#I think you got it mixed up sorryyyyyy

[cemeterymaid]

Mikatan I'm not joking when I say the Kazui brain worms are getting to me

You mentioned once in passing that you hc'ed Kazui to have aspd right. So. I'm going to ramble in your inbox now sooooo sorryyyyyy

I'm also very sorry if I get anything about aspd wrong, since I'm not very familiar with it.

So. Kazui. There's no way in hell he'd go to therapy under any circumstance. Mental health has only been started to get talked about in recent years, and even then we still have people who are either Very Oblivious about it, or say they support people with mental health but throw them under the bus the moment we do something "wrong" (I.E; that one Twitter post that's like "people with depression don't clean their teeth??? Ewww" or something like that). So...

Back to Kazui, not only would his parents not want to take him to counseling, but Kazui himself would also not want to do it, even now that he's an adult.

One of the symptoms of ASPD I believe, is risk taking / breaking rules. I don't think any symptoms would be very noticeable on him (he knows how to hide them), yet nevertheless he breaks small rules, or acts very smart about them.

Taking alcohol to school, but hiding it in a water bottle that isn't clear, or mixing it with coke so the smell isn't so noticeable. Carefully stealing a man's wallet so him and his friends can go to the amusement park. Falsifying his parents writing so he can write letters to his school justifying any absent days, even though he doesn't feel sick at all, just so he can miss school; then coming home later in the day and pretending he did, in fact, attend class.

Though, eventually, all those small "crimes" start pilling up at the back of his brain. A sort of death by a thousand paper cuts. Like a colony of ants going up his back, or tiny, tiny needles puncturing his heart.

Maybe he ended up in the police force as a way to "make up" for it...

I also have more thoughts about how he actually got diagnosed (or got close to getting diagnosed at his big age) but uh. I feel like this ask is getting wayyyy too long now.

Again feel free to correct me if I got anything wrong, or if you think Kazui wouldn't act like this or whatever!! You've been thinking about these bugs for longer than I have, after all (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

aaaaa I'm listening to you oomf this is my really real reaction. I like listening to you yap about Kazui it's so joyous and makes me happy. Crushes bug under my finger.

[watchingyoufromthestars]

Okay, time for my mixed feelings on Scam Likely and how nobody can escape the repetitive cycle of being an imperfect father. I’ll try to be objective as I break down the scene in Goofs Realm, but I’m in my Scam hater era.

THIS IS LONG, SORRYYYYYY

No father will be perfect in fiction or reality, and it’s a running theme of the show. The mistakes of your past define the present and the families have been constantly doomed to repeat them, but in new, fresh, fucked up ways. There are varying levels of mistakes all of them have made in the story, especially compared to Willy, but he’s his own special case.

Scam’s sin is ignorance. To the world around him and individuals’ feelings. Consistently he is shown to not realize outside of his Goofs that they can heavily affect other people in ways they do not like. That actions have consequences. His entire relationship with Jodie was a joke to him, while Jodie was left without his romantic partner a second time and was scammed out of a son (and in more ways than one since Hermie was spawned as a teenager instead of a baby). It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt, and now that someone is his son and he’s dead.

“He tries to hide the fact that he is actually emotionally affect by this, but he only got a 6, so you can see that he is genuinely upset.”

In his own way, Hermie does matter to him. I think Scam is a very hard being to compare to the rest of the cast because of his Goofs realm nature. He has an entirely different set of morals and ground rules of existence. For christ sake you die forever into nothingness in Goofs Realm if you stop being funny. But now Scam is confronted with a harsh truth and he can’t deny an emotional mode outside of Silly and Laughter.

“I didn’t even think of him as something that could die. He was just a goof. Goofs never die. It’s like- all jokes are always funny forever.”

We truly see Scam’s mindset here. Be it as a Goofs native or just who he is individually, he only thinks of The Big Joke of it all. Hermie was not an individual with feelings to be loved and raised (not that he even raised him at all), Hermie was just a joke to him. And it wasn’t even in any personal way. Everything is a joke to him.

“Where is he? Is he in Hell? Is he in Heaven?”

“I don’t know! He doesn’t have a soul! He’s not like you or me. Well, not like you.

And here it’s cemented in just how irregular Hermie is. Neither him nor Scam have a soul. As much as we’ve visited dead characters on this podcast, there’s nowhere that Hermie can be reached. This incarnation of him is gone forever.

“Do you forgive me for whatever is about to happen? I’m truly going to try.”

Try as he might to make things right — in his own insane way of ‘farting and it’ll be so funny that he’ll come back’ — that’s not something that’s been allowed lately on this show. And what could he even do to make things right anyways? There’s no joke to be made when someone has passed, and no joke can bring them back.

“I’m so sorry, I didn’t think it would happen like this. I didn’t think he would actually develop a personality; he was just supposed to be a Goof machine. Nobody was supposed to be sad if something happened to him.”

