#I love reading about y'all being thirsty bitches just like meeee!!!!!

[tampatom12]

Retirement has so far not given Tom any cake. Seriously, he has to bend so far forward in the first pic to get even a hint of 🍑 HOWEVER, the “just throw it” picture his grandma sweater rides up and we see a hint of belly and it seems he’s still cut (better shape than he was at the 2000 combine??) thank u for sharing these photos so I can give my serious analysis in objectifying this 46 year old

To start, for those that are unaware this post is what Anon is referring to. 🙂🧡🏌🏻‍♂️⛳

Now, onto my commentary on the real part of this ask (thirsting after Tom Brady):

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?!

I have also been hoping for Tom to get hella cake in retirement, even with the full knowledge of him having a mostly flat ass throughout his entire professional career. 😔😢

He now has plenty of free time build a fabulous 🍑 that really POPS; what the fuck is he waiting for?!

Moving on:

YESSSSSS, I was SO HAPPY to see that little slice of his belly!!!!! 🤩🥳😍🥵🙌🏻👏🏻💥👏🏻💥👏🏻💥🌟💯🔥

We all need to see more of that from him, fr. 🫡

He does INDEED still look super cut...in fact, I can CONFIRM that he is...he loves to post shirtless thirst traps on Insta stories, especially when he travels someplace fancy!!

You best believe that I always l👀k at/study these photos & videos whenever he feels like sharing stuff like that with us and uhhhhh...YEAH.

The man has still got it!!! 😍🥵❤️‍🔥💗💓💖

And I agree; I think he looks better now compared to his 2000 Combine photo!! But that's definitely also part of what having money-and a cool witch as a wife for 10 years!!!-can do for you.

Also, while on that note...!!

I am absolutely not shaming men having bellies over men having six packs. Both look SO GOOD!!!! ❤️‍🔥💯🌟🔥❣️

I only commented on Tom still being cut because that's what those photos in the above, linked post represent!!

(I'll have to go searching for that one iconic photo of shirtless, soft boi Tom to share with y'all...!! 👀😍🥵)

Last not not least:

YOU'RE SO VERY WELCOME FOR SHARING THAT SERIES OF PHOTOS!!!!!! 🤩🥳

I am THRILLED that you are enjoying/have enjoyed them and that you are giving this 46-year-old man the CORRECT objectification that he very much deserves!!!

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Thank you for sending this ask in!!! Please don't hesitate to come back if you ever have more thirsting that you need to talk about. ☺️💞