#I played AC through 1 to 3 and the brainrot that I still have from 1 is so real I'm not even asking for a remake because they WOULD fuck it

[ornstein]

The way I'd have AC1 on every platform.

[officialleotolstoy]

Oh Dolokhov Brainrot We’re Really In It Now, aka Dolokhov playlist annotations!

A note on the cover photo: I don’t really like this one but I got tired of looking at men on Pinterest so I gave up. The window symbolizes the rum window and the smoking symbolizes uhhhhh habitual bad life choices idk

Drinking game take a shot every time I say “it’s about the vibes”

Wrecking Ball - Mother Mother

“I break it just because I can”

This is THEE ‘I am going to cause problems on purpose’ song and that is like his entire narrative purpose!! Argue with me about this one I dare you

The Good, The Bad, and the Dirty - Panic! At The Disco

“If you wanna start a fight you better throw the first punch, make it a good one”

Partially its just vibes, I won’t lie. But also the consistent spoiling for a fight is very in character

Shoot to Thrill - AC/DC

“I’m like evil, I get under your skin”

It’s got I Am Morally Repulsive But Also I’ll Steal Your Girl energy which really hits all of Dolokhov’s character traits. And of course the added bonus of gun imagery.

Mr. Brightside - The Killers

“It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this”

I added it strictly for vibes, but then I realized the quoted lyric is very much him @ the Kuragins if you take the reading that he refuses to admit he actually like them but grows genuinely fond of them over time even though he initially got to know them with a lot of ulterior motives.

Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

“Mama, I just killed a man”

The amount of songs that are on these playlists just for what are essentially your mom jokes since Dolokhov loves his mom so much is a little pathetic. But I’m not wrong! I can’t really put it into words but something about this song has Dolokhov energy.

Feel It Still - Portugal the Man

“Give in to that easy living, goodbye to your hopes and dreams”

A good deal of what I find interesting about Dolokhov is the internal conflict he has of knowing he’s become rather wicked and problematic but also not really trying very hard to change and almost enjoying it so a lot of the songs on here are about that, including this one. The “I’m a rebel just for kicks now” also very much screams Causing Problems On Purpose.

The Bidding - Tally Hall

“I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie”

His whole role in volume one and two is to take advantage of the bourgeoisie! This song also oozes confidence and a sense of superiority that comes from being better than the sellouts in high society, Dolokhov’s not like other girls uwu (he really is, but I don’t think he would admit that).

Say Amen (Saturday Night) - Panic! At The Disco

“I could be better but baby it’s Saturday night”

Embracing his own wickedness! The idea that he knows he could be better than he is but he doesn’t want to take that opportunity...yeah vibes

Wilson (Expensive Mistakes) - Fall Out Boy

“I became such a strange shape from trying to fit in”

This is the epitome of the “woe is me I need to be purified” phase he goes through when he’s into Sonya. Also “I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color” reminds me of Comet Dolokhov’s stupid eyeliner <3

Some Nights - fun.

“So what is this? I sold my soul for this?”

There’s a long stretch of this playlist that just boils down to “Woe is me I need to be purified” crisis hours, because Dolokhov’s oscillation between embracing his own cruelty and trying to be a good person is super interesting to me. This song captures the idea that he’s still having fun and there’s some good there, but he’s also aware that he’s losing himself a bit

Roaring 20s - Panic! At The Disco

“I don’t even know me”

“Woe is me i need to be purified” crisis AGAIN. This song gets more to the annoyance with society as a whole and feeling kind of lost in it

Send Them Off! - Bastille

“Help me exorcise my mind”

“Please purify me 16 year old girl! I’m 27 this isnt creepy at all ahahahha”. I do despise Sonyakhov but this has the vibes of a man feeling his own evil and wanting a woman to fix it. Not a great look.

Easy Days (Demo) - Bastille

“I don’t wanna fall back again, back into the easy days”

Near the end of the “woe is me I need to be purified” phase when he’s kind of drifting back to his old ways and he’s like wait no- wait- and then he does anyway because he’s horrible. I also really like the acknowledgment that his horribleness is easy and pleasant for him, and he has to fight against that (and he loses that fight HDJAJJD).

