#I mean it was probably the fact that the killer wasn't like 'haha let's stop all this abuse' and instead crossed over into 'let's kill every

[karmaphone]

why didn't they/them (horror movie from 2022) get more love why didn't it make a bigger splash in queer circles. was it because of Kevin bacon

[randomdragonfires]

I'm truly sorry for the hate you've been receiving on your recent chapter. I have to be real, those types of comments really make me cringe and want to distance myself from these reader/oc fics. As someone who's typically shy, I'm trying to be better at leaving comments, but then I see these individuals getting way too personal about fictional characters and it reminds me of creepy men's comments on my OF account. It's when parasocial relationships and self-inserts become too intense, and I always see the same culprits leaving bizarre remarks about Alys under these stories. It takes away from the enjoyment of reading modern adaptations featuring Aemond who is already a complex enough character. Knowing that the reader or OC will most likely be portrayed positively, it's insane how possessive they become over Aemond in these situations. I only got into Hotd after season 2 and just started reading Aemond fics a month ago, but every time I come across a reader story involving Alys, there's always some obsessive commenter losing their mind because Aemond isn't treating the reader like they want him to.

Hi anon!

First off, thank you so much for reaching out. Although, I feel the need to let you know - I've seen horrible stuff in this fandom, and even though what I got was a bit mean, I'm quite comforted by the fact that it could be much worse haha. Probably not the right way to look at it, but that's all the space I'm willing to give to strangers on tumblr lol.

I don't know if it's a parasocial relationship so to speak; honestly, I don't know the subject well enough to even see if it is that, actually. But I can see that people are usually very inclined towards the OCs/readers - and perhaps that contributes towards their feelings.

I've been talking about the unwarranted Alys Rivers hate that I've been seeing, especially since I posted the last chapter of Time Can't Stop Me.... One thing that came up in every conversation is that we tend to look at fantasy or period dramas through a modern lens. It is automatically assumed that our values are a part of the construct of the fictional world - when in fact, grooming, as a concept, did not exist at all in Westeros. Doesn't make grooming okay - I'm just saying that it wasn't even recognized as a crime in the canon setup.

Westeros is a male-dominated world, and an absolute monarchy at that. Doesn't matter if you're eight or eighty, if a prince stands opposite you, you have absolutely no power unless you're a bloody king. Because grooming was not a concept in Westeros, I don't understand how people blame and hate Alys, rather than the unhinged killer prince who rode a sentient war machine lmao - anything she had over him was purely her own, and was she was definitely not helped by the society or people around her.

But maybe that's just me wdyk.

The show's portrayal of Alys is clearly far from the negative connotations that have been associated with her here. The book doesn't divulge much. I'm genuinely confused as to why this is happening lol

Anyway - so sweet of you to check in. Thank you!

[eyeris-moni]

Would Ben ever be able to move on fully? does he long to be human again? How does he cope?? Your headcannons provide such good angst opportunities

Thank you so much!!

I'm really happy you see my angst potential vision too 😎

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In my AU, I personally imagine that he:

Ben could theoretically move on and let go. I think the fact that he has grown up is a sign to Slender, Grin Snatcher and others that maybe it's just a matter of time. It's *good* that he's growing and healing and yet I can't help but imagine it's an unspoken tension sometimes - the realization that Ben will one day disappear and that it's likely a part of healing. Of letting go.

In many ways, I think Ben still acts somewhat human. Like, I think he probably continues to sleep, eat and drink, despite not needing to. Maybe he does it because he as a ghost, wants to live *so badly* and these are hardcore burned into his mind as a way of living. To be alive. Getting to live life beyond trauma and malice is also what I reckon allowed him to grow. Reclaiming the life and joy that was taken cruelly from him - which he wasn't allowed in the cult.

