#I mean we loved and tried to save everyone 🤣 but also we were like ‘...u kinda did this to yourselves 🤷🏻‍♀️’

[dukeofdelirium]

Would you be able to expand on what you mean when you say El’s character isn’t strong enough to hold the show together? I think she’s a good character on paper and has good arcs in the first two seasons of the show, but the writers have tried to draw it out (especially her Papa and lab arc) for wayyyyy too long, so we’re just repeating the same beats over and over. I think the lab stuff is also too separate from the rest of the characters for her to be an effective centre of the show, whereas Will for example has the link with the regular normie cast and the supernatural stuff. The show also tries to critique the fact that the characters treat her like a superhero, but then they turn around and rely on Deux ex El every season. It’s getting a bit tiring and happens at the expense of the rest of the ensemble.

I didn’t say strong, I said she doesn’t have enough depth as a character to carry the show. Which is true, she doesn’t.

We know basically nothing about El beyond her superpowers and time at the lab (and even that we don’t know much on), because El doesn’t even know herself. What are her interests? What are her passions? What does she love and dislike? We don’t know anything about her.

I agree that they have tried to keep up this lab shit for way too long. They really shoehorned in the Vecna backstory to try and connect her time in the lab to the overall plot which I think is pretty dumb and boring as hell. Maybe I’d give a fuck if I cared about El as a character, but I don’t. I have practically no attachment to her because the show hasn’t even allowed us to view her as a character with depth, but rather as a character that is our superhero and weapon to save the day. Literally all she does every season is raise her hand and scream. Im serious that if I have to keep seeing this bullshit in s5 I might actually bash my head into a wall.

El has repeated the exact same arc since the beginning of the show. Run from trauma and into the real world. Find friends to connect with. Run away from friends to develop alone. Reunite with friends and save the day in a dramatic moment where she almost dies. Everything she does is not enough to actually stop anything so cycle repeats.

I’m sorry, it’s getting old. It was old by s2 but I let it slide bc s2 is the best season of the show. By s3, it’s really time to put it to bed. By s4, I was sitting there throwing my hands up in the air because I was so fed up with the same damn thing over and over again. And it wasn’t just me. I know tons of ppl feel the same. There is genuinely so much screen time wasted on El especially in s4. There are other characters who desperately need development, like Lucas and Erica, especially given the focus on them in this very season. Why are we spending so much screen time on El when she has nothing to show for it? At the end of the day, we still don’t know shit 🤣

There was an obvious decline in quality for the show after season 2. The second the show stopped focusing on Will and tried to make El the focus instead, it went downhill. S3 was genuinely bad. Like it actually sucked lmfao. S4 was ok.. but that’s all it was. The best part of it was the Hawkins plot with Max and everyone because that felt like the first 2 seasons. They’re trying to make this show a big Hollywood blockbuster and that isn’t what makes ppl love it… bring back the Smalltown horror, the Stephen King vibes, match the damn energy from that INCREDIBLE opening scene with Will Byers running home. Bring that energy BACK, this show is in desperate need of it. Like can I tell you how much I miss that vibe? That excellently written horror? That genuine mystery and intrigue on the shoulders of a character you feel a real attachment to in a matter of minutes in part because of the actor but also in part because you already saw aspects of his character? And the aspects of character we saw weren’t forced down our throats and weren’t told to us like we were children, either. They were shown.

Bring back s1 and s2 vibes PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!!!

[ashxketchum]

Hi just curious about these koumi L's you mentioned, all I've seen are W's (pixiv, tri and the ending of 2020 say hi) hate to break it to you but Mimi is practicaly the little sister Matt never had which parallels Koushirou practically being the younger bro Tai never had, prettty sure mimato never even crossed kakudou's mind once during the og, anyway, everyone should continue to ship what they like canon or fanon

HI WORSTIE 😍

Glad you guys are curious about something since reading comprehension runs low on your side of the fandom!!! That Koumi L comment was directed at the shipper making an absolute irrelevant ruckus in the replies of the original post, dragging not just Mimato but every other Mimi ship and some more. It was not directed at the hsip itself. But clearly you failed to understand that, just as all other Koumi shippers fail to understand basic decency and decorum that a fandom needs to maintain in order to follow: "everyone should continue to ship what they like canon or fanon".

Your dear ship's event mod is running around leaving weird comments on other ship week's content, and if you feel like chalking up one incident to benefit of the doubt, then do you wanna talk about this ⬇️

The dates for Mishiro Week (who tf even calls this ship that 🤣) are the exact same dates for Michi Week and then the mod is saying "because we're jealous of other weeks" (- that being a motivation to hold an event and not the fact that you cherish these two characters and their relationship enough to celebrate it is a lil sus in itself🫣 -) clearly implies that they want to one-up another Mimi ship even though Michi Week announced their dates well in advance? You're talking about keeping things peaceful in the fandom, but maybe you should preach that to your own choir first!!!

And it's just your luck that you could've chosen anyone in the Mimato fandom to send your silly rant to but you chose me 🥹🫶🏻 The one person on this hellsite who has done their PhD in Digimon Adventure Tri, certified by Toei Animation themselves lmao 😇

Where do I even begin!!!

Content on a fanwork site Pixiv is considered a Win?? Then all the Mimato/Michi/Jyoumi/Taishiro/Koukari/Koura fanart on all fanworks sites are a Win too? Is that the logic you were going for, awww thank you 🫶🏻

And then let's talk about TRI! The series where Koushiro is checking Mimi out 24x7 like an object, he calls her egotistical/self centered for acting impulsively to save a friend - using the same wording that the mean girls in festival committee use (bully alert 🚨, he doesn't even apologise for doing that btw 🚩), only then shows up to stare at her in a cheerleader uniform, ignores all the concern that she shows for him despite him being rude to her and Meiko both and ends up having way more chemistry with Takeru throughout the series (KouKeru my beloveds 😍).