Undisclosed Desires - Muse

“You trick your lovers that you’re wicked and divine”

This is a Dolokhov/Nikolai song I do not take constructive criticism. Undisclosed desires...not being straight...lots to think about! It feels almost like a corruption arc? Nikolai isn’t corrupted nor does their...fling (?) last very long but Nikolai is obviously enamored with Dolokhov despite him being The Worst so I think this fits. I don’t have enough songs for a Nikolai/Dolokhov playlist so I just add those songs to both of their individual playlists

Thnks fr th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy

“Thanks for the memories even though they weren’t so great”

Also mostly a Nikolai/Dolokhov song. This man has never ended a relationship on good terms, huh. Also. Sighs heavily. “He tastes like you only sweeter” never fails to make me laugh when I think about it in the context of Dolokhov post-duel being like oh?? You’re just a stupid WOMAN Hélène your brother and/or Nikolai is hotter than you :/ which is not exactly what I think happened but it makes me laugh to consider. Dolokhov ur bitterrrrr

Dangerous - Royal Deluxe

“I’ll be the last man standing here, I’m not going anywhere”

I feel like this has the vibes of his cruelty, especially in that bit after the Kuragins have died when he and Petya infiltrate the French army.

Another One Bites The Dust - Queen

“There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man”

He will hurt you and kill you so violently :) It’s about the vibes.

White Wedding Pt. 1 - Billy Idol

“It’s a nice day to start again”

In the exact inverse to his “woe is me I need to be purified” phase, he’s like ok yes i will pick up bad habits again and enjoy them because frick you! I read once that this song is about a relapse into drugs, but I’m making it analogous to his relapse into Terrible Person Behavior after Sonya’s rejection. Also the repetition of the phrase little sister does something for my brain idk, after we know he loves his mom and sister it just fits.

Highway to Hell - AC/DC

“I’m on the highway to hell and I’m goin down”

Like White Wedding, it screams acceptance of his problematicness. He knows he’s cruel and evil and he revels in it. This is the phase we see him in most I think.

Back in Black - AC/DC

“It’s been too long, I’m glad to be back”

I think this plays every time he gets reinstated to an army position he lost by being reckless earlier. Just kidding sort of but listen to this song and tell me it doesn’t have Dolokhov vibes. If you do, you’re wrong <3

Poet - Bastille

“I have written you down now, you will live forever”

This is just here cause he ghostwrote Anatole’s love letters and I think it’s funny. It’s MY playlist and I get to choose the barely relevant Bastille songs

St. Jude - Florence + The Machine

“Maybe I’ve always been more comfortable in chaos”

This one’s more scattered lyrics than an overall vibe. “Each side is a loser so who cares who fired the gun” has duel energy also.

Hey Look Ma, I Made It - Panic! At The Disco

Confession: I hate this song. However, it’s about the about the MOM R U PROUD OF ME vibes (she is. Should she be? Probably not).

Rich Kids - Bea Miller

“It’s never enough for the stuck up types”

The not coming from wealth and having to almost scam your way into being part of the aristocratic scene is very Dolokhov. Also in my mind the rich kid he’s roasting is specifically Nikolai.

Money, Money, Money - ABBA

“It’s a rich man’s world”

I’m not SAYING the wealthy man they talk about is Anatole but - [i am shot]. Scheming and clawing your way up to wealth is Dolokhovcore.

This Is Gospel - Panic! At The Disco

I literally have no justification for this other than that i think modern AU Dolokhov would vibe with it. Look at the amount of eyeliner he wears in Comet and tell me he didn’t have an emo band phase. You can’t.

Trouble’s Coming - Royal Blood

This is not about the words at all, it’s more about the vibes. It just sounds Dolokhovish to me, don’t ask me to explain.

Sleep Alone - Two Door Cinema Club

“They’re just ghosts and they can’t hurt him if he can’t see them”

This gives me post-Kuragins’ death vibes, and I can’t pin down exactly why? I think it’s the idea of being very alone and closed off.

Golden Days - Panic! At The Disco

I can’t put a specific lyric to it but it’s the vibes of looking back on your hedonistic youths with nostalgia and rose-colored glasses. Post-Kuragins’ death vibes again.

Go Get Your Gun - The Dear Hunter

“One foot in the grave, the other one’s kickin’ its way right down to hell”

All we see of him after the Kuragins’ death is just him being particularly cruel and reckless, almost careless. This feels like it encapsulates that energy.

The Fallen - Franz Ferdinand

“They say you’re a troubled boy just because you like to destroy”

I’m aware that a good portion of this song is about a Christ figure but I’m going to respectfully ask you to ignore that bit and just focus on all the Sketchy Things the guy does instead. Thank you. He does in fact like to destroy things! Señor Cause Problems On Purpose back at it again at krispy kreme, huh.