I think he tries to make the most out of his life as a ghost and use his powers, because it feels better that way. But I do think there's nothing he wants more than to be human. If I recall correctly (i famously know -500% OG canon lore about the "canon CRP characters), then Ben was an idol in his group? That's at least something i adopted into this AU. And a part of him longs not just to be physically human, but maybe more important, seen as mere human. To be treated normally, loved normally. To have a childhood and life and have friends and family. I at one point wrote a story about how Ben and Raz clashed, because Raz idolized them all and in a way, Ben appreciated that. He wanted to be taken seriously and it felt familiar, being loved like that. But then it starts really getting on his nerves because he longs for genuine, balanced friendship. And Raz is just so used to agreeing and following others at that point, because of his own issues. They figure it out, ofc! But it's probably one of the reasons they were first allowed to hang once Ben was more confident and able to figure himself out. Else their dynamic might've been really unhealthy...

For coping methods, I actually haven't thought too much about it, but that's a super fun thought - as you might've guessed, I love thinking about how character's think and act NCJDJS

Let's see... I think Ben might cope by:

- Leaning on Grin Snatcher a lot, when he struggles with trauma, memories and his relationship to his original father. Slender isn't really emotionally engaged a lot of the time, but Grin can be pretty affectionate and comforting.

- Gaming. Both as a way of escapism, but as well as a way to harness and figure out his powers.

I don't draw him gaming a lot, but the shirt he wears as an adult, is from a game franchise in their world (it's called HORIZON and appears in the bg of another piece too, because I cannot stop having fun with easter eggs like that haha)! I think he nerded that, and other games a whole bunch.

- watching/reading/engaging in any games he cares about. He 100% knows the top ten glitches of five obscure games for the blah blah blah. I think he's quite nerdy in that regard and can infodump a LOT. HE tries not to, because no one else seems into games as much as he, but I bet to cope he'll read obscure articles or magazines and wiki's at 3 am. It's comforting!

- Pulling pranks. Over the years those have gone from intensely malicious and mean-spirited, to poking fun and being a jerk sometimes. (Mostly with Jeff and Mold, my oc, I imagine LOL Jeff gets the meanest of it because it's funnier when he blows up.) He can be a bit intense still, but it's kind of hard regulating properly in a house full of killers though--

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You can def go angstier or fluffier with the outline :3 I tend to tell very feel good stories where angst is slowly healed, but that's because seeing character's happy is my personal cope LOL

If any of the interpretations or ideas says something to you, have fun with it ofc!! If you love angst, then feel free to have fun with the darker, sadder aspects of it!

When it comes to my interpretations and OC's, it's all just funny thoughts - dolls we can okay with as we see fit to enjoy life (: !

It's why I'm very pro "feel free to have your own personal HC about my AU, as long as you respect my choices in my own AU telling" - it's such a joy to hear about my thoughts resonating with others and inspiring them in turn!

Thanks for the ask, it was super fun to answer - hope the google doc worths of text wasn't too much haha - I really tried to stay on topic

[anglerflsh]

Can you tell us more about your Ace Attorney oc? Vittorio seems to be a very interesting character haha

Vittorio De' Dharma is the only character in my mind at the moment so you are very lucky.

He's, as you can probably tell by his name, Italian- he studied law in Italy and Germany from the ages of fifteen to eighteen and then moved to study and practice in America at twenty-one, during about the same years Phoenix was working to get his badge back. His Family is not exactly well-known in the legal world, but they also work in the field, though, they are far more interested in civil cases than criminal ones. Vittorio was the first of them to start a career outside of Italy but I am guessing that characters that have studied in Europe would recognize the surname. Anyways

He is: a bitch, but at the same time, he is very polite. Meaning that, unlike most other characters, he adheres to the court etiquette of our world. No screaming or whipping or throwing of any kind. Instead, he focuses his approach in court on rhetoric: He may maintain a polite and detached persona, but he will and has talked his way into both the Prosecution and the Defense's arguments, effectively leaving the opposing Council with no response- at least in theory.

The fact that his family wasn't that well known outside of his country made him want to make a name out of himself, and because of that he started looking into those that were remembered for their victories: he found Manfred's career an inspiration, despite disliking his methods, finding them far too brutish, and then started taking an interest in Wright's former cases- but took very little in strategy from him.