But it's important to mention the guy who does take a W for Mimi in Tri, JOU KIDO!!! He accepts Mimi for who she is, doesn't criticise her actions, understands that her aggressive love is filled with nothing but pure intentions, uplifts her mood when she needs it the most and showers her words of affirmation that eventually lead to Palmon's mega evolution. And for that he deserves a big squishy hug, which he gets from Mimi 🥰 Honourable mention for taking W's for Mimi in Tri will also go to Meiko, she becomes her ride or die in such a short time of knowing her because she sees Mimi for the kind soul that she is. She also deserves a hug, and she gets it from Mimi too 🥰

In Tri we also see Mimi refer to Taichi and Yamato as handsome (and she does ask Koushiro if he's interested in her cause she's cuter, man for someone with a lot of brains he sure does care only about her looks!🚩) She starts recording TaiYama the minute they get into that Ferris wheel, she and Taichi walk a lot of places together don't they, she and Meiko share a meal with Taichi and Yamato in the Odaiba Onsen must I go on ~ Please do a full rewatch to see how Koushiro proves he's not a good match for Mimi in Tri with his ficklemindedness~

Next up: The Reboot, my other lovechild, I kid you not worstie, me and the Reboot writers share the exact same braincells, like legit, in the entirety of the series run, the most worthwhile Koumi hint they gave was them sitting in a Garage together at the end 🤣 The amount of quality time she spent with Taichi on the other hand, chef's kiss, and the instant bonding with Jou where she could tease him from the minute they met, WOW A BIGGER CHEF'S KISS 😘

THE SIBLING PARALELL -omg where my Taishiro shippers at, will you guys take this slander sitting down? 😭

Listen worstie, Taichi and Yamato do not require sibling parallels because *news flash* THEY HAVE SIBLINGS WITH WHOM THEIR RELATIONSHIPS ARE FLESHED OUT THROUGHOUT THE SERIES LOL. And I also love love LOVE how you didn't hesitate to call Mimi a sibling coded friend for Yamato, especially when 99% of the fandom is telling Mimato shippers that Yamato and Mimi don't interact 🤣 Mimato haters please pick a struggle, are there no Mimato interactions in the series or are there so many interactions that we can safely conclude Mimi is the sister Yamato never had 🥹👉🏻👈🏻 *Takeru has left the chat*

As far as Kakudou's concerned, neither of us are mind readers so why even try and assume which ship crossed his mind and which ship didn't? Did you just add this comment because you thought it'd make you sound all edgy for knowing the staff's name or assuming you understand the thought process that went into making this series? If you did understand the latter, you wouldn't be in my inbox 🫶🏻

So anyway when you're done rewatching the actual series, you can come back to my inbox annnnyyytimeee, maybe even have the courage to be off anon who knows you might learn a thing or two from Taichi 🧡🧡🧡

Stay safe out there, idiocy is very contagious in this fandom 😷

[ja3yun]

okkayyyyyy we're starting off the chapter STRONG. icb they're going at it like rabbits but then again this is hoonyn we're talking about 🤕🤕 LOVE LOVE LOVE YN FOR FINALLY PUTTING HERSELF FIRST?.!:!/! YOU GO BABY GIRL!!!! get that D 😋 & ofc they arent following the rules they set 🤣🤣 wbk tho they're too down bad for eo to actually follow their rules & hoon constantly saying words of affirmation and basically just showering yn w love 🥰 oh we love to see that!

ugh theyre just so cute 🥹 why did have to keep her feelings in check 🤕 went out for dinner 3 nights ago? THAT WAS 3 NIGHTS AGO BBGIRL in fact you should hang out w hoon everyday 🥰🥰 24/7 🤍🤍 FUCK FUCK FUCK SHE ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED TO GO TO HER AWARD CEREMONY FUCKKKKKK WE CHEERED!:!/'sbs I SCREAMED 😝😝😝😝😝 and he REALLY SAID FK HIS PLANS he's going to her award ceremony instead GET U A MAN LIKE THATTT and then he KISSED HER AND THANKED HER FOR LETTING HIM BE A PART OF HER LIFE?!;!:!/ FAWKKK SOMEONE HOLDME I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY R EVERYTHING TO ME!!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫 they r so soft so attached so astronomically down bad for each other i love that for them i want need them to always be this happy together 🙏🏻🙏🏻 and ofc she's gna give him a blowjob 😋

HER CONTACT NAME FOR HOON OMFG?:!/!/! not rina seeing right through them the moment she sees them interact ☠️☠️☠️ no bc mp!hoon is a literal DREAM guy like he may not be the biggest fan of rina bc of that incident but he's willing to set it aside and be at least neutral w her for yn? that is something not everyone can do and what more that hoonyn arent even tgt tgt 🫣 HE SAVED ADDRESSES ASSOCIATED W HER IN HIS GPS?:!:!/ yeap im gone. u lost me. this is my 192837293 time screaming abt them but how can i not when theyre literally that in love w each other 😭😭😭

everytime minhee becomes the sweetest & most caring older brother for yn i get why she tries to keep some distance w hoon and why she feels guilty but i also wish she'd just fk it for once and live HER life 🥺

i love it whenever hoon calls yn baby and esp sweets it rly cld be just me but its the sweetest thing ever 🥹 HE'S SO ENDEARING CHEERING FOR HER LIKE THAT UGH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH (as ive already said for the 1937263783 time 🤕) STOP FIRST THEY TAKE THE CUTEST PHOTOS TOGETHER AND THEN THEY SAID F THE NO LABELS?:!:!: i used to PRAY for moments like this THEYRE FINALLY TGT TGT 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 though its hush hush but a win is still a WIN 🏆

the "are you gonna stare or are you gonna fuck your girlfriend" is a crazy ass thing to say & hoon is stronger than me bc if i were a guy and i were hoon id nut right then and there. sorry not sorry 🤕 AND THEN SHE PROCEEDS TO LET HIM HIT HER RAW TO FURTHER THEIR CONNECTION?/!:&/ when ure in a which couple is most in love with each other competition and hoonyn r ur competitors. theyre immediately taking the crown soz i dont make the rules 🏆🏆🏆🏆 & then their confession to each other after everything >>>>

