#I swear I only include iggy because a) he is a Crusader

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Stardust Crusaders × Reader: How They Show Their Love

(Bonus character TBA, just getting this out for the sake of getting it out)

You've seen so much on this brief and crazy trip, but you've come to notice and appreciate the little things your beloved does just for you. They're crazy about you, and ready to show their love.

I. THE MAGICIAN

Muhammed Avdol comes to you to escape Joseph and Polnareff's loud, obnoxious energy. You are his peace amidst the chaos.

Not afraid to be silly in front of you, see the Judgement fight. But this man also has a bit of an ego and will hit ridiculous poses and do things to impress you. He will pull you into games or markets to show off.

An emotional boon, Avdol is always always willing to listen to you and your feelings. What kind of a sham fortune teller wouldn't be a good listener?

Alone and unguarded, Avdol will let his walls down to shower you with praise. He'll whisper to you and tell you that you're stunning, compelling, and a thousand other things he's noticed in his careful observation. He'll indulge himself and sink ever deeper into that adoration, into desire, and let it burn and consume both of you.

IV. THE HEIROPHANT

Is a fool. He caught feelings and does not have enough social xp to know what to do. He's not supposed to rush, but he wants to so very badly.

That being said, Kakyoin Noriaki is a very courageous person, so when the time comes, expect him to demonstrate his affection with gusto!

People buy jewelry for their loved ones, right? So what's wrong with him spending his life savings on you? Notice him, senpai! >:[

I headcanon that Kakyoin is incredibly touch-starved. He will seek you out in quiet moments and find comfort in your arms and adoration.

VII. THE HERMIT

Joseph Joestar is smothering in his affections! Expect an ambush!

Old fashioned man does old fashioned things. Flowers, opening doors, guiding you with a gentle hand. Chivalry at its finest, he claims. You are precious to him, and he will treat you as the finest china.

Is rich. Will flaunt it for you (you're worth it!). Diamonds on your wrist when you least expect it. Maybe it's not your style, but he wants you to feel as beautiful as he sees you.

Kind of obnoxious. Loves to tease. Still wily after all these years. Joseph strikes me as the type to sneak in subtle touches, nips at your skin, etc. when no one's looking. He'll drive you crazy all day and only reward you when you're finally, finally, alone.

IX. THE CHARIOT

AGGRESSIVELY NEEDS TO BE THE CENTRE OF YOUR ATTENTION. Jean-Pierre Polnareff is always going out of his way to woo you and impress you!

Is a knight, will be your knight. He's here to protect you from all that may harm a hair on your head. Expect Polnareff to be your champion, especially when you can't support yourself.

Only the finest of accommodations for you, cherie! That's why he's gone out of his way to get you the keys to the finest suite! (Note: this will cause fights with the other Crusaders.)

Of course, he's also very unsubtle about his desire to share those accommodations with you. He's won you the fanciest hotel room and somehow already beat you there, laying on the bed in wait. Where did he get the candles...?

XVII. THE STAR

I already wrote a whole thing on this, but 3taro in particular is a bit of a mess compared to his older selves. Edgy boy is still figuring all this romance stuff out. Give him time.

Kind of a tsundere. Expect many acts of kindness followed by backhanded comments to keep you at a distance. Bought you lunch, but you're dense for not taking care of yourself. He does these things to ease the anxiety he's incurred on this trip.

In this vein, he is your sole protector. Kujo Jotaro would like to know your location, and also be in that location, please. Watches you like a hawk to make sure you're safe (he finds your every move captivating).

Opens up to you in surprising moments. At this age, he often acts on impulse. You've done something ridiculous to win a fight with an enemy, and he's so completely floored by your boldness, your smile, that he's on you before he realizes what he's doing.

0. THE FOOL

Iggy is not going to chew your hair and torment you like he does the others.

"Don't pet me", but also will lay down with his back pressed into your side. Likes to snuggle.

You are the only one allowed in his space. This confounds the other Crusaders to no end.

Might even whip out the sweet eyes and demand stritches. Will kick his little foot when you do!

I'm back, I guess? Sorry, work consumed my soul so thoroughly that I became locked in my mind. Duwang Gang request next!