Again, Hermie’s existence was just a part of one big goof and scam for him. Meta and Story, Hermie is and was a joke. He was just supposed to be this silly little guy, but then as time marched on he developed into something of a person. Something a lot of us got attached to and something Normal held onto dearly. “Nobody was supposed to be sad if something happened to him”, but he became too much of a Person for that to stay true.

“I could make you another one.”

And then there’s this line. It kills me in a very specific way. Scam is just so disconnected from human nature that he doesn’t know fully realize the value an individual life holds. Yes, he could just make another Hermie, but that’s not the Hermie. To use the first metaphor that comes to mind, it’s like making a mastercopy. In a previous painting class, we studied a singular painting for one project and recreated it to the best of our abilities. As skilled as one can be in painting, you cannot truly recreate the original. There’s history imbued in the original, and it’s lived a lifetime before your own version was created. Even if you create a version indistinguishable from the original, it is still not the same.

All of this is to say that I cannot truly judge Scam, at least from a certain standpoint. I have very mixed feelings about him, but he’s a unique case of a character that’s very different than judging one of the human dads. Am I rambling here? Am I spouting nonsense? I don’t know, I’m still in distress over crying multiple times from this episode. I’m not proof reading this lol

[ayyponine]

sometimes u just realise there are things you are getting too old for  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

went to a free lil festival the other day w a colleague, her bf, his lil brother and one of his friends and. can i just say. i was like ten years older than everyone else there and by god did i feel it

the boys were playing football in the streets then climbed some random scaffolding and i was the only one going oooooo be careful now oh god do not fall off

on our way to the park the bf offered me a cigarette (very kind) by going "rookt u?" aka addressing me w the formal you i mean thats very polite and well mannered of him but also i never felt more old lady chaperoning in my life it almost knocked me back

once there the two younger boys snapped a pic of a woman in a mobility scooter and were sending it back n forth over social media and i was sooo fucking. floored to even be a witness to this i didnt even know how to react aside frm looking at them like >:/???????????

we had planned on going to a concert but they were only interested in the DJ after party thing which only lasted like. an hour. nvm the lineup of the prev 3 hrs they just wanted to go fr that tail end

once there barely 15 mins in me and the colleague were sent out again to go get booze. we went to the store and she didnt have enough on her card. i offered to pay w cash but she refused and instead got on the phone w her bf until he transsferred enough to get it. then i almost smuggled in our bottles of 1. booze and 2. soda but backpedaled when she mentioned getting caught could mean getting fined and i, an entire 30 yr old, didnt much care abt getting on my record a mention of smuggling alcohol into a park to give to idek how old the lil brother and his friend were their behaviour sure suggested they were under 18. like im not doing that.

to smuggle shit in easier my colleague dumped out some of the coke and most of the vodka to mix em up and only carry in one bottle and all i could think was omg... you just paid like 20 euros fr that liquor and now youre pouring it out in this planter and leaving the bottle w it what a shame what a waste you couldve at least offered me some before dunking it straight out damn

once we were back in and ready to hear the final like. again mb 15 minutes of this DJ act all i could do was stand tall and shield their drinking frm a big ole conspicuous cola bottle they were passing oaround from the eyes of any police possibly lurking. did i mention they also had a set of vapes youre not allowed to have in this country. with like lil lights on em

also the lil brother got bumped into by a woman in her mb late fifties who was like omggg sorryyyyyy so obv i turned around and talked to her fr a sec like its ok. are you ok and when she was like im finnneee just had a lil too much to drink (do you have friends here to look after you and make sure you get home safe) yea and its alright im bikinggg (that can be dangerous too pls be careful) okk (ok enjoy yr night)

anyway the evening was over after that and they walked back home and all i could think was well i loved spending some time w my colleague either way but also. i came down an hour early. she and i walked the dog before we went to the thing. could any of those guys not have idk. gone to buy booze beforehand if thats what they wanted. or better yet pregamed before we went on the five min walk to the event from their house. did they really HAVE to have alcohol in their hands during the ONE SINGLE HOUR they spent there. and why the hell were we the ones to go and get it for them christ

me just standing there the entire time thinking wow this is so camille when she goes to the party w amma and her friends and is a witness to all their high school drama. this is so cross hands prefight bathroom core when gary knows his friends are tired of him and hes trying to invite himself into this group of youngsters who ARE having a good time

like god bless them fr inviting me along. next time let me meet up w another 30 yr old so we can actually attend the music and enjoy the vibes damn i truly am too old for this. why did i low key wish i instead was w the friend group of 50+ers havin a drink too many and dancing and singing along to the act hello

[iamtired10]

chapter one; who are you?

warnings: mentions of alcohol and make outing, minji being a total meanie blah blah

word count: 1.4k

synopsis: never in your wildest dreams did you think you’d cross paths with the kim minji—your sister’s enigmatic best friend, notorious for her icy demeanor and emotionless exterior. but when your lives intertwine, everything you thought you knew gets upended in ways you never imagined.

