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ask-ursa-tonypeter · 10 months ago

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[fic: ynyd] to the decathlon team — did anything about Peter’s behavior and actions stand out more than usual in your last year together at Midtown?

Abe: He was very distracted!

Cindy: He was kind of off his game. Senioritis?

Flash: No way, it was way more than that. He was being a total freak and he had some "arrangement" with the teachers where he got to gym late and left early. I bet he caught something super gross he didn't want us to see in the locker room. Penis Parker has herpes!

MJ: And you would be able to see that in the locker room, why?

Abe: Please don't stare in the locker room!

Flash: I don't--

Ned: That's really weird, Flash.

Flash: I'm just saying--

MJ: That you stare at people's junk in the locker room?

Flash: Oh my god never mind.

#fic: ynyd #ynyd: mj #ynyd: ned #ynyd: decathalon team #ursa interlude:#I think overall the kids wouldn't really be observant enough to grok anything past 'man peter's really spacey'#except for flash who is a little obsessed with him but too self-centered to think about it in more depth than this #but I imagine some of his more tuned-in teachers were a bit concerned #just in that 'a good student is suddenly slipping + mysterious doctor's note???' kind of way #but then peter pulled it together before the year was out so!!

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