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uwuwuwuuwuwuuwuwuu thenk u bebe🤍 i am definitely not tumblr famous tho

1. why did you choose your url?

bay is a play on the translation of my name into english and im a disaster lmao

2. any sideblogs? if yes then name them and say why you have them

i think its named under-the-triple-moon and its just a concept art dump that i never use because my art skills are not that good

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

i guess since 2018-19-ish? im not sure but i only started regularly using it in late 2019

4. do you have a queue tag?

nah im here every day anyway

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

honestly? because i kept seeing those legendary post on pinterest and because i thought that superwholock still existed (yes bay, youre 7 years too late) so yeah cringe but fuck it

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

honestly i change it every few months i guess but i wanted something more colourful than an almost blank bsd!poe panel so i chose chuuya because i dived straight back into the bsd brainrot

i hope that the iconic “im not his fan im his rival” panel from chapters 55-56 gets animated tho so i could use it as a pfp

7. why did you choose your header?

oh cool story, i was talking with @smadhuman and somehow we started talking about belladonna (the poison not the pornstar dhdjsjsj) and flowers so i drew belladonna flowers and put it as my header

8. which post of yours has the most notes?

either the one about kaz hitting people on the head while sliding through a mansion corridor or vigilante!fuyumi i think

i might be forgetting something tho

9. how many mutuals do you have?

like,,, 96 i think? i mean at first i started following back everyone who followed me but then i stopped but i also have more followers than i had in the beginning

i interact with like 20 maybe tho (mostly from that one gc (yes u little insane satan crab babies im looking at you), @smadhuman , @dovez-yum @soft-straydog and @raspberrysflavour (if i forgot about someone its just my shitty memory i love every single out of the 96 of you)

10. how many followers do you have?

354 because for some godforsaken reason over three and a half hundred people enjoy my shitty content on their dash and my subtier art skills

11. how many people do you follow?

1057 ooop- (that is not a typo)

12. have you ever made any shitpost

none actually successful in terms of notes but a) who cares b) some of them are tagged by #bay shitposts but most of them are not

13. how often do you use tumblr?

daily lmaaoooo at least when classes arent drowning me in assignments

14. did you have an argument with another blog once?

eh just some exclusionist aphobic and transphobic shithead who called me lesbophobic and told me that i couldnt be a lesbian because romantic and sexual attraction is the same thing and ace people arent valid and cant identify romantically (fuck you sir, fellow, or maam, *blows a kiss from my wlw-leaning queer ace label*)

15. how do you feel about “you need to compare this” posts?

id feel about them if i knew what this question was about

16. do you like ask games? + 17. tag games

yasss!!! i dont always have time to answer and i have a tremendous fear of annoying people with tags but i love them

18. which of your mutuals you think is tumblr famous?

definitely @raspberrysflavour @hatrackbsd @crossroads-consoul and i thought @smadhuman was but apparently i was mistaken

edit: on and definitely @astralluna-xx

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

nah i just really like yall

20. tags

i guess everyone who was tagged by me in this post if you wanna and maybe some people from the hellchat here we go: @choaticchickenchild @satandaddyy @a-totally-original-name @iseeyousworld

— 𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞.

tagged by — @hyuckefi thank you <33

1. why did you choose your url?

i had just found out that the danish word for lion is løve. then out of curiosity, i looked up more lion-related words in the language and came across løvinde, which means lioness, so i just took out the i. also it's perfect bc i've been associated with lions all my life. it's basically a personality trait at this point.

2. any side blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

this is my only sideblog actually. @mfsln is my main hoe. it's more of just a personal blog with lots of scattered interests + shitposts.

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

i've been here on a diff acc before, but i won't say when i made it. i decided to make a new acc (which is the one you're currently seeing) and start anew feb of this year! tho i only started writing around this april

4. do you have a queue tag?

none as of right now, but i might eventually

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

i was just really unhappy with my old blog

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

chaeyoung is one of the lomls and it fit the cottagecore theme i was going for

7. why did you choose your header?

it just went with my theme, no special reason

8. which post of yours has the most notes?

the 'little ways nct dream show you they love you' headcanon

9. how many mutuals do you have?

gosh i've got no clue 20-30 i'm guessing

10. how many followers do you have?

108 i think

11. how many people do you follow?

97 is that even a lot ?

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

i think the real question is, who hasn't?

13. how often do you use tumblr?

three ish hours a day maybe

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

nope but if i did i most definitely would've won ;)

15. how do you feel about 'you need to compare this' posts?

i have no idea what those are lmao

16. do you like tag games?

so, so much

17. do you like ask games?

yes! planning to have one here soon

18. which one of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

prolly @/soleilsuhh :>

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

that's a secret hehe but also i don't crush on ppl easily

20. tags:

@hwiseungs @perhapsthanatos @wonciel @ikigaicoeur + whoever wants to do it as well!!