“you’ve got to be kidding me,” you muttered under your breath, tightening your grip on the phone pressed against your ear. “you promised you'd come pick me up.” you looked around the empty university campus. it was 11:34 p.m., the campus completely deserted except for the occasional distant sound. the sky outside grumbled ominously, and the wind was starting to pick up speed, a sure sign of the storm that was about to hit.

“wait, you’re still waiting for me?” haerin’s voice came through, sounding confused.

“then why do you think i called you 23 times and blew up your phone with 99+ messages?”

“oh, right. yeah, sorryyyyyy, but i’m kind of stuck here mixing drinks. you know, cocktails, bartending duties—there are like a hundred girls to handle. i totally forgot. my phone was in my room charging.” her voice was casual, but the noise in the background betrayed her—there was laughter, music. “why are you still at uni this late anyway?”

“project,” you sighed, exhaustion creeping into your voice. “it was brutal. but enough about that—are you coming to get me or not?”

“mhmm, no can do. i’m busy, you know, farewell party stuff. just grab a taxi or something.” her nonchalance stung a little, but you weren’t surprised.

“really? or are you just too busy hooking up with some random girl? and FYI, my wallet’s empty, and my bank account is zero. i’m just a broke university student, so do something. you can make out later.” you glanced up as the sky growled again, feeling the wind whip at your face.

“haha, nope, i’m behaving—pinky promise. let me see what i can do.” she let out a small laugh, but you could sense she was already distracted again.

“am i seriously gonna be waiting for you forever? is this my fate—abandoned in the middle of a storm while you party it up? leaving your baby sister out here in the dark? Real classy.” You rolled your eyes, frustration growing.

“hey, do you at least have the pepper spray i got you last year?” haerin’s tone shifted, suddenly serious.

you groaned, remembering the seven pepper sprays she’d gifted you for your birthday. you’d asked for a dior bag, and instead, you got ‘survival gear.’ typical haerin. and of course, you hadn’t used any of them—they were all still at the bottom of your bag, gathering dust.

“yes, i have it,” you muttered as the wind started howling. “but seriously, do something. it's about to rain any second.”

“alright, alright. hold tight. i’ll send someone to pick you up—shouldn’t take more than 15-20 minutes. and if any creeps show up, you know what to do.” she hung up before you could say anything else.

“great. now she’s sending someone. probably one of her latest flings,” you muttered, staring down at your phone. another crack of thunder echoed through the sky. it had been raining non-stop lately, and you’d forgotten your umbrella today. perfect timing.

your phone buzzed, breaking your thoughts.

— ★ —

hyein then hyeout!

yoo where r u? 

we’re already at ur sister's party! 

did u finish that project w that ugly dude?

r u dead or smth?

---

kang haerin the worst (best) sister 

do u have that secret knife w u?

btw i sent someone to get u

— ★ —

you stared at the message, thumbs hovering over the keyboard, trying to piece together who could possibly be coming to get you. your mind ran through the possibilities—was it one of your sister’s friends, someone she trusted, or just some random person she’d sent at the last minute?

whoever it was, you really didn’t care as long as you could get out of this empty university and to the party. it’d already been two hours, and your friends were probably wondering where the hell you were.

the sky groaned again, low and menacing, as the first raindrops splattered onto your arm. "perfect," you muttered, wiping them away. “of course, it would start raining right now.”

you looked down at your phone again and sighed. “where's my knight in shining armor, huh? whoever unnie sent better be on their way.”

right on cue, headlights appeared from around the corner, and a sleek, black bentley continental GT S coupe glided to a stop in front of you. the kind of car that screamed money.

it was definitely not a regular pick-up.

the engine cut, and the driver’s door swung open.

a woman stepped out, tall and commanding in a sharp blazer that accentuated her muscular frame. she moved with a calm, calculated grace, but the dim light from the streetlamp barely gave you a glimpse of her face. when she stepped forward, you finally saw her features clearly.

strikingly attractive. but there was something else about her—an air of authority, cold and unapproachable.

who is she?

the sky rumbled again, the rain picking up just slightly.

“Get in.” her voice was low and steady, almost like she didn’t need to raise it to be heard.

it was the kind of tone that demanded attention without trying. her face, still unreadable, was as cold as the storm brewing above.

you gulped, suddenly feeling small in her presence. “uh, sorry, but who are you?” you stood, grabbing your bag, glancing up at the now drizzling sky.

she crossed her arms, eyes never leaving yours. “kang y/n, right?” her tone was flat, matter-of-fact. you nodded quickly. “your sister sent me. to pick you up.”

“oh,” you muttered, a little more at ease but still cautious. “so unnie sent you? i’m guessing you’re a friend of hers?”

“does that matter?” her words cut through the air like a blade, making you blink twice in disbelief. wow, rude much?

