#I won't know until you come out of your trashbin

[taralen]

FOR HIM and ONLY HIM

LOVE LETTERS #10 & #11

[girlwithwolftatoo]

Moon Boys react to Reader's annoying ex-partner

(A small self-indulgent, venting headcanon idea)

Steven Grant:

*Softest boy has claws, and will use them against whoever bothers you, including your ex, whom you have mentioned a couple of times and Steven knows two important things about: one, they're asllholes, and two, he hates them.

*So, your ex met you by accident in a place and now they're insisting on seeing you again and even inviting you "like friends". This is ruining your mood and Steven notices it, so you end up explaining to him what's going on. "Oh, really?" he says after you told all the story, with this unamused voice of him "Such a little bugger, this person"

*Will politely ask them, either by phone (if they managed to get your number) or face to face, to leave you alone. Your ex may think this weird-looking dummy isn't a threat, but Steven doesn't give up a (mostly verbal) fighting if it's needed.

*"And who are you, bud?" "Steven Grant, nice to meet you -well, not really nice, just being polite" "Are you (Y/N)'s boyfriend or what the hell?" "Their personal life is none your business, now why don't you turn on your heels, begin to walk and dissapear?"

*Extra: Steven apologizes for acting so "rude" towards your ex, thinking you may feel bothered for his interventions. But he's wrong, you love feeling protected by your sweet gentleman and you make sure to "reward" him.

Marc Spector:

*Oh Ennead gods, this man... You don't even need to tell him anything about this ex trying to contact you, poor idiot dared to bug you in front of him.

*And at the slightest sight of discomfort from you, Marc will step front. "Hi, buddy, can I help you?" he greets with this tense smile and murderous look that makes you wonder why your ex isn't running away to hide in the mountains or something.

*Will gently (I mean, in Marc's idea of gentleness) tell them to back off and leave you alone, and just to make things clear, he'll do some menacing, discrete gesture with his hands, the kind of "look I'm not saying I'm going to break your jaw but-" gesture.

*Unfortunately, your ex is stubborn and won't give up though (you know by experience) they lack of advantage against Marc. And if there's a need for some punching exchange, Marc will gladly do it. And win.

*But -what if that bastard tries to go further? Well, I hope they're ready to meet Moon Knight, 'cause that's the last thing they'll see before waking up in a hospital.

Jake Lockley:

*Overprotective to the point he can feel (almost smell) when somebody is making a move towards you. So, this person who approached you the other day in the supermarket and made you go uncomfortable (who dares to discomfort his precious corazoncito?) is his next target.

*We can consider Jake as some sort of hunting dog, he'll follow your ex's steps and take mental notes of everything, getting ready for a single but lethal blow, specially if he knows they're your ex who mistreated you.

*He won't appear next to you while they're bothering you. No. He'll wait until they take a turn or something and then... they just feel a pair of gloved hands grabbing them by the shoulders.

*"Hey there, care for a walk?" something in Jake makes everyone feel automatically menaced, and this is not exception. "So, I've seen you a couple of times around this cutie... (Y/N), you know them? Such a lovely little thing, I know... Well, the thing is... I don't want you approaching them or... calling them or anything again, ¿me entiendes? 'Cause if I find out you contact them again..."

*Maybe you ex will try to play the thug card, but it just make things worse for them. Jake knows how to play rough, and will. No surprise the next time they meet one of them will end up bleeding and with a broken leg and a missing finger in a trashbin. A small clue: the poor bastard won't be Jake.

*Extra: "Jake, remember I told you about this ex who was... bothering me? Well, it seems they grew tired 'cause I haven't see them in a while" "I'm so pleased to hear that, mi amor, I'm sure they won't come back"