#I swear to Santa(the deity) if I see one more peppermint themed undergarment peek I'm going to freeze myself for the next century | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

theblehthatbloos · 2 years ago

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I'm hoes

biggest indicator of the hoes not being alright is that all isekai nowadays has gone from “ultimate power level super cool beam explosion harem fantasy” to shit like “in this new world i eat lots of delicious food and help people with minor problems and i feel incredibly fulfilled with a happy and peaceful life where the cold grip of capitalism cant touch me :)”

#I want the latter #I want to solve issues that lead to being treated like royalty because I brought basic plumbing to the beast men #I want the harpys to live in peace with agricultural infrastructure and for cats to have more naps #I want to explain atoms and how the table is represented to a mage and her to go on to be a legendary everymancer #Do I want to fuck sometimes?#Yeah #But like #That's not the only thing #I want a good life and for their to be goodness around me #I want my kind actions to have lasting effects without something intangible on the horizon that's already tickled us up with rot from there #You know how exhausting it is to have more than one person trying to jingle your jangles while you are trying to get together an event?#Im trying to get enough snow flakes to hang just right and I'm continually accosted with freckles and topheavy mucking around on the ladder #I don't care how you landed since you're not hurt what is hurt is the GOD DAMN BLUEBERRY LEMONADE #I swear to Santa(the deity) if I see one more peppermint themed undergarment peek I'm going to freeze myself for the next century

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