aj i get what u mean now this chapter is my favourite as well omfg. I JUST LOVE HOW U PORTRAY HOONYN LIKE 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 they fit each other perfectly like puzzle pieces 🧩 literally made for each other 😫😫😫 I LOVE HOW U GAVE US AN ENTIRE CHAPTER OF JUST HOONYN FLUFF AND SMUT LIKE THANK YOU FOR UR SERVICE <33333 i really love melting point sososososoooo much i feel like i can never thank u enough for sharing this masterpiece with us all i always look forward to fridays so i can catch the new update 😆😆 but im also lowkey scared for the upcoming chapters bc idk how minhee will react when he finds out? or when yn confesses? but i know hoon will be w her no matter what so its all good 😫🙏🏻

happy weekend <3 sorry if i yap too much i get excited whenever i read a fic that is long and HITS HARD

starting off the chapter with a sex scene was a risk i was willing to take icl. if i was yn i would also be fucking hoon any chance i got, i think it's realistic lmao.

sunghoon is the standard now when it comes to men bc he literally lays the world at her feet and i'll accept nothing less now 😮‍💨 i'm so happy they're finally together like i felt like it came around so fast but also not fast enough.

thank you so much for reading and coming to talk to me about it! i love when i can see people truly enjoying the fic, i'm super glad you are! ilysm and i cant wait for you to resd next week <3

[chloeworships]

I’ll update this post with info on the octopus 🐙 demonic entity 🔜

You have to see this chain and how it glistens… oh my worddddd I think I went blind temporarily 🤣🤣🤣💎

Also, the number 20 or 2 could mean something to someone. Remember there were 2 young family members across from me. And 3 including me.

As I always say pls pray about this message because it’s NOT for everyone. I get very specific messages for certain people. We need to find Curtis NEEOOOOWWWWWWW‼️😩 bc honeyyyyyy this is billionaire money being held up. I promise you. If y’all could have seen what I seeennnnnnnnnnnn. This is a lot of money babes NO EXAGGERATION. If God said you’re suppose to be a billionaire then this message is confirmation of that word.

The octopus was twice the size of this ALL in platinum and diamonds 💎 I’ve never seen anything like this.

God just said to me “hidden treasure”. What are you guys Pirates? Lol 😂 and then he said scripture. Look 👀 IM SHOOK

The name he said was CURTIS. He called him BY HIS GOVERNMENT NAME YALLLLL

And the scripture goes on to say;

I am doneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😱

Praise the LORDDDDDDDD ALMIGHTY 🙏🏾

The Holy Spirit just lick me wid this word chileeeee I had to faint 🤣🤣🤣🇯🇲

PS. I knew this word was for someone else because just as I was looking up a photo of a giant squid, I came across a picture of one with a whale 🐋 This morning I kept hearing the word “whale, whale WHALE” 3x and the last time it was YELLED loudly. Recall, I had a dream about a blue whale who I tried to save. The dream was about this whales childhood and what he experienced 😰 This message is for that person too.

I have to share this article just to let you know how MASSIVE this demonic octopus/squid was.

Also who is the other guy? 🤔

UPDATE:

I was driving to get ice cream 🍦 for me and the fam when I saw a licence plate that said “A JOB TITLE” BABES didn’t God say in the scripture he “will bestow upon you a title of honour”????

I AM SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Who’s getting a new job? Who’s going to be honoured? It’s coming 🚗

I hate being on my phone when I drive or else I would have taken a photo. Y’all KNOW that me and God have our licenses plate love language 😂😍😇

CONGRATULATIONS 🥳

[broken-everlark]

Lmao we should've used these little markers🤣 I'm so sorry

I was surprised asf when Jenna posted that picture and then responded to Hunter with that. I was screaming that day. Hope it leads to Tyler and Wednesday.

I definitely think she finds him in this house. Maybe she goes hunting for him but finds him struggling with his sanity since his master is gone. I definitely think he escaped as soon as the van passed the Addams car. If they go down the route of Wednesday being his new master, maybe the Hyde awakened for her. But I don't think they'll go down that route. It'll make wyler seem forced now. Which I really wouldn't like, but idk anymore. But it could also go as she tamed the Beast, and it'd be cute sorta.

But maybe she hears about his escape or sees it? And can't let it go. Maybe wanting to know if what he felt was real? Or mad that he tricked her and wanted revenge. She definitely knows he went through torture and manipulation, so maybe she'll just talk to him? Who knows. Or maybe seeing him so broken and struggling, she'll take pity on him? Or maybe she's intrigued at the Hyde. Since they are rare and need to be studied the right way. Since I think Faulkner only tried torture to awaken the Hyde. (I hope if we do see another Hyde, it's either a flashback of Fran or Fran herself still being alive)

I definitely think in Xaviers' shed when she tried to torture him. Those were real tears, real fear in his eyes. Maybe Tyler was reminded of what Laurel did to him, learning that maybe Wednesday isn't different. Probably just another person who wouldn't listen. Who would just use him.

I pray Joel just stays in the 91 movie. That poor boy doesn't need to be ruined 🤣 just keep him there.

Yeah, I've seen theories of Xavier & Tyler being half siblings. But the only way I can see that happening is if Vincent is controlling and r*ped Fran, trying to force her to stay in his life. But again, that'd be after she had Tyler since he's (I think) a year or two older. But I hope that isn't the case because ew I don't want Tyler related to nasty xavier🤣

I'm pretty sure they wrote Xavier out of the story since all the Percy stuff was going on.

I can't call what she did for Xavier romantic. Nope. I will always deny that. Because I feel like they tried to force the love triangle. By "showing," She cared about him when literally all season she was annoyed by his presence. I will die on that hill. Her taking an arrow for Xavier is out of character. And honestly, I wish that arrow would've hit him straight in the head tbh🤣 sorry but I just can't believe she took an arrow for that prick.