“no, i mean—" you sighed, trying to keep your cool. "i mean who are you? i just can't hop into a stranger's car without knowing who you are, y’know? it’s not exactly safe these days, especially with women being just as dangerous as… men.” your voice dropped to a murmur at the end, instantly regretting the words as they left your mouth. you cringed internally, bracing yourself for the backlash, maybe some sarcastic comment, or worse, pure annoyance.

“kim minji." the sky rumbled as if on cue, the thunder echoing the tension between you two.

you opened your eyes cautiously, expecting her face to show something. maybe irritation, maybe amusement—but no. her face was a blank slate, cold as ice. “cardiac surgeon at seoul private hospital. 27 years old. six feet tall. i hate waiting. is that enough?”

“oh... uh—right..." for a second, your usual confidence felt like it was slipping through your fingers. you weren't used to being thrown off like this, especially not by a woman. usually, you were the one making people feel flustered, not the other way around. but her cold, piercing gaze and deadpan expression had you feeling like a deer caught in headlights.

“i mean, how do you know my unnie?” you asked, clearing your throat in an attempt to regain some composure. you couldn’t just climb into a stranger’s car without some context, right? for all you knew, she could be anyone.

and, okay, she definitely looked like she could play the part of a serial killer. a very attractive serial killer, but still.

“friend,” she replied curtly, her tone as frigid as ever. she made no move to elaborate, just stood there beside her car door, like this entire exchange was a waste of her precious time.

“oh, right, hello... i’m kang y/n." you gave a stiff, awkward bow. “nice to meet you, i guess?”

“i know who you are,” she said flatly. without so much as blinking, she tilted her chin toward the backseat, signaling for you to get in.

you just stood there, still processing. was that it? that was all she was gonna say?

her voice, low and cold, broke through the silence again. “i assume you're not waiting for me to open the door for you. and it’s going to rain. i’d prefer not to waste more time standing here.”

without another word, she got into the driver’s seat and shut the door behind her.

you couldn’t help but let out a frustrated sigh, muttering “rude” under your breath. she was so rude, but the car... that expensive car practically screamed luxury.

whoever she was, she had money.

and right now, all you wanted was to get to the party and forget about this awkwardness.

as you reached for the back door, you hesitated for a second, the rain starting to lightly patter around you. yeah, she might be rude, but the alternative was walking in the rain, and you were way too tired for that. you could deal with her cold attitude for one car ride.

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a/n: yesss finally posted!! sorry y'all i've been saurrr busy lately. my exams started and i totally forgot to finish the other half of the chapter :'( my bad! really sorry for the delay! i'm hoping to update the second chapter next week if all goes well. hope u enjoy this one tho, and thanks for being patient w me!! have a great day/night wherever you are <3

[seancekitsch]

Can I have a drabble from cliche prompts 29 and 35 with Cahir x female reader?

hi sorry i mixed this up with the other cahir request because i can’t read but here please enjoy anyway i’m sorryyyyyy

#23: “Just tell why you did it!” “Because I’m in love with you, okay!”

#46: Argument leading to kissing/sex

You were bleeding, nothing that the healers couldn’t fix, and as far as you both knew you’d live. But you were bleeding. And all because you put yourself in harms way trying to block someone who had snuck up on Cahir with a dagger. It had cut you and blood was everywhere before he knew it. Now that the battle was done, he could focus on you.

“I’m sending you away,” Cahir strains to speak.

“You can’t be serious!” you cry, “over a scratch?”

“I’m soaked in your blood. You’re leaving,” there’s finality in his words, but you just saved his life. Is this his idea of a thank you? You just saved this man’s life. He would have been slashed in the throat had you not stepped in. And now he wanted you to leave.

“If I hadn’t been here you would be dead,” you’re sure to remind him.

“If you hadn’t been here you wouldn’t have been stabbed,” he deadpans, “if you hadn’t been here you wouldn’t have needed me to carry you to a team of healers.”

He had carried you? Maybe you lost more blood than you thought. You don’t remember being carried by Cahir to the healers. Actually, you don’t remember how you got to the healers that fixed you up.

“Just tell me why you did it!” he presses, “Tell me why you had to go and endanger yourself and say it was for my sake!”

“Because I’m in love with you, okay!” The words spill out of your mouth that’s apparently working on its own accord before you can stop and think of some other excuse to placate him. fuck. You’re probably definitely getting sent away. There’s no way he returns your feelings, he’s yelling at you right now for gods sake!

But then his lips are on yours, hard and clumsy. Smashing his lips into yours. His hands quickly roam from the back of your head to your shoulders to your arms to your back, frantic to find purchase that feels right without touching the side of you with a fresh stab wound. This is now a battle of affection and passion. This is a battle you will win.

[mongoosejpeg]

Random concepts my brain comes up with (or just random things I think of)

I tried to avoid angst (and u!sides) but....I came up with a lot of angst (i think?)....ajdhdh sorryyyyyy

Also....dont question anything pls....im very sleep deprived and dont know anything and dont take anything to seriously

Also....theres very bad english in here so...yeah....