His 'character goal', as one would say, is to create a legacy, and in a sense he does. He gets accused of the murder of his sister because of plot reasons that might be spoilers and decides to prosecute himself for it. The reason why he does not just plead guilty is that he knows the real culprit and he knows that he'd never get convicted, so his plan is to let Wright defend him and use that opportunity to unmask the real killer, obtaining through that the first loss of his career. It's during that specific trial that he gets shot, in the same fashion that Franziska did, to stop the trial, but he continues on despite actively bleeding out until the correct culprit is indicted.

He's not an innocent person, I'd like to add. In order to get where he is he's agreed to accept the protection of and taken the side of various fundamentally evil people, and he does not stray away from corruption or 'cheating'. It's what makes him so cool and hot actually

There is a bit more to his character, I haven't even mentioned how he relates to some other ocs some of my acquaintances made, but that's the gist of it.

[burr-ell]

man,,,if i have to read "oh if only claude had spilled his guts in the library to edelgard the war could've been prevented🥺" one more time im gonna🔪

as if it's claude's fault that the war happened as if it's claude's responsibility to prevent the war to begin with, edelgard had nothing to do with it at all... as if claude having a lapse in judgement and going 'okay! :)' wouldn't have been the fucking stupidest possible thing for him to do in that confrontation.

like! byleth themselves can get to know edelgard, form a close relationship with her, and it's depicted as the closest relationship that edelgard has in game and yet! even byleth cannot stop edelgard from going down her warpath. and these people think that claude is gonna change her mind because ??? short of killing her dead, there is nothing claude could've said or done, nor is it on him that edelgard made her choice!

but let's say that claude forgot his brain that day so edelgard cornering him & trying to paint him as suspicious in front of his professor is totes okay and he spills the beans... you mean to tell me that edelgard wouldn't just consider blackmailing him or making him a political prisoner? you mean to tell me that hubert (who you know is probably lurkin in the shadows) wouldn't consider doing it regardless if edelgard agreed to it?

claude throwing that request right back in edelgard's face is not, in fact, hypocritical of him. she has no grounds or right to ask this of claude, and him going 'haha u first' highlights this. it's not the same as lorenz questioning him, as ultimately, he's coming from a place of wanting what's best for the alliance. and later lorenz gets better. edelgard? its none of her goddamned business lol

i mean vw was my first pt & i went in not knowing who the flame emperor was (all i knew is that it wasn't dimitri) and the fact that the game went 'ooo that claude isn't he so sus??' made me go 'kk so it's not him' and that was about as much thought as i gave it, what with everything else hogging my attention lol. so when edelgard reveals herself in the holy tomb i immediately went 'oooh so that was the point of the library scene! that was the hint!' the absolute irony of the flame emperor cornering claude and painting him suspicious was the point! and yet! people completely miss that to go '🤔how can i make this all claude's actually' god

short of killing her dead, there is nothing claude could've said or done, nor is it on him that edelgard made her choice!

There's actually a pretty good fic that has Claude do exactly this. I reread it periodically for free serotonin.

as if it's claude's fault that the war happened as if it's claude's responsibility to prevent the war to begin with, edelgard had nothing to do with it at all... as if claude having a lapse in judgement and going 'okay! :)' wouldn't have been the fucking stupidest possible thing for him to do in that confrontation.

SAY 👏 IT 👏 LOUDER 👏LITERALLY GO OFF ANON

Edelgard is always held to a lower standard than every character in the game lol, like she could have deliberately given everyone at Garreg Mach the plague and her simps would say it's everyone else's fault for not wearing biohazard suits 24/7. Literally every interaction Claude has had with her at that point in the game has been laced with antagonism, usually from her. Why is Claude obligated to tell Edelgard his whole backstory when she's actively rude and dismissive toward him, but she isn't obligated to, say, tell everyone that the Duscur people weren't responsible for the Tragedy and thus make herself uuuuuhhhh not complicit in a genocide? Why is Claude obligated to reveal the sources of his most deep-seated trauma to someone he barely knows, but Edelgard isn't obligated to just tell everyone where Flayn is, or better yet, not hire out her pet serial killer to Flayn's kidnappers in the first place?