Exactly since everyone loves her dance. People tend to forget she was practically peacocking for Tyler. Literally, her eyes never left his, and his never left hers. It's so soft even in her creepy way. Definitely should be talked about more, but wenclairs always find a way to ruin it. Either saying Enid was looking at her. Or somethin (Let's be honest. Everyone was watching her weird courting dance🤣)

Honestly, it was like a sentence or two. Very easy to miss. (Or I could be completely wrong, but I'm pretty sure. Again, I'm most likely wrong🤣)

Honestly, I hope we get more galpin family story, Wednesday growth, Enid family story, and maybe Ajax standing up to her parents (finally showing that he can be vocal since he's so timid), or Enid standing up to her mother, Bianca standing up to her mother, and maybe Vincent as a secret villain. Xavier. There is no coming back from being a entitled prick🤣 Honestly if they actually did write him out of the story I'm glad because I don't want to see his annoying ass anymore🤣

It's honestly annoying how much people see one small thing and immediately say Wednesday likes them. Most of the plot for season 1 was Wednesday, letting people in. Being somewhat nicer. She does with Enid. She is thankful that her friend saved her even though she's been nothing but stubborn and mean. Same with Bianca, she accepted her as a rival (not in a bad way) and even as a friend. Eugene she let in because he reminded her of pugsley. And she liked the brotherly relationship with him. The fact that she took an arrow for Xavier is irrelevant because, like you said, she's learning to care. Even if it is Xavier.

He's very easy to forget, but once you rewatch the show and keep noticing small details and just keep thinking about it🤣 I have a whole list of shit he's done.

Exactly. No one can force their opinions. But I rarely see it from wyler. I mostly see it from people who either try to make you look like a racist or homophobic. It's insane how they'll twist your words and make you seem like the bad guy. I've had it happen to me so many times, and it's just so irritating to the point where I had to leave because of my mental health first. It's just insane and it's hard not to get annoyed.

It's all good buddy! I didn't mean to make you annoyed or upset or anything🥺❤️💙

Can we talk about how Wednesday was in the most none triangle love triangle ever? Like, Wednesday and Tyler were doing their own thing meanwhile Xavier was just kind of there. Now if Wednesday liked Xavier too that would be a proper triangle, but that’s not what played out. She was always upfront with him that she was there for Tyler. He was just guy on the side who had a thing for a girl who’s into someone else. It was never a triangle. It almost confuses why anyone calls it a triangle at all.

[fireemblems24]

Cindered Shadows Ch 4 & 5

Alright! Spoilers below for Cindered Shadows C4

BATTLE

For those of you wondering, yes, I'm still playing Warriors too, I just wanted to switch it up for the night.

Man, feels good playing some classic Fire Emblem.

So they're basically telling me, don't fight the thing. Which makes me want to fight the thing. But I only have 10 turns, so no messing around this time.

Not gonna lie, that was pretty fun. I feel like this was a pretty well-designed map. There was enough pressure to force me to get moving and enough enemy obstacles to make it challenging, but without making it impossible. Same with the turn count.

Dimitri MVP. Deserved. Him or Ashe or Yuri honestly. Though special mentions to Hapi and Constance for making short work of all the armored knights.

I just lost 30 smithing stones because my storehouse was full. I'm literally crying. Not really but ahhhhh. why.

STORY

More love for how goofy Byleth's answers can be here. I'm picking "I was pretty sure we were going to die." It's just hysterical picturing this "Ashen Demon," but in reality he's just constantly sure they're all about to die.

And no matter how many times I pick that no one believes me 😭

Aelfric's been kidnapped. That's the guy with the longish brown hair, right?

I like Yuri insisting they tell the church about it. Seems more sensible.

This letter lying around conveniently is a bit sus. Feels like a trap.

It would be super funny if Edelgard was the rat and she wanted the chalice for her conquest. I know that's not the case, but imagine.

CAMP

I'm still not used to Yuri's voice. It's so much deeper than he looks like it would be.

Ohhhhh, wait, wait, wait. Hapi says she was abducted once for someone's "twisted" experiments. Gotta be TWSITD, right? And she specifically says "her," so Cornelia likely over Kyrona. Because in Hopes she was nervous being in the Kingdom, worried she'd run into a "her." Must be Cornelia.

Mysterious Woman acting pretty sus.

Honestly, all this "Aelfric's sooooo perfect!" makes me a bit suspicious of him. The game is just pushing him as this totally pure dude a bit too hard, and there's got to be more to him then "saint."

Oh, hey, look, Claude and Dimitri hanging out again.

STORY

Alois is here now?? Finally someone found out what's going on? Because I'm sure by now Dedue and Hubert are getting ulcers.

Yuri we don't disrespect Alois in this house. You take that back.

Byleth can pick, "I don't know this man." 🤣😂

Overall, I feel like this game is doing a good job making Hilda and Linhardt feel relevant to the story, but everyone else feels tacked on.

So if we're visiting Rhea now, does that mean everyone came back up? I'm gonna call BS if Hubert and Dedue just let Edelgard and Dimitri go to this dangerous area without them.

Byleth is so uber special he unlocked the Chalice by himself! It's this kinda stuff that I don't like about Byleth.

Rhea be like, "Here, take some experienced knights to help unkidnap your beloved Aelfric and protect all the heirs to the existing kingdoms in Fodlan, who will for some reason participate in this too." Everyone, "Nah, let's do this ourselves! Who needs experienced knights and extra manpower to save someone we care about! Let's put all of Fodlan's future leaders at risk too while we're at it!" Rhea "Sounds good!" Like I know this is DLC, but there's only so much disbelief I'm willing to suspend.

And now Balthus is like, "Oh, you may be our great friend and trusted leader and we're in the middle of a crisis, but btw, how did you end up here?" Like, I know they want to explain Yuri's backstory . . . but, like, why didn't a Deer, Eagle, or Lion ask that? The writers could've tried a bit harder.

See, this is what I mean. Linhardt cuts in because his crest knowledge is important to the storyline, and the three lords also trail in because . . . they're the lords. Like, don't get me wrong, I love some more Dimitri content, but I feel there's a ton of missed opportunity here with Dimitri having a chalice around that could bring back the dead, new lore for Claude to learn, and new dirt that could get dug up on the church for Edelgard, but like, there's nothing.

