#I wish trying to find old archives of tweets from deleted twitter accounts wasn't such a nightmare

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#didn't realise Taichi and Despe had a fling! #from the timestamps I'm guessing this was while Dangerous Tekkers were on a break #and before Taichi and Sanada got together

Going by their twitter posts, Taichi and Desperado have at the very least been drunkenly and nakedly making out for many years, including while Dangerous Tekkers were a tag team. The older tweets from Desperado are all gone since he's deleted his older twitter accounts, although Taichi and Kanemaru's side of the conversations are still there. They only stopped tweeting about this kind of stuff after Suzuki Gun disbanded - and even then, Taichi's last tweet to Desperado about the faction disbanding was "Let's get naked together again someday"

Desperado (quoting a tweet from New Japan's official twitter which is about an interview with Desperado but accidentally used this photo instead):

"That photo ain't me!"

Taichi:

"To think, that's what your face really looks like under there...

You really are ugly!!"

Despe:

"Wait a-! Dummy!

I said that ain't meeEeee!

And don't expose what I look like!"

Taichi:

"From the beard to the bone structure,

that is definitely you!!

I'm shocked at how incredibly hideous you are Don't talk to me ever again with that ugly face"

Despe:

"What kind of discriminatory behavior is this!!

We've been dating for a pretty long time now, and I've had a face like this the whole time!

And anyway I don't get what's wrong with it!?"

Taichi:

"Your beard is always scratchy when we kiss!"

Despe:

"Ah, sorry about that.

I'll be more careful from now on."