It's the most pathetic thing, honestly, but narcissistic cults of personality have been started for less.

[devilbat]

Quarantine Online

A/N: sorry I have been MIA for months now. A lot has going on in my life and Depression sucks, making it hard to write, so forgive me.

Tom Hiddleston x Reader

Warnings: Just fluff

Summery: dating is hard it's even harder when a Pandemic happens.. 

     The picture you stared at only showed a well-toned lean body in a well-tailored suit. Most of the photographs showed the same, never his face. His name was Tom 39 years old, living in London. Though he dose travels a lot for work. Shakespeare fanatic, runner, enjoys cooking, long walks with his dog when he's not running and lots and lots of dancing. Six foot one, six foot two on a good day. Who was testing the waters out there, but will be the perfect gentleman and very respectful.

        His profile stated as you looked through it. He had messaged you right as you thought about giving up once again. Everyone on these dating apps only wanted one of two things. Nudes or sex nothing more. No connection, no relationship, not even a friendship. Sure, you were offered friends with benefits.

That was something you were not looking for. Did it not state in your profile that you weren't going to do any of that. Do men even read?

       The few dates you have gone on all ended up a bust. Then the quarantine happened right as you were getting yourself out there. So it was conversations via text. But soon you were ghosted far too many times because you wouldn't send nude.

        You were all about to shut down your account when this man named Thomas H. sent you a message. You weren't even sure why you click on the email from this man without a face. Here you were reading what he had to say.

       Y/n,

           My name is Thomas, but naturally, I go by Tom. I'm sure you might not even respond to this as there is no face to this profile. With my job and for my privacy would be one of many reasons why. But I thought I might give it a shot. And I have to say I'm quite mesmerized by your beauty. You are quite lovely, and I'm sure you get that a lot. But I genuinely mean it. I was a bit fascinated by your profile as I read it, might have had chucked at a few bits of it. I would like to know more about you.

       Like what type of nerd are you? Marvel or DC?

Star Wars or Star Trek? And of course, I'll answer any questions you might have for me. As well I would not ask for any pictures of you clothed or nude as I would like to get to know you as I'm hoping you wouldn't mind getting to know me without the nudes as you put it. Ehehe.

     I genuinely hope to hear from you. But understand if I don't.

Sincerely, Tom.

    Ps, I do hope this quarantine hasn't made you gone completely bonkers.

       Usually, you wouldn't have responded, but something about him told you not to pass this up. What was the worst that could happen that already hasn't happened on an online dating app? Well, there was always the fact he could be a serial killer.

       Hello Tom,

    You may have messaged me in time I was about to give up on this site and return to my habit.  Marvel all the way. I would hope you would agree or we can't continue talking. Though, I can't deny that DC needs to just stop with Batman movies. The should have stopped before George Clooney. Though I will give Christian Bale props, he did a better job than Clooney.

         As for Star Wars and Star Trek? That is a tough one, so I'm just going to say both are good. But let's face it. Captain Kirk is the better star fleet Captain. Sure Picard is excellent as well. But anyone after them just doesn't do it for me. Ha ha..

     And it's all about Baby Yoda. If you are not a baby Yoda fan, you're just wrong. Yes, I'm one of "those" girls.

Coffee or Energy drinks? I would say I dabbled in both. Pancakes or waffles? Yes, there is a difference. I'm a waffle girl myself. Well, that is all I can think of right now.

Y/n.

You hit send before setting your phone down on the table next to you as you yawned. Maybe it was an early bedtime, not like you had anything better to do. You puddled around your usual routine before bed. A loud ding brought you back to your phone.

"That was quick." Recognizing the chim of the app all too well. Grebing your phone, forgetting your face cream as you were curious about what he had to say—settling into bed, getting comfortable before you opened your phone.