So all 4 of the crests needed to unlock the chalice are in the wolves, hummm, this isn't suspicious - at all. Nope.

Constance being like, "oh, mine's a secret even from the Empire." . . . right in front of Edelgard. Not a secret anymore. See, this scene makes more sense WITHOUT Edelgard, who added nothing of substance and makes it more awkward being there.

Yuri is like, "no, this isn't suspicious at all." Actually, yes, yes it is. Dimitri's spot on saying they could've just stolen the chalice if that's all they wanted. There's more going on and Yuri's either unintelligent (or writing forced unintelligence) or deflecting because he doesn't want them to guess.

MAP

I have to run around and talk to everyone again 😭😭 I thought I'd get a level to play 😭😭 But it makes sense because we had back-to-back levels, and honestly, not mad about it because that's more tiny dialogue bits for characters I mostly like.

OMG, all the Ashen Wolves are standing around together and Hilda's just chillin there because, lamo.

Ohhhhh, Constance, asking if he's an ally or enemy??? She's the smart one, y'all, realizing how sus this all is.

WTF Linhardt 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 "It's like casting a line and thinking you've landed the Big One . . . but then you reel it in, and it's Seteth." 🤣😂🤣😂 Confirmed he gets the best lines. Has someone drawn fanart of Linhardt fishing Seteth out of the water?

Ashe asking good questions too, proud of my boy.

This rouge's like, "why hasn't the church done more to help?" Like, bitch, Rhea offered. Go ask the Ashen Wolves why they said no.

Both Claude and Dimitri are like, "there's something weird going on." Props to them. Don't blame Edelgard for being more hung up on Constance's reveals.

STORY

There's a connection between Byleth and Yuri? Did I totally miss that or did it come out of nowhere?

LAMO, I love Byleth's answers for this. Getting flustered about the "date," telling Yuri his smile doesn't reach his eyes (poor Claude isn't unique anymore), or just "not now." IDK which to pick, I think "not now" is funniest and lines up the most with what I've picked so far for Byleth.

Yuri's like, "meet me at midnight, alone." Either dude is thirsty or he should've added "unarmed and possibly drunk or drugged." I wouldn't trust Yuri father than I could throw him. And Yuri's not big, but I'm not even 5 foot so . . .

Rhea's letting it all play out in case Sothis wakes up?

Ashe's too precious, worried about Constance wanting to turn herself in to save Aelfric.

Edelgard, "you make Hubert look like a spring chicken." She just killed Balthus and Hubert in one sentence. I disagree, though, that whole "I've never even seen sunlight" look makes Hubert look older.

OMG METODY!!! Long time no see. I wonder what Edelgard thinks. Not gonna lie, he's not unattractive if you're into unhinged people.

Aelfric is so sus, "just flee! my flock!" Like, it's too much.

The sigh thing is so weird. Like, who wrote that?

The bird flew off with Balthus, but they're like, whateves, we got Aelfric 🤣😂 🤣😂

I'm going to lie, I think I just have to turn my brain off regarding the writing around some of this.

MAP

AELFRIC IS PLAYABLE??? That's a surprise.

GOD, I want to kill Yuri. Why the hell is he asking for more demonic beasts. Like, he literally spawned them in the middle of my units and nowhere near the enemy in some areas.

Man, I wish Edelgard was closer to Metodey and see if she had unique dialogue with him. But she's all the way over in the other corner.

Balthus MVP. Honestly, deserved. Dude was dropped in a corner by himself and never broke a sweat. I was worried at first, but he never even really got hit.

STORY

Wait, what just happened?

I knew it. I knew Yuri was sus. I'm sure he'll either redeem himself or is some kind of double-agent or something because he's playable, but yeah between diverting everyone from talking about everything and never telling his friends jack shit. . . like I said, wouldn't trust him for a second.

Which is funny, because they tried that with Claude, and I'd trust Claude a fair amount at least, but with Yuri they got that "smile doesn't reach his eyes" way more convincing.

And Aelfric was always suspicious as hell.

Byleth has this "I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed" face lamo.

Dimitri's worried about Byleth 😭😭, like y'all, Dimileth is a good ship and anyone who says otherwise can eat shit.

Edelgard is like, you must be wounded. Byleth's like, no. What was the point of that dialogue?

Oh, so Edelgard actually got a line. Dimitri had the worried line, Claude had the figuring out line, so Edelgard needed . . . something.

RHEA! She figured it out. #Girlboss

I still need a fanfic where Dimitri struggles with using the chalice to bring back all his dead . . . everything. Ohhh, make it post-TS too when he thinks Dedue is dead for max pain.

Dimitri's so pissed off that the wolves are in danger.

So what does Rhea mean it can "breathe a spirit into a body" but can't bring back the departed? Like a body swap sort of thing? I get how that works for her plans for Sothis to come back, but how would it work elsewhere? And no, not at all wanting to know because fanfic. /s

So who is Aelfric trying to bring back to life? Not Sothis.

Rhea's like, "it's a serene, peaceful area," and Byleth can be like "the kitchen" channeling his inner Raphael or Ingrid, I see. I'm soooo picking that one.

LAMO, Dimitri calling me out "I'd hardly call the dining hall peaceful. Are you sure you're not just hungry?" 🤣😂 🤣😂

Right so the knights have to attack the bandits so that way theres an actual excuse for why they're not around for the next battle other than the Ashen Wolves being like "leave it to us!"

Dimitri's like "I'm sure Yuri has his reasons." Boy knows he's a playable character in the main game and spinoffs so he must be a good guy.

