#I want 096 to guest star here sometimes I wuv him so much he's my precious lil shy baby

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          “   I would humbly request a change of scenery ... moreover, I would request a change of EARSHOT.   ”

          Ah, why, one may ask ?

          “   096 has become increasingly more tolerant with regard to having eyes on him of late.   On the whole this is a good thing ; less risk to staff and us other SCPs, certainly less risk to himself and a better self-image and sense of confidence and less manic sobbing and all that.   However, if I have to listen to him talking through our cell walls about WHAT A JOY HIS THERAPY HAS BEEN and babbling on about wanting to be friends and when Miss Snow is coming back, I am going to snap in a terrifying way.   ”

          He’s happy for 096.   Sure.   But.

          “   ... Is that him again ?   Do you hear that ?   096 !!   You menace !   Cease your babbling at once !!   What must a gentleman do to get some PEACE AND QUIET around here ?!   ”