#I spent the whole time going “the Air NZ flight attendants said it doesn’t work that way”

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But what if the mentor of my archrival who won the affections of the man-written-by-a-woman whom I was also crushing on puts a ghostrider on my flight? I mean, yeah, I can bash her face into a loaf of bread but I’d still be fired.

every white woman should be a kleptomaniac, U have a gift dont waste it