Y/n,

I'm delighted to hear from you. If I'm quite bold, and for starters, its tea for me. With two sugars and a splash of cream. As for waffles or pancakes, I'm French toast kind of man, duh. Lol. Though you can't beat a good old fashion English Breakfast and a side of Earl gray. Eheh.

I'm quite a fan of marvel though it is a rather vast universe. What movies/comics praytell do you prefer?

Sorry love to disappoint, but I'm going to say Doctor Who I am British. The tenth and the eleventh doctor. I do hope you've seen the show. I used to watch the reruns of the original with my father when I was a young wide eye lad. I am a fan of both Star Wars and Star Trek. And there is nothing wrong with liking a baby Yoda. He is exceedingly loveable.

          It says your new to England, where are you from originally? How long have you've been here? Seen any of the sights England has to offer?

       That's all for now.

Sincerely, Tom.

          Emails went on for weeks talking back and forth first on the dating app than via text. You were the one to leap by giving him your number. After hitting send your phone vibrated with a text.

         Unknown number: Hello love, this is Tom. I'm delighted to receive your text.

        More weeks had passed. Still, you had yet to see his face though he did send you photos of random things during the day. You did the same as your toes sticking out from the bubble bath. Then you got a text of his toes sticking out from under the blankets. The two of you would watch a movie together. The quarantine was still in effect. Each of you would pick a film out every other weekend and sit back and watch it—text throughout the movie.

          Y/n: Omg did she just run up the stairs like a dumb big boobed bimbo!!! She makes the rest of us look bad.

Tom: Eheh, you said it darling, not me. Though I think she might survive this.

Y/n: Wanna make a beat? I think she will die within the next few minutes.

Tom: Oh, it's on. Now, what do I get if I win?

Y/n: Whatever it is you want cause mister you are going to lose.

You both patiently wanted to see what happens next. The movie ended, and you waited in annoyance for Tom to respond to gloat about being right. And to see what he desired for his spoils of war.

Tom: Well, Love, it looks like I have won this round.

Y/n: It seems you have butthead. What is it that the winner wishes for?

Tom: Did you just call me a butthead? Eheh. Hmm, let's see. How about a Skype date? I figured it was about time to reveal myself.

Y/n: Tom, I just meet you. I'm not sure I'm ready to see your eggplant. Haha.

Tom: I probably should have rephrased that better. My face love, my face. Eheh. Tomorrow at 7 pm?

Nervous was an understatement. You had cleaned your whole flat even if you were going to stay on the couch, laptop resting on a large pillow setting on your coffee table. You sat playing with your hair, unsure if you wanted it up or down. A chim from your computer startled you from straightening out your dress you finally had settled on. Soon a well-tailored suited chest came on screen.

       "Hold on, darling, trying to adjust this blood screen." The deep British, very attractive yet somehow familiar voice rang through the computer speakers. You only assumed it belongs to Tom.

           You watched the man attempting to fiddle with the view, cursing ever so quietly. Making you giggle relaxing a little bit more. Your laughing came to an abrupt halt when Tom's face came into Focus. Your jaw dropped. And now the unmistakable "ehehe" came in to play as you stared at none other the most eligible bachelor in England none other than loki himself Tom Hiddleston.

           "Darling, I think your drooling." Tom teased point to the side of his clean, shaved face. Tom fidgeted with his now raven-colored hair.

          "Oh, I-I," You stammered out, trying to compose yourself.

           "Didn't see this coming did you?" Tom smiled, wetting his lips with that blasted tongue of his.

           "Well, no. I wasn't expecting Tom

Hiddleston."

           "Is that a bad thing?" Tom spoke up.

           "Oh, no, no. I would be an idiot to say it was. Hey, wait a minute. I've told you that, that, that. Shit." You muttered.

          "That I was your hall pass if given a chance. Eheh. Well, it looks like you'll have had wasted your hall pass privileges. You only get one and can't use it on someone if you are already seeing them."

        "You know, sir, you are still a butthead." You stuck out your tongue at the man.

        "You do like calling me that. Why are you calling me a butthead this time?" Tom grinned.