Warning: uh....might be u!sides.....idk ajshxh...itll be in the tags tho

Logan will quote a different school house rock song, everyday, to Virgil

Patton takes Romans sash and puts it around his forehead/waist cuz hes a pirate

Virgil steals Janus' cape and will be an airplane and everytime he passes a side he will say nyooommm

Roman will take Virgils makeup (who has a lot of different colors) and do the other sides makeup

Remus will take Logans glasses and wear them wrong on purpose cuz he knows it annoys Logan

Logan and Deceit don't do anything or take anything cuz theyre the parents™

Its legit canon that they have their own phones......Virgil has a lavender phone case, Logan has a gold case, Roman has a golden phone case, Patton has a red phone case (i think)

Everyday Virgil will give Patton a stone with a tiny piece of paper telling the meaning at the same time...everyday. virgil does this cuz 1. he has too many 2. it gives him smth to do and gets him to be a tiny bit productive

Janus has a bunch of plants a l o t o f p l a n t s like....almost an excessive amount

Dukexiety/tangled au.....repunzal as Virgil and flynn as remus (idk)

Logan t poses almost all the time

The way to tell Patton and Janus apart is that janus knows how babies are made (messenger falcons) and Patton does not

Virgil likes pasta with no sauce (pathta wif nu thathe) (if ya get the reference....good job)

Virgil has yet to have a debate with Patton, Janus and Remus

Every time there is a new disney movie roman will just be...*flappy hands* for like.....a good half hour before actually watching it

The mind vs. the heart is just an old married couple™ fight

"Oh ofc. i never wanted you to feel like you couldnt" like.....the way patton says it....sounds like a mix of Deceits voice and Pattons voice

Anytime the other sides/Thomas has a problem, Logan will dress up as Sherlock...and patton (no matter where he is) will pop up as Watson and the little arguement will happen everytime

Rhythm Redux has hints of Mandy goes to med school

Virgil is pretty short....not by much but still one of the shortest side. When his anxiety heightens, he grows taller for x hours. Then when he calms down, he goes back to his normal height

Remus would practice forbidden fruit all the time, so that when he and Thomas finally met, he wouldnt mess up (cuz ew...who wants tk mess up on their own song?). Sometimes he would scream it, especially when Virgil was around

In moving on pt.1 virgil said "no" and then his hand flew up to cover his mouth...which was deceit

Janus with a flower crown around his hat

Janus has a snek in his hat and its never ending...like a mandelbrot fractal

Logan info dumps about space and Janus is the only one who actually, truly listens

Are there healthy distractions has more analogical....

Logan will carry around a notebook and pen/pencil at all times....especially for Virgil...like...when he gets a panic or anxiety attack...logan will give him the notebook so he doesnt have to talk

Janus has several different bowler hats and the other sides (besides logan and maybe patton?) will steal all of them and hide them

Logan and Roman will watch movies together, purely to rewrite it....virgils there to have a disney debate with Roman

When Thomas gets really anxious, virgil will kick down a door and go through a window, feet first

they are their own villians

whats virgils, janus' and remus' biggest fears? Logan

All of the sides have/need glasses but Logan and Patton are the only ones who actually...wear them...obviously

For virgils birthday, Logan got Virgil a puzzle book (or Christmas)

Virgil met his new years resolution (like...he got it done)

*has to watch beauty and the beast for this one* technically....beauty and the beast isnt Stockholm Syndrom......belle traded herself so her father could be free....the beast never took maurice....he wondered into the castle by himself and got...captured....sooo technically...idk where im going with this ajsjxh

Virgil has a crap ton of funko pops

Everytime Patton goes into Virgils room, he'll come out scared of the curtains

When Roman said "you are nothing compared to the others" and his hand went over his mouth....was that deceit? like....him not wanting Thomas to even know about him or remus yet..or orange side?

"Im not evil" foreshadowing for remus

Patton can yell "i will physically fight you" as loud as logan can yell "falsehood"

Virgil is a Ravenclaw (i think we all knew this tho ajsjdh)

When Logan actually shows sadness (the like....one time he did) the other sides will give him validation (telling him hes right, he cool etc.) and just...give him love (they will also do this with the other sides too)

Logan will pop up and ask Thomas about the picture with circles that is hanging above Thomas's (?) couch.

Logan has yet to actually solve a problem by himself...... hes either used information they already knew, or needed/used the others help (sorry)

Virgils the only one Logans said "sorry" to....he usually says "apologies"

The dark sides have pan(heh) pancake and pillow fights (the darks sides....remus and Virgil and janus just stands there until something gets thrown at him....then he joins)

Every year for their birthday, Roman and Logan will always get a jar (or more) of crofters

Every time Logan has crofters (like...pb&j or toast or smth idkkkkk) he'll keep making puns for an hour straight (gay)

Virgil watched dhmis and got weirded out for like....a week

When Janus is around, Patton and Roman will make a bunch of snake puns and janus will stand there like :|

Logan is allergic to anything "sweet" like....butterfingers

Did....did you guys know...that the cast of sander sides....is...Thomas sanders....i just learned that....thats...crazy wow....when were you guys gonna tell me? (fun fact.....every fricken time thomas yawned in dwit....i yawned)

Virgil researches architecture or like.....studies it?

