#I want Jack Sparrow as Ed and Stede's son!
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rewatching pirates of the caribbean and looking at the Jack Sparrow family tree made me realize a very funny thing.
Edward Teague is Jacks father.
He is losely based on Edward Teach.
(I know there's a Blackbeard in Pirates of the Caribbean, who is called Edward Teach, but let's ignore that for a second. Blackbeard is a name losely used for any captain who has the vibe honestly.)
If Edward Teague aka Jack Sparrows Dad was Blackbeard....
he-
would be Jacks Dad.
And Stede would be his Mom.
Jack Sparrow has gay parents.
Let me live that fantasy please
#I know that's stupid#I just want that to be true#let me live my little mindfuckery#I want Jack Sparrow as Ed and Stede's son!#pirates of the caribbean#jack sparrow#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd meta#potc#edward teach#edward teague#stede bonnet
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