#I say all this affectionately btw he might be a pathetic idiot but I'm thoroughly entertained and I can't wait for him to finally get home

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the epic version of odysseus is such a wet cat of a man to me that I cannot wrap my mind around the idea that he'll be badassly murdering 100+ suitors. that song better be 2 hours long because that's how long it'll take me to start believing the poorest little meow meow is capable of something that doesn't involve crying for his wife.