Remus and/or Janus is/are (?) a ghost....ok remus...

Remus is actually really smart and gets along with Logan pretty well

Virgil was the least...like...responsive(?) after forbidden fruit

Virgils eyes are more red in dwit (could just be Thomas and that he was tired or smth)

Whenever Remus walks past Patton, he'll take off his ears but then put them back on when he goes out of Pattons sight (english who?)

In the bloopers (not really but shhhhh) or smth when Remus knocked Logans teeth out, logan said "figuwawivwy"

Whenever Virgil "sounds the alarm" he (and maybe patton and remus) will go "weoo" for a few minutes as loud as he can

Logan has a baymax plush

Janus is obsessed with Hocus Pocus (despite Logan pointing out all the inconsistencies)

In clbg when patton said yes to thomas when he asked if there are anymore sides that were hidden away from him, he glanced at virgil (and logan) and virgil got super uncomfortable

Janus will always say the "you better watch out" vine

Everytime Logan has an idea, he'll say lightbulb out loud...like...just..."lightbulb" and the other sides just stare at him like.."wha-???" until he explains

[tuwasduwillst]

Shadowbringers (pt 4/end)

This just has spoilers for everything, basically. :U I finished it and don’t feel like splitting stuff up because I have over 1k screenshots to go through...

Katana-bearing Centurion: Besides, there is but one hand that can make me whole again. My enemy... my friend...

He probably just says “friend” there in Japanese, but I don’t have my whole game switched, so I don’t get to know for sure. Good to know you’re still being weird, Zenos.

Don’t you smirk at me like that, mister.

Here’s Urianger being handsome, as usual

I hated fighting this old dude as Thancred.

1) I still can’t believe he can easily take out the WoL like he did

2) Stop making me be sword dudes!!

3) I get why they wanted people to see the dialogue here, but it was so slooooow and I died once near the end and had to do it all over again and ughhh, just go away

Ryne looks cute with her new hair and eyes, at least. :) Thancred is still a bad dad, but at least he’s doing better now... I guess.

Also, Urianger’s reaction to finding out that Thancred was paying attention to some of his talks about pixies was really good, haha.

...I wanna listen to Urianger give a pixie lecture...

Wow

This was something the game threw together when I asked it to pick recommended gear. It’s... some kind of look.

The Exarch/G’raha Tia is a qt. Y’know, I figured it was probably G’raha Tia, but I didn’t remember him being so short... and the lack of cat ears also made me doubt myself, haha.

I’m really glad I did the Crystal Tower stuff, though, because otherwise I’d... well, I’d still think that G’raha Tia/the Exarch is cute and like him a lot, but it wouldn’t have had the same impact.

I took a bunch of screenshots of Mikh’a. :U

& Emet-Selch, ofc

that one old dude: If you would pass me, you must endure all that I have learned on the battlefield... For I am a weapon forged in the fires of war!

~*oooh, I’m so scared of you and your tiny amount of health left*~

My MP doesn’t even have a dent in it, really. This is why I had such a hard time believing this dude could take out the WoL!! Even the first time we fought, I had tons of MP available to me and could’ve made a full recovery from being brought down to 1 HP. (...well, I have Benediction which is kind of cheating, but still.)

At least this was the last time I had to deal with him. He’s probably the worst thing about the expansion, which I guess I can deal with since the rest of it was so good.

Lots of really pretty screenshot opportunities in this expansion. c:

Mt. Gulg is something I thought was common to a bunch of FF games for some reason, but apparently it was in the original Final Fantasy, FFIX, and some random spin-off games. Weird.

How did Mikh’a hear him talking from that far away??

Emet-Selch has such a good design and you can tell that a lot of work was put into him. The expressions he makes, the way he stands and walks--it’s all unique to him and it makes him stand out a lot.

Even after everything that happened in the expansion, I’m really fond of him. They made the right move in having him kind of forge a more personal relationship with you/the WoL, because if he hadn’t been obnoxious in the background throughout most of the expansion it wouldn’t have been anywhere near as interesting/good as it ended up being.

I obviously chose to say that they were all Alphinaud’s assistants. :P

This little scene was so cute... lali-hos for everyone...

Crystal Exarch: Ugh! I would thank you not to shoot me!

I’m sorryyyyyy ; ~; You were there and I wanted to see what would happen!!!

Crystal Exarch: Ah heh... It may interest you to know that Mikh’a is a great hero in the land whence he hails. Some would say the greatest.

