#I swear I'll die happy if on the next Reddit Stories they read out a AITA post but its literally just the Christmas Event™ story

[tame-a-messenger]

damien liking that tweet... i'll bury myself in the hole now but before i do, i want them to know i love them both and i cherish their friendship so much i hope this won't cause another drought and- (im spiraling)

I mean if the Christmas Event™ is what we got for waiting 48 days, I'm honestly fine for them to charge up whatever the next spirit bomb moment is next lmao

As much as people are feuding rn about Damangela you have to admit it might be one of the funniest misunderstandings to happen at Smosh ever.

Fully removing anything to do with shipping- Damien and Angela's Christmas Event™ and aftermath reads like a Hallmark movie, if you look at it from an outside perspective it just does, and I think that makes it the funniest shit ever (the fact that people are ACTUALLY shipping them though???????? LIKE BRO THE SPICE IS THE FACT THEY ARE BEST BUDDIES! GOOD OLE PALS! NOT ROMANTICALLY INTERESTED! THATS WHAT MAKES IT SO GOOD)

It's an honest to goodness misunderstanding! (that is just really silly)

It obviously (you can't fight me on this, it's just the truth) has undercurrents of being slightly romantic, (it's not helped by how she told it, and the REASON she told it)(not to mention Damien's replies) and obviously cheesy. I'm sure they both know how it sounds.

But I find it funny more than anything else? it makes me want to tease them? like I'm not even getting shipping vibes from it, I just want to pinch their cheeks.

If it were ANY other duo at Smosh people would be finding this funny as fuck like I am (imagine Amangela or quite literally ANYONE ELSE)

People are just being weird about the fact that they're both hetero ig?? Like I'm just looking at it from their perspective and I'd think it was funny as fuck

AITA- for forgetting what a co-worker said at a work Christmas Party because I had too much to drink?