              Your time with Tom was extraordinary, the two of you talked throughout most of the night. He told you things you never knew about the actor every woman pined over. Here you were, the one woman out of a billion he seems to fancy.

           "Well, love." Tom cooed as he watched you try not to nod off to sleep. "I should let you sleep."

         "I'm sorry." You muttered sleepily.

          "Do not apologize, my dear. I should be the one to apologize I've kept you up most of the night.” Tom smiled softly. He watched as you rub your eyes, a shy smile softly graced your lips. Making Tom’s heart flutter.

”Perhaps, my dear, would you like to meet for coffee at the cafe that opened back up?” Tom hummed in high hopes.

”Hmm, I don't know.” You smiled, trying hard to look like you were contemplating though you were going to say yes. To hell with this virus, it was Tom Hiddleston asking you to coffee.

”I mean, I'll wear a mask and stay six feet if needed.” Tom added quickly.

”No, no, there is no need for that. I don't mind unless you feel like it's needed.” You pipped up—Tom grind like a fool shaking his head no.

[uglypastels]

first of all- hannaaaaah I love you so fucking much. your talent really is indescribable and reading anything from you is a joy and a pleasure and just an honor, really.

okay- let's get into this badboy, shall we. (warning- vv long)

so from the fucking start its already so beautifullll. oh my heart. him being so maticulous with picking the wine, and noticing how she hadn't touched the glass and being so concerned aaaaaah.

oh to go on a date by the river. the image of that is just sooo cute and then with your descriptions on top. just beautiful.

“I missed you,” you say, smoothing your thumb over the back of his hand as you walk together towards the car. “It gets lonely without you in the house. Our bed is ridiculously huge without two people in it.” okay so like knowing where this story is going, reading this made me big sad for them. they're so cute i just want them to be happyyy togetherr

When you reach the car together, Tom holds the door open for you, ushering you in dramatically aight why is this making me so emo :')

He rests his hand on the back of your headrest as he twists in his seat, eyes on the road as he reverses. so hot. like, why is reversing a car in that way just so. fucking. hot. and hmmm the idea of mob!tom doing it, with the rings on his hands--- ok i'm barely 1k into this story probably and my comments are getting way too long haha <3

It doesn’t matter how many times Tom tells you that he cherishes you—you never quite make peace with the fact that he wants to chase the moon with you. That doesn’t mean he’ll stop telling you, though. You hang the stars in his sky. stop. fucking stop it. this is too sweet. my heart can not physically take it, hannah. what gave you the right.

Sirens cut into his words.panic? rising, me? in tears. hotel? trivago.😭😭😭

the way that she was looking for ways to escape, to get him to safety from the police, while he was trying to keep *her safe. i am so emoooo 😭😭

Call Harrison --- yessssss <3

“I love you too,” you say. You lean closer, undoing your seatbelt and popping his too as you reach up to cup Tom’s cheeks in your shaky hands. “It’ll be okay,” you stress. “I’ll get you out of there, baby.” now see, i might have used a few emojis to express this, but i cant anymore, i am LITERALLY crying at this point. what is happening to me

cryinggggg

Now, Tom isn’t worried. He knows he won’t actually be held in a cell for that long. the only fucking time you'll see me cheering for fucked up criminal justice lmao

Those who don’t know Tom know of him. His reputation as a murderous, cold-hearted killer follows him inside, regardless of its falsity. Tom hasn’t taken a life in three years, but these men don’t need to know that. *paris hilton voice* that's hot.

you’d sent him a copy of your favourite book with scribbled annotations in the margins, now see, i fucking hate writing in books but catch me fucking out, crying over this shit right now. im too emo for this

dickhead!tom shining right through at the jail guards and i am soooo here for it. my compliments to the chef, merci beaucoup.

