yn.fm so leng

olliebearman stop this madness

scuderiaferrari Complimenti Ollie 👏

olliebearman grazie mille team !

yn.fm @olliebearman stop pretending you can speak italian on main

olliebearman @yn.fm you're about to get blocked

yn.fm

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yn.fm nonsense video out tomorrow starring my favourite boy ever !!!

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user98 the highway is looking rlly comfy rn

olliebearman i caught the l-o-v-e

yn.fm so corny

olliebearman ??? they're your lyrics

yn.fm no ❤️

olliebearman am i your favourite actor as well ?

yn.fm not you thinking you can top ryan gosling

olliebearman 😞

yn.fm

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yn.fm yk i luv a london boy !! uk tour starts tonight 😎

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olliebearman actually i'm from essex

yn.fm 'actually i'm from essex' 🤓☝️

olliebearman the british slander was a bit unnecessary

user68 i'm so excited to see you tonight xx

yn.fm i can't wait to see your cute faces my loves 🥹

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formula2 Bearman to receive post-Feature Race time penalty at the #BritishGP.

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yn.fm booo you whore

user15 ariana what are you doing here ??

user66 LMAOO Y/N ON YOUR PUBLIC ACCOUNT ???

user98 @user66 her pr team must be so tired

yn.fm literally underserved

user39 so real of you

user07 so sad about ollie's penalty, on his home race as well :(

olliebearman

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olliebearman i wish this weekend would've ended on a better note, but i'd like to thank everyone for the support there ❤️

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yn.fm so happy that i got to see you do what you love at your home race 🫶

yn.fm you were perfect ilysm

olliebearman love you ❤️

olliebearman

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olliebearman happy one year to the most beautiful, hardworking and kind person on earth. here's to many many many other summers with you my love

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yn.fm I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ARGH

olliebearman i love you more 😁

paularon_ @olliebearman eww

yn.fm my swiftie bf

olliebearman you basically brainwashed me into a swiftie but okay

yn.fm

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yn.fm happy anniversary to my lover, i'm so happy our paths crossed because i don't even know what i would do without you !! i love you more than words can say 🫶

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olliebearman my pretty girl !! i love you so much ❤️

yourbsf @olliebearman can i get her back now

olliebearman @yourbsf maybe tmrw

yourbsf @olliebearman it's been a week bearman 😐

olliebearman @yourbsf joint custody is so complicated with you

yn.fm @olliebearman @yourbsf HELLOO ??

[yunville]

hi guys...! i was thinking REALLLLLYYYY HARD (🤯🤯) and i decided that i'm going to start a smau series after im 3/4 done with rye kaveh smau (HINT: its 4nemo because i can't write venti & heizou 😭 we'll see how it goes) DW! i'll definitely finish the kaveh smau SOON!! i don't want it to take like 737373 chapters for them to get together!!

[staysuki]

hello! i just realized I've been reading your smaus (that i didn't know you write because I'm dumb for reading fics and not looking at the author's name 😭 I'm so sorry 😭) anyway, I've been reading—excuse my rudeness once more for not remembering your fic titles, i really suck at memorizing 😭—that hyunjin and reader fic, that seungming and reader fic, and that one where reader kind of help solves the school problems (oh my gosh I'm so terrible at this 😭 I'm really sorry 😭)

I'm honestly kind of been seunming biased lately 😭 so when i read the hyunjin fic, i was like "fuck, seungmin hates me now" and sob during the whole read, until i remember it's a hyunjin x reader fic 😭😭😭😭 and it also happened with the skz x reader one 😭 i was like "no! fuck! secretary kim don't leave 😭" and then realize that reader could literally end up with anyone else 😭

don't get me wrong though, i love all your works 🥺💗 every read puts me on a whole roller coaster ride so I'm really attached with how you write the characters and their development 🥺💗 (please, I've been sobbing so hard because of the hyunjin fic 😭 i just want candy and choco interactions back ffs 😭)

also, really excited for the season 3 of the skz x reader one (fuck, I'm really sorry for not doing well in memorizing the au titles 😭 I'll do better next time, i promise 😭) I've been really anticipating the 3rd season 🥺💗 so i hope it comes around soon 🥰

all of that aside, i do wish that you don't push yourself hard that you'll get exhausted. resting is really important! 😾 i also know that you have a life outside being a fic writer—i would know since i also write 🥴—so make sure you take time off. you don't have to always upload on time 🥺 just make sure to stay hydrated and safe and healthy 🥺🥰💗

(I'll appoint myself as 😿 anon because i feel like i might send anons in the future—that is if it's not taken 😭)

LMAOOO WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY PLS 💀💀. no need to apologize at all, i actually have the same problem from when i was a mere reader in this app— i feel bad so i also did my best to send some anon love to my fave writers once i started getting used to how this place works~ but dw, i totally understand, no need to keep apologizing, it is very funny 💀

maybe it'll help you better using the acronyms? SLC is the current hyunjin one. YHAM was the finished seungmin one. and EHALOJ is the skz ot8 one~ though idk, maybe random letters aren't the best to memorize either 🤡

you seem to be very tormented with the current state of all of my seungmin characters—i get ya, i get ya. tho tbf, i am doing that on purpose 😈😈😈. i'm also seungmin biased as well, maybe why he gets a ton of suffering, i'm a tough-lover after all 🤪. but i'm glad that you're very attached with the current state of things~ every chapter is indeed a rollercoaster, i'm actually very dizzy myself but hey, the ride soon becomes over as well so we'll see what happens in the end~

season 3 is not until mid-2022 so half a year of waiting to go~ but yk, i have a long supply of other fics and smaus that i want to go through so the page won't be dry~ i have a list of my current writing plan in #ashnnouncement ! i give updates from time to time. but all in all just wanna take a break from EHALOJ.

