#I think I'm gonna try and somewhat evenly space the normal and the jorny shitposts

[dreamymaccready2287]

Pyrrha, after suddenly getting a growth spurt during Beacon: I must say, it is quite nice to be able to lean down and kiss you on the forehead.

Jaune: I'm still confused... I don't know the statistics but the chances of you spontaneously growing taller at this age has gotta be low?

Pyrrha: Oh, do you not... like it...?

Jaune, without hesitation: Absolutely not, it makes me feel safe and protected.

Pyrrha: giggling

Jaune: Ughhh why did I blurt that out you're gonna tease me all day for this...

Pyrrha: But you're so adorable!

Jaune: Damn straight I am!

Pyrrha: Jaune, you and I both know neither of us are straight.

Jaune, grumbling and flushing as he sits down on his bed: Just shut up and cuddle me