#I mean I wouldn't hate it thaaat much it's just annoying having a body

[da-riya]

I was having sex the other day with many beautiful women (as usual) and I was thinking the sexact same thing. As an expert, I can say that doesn't always have to involve you "exercising" either (I would know) That was still a funny post so thanks for the laugh! (I was taking a break on my phone from the women)

Sexectly!

[jslittlebirdie]

“Ya want ta’ crawl in bed with me? Well come here then, silly birdie. I’ll cuddle you forever, ah… and always, my love. Doze off, if you want, uh, s’just me. Y’re not clingy, my little limpet. You just need - c’mere - ya need to get in my arms so I can hold you close, hm? Lemme just - *J pulls you close to his body, scooping you up in a soft but tight and comforting way to hold you.* There we go. Much better. Now, ah… I want my wife. I want her. I want ‘er! I want my Sue Napier. I know you’re tired, love. Y’re beautiful face is turning a little pink, hehe. You sure ya’ain’t blushing? Ha! Sorry, dove. Thought that might make ya laugh a little. Just curl up like a kitten, if ya need it. Come closer. Thaaat’s it, goo~od. You know, ah… if you want to hear my voice, I can talk to you for a bi-t. I know how much you like it, heh. Truth is, ah, I love yours too, Sue. And I’ll scare off all those little nightmares of yours, hmm? I promised I’d protect my darling wife from anything and everything, didn’t I? It’s not right. My birdie needs rest. Heh… I guess I do too. Would you, ah… care to help me with that? Hm? I know, sweetheart, I know. I’ve missed you too. I think I’ve been out for too long. I’d rather stay here with mein Täubchen. Heh, s’it alright if I call you that? I know I’m butcherin’ it, bu-t…truth is, it makes me a little, uh… soft for ya. Hehe, my sweet dove. Mine. No, no, no, now, ahh, no more hiding, silly birdie. Not from me. Too many games of hide and seek, toots. Aaand, ah… I think I need to wipe those tears of yours off that pretty face. *J’s thumbs lightly wipe the tears from your cheeks as he cups your face gently in his hands. His brown eyes soften as they connect with yours.* I know I don’t say i-t, but… I hope you know that I love you, Sue Napier. So damn much. Ya make me the happiest man alive. Now how’s about I return the favor? Mwah!”

- J

Hi J, I love you very much. At first I'd like to ask you if you could get me the hell out of here. I would appreciate it a whole lot. I'm annoyed and grumpy and tired. I hate everything. Well, you know what I mean. So maybe we could go home and then crawl into bed together? Please? I am clingy and my grabby hands are even worse today. I'm sorry. Pretty please hold and cuddle me forever. I want my husband too. I want him! And you're right. Thank you for making me smile. Maybe it's a mix of both, pink cheeks because I'm tired and because you're just...too handsome, hehe. I think I really need to curl up like a kitty. Just like Gunpowder, right? Hehe. Maybe you could talk me to sleep? If I'm not asking for too much. Your voice is just so very soothing and calming. And you always keep the nightmares away from me, I really hope I can do the same for you. I will do whatever you need, J. I mean it. You and your well being are so incredibly important to me. Like I said...we could doze off together, you could sleep in and I'd bring you breakfast in bed. If you like. I just want to take care of you. Yeah...I miss you so much lately... Oh, and you didn't butcher it. I like to be your Täubchen and your dove and your silly birdie omg. It makes me soft too. I know I don't have to hide from you and I love it when you're gentle with me, J. Thank you very much. I know, my love. And I hope you know that I love you so damn much as well. You make things easier and better for me and I'm endlessly grateful for you.

Ahhhh, dearest J anon🥹🥹 I'm sorry it always takes me so long to answer your messages. But I stare at them and try to figure out the best responses. I keep everything you send me and these asks give me so much love and comfort. I can never thank you enough for everything you do for me. You're always so kind and caring, I love you loooots😭💜 I just want my J and I wouldn't let go of him for a very long time. I really am a clingy limpet because I miss him so badly. So yeah, here's a super long answer. And I could hear and even see him. You write him so beautifully. Thank you so so much🥺