#I think Edward's depression nest should get raided by a bunch of teenagers wielding camping supplies that Mike 'borrowed' from the store

[ghostly-squid]

Ten Thousand Apologies for putting Twilight on your dash in the year of 2025, but the first movie is objectively So Funny so it's being played for Movie Night.

Au where Bella's friends figure out that Edward is a vampire and ACTUALLY wants to eat Bella, and is frantically scrambling to figure out how to get her out from under his thrall without killing him. And then New Moon happens and Bella enters her Hyper Depression Era and they realize the only way to save her is to kill Edward and end his Vampire Control of her. I want them to somehow, someway, actually accurately track him down to Brazil, and convince the school administration that they NEED to go on a school funded trip to Brazil, which the school has the money for because Carlisle left a Guilt Donation to let Bella have school trips because she'll be missing on the Cullen Family Trips.