#I won't let him hurt a single person there: RANPO

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chocolate chip cookie dough - ranpo edogawa x male!reader

"You like it baby?~" Ranpo moaned as he gripped your hair, pulling it even more as he thrusts down your throat. He wants you to take it all, take it all down your throat and swallow every drop of his sweet cock that would hurt to thrust down, but he just can't help it despite your pain and tears. You gagged and gagged almost a hundred times already, but you just can't resist sucking. He was sweet, he tasted sweet, like chocolate chip cookie dough you'd eat off the bowl. Pure ecstasy.

The drive was getting high, Ranpo just kept thrusting, panting moans echo as your saliva sugarcoats his cock. His emerald-green eyes glaring at you, as he closes his eyes once again, he's close, he's thrusting harder down your throat and faster. "Aaah!~" Ranpo's screams constantly fill the room paired with your gagging moans as you swallow every last drop of his hot, creamy cum from his cock.

"Y/N~ You're so cute..." Ranpo smirks and smiles, he knows his way to win a boy's heart so easily, a boy like you was starstruck the moment he knows how to work you up. Even though with the constant snacking, he always cared for you within his lazy, hazy personality. Your asshole was too tight for his cock, but then again he kept thrusting. He was addicted, addicted to the feel of you, the feel inside you, the feel he constantly craves that no snack can ever hit.

You were an addiction, something Ranpo just can't get out of your mind. Something that he constantly craves day and night, you're somebody he loves, somebody he cares about, and somebody to satisfy his cravings. Ranpo craves you, and fulfills you. Fulfills you with every unearthly desire which is the heavenly thrusts Ranpo keeps cramming down your ass. Euphoria. A haven, all the favorite spots of you being dicked down to your very greatest.

"Fuck! Y/N!~ Such a fucking tight boy!~" Ranpo groans, as he chuckles a little while sloppily thrusting inside of your asshole, his cock being consumed inside of your walls as he just kept thrusting and going. His cock reaching its brink of pleasure, the friction against your walls was enough to start a fire between a match scraping against the box. "FUUUCK!~" Ranpo yelled out, his thrusts become so much more deeper, getting faster, faster, way too fast.

Your eyes rolled at back as your hair is pulled back once again. "HOW'S IT LIKE FUCKING WITH THE GREATEST DETECTIVE?~" Ranpo chanted with moans. Yes, the greatest detective was also behind your ass, fucking your ass within every might. And you don't regret not a single bit of it. "IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!~" You chant out loud, leading Ranpo to keep thrusting and pounding more inside you, faster and faster he goes, because knowing that his cock is the only cock you'll take, and that you're taking the cock of the greatest detective in all of the world turns him on deeply.

Ranpo's breaths get scrappier and scrappier, he's about to burst inside of you, bound to explode, getting dicked down by the greatest detective? Fuck, you were living the life. Your eyes kept on rolling as pounding sounds echo the bedroom as the bed creaks more and more within Ranpo's fast and hard poundings, leaving him to shake and moan out loud, twitching arms holding up your waist as your whole body trembles in shock.

Ranpo is deep, deeep into you know, going as fast as he can as he kept trembling, his load was building up. You'd known it came to this moment but you were just too caught up in the pleasure of his cock just hitting all the right spots that you can't stop gripping on his cock, your walls are automatically hanging on his cock and won't let go. "AAAAHHH!~" Ranpo let out one long and heavy moan as he bursts inside of your asshole, a load of cum washing inside you like the river that flows near the beach.

Ranpo had never felt this much pleasure in his life, you on top of him, bouncing on his cock as you both were stripped bare ever since you and him walked in the bedroom, it was a madness of euphoric pleasure. Ranpo would moan and groan as his screams echoed as it intertwined with yours, riding his cock further impaling yourself with complete pleasure, putting it down heavy, crushing his ballsack with such extreme lengths of pleasure as his cock submerged in your walls started to twitch. His whole body began to twitch, emerald-green eyes widening as you just kept bouncing faster and faster. "FUCKING LOVE YOU Y/N FUCK!~ GAH!~ I LOVE YOU!~ MY BOY!~" Ranpo would yell out, always labeling you as his and only his, the detective indeed found something worth valuable, and that was you, so you were on your A-game. Bouncing on his cock like crazy, riding him and grinding against his pelvis, circulating his cock inside your walls making him crosseyed.

"GAAAAHHHH!~" Ranpo screamed as you bounced even faster, his cock twitching, aching to explode. Until, you bounced one last final time, making sure it's heavy weight that you probably even crashed the bed frame while doing so, as Ranpo's whole body arched up and started to explode inside your asshole making you scream in pleasure, that same river feeling washing away your insides.

"I love you my sweet Y/N~" Ranpo would mutter. "My boy~" He whispered as he kissed your cheek.

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Bungo Stray Dogs - Kafka Asagiri/Sango Harukawa Vol. 14-15: A pretty balanced commentary (*anime spoilers and manga spoilers up to ch.114)

-FYODOR, IF VILLAIN WHY SO DAMN PRETTY

-"i won't let [fyodor] hurt a single person [of the agency]" aww ranpo bb

-OMG I'D FORGOTTEN THAT IS NIKOLAI'S FIRST APPEARANCE! HI, I DON'T LIKE YOU, BUT IN A GOOD WAY, HI. 