XXX

[everysongineverykey]

Hello you-can-always-come-home,

For the past day or so you have been making your followers cringe with a hypothetical Deltarune MCU adaptation. In front of you is a computer currently displaying your tumblr account. You have 24 hours to write a cringeworthy mcu fandom-esc selfship fanfic with Berdly. Should you fail, your followers will instead fill this fandom ship niche with their own fanfic, almost certainly resulting in something far worse than whatever you could come up with. Will you succumb to the awful awful idea that you have unleashed, or will you finally get a taste of your own medicine? Live or die, the choice is yours.

christ alive. it's done. i really tried to write from the voice of a 13 year old mcu fan back in like 2014 and i really hope it doesn't come off as mocking anyone in particular. anyone who reads this i Promise you this writing style is put on and that i am a better writer than this actually

After the roaring knight turned out to be a personification of the fun gang's insecurities and was defeated by the power of friendship and also Triple Spamvil Neo 5000, the almighty fusion between Spamton and Jevil that had two laser cannon arms instead of one and flossed a lot, the heroes and all their friends decided to live together in Ralsei's castle in Castle town 2.0, a haven for all darkners and Lightners where everyone could live together and be happy since it was made of a different kind of darkness then all the others. Susie and Ralsei were now King and queen (Author's note: can be romantic or platonic depending on what you like best but all im gonna say is i LOVED the scene where he saved her from falling off a cliff and then said "I think you just fell for me" >_<) and Kris was Crown Prince(ss) (Author's note: haven't decided on a gender for Kris yet LOL). They were all roommates and everyone was happy.

Well, except for one person. Berdly, even though he was the reason the gang got out with their lives when he said "It's spammin' time" to summon Triple Spamvil 5000 (a.n: who else LOVED that morbius reference🤣), was still alone, his room in the castle was just a broom closet under the stairs and all he was ever fed was bread crumbs twice a day. Both Susie and Noelle had rejected him even though he was such a nice guy because they said he wasn't their type. Berdly's life in Castle Town 2.0 was TERRIBLE and he wished he had never helped them out at all.

Then one day he met someone who changed his life forever. She was half Darkner, half Lightner due to being born from one of the last Dark fountains to be sealed and her name was (Y/N). She first met Berdly when she was seeing King Ralsei and Queen Susie in the throne room to discuss her new job, the Lightner-Darkner ambassador.

Susie, Ralsei and (Y/N) were walking through the castle halls. "Well (Y/N)" said Ralsei, "I am very glad we got to meet you. It seems like you will be a perfect fit for the job of ambassador."

(Y/N) beamed. "Thank you your majesty. I will do my duty with pride. Being the only Lightner-Darkner hybrid in the world isn't easy, but I know it'll give me a special insight for this job."

Susie yawned loudly. "UGH," she complained, "Ralsei, didja HAVE to drag me along with you to talk to this priss? You know I hate di- di- diplodicus."

"Y-You mean diplomacy." Said Ralsei.

"Ugh, what-EVER," Susie groaned. "If I don't get to break something right now Im gonna explode" She turned suddenly and smashed an expensive vase sitting on a column. (Y/N) and Ralsei jumped back, (Y/N)'s kalidoscope orbs shining with fear.

"S-Susie!" sputtered Ralsei, terrified. "Y-You have to stop breaking vases! They're expensive!"

Susie roared with laughter. "Whatever toothpaste boy. Hey!" She looked around, snapping her fingers. "Where's Nerdly? He'll clean it up for me. Nerdy!"

Berdly came skittering quickly over from around the corner. "Y-Yes your ma-"

He stopped in his tracks, eyes landing on (Y/N). She was beautiful, there was no doubt about it. Her striped whitr-and-black hair humg around her shining skin like a halo, and she wore a gorgeous floor-length gown that glittered with every color of the rainbow.

Forget Noelle, this was the first real angel Berdly had ever seen. He suddenly realized hed been staring too long and cleared his throat blushing

"Uh... yes, your majesty?"

Susie motioned to the mess on the floor. "Clean that up. And don't take so long this time, I don't wanna see your ugly face stilll here in half an hour again."

Berdly looked miserably at the broken mess om the floor. "B-But your majesty, you said I could have a day off today-"

"Berdly" Ralsei said sternly. "Listen to your queen."

Berdly sighed sadly and dropped to the floor, and (Y/N) suddenly felt terrible for this boy who seemed like he just wanted to live a nice life in Castle Town.

"Excuse me," she touched his wing and he froze, blushing, "Don't worry about that. I'll clean it up."

She snapped her delicate fingers and in a second, the shards had disappeared. Leaving the floor clean again.

Berdly blinked in surprise. Susie's eyes narrowed. "Aw, c'mon, wheres the fun in that?! He always does the cleaning here! It's fun to watch him suffer!"

Ralsei tried to intervene, "Susie, please-"

"I don't care if you don't like him," (Y/N) challenged the dragon, stepping closer adversarially. "It's wrong to treat anyone this way. He obviously only wants to be friends with you and you're being very unfair."

Susie, not used to being told she's wrong, glared at (Y/N), smoke flowing out of her nostrils. "I'm Queen here!" she yelled. "I should be able to do what I want! Ugh, i'm gonna need some chalk for this" She stormed off, stomping down the hall. Good riddance, (Y/N) thought, though she was too polite to say it out loud.

Ralsei hurried after Susie meekly. "S-Susie, calm down-" Leaving (Y/N) and Berdly alone in the hall.

Berdly couldn't believe what had just happened. Someone had stood up for him! Someone cares how he feels! No one not even Noelle had ever tried to challenge the way he was treated ever since he moved to Castle Town 2.0 and now this gorgeous girl was leaning down and smiling at him.

"Are you alright?" She asked kindly, holding out her hand for him to take. "I'm sorry that happened. What's your name?"

"B-Berdly," he stammered taking her hand and quickly getting to his feet. "W-Who are you? I've never seen anyone like you before."

She blushed at that, and Berdly's heart skipped a beat. Her orbs turned bright pink, the color of happiness... and love?

"(Y/N)," she said quickly. "I'm the new darkner Lightner ambassador. Please to meet you Berdly!" Her face turned sad all of a sudden. "Do they... all treat you like that?"

Berdly's blue orbs turned dark with sadness as he looked down, muttering "Ever since I moved here. I helped them defeat the Roaring Knight too. And yet even my old friends seem to hate me now..."

