#I think overall the kids wouldn't really be observant enough to grok anything past 'man peter's really spacey'
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ask-ursa-tonypeter · 9 months ago
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[fic: ynyd] to the decathlon team — did anything about Peter’s behavior and actions stand out more than usual in your last year together at Midtown?
Abe: He was very distracted!
Cindy: He was kind of off his game. Senioritis?
Flash: No way, it was way more than that. He was being a total freak and he had some "arrangement" with the teachers where he got to gym late and left early. I bet he caught something super gross he didn't want us to see in the locker room. Penis Parker has herpes!
MJ: And you would be able to see that in the locker room, why?
Abe: Please don't stare in the locker room!
Flash: I don't--
Ned: That's really weird, Flash.
Flash: I'm just saying--
MJ: That you stare at people's junk in the locker room?
Flash: Oh my god never mind.
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