and ofc 😮‍💨 i've had plenty of rest recently. i like making smaus anyways. and jshwjshw please, my "update on time" is the least consistent thing ever 💀 don't worry about it. i think atp, people don't expect a proper update schedule in this blog anymore. it's either i upload 5 times a day or i disappear for a week.

but welcome to the family 😿anon! so happy to have you here uwu

[staysuki]

to 🍕 : yes im female girl woman eveything yes

i liked s1 so much that i shipped reader with hyunjin instead 😃👍 lIKE IDK jeongin u dcurb it Y^Y u blind af man but without his obliviousness, then there wouldnt be any story lol and i liked readers character there 🤩🤩🤩

aND THERES THIS SCENE I CAN NVR FORGET ABT:::: i forgot her name but the toxic gf one texted reader "i hate u" but reader replied with "the feeling's not mutual, idc abt u" AND BRUH I WAS LIKE ok fck jeongin and hyunjin,,, im marrying reader SGFOUAYSOFSA

IK U WANT FEEDBACKS ABT S2 BUT I HAVENT STARTED IT BECAUSE IT ISNT FINISH YET :"> and i kent read long fics now cuz school is out to get me 🔪 PLS SAKSAKIN NIYO NA LANG AKO (🍕 this means 'pls stab me' im translating bc ily)

ASH WHY R U THERE BY URSELF Y^Y but tnx for dj-ing hhehehhahh is felix singing live 😱😱😱 ??????

🍕 we can have our second date on minho's resto 🤩🤩🤩 u dont have to worry abt penises,,, except maybe look out for ash im sure shes wearing dick themed clothes & accessories 😭

bUT EXCUSE ME I SRSLY FEEL LIKE YOU (yes u ash) used to be one of the artistic kids in school who was always forced to join competitions XD lIKE U CUT UR HAIR ,, UR PENMANSHIP IS bOoTyfULL and ur drawings r cute 🥺👉👈

y dont u hav a nose 😞 and the chastity ring 😭😭😭 wtf ash 😭 but the bananas 😋 i cant get over you being so lonely on the corner,,, is felix on bathroom break because of all the intense live singing?? HAAHHHAHHAH

your dick drawing is so detailed while mines literally looks like -> olo ,,,, just that ; no details

and i realized all my asks are so fkng long lmao,,,, i should prob speak less 😃👍 but im only like this to you (???) MAYBE BECAUSE I CAN FEEL UR CHAOTIC ENERGY OR SMTHNG ??? like idk the way i type changes depending on how i see the writer?? one author im also talkative with has a calm vibe so i barely use caps on her asks, tho my msgs are also chaotic XD

ok bye

- bs

i love how i'm just the msngr between you and 🍕anon now 💓🙏 i love modern day romance.

JSHWJSHSS and yeah, i loved season 1 a lot too, it was the perfect bite-sized smau 😩 shouldn't have ruined it ih8myself. also i would say that jeongin's season 1 smau perfectly embodies my blog and the way i write but honestly, i think PP HEART™️ took that spot now. I LOVED WRITING THE EX-GIRLFRIEND CONFRONTATION PART TOO!! I wanted to deviate from the standard doormat type of y/n so I made her as annoying as possible (but also charming). AND YEAH. EVERYONE WAS #HyunjinBestBoy SO I JUST HAD TO MAKE AN ALTERNATE ENDING. It was fun though, everyone was pro-Juyeon until Hyunjin came in the picture. I like to take it as a compliment that I write characters and chemistry well 😌 or everyone is just so easily swayed by charming men idk.

that's understandable! i wanted to finish season 2 as soon as possible too but i ended up making it longger than intended. dw, it's almost finished i swear 😭💔 and i'll be waiting for a complete 10 page detailed analysis and commentary review on it once you finish jkjk. also 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

i'm in the corner watching over seo changbin so he doesn't flirt with y/n while felix is singing, boss' orders 😩🙏.

time to write about a minho fic where he owns a restaurant then 🤥 i'll make it boob-themed this time JKJK

AND NO BUT U R CLOSE. I used to be the textbook nerd, I spent so much time in the library, I'd stay there after class until it closed 😤. I did join a bunch of competitions but they are mostly acad-based and I was also in the student council (guess which position hehe). I also joined some pageants but let's move past that yeah(?). But unfortunately, i was NOT one of the art kids 😔 unless you count theatre and dance as art then yes.

ALSO PLEASE, i love how you keep coming back to the drawing 💀. Felix is refreshing his vocal cords 💔

I used to vandalize desk chairs back in school and I'd draw oddly detailed penises— i was a cHiLD back tHEN OKAY

ALSO DW, i like long 🥺👉👈 (all kinds of). Dw about shortening it or anything, i'll make up for it by using smaller text and also using a readmore for my reply hehe 👻peekaboo👻 or smth idfk.

ALSO HOW DARE YOU THINK I'M CHAOTIC 🤥😡🤬😫😝😩🤬🤬 DOES ME DRAWING DIFFERENT VARIATIONS OF PENISES NOT SCREAM "chill, mature, proper, classy lady" TO YOU 🕺 i am an artissê✨ but i feel special that you're only like this with me 🥺👉👈🕺🙈✨😭😩🤬🤬😝😫✨😔