"That's so sad!" (Y/N)'s eyes turned a deep blue to show her sorrow. "I'm sorry Berdly. You don't deserve this."

Berdly blushed again, shrugging. "Not much i can do"

Suddenly, (Y/N) reached out and took his hand, something that no one had done in a long time "Well I'm going to do something about it. Mark my words Berdly, no one'll treat you like a slave again as long as I'm here. Now, tell me about yourself."

She took his wing and they set off down the hall, walking and talking and laughing and Berdly could feel that this girl was going to change his life.

fucking. there. chapter one of The Reason I Should Not Have Internet. chapter 2 coming never because i've done enough

[captnjacksparrow]

Wait why are they trying to kill Boruto?

Sorry I don't watch the show because, as you said, it sucks. But I love reading your Boruto trash talk posts and I wanna be in the loop!

I tried googling it but all that came up was theories about whether they were actually gonna go through with killing him. (Which honestly i hope they do so they stop making this sh*t)

The way you don't hold back when trash talking is mad funny. Much love💕

Whether they were actually gonna go through with killing him. (Which honestly I hope they do so they stop making this sh*t)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣God!!!! Such a Troll you are... Anon.. I don't know why I am laughing at this line endlessly!!!

I think it's better to stay oblivious about this but since you asked!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stop laughing!!!

So, here's the thing.

That Boruto brat has been given a Karma Seal which is very similar to Orochimaru's Cursed Seal. Unlike Sasuke who could control it and stay human.... Boruto might turn into an Otsutsuki Alien whose power is incomprehensible and will destroy the whole world by making some Chakra Tree and shit.

So, When Boruto was worried about himself that he might turn into a monster..... Sasuke said this,

To which that brat reacted like a Real Ninja in the Manga....

“The thought of dying in the battle scares me, but.... I’m still prepared for it, like every other ninja! It’s just.... If my body gets taken over and I stop being myself... I don’t know what I might do to everyone!!! That scares me even more!!!”

Back then when this chapter was released, every Hinata and NH fans went crazy.... They slandered Sasuke and they theorized that Naruto will kill Sasuke if he touches his Son. 

LOLOL...

And few chapters later... Naruto agreed with Sasuke’s decision.... This made the entire NH go koo koo crazy....

Even though this looks OOC, Right after 3 pages, Boruto was given some Magical Pills as a cure. So, I think Manga didn’t want to explore this pointless emotional drama. 

From a narrative standpoint, We all know that Boruto will never die... Alright??? And even Boruto was okay with dying rather than transforming into a monster who destroys the whole world. 

Now.... What Anime did was.... 

They thoroughly disrespected the Canon... By Making Naruto disrespect Sasuke... 

And play a LOVEY DOVEY FATHER CARD... All of a sudden Naruto puts Boruto above Sasuke.

And Boruto also became a lovey dovey son who wants to live more than anything... I mean everyone wants to live... but this isn’t what he promised with Sasuke....

LOLOLOL..... This is not at what happened in Manga at all....!!!! Boruto is like a cry baby here... Naruto put down Sasuke... And I don’t know how to take these scenes anymore.

Now the Anime is playing right according to NH peeps whims by making Sasuke into a clown. They all assumed Naruto will fight Sasuke for promising to kill his Son..... Though Naruto technically didn’t fight Sasuke... He did pull his Collars!!!! Only to be given some Life Saving Pill in the next scene. 

So, yeah!!! That’s the gist of N and S trying to kill Boruto.

[waynes-multiverse]

I-I-I-... I laughed sooooo hard about that whole blindworm bit 🤣🤣🤣 My stomach was legit in stitches. Pretty sure Baby W thought it experienced its first earthquake 😂 Anyways, you wanna talk blindworms? Let’s do this and be super weird about it!

I guess that whole snake vs blindworm comparison is one of those “autobiographical references” authors fancy themselves with. If this were an interview, I’d tell you that snakes, especially the poisonous, bitey kind, scared the shit outta me since I was a little kid because my dad used to tell me spooky stories about them stealing toys. I might have believed those till I was a teenager and asked if if was true, and he started laughing very hard. That’s when I realized he’s an asshole. That snake story was my personal Santa, you might say 😅🙈 Anyways, there were also a lot of blindworms in our region, so on our nature hikes, I’d always jump back and shriek when I saw one until my dad reminded me it’s just a “harmless lizard.” And they actually have teeth! Me writing “toothless blindworm” was just me being extra mean 😝 And it’s not that blindworms aren’t good at surving in the wild and competing with their peers, but they’re still pretty harmless to humans compared to a rattlesnake like Homelander, you know? Not to mention, blindworm Ben would definitely suffer more than a little scratch on his cheek these days if he ever tried to fight a snake again, even though he’s still a strong and fairly big guy, but it’s still easy enough to break him with laser eyes or, you know, a gun...

Now on to these facts and how they fit the story: “biting and wrestling when competing against other males for mates” – Yup, that one checks out. Ben definitely hasn’t lost his bite, especially in competitive situations 😉 “When mating, the female is bitten in the head or neck region” – Hmmm, like amphibian A/B/O? 👀 “Copulation can take several hours” – Oh, he wishes! That one is actually hilarious 😂 “Sometimes females mate with other males later” – Well, reader definitely gets around in that clinic. See above fighting behavior between males for mates for more clues 😆 The two hemipenes and cloaca was probably the death of me, tough! This time it was me that woke the corgi who strutted away, grumbling 😂

Damnit, Rory - stop humming Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab” - wrong song!

I mean, I’ve certainly been there while writing this series... I get it, Rory 🖤 Although the correct song is definitely good! One line in particular always stood out to me: “If I'm a monster then it's 'cause you made 'im” Pretty fitting for SB!

The reader came willingly?