Tom raises a brow. “London’s most wanted?” he echoes. “Wow.” Pride seeps into his voice. “That’s an accomplishment.” v proud of my hubby lmaoo <3 but jokes aside, i'm loving this banter ahaha

and here come the emotions again. seriously, h, can one sue for whiplash?? if so, see you in court sis.yes, this is a threat (endearing)

fuck off luther challenge 2021. imma start a petition

the polaroidsssss. why are you doing this to me huh? what did i ever do to you *cries louder*

He knows the new buzzcut and the stupid get-up probably don’t help buzzcut?!? buzzcut!tom?? i was not prepared for this hmmm <3 love to see it... or well, read it.

buzzcut!tom supremacy. that's all i can say wihout incoherent screaming

“Fiancé,” you correct- the fact that he had said boyfriend, most likely because he wasn't sure about their relationship anymore, scared that she wouldn't want to marry him anymore... but of course she still loves himmmmm 😭😭😭

“This isn’t good for you or for me. And I love you, but I won’t stay if you don’t try.” *chef's kiss* know your worth baby

oh my goddd can she please just tell himmmmmmm

A few days later, Tom snaps.--- oh shit haha. love that for us, not so much for him. listen to the lawyers tommyboy 🙏🙏

for real toni can fuck off, but the idea of jealous!tom really hits huh, and also, tattoos!!! yes yes yes <3

the image of tom just beating the shit out of that guy, seriously what is wrong with me. but he really fucked up huh.

harrison!!! :') that's all.

“I’m pretty sure I can do whatever the fuck I want, actually.” oh god, can he not be such an idiot pls

i'm sorry but the idea of harrison sitting in a jail visitational room in a trenchcoat has got me laughing so hard. only him, seriously, only he could pull it off

“Does she… Does she hate me?” Do you hear that sound? No? Oh nevermind, it's just my heart breaing into a million pieces.

You twirl the rings on your fingers as you think, taking turns alternating between your engagement ring and the silver signet rings you’d taken from Tom’s dresser so mutherfucking sweet </3

The sex of your baby is still a mystery to you, but a few days ago, the twins had freshened up the room with a shade of light green whilst you and Harrison were in court. Neither of them is particularly artistically inclined, but they’d done a pretty decent job, all things considered. no wait but that is actually so fucking cute. i can already imagine harry in his dungarees covered in paint (even if it is mob!harry, still, i'm 100% sure he'd wear them *idea for painter/decorator!harry?? lmao*)

AAAHHH YESSSSS HARRY IN DUNGAREESSSS 🙏🙏 ahaha i am officially a fortune teller.

uncle harry and sam 🥺🥺🥺

them all painting together, i'm so soft. seriously the emotional rollercoaster is so far from stopping <33 and your writing just keeps getting better through out, i never want this story to end.

Nothing you’ve been doing recently is legal, but you would’ve left a long time ago if you genuinely cared about the law. for some reason i want to say, big mood

You’d set the whole world on fire just to see him smile. we love a little maniacal family :')

how harrison just immediately came in and started painting, even though he's probably wearing clothes that are more expensive than my house. we love to see it. (the paints on the cheek, why is this getting to me??? like pls someone explain)

"He said he wouldn’t do it again,”... wait did he say that?? 🤔🤨

king haz understood the assignment *prayer hands*

the group hug. the GROUP HUG. i just adore the way you portray the importance of family that they all have in them and their love and care for each other. ily <3

He’s in the clothes he’d been arrested in—red shirt, black slacks, shiny shoes. Looped around his hands is his Rolex and his rings. mmmmm mmm mmmm yesssssss. the image of this *prayer hands* *lizzo voice* Oh I've been waiting for this one! turn it up!🤣my ocean's eleven fantasy is thrivingggg

oh my god finally tell himmmmmmm

Tom nods intensely. “Okay,” he says. “It’s okay. Whatever it is, it’s fine. I’m… I’m here, okay? For anything. It’s me and you. Just… me and you forever.” he's so cute. fuck i promised myself i wasn't gonna cry again🥺🥺

the idea of tom dropping to his knees and,and looking up ar you with tears in his eyes with his hands on the bump why am i so emo for this fuck

the way he beats himself up just makes me want to put him under a warm blanket but at the same time, he isn't wrong about it and he did fuck up but aaaaah the emotionsss

the pictuuuureeee im ugly crying at this point, fyi😭😭😭

“Hey, little one,” he coos, voice all silk and amber tones, “it’s going to be the biggest honour of my life being your dad.” lowkey war flashbacks from wandavision but its fine. it's fine fine fine FINE

i'm all here for the reunion sex guys, but i can't stop thinking how they are literally still in front of the prison, jesus christ

“If my radiantly stunning fiancé decides she wants me to start repenting for that now, then who am I to stop her?” smooth mutherfucker.