This little venture made me feel like I’d suddenly gotten married and adopted a child

(Which I’d be totally fine with, tbh.)

I loved this thing, actually!! I got to heal G’raha Tia, he healed me, we both healed our new tiny dwarf child, it was great.

c:

I’m still using the Mogrod. I’m never going to stop using it. Give me another thing that has a flower and swirly rainbows all over and maybe I’ll switch weapons, but until then? No.

...unless there’s, like... a really, really pretty plant weapon, especially if it matches Mikh’a’s outfit... but I don’t think there is.

I got to put my bubble on them. :D

He’s so cuuuuuute. And Mikh’a clearly agrees with my thoughts on him, considering the expression on his face when he looks at him.

One of the reasons I keep Mikh’a wearing the WHM gear is because I really like the contrast I get--a lot of the major characters wear black, so it looks nice when they stand next to each other. :D

Katana-bearing Centurion: The whereabouts of my one true friend, however--they interest me greatly. I but hope the beasts of this “First” are providing him proper sport.

Zenos is so funny to me. He just pops up like “did someone mention my friend” while his dad and Elidibus are having a serious conversation.

Innocence has beautiful hair and if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes I’d never believe that he was Vauthry.

You can kind of see @tarifu in this screenshot! :D

You can definitely see her here--wait... why is half the party wearing dwarf beard outfits...

This is probably weird to say, but I genuinely like when characters I play in games like this suffer/are in pain. Not, like... constantly. I just like it when NPCs get to express concern and you aren’t some kind of unbreakable hero 24/7. >_>

Obviously I was going to say his name, who wouldn’t.

This made me cry!! I thought he was dead. :C

But thankfully Emet-Selch didn’t want him dead, so he did not die.

...why’d he even need a gun? Has he always had a gun?

I wish I could just float off into the sky after ruining everything and being a big jerk

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I died when I came here with Jack and Mari because I didn’t realize I was being targeted by the boss until it was too late. :,)

I got to practice using my shield, though!! I’m not used to having one so I’m not super great at remembering it exists and using it; the tether thing is a good visual for “this specific person is going to be damaged soon and a shield would be Good”. ...unless everyone’s bunched up and I can’t tell who has it until it’s too late, I guess.

I know I’m level 80 now, but there’s still a lot I haven’t done and I’m still trying to figure out what the best way to do things is sometimes... I still need to mess with my hotbars and stuff, actually. I think I might switch some things around more than I already have, because some useful things aren’t as easy to use as they could/should be and I’ve been wanting to mess around with stuff for a while. The Trust dungeons should be a really good opportunity to test new configurations! Or the squad dungeons, I guess. :/a

I’m still not Ardbert’s biggest fan, but I don’t dislike him.

Poor Urianger, getting stuck with the role of the only other person to know the Exarch’s plans. :(

& then everyone died going to the bottom of the sea and the game ended

I got to help put dwarf helmets on sineaters :U

I also remembered that I have fancy wings now, wheee

I got a nice new outfit after doing my last Healer role quest! :D I like it a lot~ The whites are brighter than the last outfit, and the bit in back accommodates his tail much better than the corset did.

I might play around with mixing and matching some pieces once I get newer stuff, but for now this is what I’ve got! c:

...and I refuse to wear the hat. 100%. I’m not making Mikh’a look like a weird nun. :|

Amaurot was really good, even if being there mostly just made me sad. >_> The not-people were so cute and nice, though...

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The WoL hanging out on this giant bench is so cute.

I liked getting to talk to Emet-Selch’s friend. c: Well... kind of, anyway. Since it’s not really his friend...

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Emet-Selch: I have broken bread with you, fought with you, grown ill, grown old! Sired children and yes, welcomed death’s sweet embrace.

I still don’t 100% understand how Ascians work, but I guess it’s canon that Emet-Selch fucks :/a

I regret typing that, I think, but it is apparently true

i think your fireplace has something wrong with it

Really though, this dungeon was excellent.

Alisaie decided that she wanted to LB right as one of the bosses was doing one of those “hide behind a rock Or You Will Die” things so she died & I accidentally walked right off the edge near the end of the last boss fight (oops), but other than that things went okay!

D:

ardbert could you please clean your axe somehow before you point it at me like that. tia

This was a really neat moment :U

I’m not calling Emet-Selch Hades ever. Sorry, Emet-Selch.

I was kind of afraid to do this trial and almost waited until someone would be able to do it with me, but it really wasn’t that bad in the end!

...except for when I died five times to the same attack... orz It was that arm-sweeping one, too, so it’s not like it’s not obvious that it’s coming. My problem was that I kept getting Raised in bad places right before it happened, so he basically just kept smacking me down over and over again.

(Which was partially my fault, because I should’ve waited to accept the Raise until I knew it was safe to be alive, but... I don’t like leaving the other healer alone and I don’t want to just be lying there uselessly if I can avoid it.)