Yup! The idea for her powers came from the second episode of Diabolical actually. It was about some supes also getting a lot of stupid and useless powers (kinda like Hughie or Love Sausage) 😂 Here’s some info on that:

That made me realize that there’s probably tons of people with shit powers out there. After all, not everyone becomes a supe and makes it into the Seven! And while reader’s powers weren’t that stupid, they weren’t that useful either. In fact, she struggled with hurting other people, so no wonder she wanted them gone (like that blonde girl from Yellow Eyes’s psychic kids that accidentally made people’s hearts stop).

They’re not big on nicely-phrased requests, kindness, consent, bodily autonomy…not much of anything save doing things their way, actually

Oh yes! I’d buy that in a second! Was a wee bit obsessed with the MK Ultra project once. That one still blows my mind. Like they did what?!?!? 👀 (PS: Are we allowed to talk about the CIA so openly or should we expect to get murdered now? Hey peeps from the CIA, thanks for reading! 👋)

So she’s a patient, and she gets a gun?

She’s special 🖤 She enjoys a lot of privileges that the others don’t. Technically, she’s not really a patient anymore but also still is a patient. It’s complicated 😜

Pretty sure that comment turned out longer than the prologue, but oh well! I blame you for making me talk about blindworms! 😂 Thanks for reading, love! It was a pleasure like always ❤️

Rehab – Prologue

Series Summary: Thanks to Soldier Boy, the CIA was able to develop Project Bloom under the fierce leadership of Grace Mallory: a final cure to Compound V and a hopeful end to the supe epidemic three years after the explosive incident at Vought. A secret rehab facility in Upstate New York is supposed to help former heroes find their way back to humanity. The catch, though? Soldier Boy has never fucking agreed to any of this shit and is surely not happy about being powerless for the first time in his goddamn long life.

Pairing: Soldier Boy/Ben x Female!Reader

Warnings: +18, language, general angst

Word Count: 778

A/N: Welcome, friends! I’ve missed writing for Soldier Boy, and I’m so happy to have this dirty, ol’ gramps back. Be aware, tho, that some topics are of a darker nature and it doesn’t necessarily have the happy ending y’all are imagining 😉 That being said, enjoy this prologue and lemme know if you wanna be on the series tag list for this story!

Feedback is my fuel 🖤

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Prologue: rehab

“How are his latest test results?”

“Looking good, ma’am. His body is behaving exactly like we wanted it to. The Compound V is gone from his system after the third dose, and he’s recovering as expected. His vitals look very promising.”

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[thepassionatelady]

Lore Olympus Theory 203 (SPOILERS)

I do not own any of the characters of Lore Olympus. These bullets are my opinions and based on what I think will happen. Thank you!

* So right off the bat. I know it’s not Erodes who pulled her down. Yet it was Kronos again with hades’ body. I was so off! That’s the point of theories! We see Hades saying to her, “I waited a long time for you.” And “ I’ve got big plans for us.” Hinting that Kronos might or might not use Persephone's powers. In the beginning, we see three different colors of hades to show Persephone delusional and maybe making it where Rachel is tricking us that is the real hades ( even tho it’s not) without blacking the eyes or his speech bubble until later in the episode

* Then we see from later episodes she mentions Hades and that she will be together again soon. Now she tells Hades she also wrote a letter for him that she said a while back. Yet we see Hades react in the opposite direction or how we wanted him to respond. Another reason why I think this is Kronos without the context clues (hinting about the black eyes and black speak bubble for Kronos).

* Then Persephone gets upset by saying do you still love me? Yet, Hades/Kronos didn’t say it. If this were Hades, he would not have reacted the way he did, and he wouldn’t be clean shaved, short hair, etc. Hades/Kronos then repeated, “Of course I do. Didn’t I say we have big plans? We are getting married!” Then we see Persephone getting hurt because the ring is too small, and Hades/Kronos is forcing her to do his bidding or move her without her consult. HE EVEN TOLD HER NO ABOUT BRINGING HER FRIENDS AND EVEN HER MOTHER. That’s not our Hades.

* This “new evil” Hades/Kronos is kinda acting like Apollo. I say this because most of the conversation is making Persephone UNCOMFORTABLE. So she uses the method that all women use when they want to get out of an uncomfortable situation — the bathroom. Meanwhile, she is trying to get out of this sticky situation. Is she trying to think she can’t get the engagement/wedding band off? I believe this is some form of tracking device, magic stealing, or something along those lines. Then she tells the readers that it is not Hades, and it’s Kronos! Now, after that, Hades' eyes are black, meaning >> Kronos

* Maybe this Hades is in his head but with a twist of Kronos magic in him. As we all know, Hades wants to be with Persephone, but maybe he is so desperate to be with her that Kronos is doing this on purpose and playing with his feelings. Like Hades' feelings, but it’s Kronos' actions. If that make sense?

* “If he wants a fertility goddess, I will give him a fertility goddess.” Badass line ever in this episode!! My theory is she finally accepts her fate and finally accepts all of her powers and wants to give him the complete 100% instead of like 20% or 30%.

* Persephone then goes on about how she misses him and how they need to play his favorite game. Meaning to give her more time to flee and get with Zeus and Morpheus. As she explains why it’s famous, Persephone tried to think of a quick way to waste time

* I love how Persephone was like, “Stupid Old Horny Shit” 👏👏 🤣🤣 so funny!! So when Persephone catches up with Morpheus and Zeus, Persephone tells them that it is not Hades. All of them, Zeus and Morpheus, and Persephone, are trying to figure out how to save Hades' mind, soul, and body from Kronos. Persephone suggests that she goes into Hade's dream to wake him up, but Morpheus tells her it’s risky. Yet Persephone is willing to do anything >> MY THEORY: Persephone is going to go into his dreams but see something terrified with his childhood trauma or something excellent/sweet with Persephone (from a sample, Hades might be dreaming about Persephone as the future queen). Persephone told them they must keep Kronos busy so she could wake up Hades 👀! I feel like it’s going to be tough for everyone…

* As the episode ends, Morpheus puts Persephone to sleep, and she wakes up. Could it be her dream? Hades dream? Someone else’s dram? I am hoping she sees Hade shut; it’s something more terrifying than it was before.

What are your thoughts?