“No, you don’t,” he murmurs. how can this sound hot? like.. what? it just does but how. it's literally just 5 words but the power you have hannah, i fucking swear you made a deal with the devil, didn't you? because the way you can just convey the perfect emotions and everything from the tiniest of words- it is not human. <3

“Give me what I want, and maybe I’ll return the favour.” 👀👀👀

i'm sorry i just- i can't stop thinking how they are still just in front of that prison oh lord

“You’re the one who wanted to come in here and get your hands all over me… I’m doing what you asked.” you'd think that being in solitary, he'd learn not to be a little shit huh? oh well, it's not like i'm really complaining 🤡

fuuuuck. send tweet

buzzcut!tom strikes again. i know i got issues and like, this man is not helping at all <3 and also- love how he's so horny lmao but still so carefuly of her and the bb. #staysafe

“Good, baby. You sound so pretty begging for me.” I- ...

Tom chuckles. “I’m so good at this,” oh my fucking god, tom get of your high horse for one second lmaoo <3

“I got your initials tattooed… When we get married, the ring will cover them, but I wanted you with me—I want you with me—all the time, even without a bit of metal.” He hesitates. “Is that okay?” i mean i knew this would be coming from our earlier convos (or, at least i hoped because this idea is just *galaxy brain level 131*) but it still mmm ❤️❤️❤

a bit too late to say to use protection probably? 😅🤣

“Everything I do from here on out is for you, and…” He glances back at your stomach. “And our child.” Words thickening, you see Tom’s eyes well with tears again. He chuckles, cheeks flushing red. “Sorry,” he adds. “I get a bit choked up thinking about it.” --- awwwww 🥺🥺

okay uhm so... i mean from this extensive report (lmao im sorry this is so long) you can probably tell what i think of it, but just to summarise- it was fucking perfect. seriously, you are the best and i will cherish this fic for as long as my life will let me. it was amazing *prayer hands* thank you so much for sharing it with all of us and just like, letting me share my dumb ideas with you, no matter what kind of random shit i throw at you, you turn it into a masterpiece haha <33 i can't wait to read more from you h xxx

Stuck With(out) You - Mob!Tom Smut

tom was having a really nice day until the metropolitan police decided to crash his date.            or, when the law finally catches up to london’s most notorious mobster, tom learns that nothing is fair in love and war.

word count ↠ 15k. warnings ↠ angst with a happy ending, alcohol, a car chase, extensive depictions of prison, violence (very minor injury detail), tattooing, pregnancy, bad language, smut! there are extended nsfw warnings below the cut but this is 18+ so minors please do not interact.  a/n ↠ this is a work of fiction and is not meant to be taken 100% seriously! similarly to every other fic I’ve written about mob!tom, I don’t condone any of the actions shown in this story and all depictions of the mob and prison are entirely fictional. please do not date members of the mafia even if they are tom holland !!!!! + this fic was conceptualised before the release of cherry, and there are no purposeful links to the content of that film! the image from esquire that I’ve used is what led me down this path lmfao…esquire I love/hate you. ++ the biggest thank you ever to the wonderful @uglypastels​ for helping me with the initial brainstorm on this one, and for just generally being so supportive as I’ve struggled with writers block :’) I wouldn’t have ever been able to think this up let alone have the motivation to write this without you, so thank you and ily z <3  +++ there is a pov change halfway through this fic! it is intentional and you should be able to see it pretty easily but I’m just flagging it so you don’t think I lost it halfway through ahahha. enjoy!

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