Fortunately(?) the party wiped due to something completely unrelated (a failed mechanic I had nothing to do with) and I didn’t die at all the second time around! So at least there was that.

I liked this bit in the dark. c:

I also liked when I got trapped in the bubble and didn’t have to do anything. Thanks, Emet-Selch!

Genuinely though, it was a nice little chance for me to calm the hell down because my anxiety was getting real bad before/during this fight. >_>

Poor dude. :c Obviously he’s responsible for some absolutely terrible things and I’m not going to try to deny that or anything, but he’s lived for so long and he’s had to deal with the loss of basically everyone he ever cared about for that whole time. He recreated that entire city and all of its people, that’s how much he cared.

Still no excuse for basically trying to kill all of the people he didn’t consider “real”! But also still sad, IMO.

This made me go “awww” out loud and start to tear up, haha...

I didn’t want to leave him ; ~;

Estinien said a full sentence here about how these guards were dead, too (in a way that implied he assumed that’s what they’d find), and the localization translated it as “hmph”. Kind of a weird choice there, but okay.

Zenos basically went Full Yandere since he killed his father just because he could potentially get in the way of his thing with the WoL, so... that’s something that’s going to have to be dealt with at some point.

I’m interested in seeing how things go, but I’m also a wee bit concerned that other people might get caught up in whatever this obsession is. I don’t want anyone to get hurt or killed because of Zenos’s yandere tendencies. :(

Elidibus is being Boring on the moon.

But who cares about that! I got to lead a Girl Scout meeting for my level 80 WHM quest.

Oh! Almost forgot about the story I got to tell the girls: “The tale of a man who crossed time and space to save the world... and me.”

I think the second one is about (original) Minfilia, maybe? :/a I wanted to tell them about G’raha Tia, though.

Aaaand that’s all I’ve done! \o/ I unlocked a new dungeon and I know there’s more than one post-80 dungeon, so I’ll probably check those out when I get a chance... but I finished the main stuff.

Which is kinda weird, because now I’m done again, haha... but I’ve got plenty of stuff to do before the next new stuff comes out. Especially since I discovered that Vamo alla Flamenco is the “dancer’s theme”, apparently. Need to dance ASAP >:O

[moosicaltheatre]

DEH crew on a road trip!

this is only my second headcanon and i think people kinda liked my first one?? so i made another. bc who doesnt love DEH aaaannd roadtrips?! it’s DEH crew + reader!! - the day has come! - finally its time for the roadtrip you’ve all been waiting for - evan, connor, zoe, jared and alana all join at your house early in the morning - after deciding who’s gonna drive (its you) you all pile into your car and hit the open road! - zoes sitting shot gun! - five minutes in you realize you forgot to buy road-trip snacks! - you make a quick pit stop at 7-eleven - you buy you’re favorite, go-to on the road snack (insert favorite go-to on the road snack) - connor buys a ginormous package of twizzlers and beef jerky - zoe buys an entire box of lucky charms - evan of course couldnt decide so bought of bunch of different candy bars and some starbursts - alana gets some good old m&ms and chex mix - jared bought popcorn and just couldn’t resist some pop rocks. - you also all bought some slurpees - now its officially time to hit the road! - since its pretty early you guys are one of the only cars on the road - but you start blasting songs immediately - your road trip playlists consists of: mr. brightside, semi charmed life, come on eileen, wonderwall, just like heaven, dancing queen and so many more - connor and zoe keep fighting about directions - and you cant hear yourself think - but alana always tells you the right way to go - jared keeps putting pop rocks in his mouth and putting it up to everyones ear so you can hear them crackle inside of his mouth - its kinda annoying now but you think he’s funny - youre a speed demon on the highway and you can tell evan is getting a little nervous - he’s holding the handle above the window - you tell him to calm down and he’s like “ok keep your eyes on the road” - you can see the sun rise and you’re all kinda quiet because you’re looking out the window - but then the sun is finally up! - you roll down the windows and turn up the music - you put down the sun roof and alana stands up and through it and puts her arms out (perks/wallflower reference anyone?) - oh no you see the flashing lights behind you - oops you got pulled over - evan has launched into a full blown panic attack and is asking if he should call his mom - jared is whispering to you all these one-liners to say to the cop - zoe is laughing at you - alana is just afraid this will go on her track record - connor is actually kind of nervous because he has pot in his bag so he not-so-suspiciously throws it in the trunk - the cop let you off with a warning - seriously evan is wiping beads of sweat off his face - soon enough you’re back on the road and laughing about everything - you decide this is a great time to put on some good ol showtunes - the entire group indulges in an overdramatic yet sincere sing alone to seasons of love - well except for connor, who is pretending to be all cool but then out of nowhere hits the last note on “measure your life in loooOOOOOOVE”

- there is no place you’d rather be than on the road with your best friends

i went a little overboard sorryyyyyy hope you liked it