-"terrorist murder society" lmfao, society

-i love atsushi, he exists in every font. capital letters, bold letters, small letters, soft letters, average letters, he's everything.

-when ranpo wants to turn this job down, fukuzawa looks like "...my favorite... child... has betrayed me…?!"

-oh dazai-chan. get comfy, get settled. welcome to your meursault arc that'll last for at least ten more volumes. i love it when his speech bubble is music notes.

-see, dazai, jouno can hear THE SOUND OF YOUR MUSCLES, can you control THAT, babygirl?

-NIKOLAI HAS BEEN A SECRETARY FOR HALF A YEAR, how long have they been planning this

-jouno to dazai: "i can hear your rage." awww, dazai-chan has rage. love seeing wild emotions on dazai

-i'm starting to giggle lowkey hysterically 'cause we're about to start the craziest arc, the never-ending arc, THE arc, the-

-kenji-kun is hugging the back of kunikida's chair as they watch nikolai's video, what a lovely detail

-you know what? before the next arc, there should be an interlude when fifty clues fall on the agency's lap and everyone's like "nope. not doing a thing," and just chilling because they're being baited with clues so often just to fall into traps, like damn. just ignore everything and go have a sushi.

-right, the decay of the angel is fukuchi, fyodor, nikolai, bram and sigma. five.

-ooh sigma has to give intel to get intel, interesting

-okay but does that mean someone in special division knows where the book is?! where was the page taken from, where was the book?! who has it?! why does francis need atsushi if people actually know where it's sealed?! (well, maybe francis doesn't know that)

-"DOSTOY"?! NIKOLAI HAS A PET NAME FOR FYODOR?!

-gogol is gogol is gogol and then suddenly you cut to a panel where he's breathtakingly beautiful

-i mean, i have questions about the book. i don't know how literally switching places with the white hoods or... being there from the beginning or... the whole thing with the white hoods being the agency, how the heck does that constitute narrative consistence? book-san, i have questions.

-omg, fyodor is learning "common japanese"

-vol.15- dude, what beautiful covers though

-DAZAI'S GRIN IN HIS MUGSHOT HELP ME

-book-san, if cameras materialize out of thin air is narrative consistence, what is NOT consistent exactly? like, alright, it rewrites reality - "and then they saw the footage," so a camera must've been there, so to maintain narrative consistency a camera materializes. but is that narrative consistency when a camera wasn't there in the first place? or does narrative consistency just means "anything goes except mass human extinction ‘cause we can’t have that"?

-"something beyond our abilities" might have made the book- oh, maybe we're back to the lovecraftian mysteries then?

-will we ever meet the government's mind-reading skill user, hm? hm?

-was tetchou so pretty princess in the anime? i don't remember him so

-LIL BB TETCHOU IS HOLDING HIS BREATH BC JOUNO TOLD HIM HIS BREATHING ANNOYS HIM, MY HEART

-jouno stops kenji-kun's punch with one hand, while sitting cross-legged and not batting an eyelash.

-i'm sorry, wth, jouno and tetchou are so pretty

-CHU CHU CHUUYA

-ah yes, the beginnings of my "one agency member will switch over to the mafia" suffering. on the one hand, i'm not in any hurry to see it happen 'cause i'm scared (please not dazai, please not dazai, please-). on the other hand, i'm like JUST RIP THE BAND-AID OFF AND GET IT OVER WITH, WHO IS IT

-"USABLE SKILLS" YOU SAY, yes chuuya, we have one of those, tanizaki-kun! and he's pretty okay with the idea too

-it's interesting how kunikida's ideals are also a burden to him, with him feeling some sort of relief at the prospect of losing them, ‘cause there’s a certain freedom in not having anything to live up to, not having anything to uphold, and in not being afraid of the day when it will all crumble because everything will have crumbled already. complex and human.

-very nice panel sequence when kunikida blows up himself and tetchou, very smooth, very impactful, very nice

-hm, francis also says fyodor could be communicating via the guards but... it's too simple! i still don't buy it. it's too big of a job to delegate it, not fyodor. come on, he's getting the information in real-time, or close to it.

-i just had a certain thought- "but dazai also gets info in real t-, no, he stops time, it's fine, time's irrelevant for him," this is what bsd has done to me, that's a perfectly sensible sentence now.

-DAZAI GOT CAUGHT TO SAVE THE AGENCY, FUKUZAWA, KNOW THAT! KNOW THAT, REMEMBER YOUR BLACK SHEEP CHILD! IT WASN'T A VACATION TRIP TO EUROPE!

-"it's time to play, dostoyevsky" oooh dazai-chan looks so serious. i understand the "i hate you, but also my world is boring without you" appeal, but i genuinely don't feel like this is the case for dazai towards fyodor. i joke that it's his situationship because it's funny, but i actually think that he genuinely hates fyodor and genuinely wants to take him down, no ifs, no buts, no regrets, no sense of loss.