#I love him he's so fucking aaaaghhhh

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

NOOOOOOO MONSIEUR MADELEINEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wazzappp]

Shut UP I'm thinking about Robbie visiting the Sanctum Santorium for Midnight Suns stuff and finding one of Stranges magic books about demons open and fucking finding himself in the demon book don't fucking TALK TO ME

[fizzie-frog]

Look I've never been much of a shipper but Fizzarolli with Asmodeus really demolishes me I swear to God. Just the way they know each other inside and out (which, obviously, they've known each other for possibly a decade). The way Fizzarolli sleeps without his cute little jester hat on, the way he, in general, trusts Ozzie with his body and his being and just-- Agh.

And the little things too like how he finds comfort in things from Ozzie and helps him calm down (as showed above). The way Fizz can just be bare, scars out front and broken horns and know that Ozzie will continue to think he's the best fucking thing ever. How Ozzie is always so supporting and finds just the right words and brings him up when he is down.

Also I know it tends to be shadowed cause it's not discussed much, but let's remember that Fizzarolli is disabled. And I'd assume he has more issues than just being an amputee (I love fics that approach that subject but I understand why there's not many as you can go wrong with this so easily).

He was in the god damn middle of an explosion as it happened and he survived something that by all means would've killed him, by some miracle (side note: omg just the thought of him being conscious even long enough to see Blitz while burning alive, I don't doubt he'd have preferred to just black out right away). I highly doubt such a thing wouldn't give him some other sorts of physical damage too. The whole speaking and hearing thing (why he probably knows sign language), the pain stuff, so many things.

Not to even go over the mental trauma and probably years of help and sleepless nights he'd have had on a psychological level. So when I say Ozzie has been through thick and thin with him, it's probably an understatement. But he loves him and aaaaghhhh I'm just so happy for Fizz that he has someone who will be by his side no matter what, to bring him up and help him out. Not many people get that, so many turn and run the moment their partner hits even the slightest hard time.

But hey, I guess this is why it's a fictional couple.

Btw, maybe I missed it but I haven't seen anyone mention this: I don't know if I'm overthinking it - I've already seen the whole pointing out of Mammon's mirror being shaped like him, specifically his mouth, but I'd like to also go into the metaphorical senses of the mirrors. With Mammon's mirror, he's looking into Mammon's mouth, like he's eating Fizz alive. But then he turns his attention to Oz's mirror, the heart shaped mirror, and looks in it to calm down. He opens the heart shaped mirror that reads "Oz". He's looking into Ozzie's heart, and Fizzarolli is reflected in his heart.

Could totally be accidental lmao but I think it's such fkin good symbolism I-- Don't even get me started.

[papermint-airplane]

Everyone: *shocked gasps, surprised whispers, and one loudly panicking alien man*

'The Watcher': Happy now, Rose? I'm here.

Aiden: Aoife?! Aoife Ee?! Is that you?!

Aoife: Hiiiii, Aiden! Nice to see you face-to-face again. Been a long time, huh?

Aiden: Not long enough if you ask me.

Aoife: Still holding a grudge, I see. Maybe this will remind you of happier times.

Aiden: Mmmph!

Aiden: Get off of me! Are you crazy?! I mean, yes, obviously you are extremely crazy, but are you even crazier now than the last time I saw you?! When you had your goons hunting me down like a gnarleep from the Fr'ge'xl forest?!

Aoife: Hey, come on now, that's all zholxtroth slime under the bridge!

Aiden: I will be the one who decides where the zholxtroth slime is, thank you very much! And it is absolutely not under the bridge!

Aoife: You can't blame me for what I did! You'd have done the same if you were in my position!

Aiden: No, I wouldn't have! Nobody else on Sixam would have done even half of what you did!

Viridia: HEY, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE AND WHY ARE YOU TONGUING MY MAN?!

Aoife: Your man?! You're forgetting I was watching your date. He could barely stand to be near you.

Viridia: THAT IS NOT HOW I REMEMBER THINGS.

Aiden: Yeah, I had a really nice time, actually.

Viridia: IF ANYONE HERE IS GOING TO FORCEFULLY KISS AIDEN, IT'S GOING TO BE ME.

Aoife: Oh is that so? What are you going to do about it? Fight me?

Viridia: HELL YEAH, SQUARE UP, BITCH!

Aoife: Have it your way!

Viridia: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!

Rose: Hey, did we all forget whose showdown this was supposed to be?! 😫

Angela: Do you know what's going on?

Bailey: I never know what's going on.

Angel: My whole world view is a lie. Everything I know is crumbling into dust right in front of me.

Aoife: She's right, Viridia, this is between me and her. So if you'll kindly fuck right off...

Viridia: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE ME.

Aoife: *psychic effort noises*

Viridia: WHAT THE--

Viridia: ZZZ...

Aoife: Hush now, the adults are talking.

Eleanor: Was that some sort of psionic wave? Can you do that?

Aiden: Yeah, it's not that impressive. Every Sixamite in their first stage of development learns how to do that before they can even crawl.

Aoife: Now where were we? Oh, that's right! You were being a ginormous pain in my ass!

Rose: I did what you asked me to do! Why won't you honor your word? ��

Aoife: Because I was lying, idiot. I wasn't going to actually follow through on naming you the winner. I wasn't going to name anyone the winner. I was going to eliminate all of you, one by one, until Aiden realized that there's nobody in this galaxy or any other that loves him as much as I do and he'd have no choice but to fall into my arms and I could finally CRUSH HIS HEART INTO A FINE POWDER AND BLOW IT BACK INTO HIS FACE, THE SAME WAY HE DID TO MINE!!!!!!!!!!!

Angela: Holy shit, she really is crazy...

Aoife: But I guess all of that is ruined now, thanks to you.

Rose: What are you going to do now? 🤔

Aoife: The only thing I can do.

Aoife: I'm going back to my control room.

Rose: H-hey! 😨

Aoife: Oh. Just one more thing, though.

Aoife: Even if I had no intention of keeping my word, you still deserve an extra-special reward for your performance.

Aoife: Enjoy.

Rose: Huh?! 😱

Rose: Gkkk! AAAAGHHHH!

Rose: You! You bitch!

Aoife: It's what you deserve, Rose.

Rose: A-Angela...I'm s-sorry...control room...wormhole...generator...go...home...

[electricity crackles]

Aoife: Congratulations, Rose. You won.

[Beginning] [Previous] [Next]

[ddlcpoly]

Monika outside of Mc’s house: Hey, let’s go it’s time!

MC struggling to put on his shoes: coming, coming.

MC wasn’t an athletic guy, at least he wasn’t before. As an otaku and self-proclaimed exercise hater, he never saw an interest in working out. He tried to learn taekwondo as a kid, but he dropped it before he made any serious progress. He felt tired and hurt and as if he wasn’t good enough whenever he came back from class and since then promised himself to never try exercising again, even if it looked cool.

That was before Monika came to his life.

Monika was the complete opposite of Mc, she loved to do exercise, it did a variety of things ranging from volleyball, acrobatics, ballet, cardio, basketball, hiking, tennis, lifting, judo, football and her now current most common physical activity: running. It loved to run, to feel the burning in her legs and the wind in its hair as well as the fact that the idea of her being able to go anywhere it wanted with her legs alone felt liberating for her.

She wanted to share that experience with someone, all the girls didn’t really want to, thankfully they were all doing some sort of exercise in their free time, Sayori doing basic “stay in shape” exercises she found on YouTube, Yuri does yoga and Natsuki liked going to the public gym every other day. But MC, didn’t do any kind of exercise and that was worrying Monika, if he didn’t get used to doing exercise, it would be more difficult later on when they needed to do exercise to be healthy. Initially he was very reluctant, and he had given her a lot of soft and strong nos, but it eventually convinced him. Now every school day way before the first bell rings they run together in a park nearby the school.

MC exhaling heavily: Ah, shit. How much time do have to go to?

Monika: not much, just 20 more minutes.

MC: 20!? Jesus. No, I can’t, I give up.

*MC sits down on a bench, basically laying there, facing towards the sky*

Monika: Hey, cmon you can’t just give up so close to the finish line!

MC: I can *gasp* and I will.

Monika: Mikao,

In MC’s head: oh fuck

Monika: You can’t just give up, you were doing great, and you just can’t throw it all away just because it’s hard.

*It puts her hand on his*

Monika: You can do it, I believe in you.

*MC looks at Monika, seeing her big sparkling eyes*

MC: aaaaghhhh, alright.

Monika: Great, now let’s get up and-

MC: Just give me like a minute or two, I’m still not fit enough to keep up with you, even with that speech of yours.

Monika: Oh, ok, yes, we can do that.

[axolotlspoem]

For the Gravity Falls ask thing: 13, 18, and 19?

13. Dipper or Mabel?

hhhnnghhh its soo hard to CHOOOOOSE!!!! AAAAGHHHH 

HMM... I- I GUESS DIPPER? BY A TEENY BIT? JUST CAUSE I DATED HIM IN MY AUBILL CANON

18. What’s a head canon you have?

*pops open my headcanon closet* hahahaha

okay heres one that doesnt ENTIRELY have to do with bill! 

even in the Ideal Universe where bill did nothing wrong to ford, he either never had ulterior motives or he did and abandoned then because Love....... billford still would be unhealthy. 

they’d be codependent. 

because ford has Issues and bill has Issues- very well hidden issues but They’re There. if bill talked to ford they could try and resolve the codependency but the thing is bill would never do that of his own free will, and im not sure if ford would notice if something was wrong with him, or if he noticed if he would bring anything up

19. What do you wish you could change about the show?

OKAYOKAYOKAY I SWEAR THIS ISNT A THING IM MAKING UP BUT BUT- 

A FRIEND OF MINE WHO KNOWS A TON ABOUT BILL, DOWN TO THE LITTLE THINGS THAT ARE SO OBSCURE AND LOST “I’LL KIDNAP YOUR FIRSTBORN! NAME HIM CHANCIE!” 

HE SAYS THAT SOMEWHERE, SOMEWHERE IN AN INTERVIEW, ALEX SAID THAT BILL WAS GOING TO HAVE A REDEMPTION ARC, BUT IT WAS CUT BECAUSE IT’D TAKE TOO LONG

IF THIS IS REAL, I FUCKING WANT THIS!! 

both the arc and the fabled interview